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shortroomba said:
Just proving the point that they believe anything people make up online. I pretended to be doxed, DKF took the bait. I photoshopped a letter from the Dragonlord saga, everyone took the bait. They have no brain.
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Heh a good way to not pozload my neghole but still theoretically pozload my neghole.
 
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shortroomba said:
Just proving the point that they believe anything people make up online. I pretended to be doxed, DKF took the bait. I photoshopped a letter from the Dragonlord saga, everyone took the bait. They have no brain.
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Just in case anyone wants to know just how retarded the troons are, the date on the letter read 06.08.2022.
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shortroomba said:
Just proving the point that they believe anything people make up online. I pretended to be doxed, DKF took the bait. I photoshopped a letter from the Dragonlord saga, everyone took the bait. They have no brain.
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The best thing is how they are taking this OH SO SUPER SERIOUS on twatter, and everyone here is just shitposting and laughing.
 
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mrgou said:
Forum members are getting police letters rn... fuck I'm literally shaking we shouldn't have done this...
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I got one that said TLDR:

You have been in contact with a website with potentially illegal content. Will you please provide use with your hard drives for further investigation. Never attempt to tamper with evidence or you may be detained. Be alert as we may stop by your residence within the next 24 hours.

A agent will be at my house you fuckers. Women, gays, and trans are upset because of you now I’m getting the hammer :stress:
 
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cat merchant said:
I’m also glad you are not put in charge of high schoolers. You would probably sell them hormone drugs.
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This guy is mad that college students aren't paying attention to him when they're paying to be there. Who cares, man? Let them take a failing grade if they want.

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Now what is italian facist keffals planning to do by communicating with the germans?
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He's trying to summon Hilter's ghost with a ouija board to get Hitler to approve of the farms, thus killing the farms even more.

Troll Patrol said:
They will need to keep coming up with oppression dragons to slay.
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It's like battle royale except all of us watching are the winners.

Breadbassket said:
Is it just me or does it seem like the KiwiFarms community on Telegram appears to be an entirely different group compared to the main site?
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Half and half. You'll catch more site regulars when the site is offline, but most hate giving a phone number to anyone they don't have to so they don't sign up.

Surfherder said:
Also makes me have some negative feels towards lesbians, but sigh.
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Hey, don't worry about that, they may have made a mistake but others are just nervously bullied into it or go with the flow. More lesbian spaces OFFLINE are now accepting of bis, they're learning.

shortroomba said:
Just proving the point that they believe anything people make up online. I pretended to be doxed, DKF took the bait. I photoshopped a letter from the Dragonlord saga, everyone took the bait. They have no brain.
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Thank you fren, today we have much guffaws and chuckles thanks to you. :heart-full:
 
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One thing I do want to point out regarding Keffals accidentally posting bait before I feel it should be put to bed is the reversal of that silly psychological game Keffals and his fans kept trying to do. The whole "oh, now you can't stop thinking about this, teehee" thing. It's one thing to just say that and, as a reader, shove that out of your head because it's a really meaningless statement. I always found it odd how they kept trying to push that. Perhaps if you have the mental age of around 10 or so, saying "now you can't stop thinking about us laughing at your panic" would bother somebody, but otherwise it just gets buried in the brain under the thousands of other pointless messages they say because it's really not something you factor in your decision making. We're pretty aware people lurk, and even we weren't, discovering the fact somebody we don't like is reading what we say just makes it more fun to play with.

But this, Keffals falling for this bait, is something that will affect his decision making. Every single time he reads a post on this forum, he'll have to double and triple check to make sure it's not bait again. He's fallen for it just now. His fans have fallen for it in the past. And we already know it'll be immensely embarrassing for him if it happens again because why else would he delete the evidence he got tricked in the first place? Despite all his posturing, now he's become paranoid when reading posts about us, rather than us being paranoid that he's reading it like these knuckleheads on Twitter try to assert. And it's not a lesson he'll forget because it isn't just a forgettable message trying to taunt him like the thousands in this thread, it was an unforgettable lesson in which he was directly affected by. And because he's evidently such a petty person, this little prank which would ordinarily wash off a normal person's shoulders will unquestionably stew in him for years.

The best part is that this wasn't the intent with the bait at all. It was just for a cheap laugh, because how funny would it be to get Keffals or a fan sending it to Keffals to share naughty, naughty words by accident? Even as he reads this very post, he'll most likely take the fact I've written this as a personal attack rather than me trying to elaborate the irony I find in the situation. I personally think this baiting has peaked and shouldn't be played out anymore, so if I were in his position, I wouldn't be too paranoid about it. But he'll never stop double-checking posts from here on out because he's got an observably fragile ego under the guise of apathy. By the way, this isn't bait and there's no hidden messages in this post, either, so don't bother checking, and I promise that statement isn't reverse-psychology.
 
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Boopims said:
I got one that said TLDR:

You have been in contact with a website with potentially illegal content. Will you please provide use with your hard drives for further investigation. Never attempt to tamper with evidence or you may be detained. Be alert as we may stop by your residence within the next 24 hours.

A agent will be at my house you fuckers. Women, gays, and trans are upset because of you now I’m getting the hammer :stress:
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Cops are at my door right now guys, what do I do?
 
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