Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Crunk Sneedler]

Now that he's succeeded in raising his profile, drawing thin but global attention to the contents of his thread, I wonder what the endgame is for this dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker. I mean what did ya expect Lucas? What do you want the world to do, want us to cook you up a pile of Ragù? You want us to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war? Huh?

 

[Kirby]

>keffles gets called out for having problematic people in their community
>keffles stan gets 40 updoots for defending their community by saying that you cant police every retard in it

hypocrisy level 100%

hypocrisy level 200%

it's worth noting that this guy is getting attacked by keffals defenders and being called out for having a white savior complex despite the fact he is literally just parroting what actual black transwomen had to say about keffals. it shows their hypocrisy that they clown on this guy with such vitriol when all hes doing is laying out what actual black people had to say about keffles. it shows how two faced they actually are when they dont think actual black people are looking at them. my favorite part reading was that as soon as actual black transwoman started responding in the tweets and calling all of these people out immediately all of the keffals npcs self destructed and went from "take your L bozo ratio" to "t-this is what i actually meant please read my essay on why i am not racist"

what its like when the ones who tell everyone to check their privilege are forced to check their own privilege

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

I love the bait posts. Now whenever Lucas sees a long post, he's not only forced to read it all, cope seethe and dilate, he'll also have to look at the first letter and first word of each sentence to see if there's something spooky going on.

He'll read every long post with the paranoia of being a public clown falling for the most obvious baits. Ropes will look like snakes, that's a reference for Elliot Renyao-bushinüren Jones, but he cut his micro and flipped it inside out already.

I feel like I've read this before. guess it was someone else saying the same thing.

 

[Idea Waifu]

Lucas.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Pasty pale cracker LARPing as Italian maybe he means he gets Italian bread at Subway

His mom is Italian, I believe, so he technically is Italian too.

Maybe he thinks he looks like one of those beautiful Italian divas of the big screen, like Sofia or Monica.



Yep, look the same to me.

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Based KKKefals never relaxes, hates 'em.
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Spoiler: Kiwi Klux Klan

Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Kiwi Klan!

We are a sacred brotherhood who love our lolcows true
We can always be counted on when there's an ugly troon!
We salute our farmers day and night to keep the site online
And proudly wear badges of the jannies' design!

Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Kiwi Klan!

Our forum calls our glory to our symbols of the man
A kiwi and Autist, noose and mutt portray our noble Klan!
In search of peace and troonlessness, we pledge our hearts and hands!
We must defeat the Communist to save our farming lands!

Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Kiwi Klan!
Stand up and be counted
Show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted
Go with the Kiwi Klan!

Spoiler: The KKK song that I based this on that caused troon rage

 

[Xastur]

Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "You have engaged in behaviour that …

archived 5 Sep 2022 05:03:42 UTC

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I'm pretty sure continuing to deflect from the harm directly caused to the Black community on Twitter by your words is inherently a microaggression itself. Seems like hate still has a platform. Generated by yt woman tears, no less. Some shit never changes, y'all. smdh

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

He showed it on the stream:
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You can tell Lucas uses it, because it lacks the vital N key.

 

[A Sunset]

Oh my word, Mr. Terrible Voice Troon has made a vid about how much we at the Farms are coping right now.
Think he has been drinking too much Troonshine and has a hormone hangover.

Be warned, once this voice is heard, it cannot be unheard.

Dude thinks he is a threat to us, this is pure comedy gold.

Ewww what the fuck is wrong with this faggot’s voice? Buffalo Bill here needs to tell us where the kids are buried. How many dogs has this guy fucked? Make an account and tell us in the thread or you’re a pussy, you freak lmao.

You know this guy is one of the ugliest most dysgenic guys ever just by hearing his voice, let alone the female avatar he desperately wishes he looked like.

THIS DUMB TROON ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1566613484867141632?cxt=HHwWgIC-ncGq3b0rAAAA

keffals #DropKiwifarms on Twitter: "Amelie Stefanie Körner, a user on…

archived 5 Sep 2022 02:30:57 UTC

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What a fucking retard lmao. Hi Lucas! YOu’re stupid, a low-IQ dum-dum. Your brain don’t work so good, and that’s before the HRT haze.

Your audience is even stupider than you are. Like objectively. And that’s hard to accomplish because you’re pretty fucking stupid. Your followers are the ugliest, most low-functioning crew I’ve probably ever seen online. Their brains don‘t work so good, thinking is hard!

You cut off your dick. Guess what? I still have my dick. It works and I can fuck women with it, have children and have a great rest of my life like God intended, as a man.

You have a hole where your dick used to to be. You cut it off and you’re a eunuch, a dickless dumpy Frankenstein monster who serves no purpose on Earth, other than to be a useful idiot for forces more powerful than you.

And soon, you’ll be cast aside by them, and consumed for some slight by the ravenous leftist hordes that once, so tantalizingly briefly, gave you a small amount of power.

And when it’s all gone, no one will feel differently about you in the rest of he world then they do here. No matter what they tell you to your face, no matter how they pretend. You’re also a bad person and everyone can tell.

