Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph's Fediverse Adventures - The rage pig follows his stepfather into the Fediverse.

[Delicious Diversity]

Guidelines (beginning)
- Any posts whining about Fediverse's culture, the users and admins will be deleted
- If you want to talk about their degeneracy and Japanese juvenile jpeg jerkings, be my guest. Visit the containment thread below:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/poa-st-general-discussion-thread.129209/

- Ralph's interaction with any Fediverse instances can be documented here, not just limited to poa.st

Links:
- Poast, Graf is the admin of this site: https://poa.st/
They accepted a massive influx of KiwiFarms rapefugees when the site was taken down by trannies.
- sperg.city, Dax and Ralph's two-man BFF instance: https://poa.st/@TheRalphRetort@sperg.city


Notable people on Poa.st:
Jim: https://poa.st/@Jim
Gator: https://poa.st/@GatorTime