Enjoy your dickless and dishonest existence, eunuch freakshow. Keep falling for bait like a retard, I enjoy laughing at you.

 

[Winter]

Fun fact for any native Mandarin speakers here, Kermit Chong Wong, who makes a big deal about muh chinese heritage or whatever, hardly even knows it. Here's his Duolingo account from 2019.

Liz Fong-Jones on Duolingo

Learn languages by playing a game. It's 100% free, fun, and scientifically proven to work.

www.duolingo.com

(Archive)

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) on Twitter: "You have engaged in behaviour that …

archived 5 Sep 2022 05:03:42 UTC

archive.ph

I'm pretty sure continuing to deflect from the harm directly caused to the Black community on Twitter by your words is inherently a microaggression itself. Seems like hate still has a platform. Generated by yt woman tears, no less. Some shit never changes, y'all. smdh

Keffals better learn his place. King Troon has spoken and is much higher on the victim scale, cracker.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Stillness and patience create safety
    The Shitpost on the Net preserves itself:
   
*Jannisaries hammer on the walls
    and businessmen cower before falsehood
        mistaking filth for flowers*

*Friends betray each other
    dredging out past greivances
        backstabbing prematurely*
       
*The slogan endures
    not one word is omitted
        YWNBAW*

 

[Vesperus]

So much for Lucas' day off. I can't believe he couldn't resist for a single fucking day and he got owned like 3 or 4 times because of his need for attention. Taking the day off to dilate would have been much more productive for you my man

Lucas hasn't worked a damned day in his miserable life. Every day is a fucking day off.

 

[Persepolis]

I know I'm late as fuck but is this legit or did keffals fall for another fucking op? And does this even matter even if it's true?
https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1566496498543730688

 

[AMHOLIO]

Women hate trannies more than men do.

And troons hate us more than they do men. I hope Lucas is mad that he's confined to the female run space.

It's okay Lucas we know you're a nigger hating chink beating KKK member.View attachment 3681768

"Do better," to try and disown you or what? Do you only get forgiveness when you know for sure a natal white woman would have been roasted and eaten alive? Man can't even offer a humble apology.

"everyone it's okay I've changed my mind about how big of a racist I am because now I have a verified check mark and have to back pedal"
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ACTUALLY I THINK ITS COOL NOW ITS THE OTHER PERSONS FAULT FOR USING IT TO DIVIDE US!!!

This is what happens when you try to be your true edgy ex4chan redditor self and also appeal to the woke crowd who weren't 4chan/reddit to trans pipeline.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

Nobody gives a shit about FtM's because they (mostly to my knowledge and experience) don't act like raging retards on the internet. I've met a couple, nice fellas.

The fuckin' dudes who become women are by and large mental, again from my knowledge and experience.

Wait, so they've somehow managed to beocme women, but keffals hasnt...

Try harder lucas, we (dont) believe in you!

 

[sevenproxies]

The whole racism stuff though, that’s a sign of things to come. A lot of these trannies are quite young and don’t realise that their position on the Progressive Stack is in reality, fleeting and ephemeral. Before long, they’ll be considered “too-white” to be there.

Remember the Gamergate era, when we were being told that the most oppressed demographic of all were (somehow) educated, middle-class and mainly white, young women? Whatever happened to that?

 

[AltisticRight]

I feel like I've read this before. guess it was someone else saying the same thing.

I would think I'm not the first to make this observation. My posts can be long and whingey, I bet Lucas enjoys them and must take the first word/letter into account.

Would it not be funny? Let's just write all our posts in such a cryptic fashion.

Not saying we should all do it, but once every now and then, sure. Lucas is bound to fall for it.

Have I said that, every post from now on will be broken into stupid paragraphs unnecessarily, Lucas will never find out!

Sex, there's only two by the way.
With that being said,
Lucas will never be a real woman, and...

 

[contradiction of terns]

I wanted to take a moment to remind all my Kiwi-fam that winning and losing aren't the only two options.

If the Farms has to go down, it should go down with such exceptional belligerence that shitposters tell their children about it for generations. In this spirit, I have decided to take The Travis Letter and modify it slightly for the current situation.

Commandancy of the Kiwi Farms

KiwiFarms.ru, Sept 5, 2022

To the People of the Internet & All Shitposters in the World-

Fellow Citizens & compatriots-

I am besieged by a thousand or more of the Troons under Fart Dominatrix Keffels - I have sustained a continual harassment & media slander for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the site's users are to be put to the sword if the site is taken - I have answered the demand with snarky announcement posts & our logo still waves proudly from the site's banner - I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch - The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country - Victory or Death.

Terner V. Ternville.

Corporal, Hick Battalion.

P. S. The Lord is on our side - When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn - We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels and got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves.

 

[Freezard]

I wish I had thought of this sooner but,
If Keffals doesn't want to be physically assaulted, why in the world would he go to Ireland and pretend to be a woman?
If you don't get the joke then think about why Irish wives fall down the stairs all the time.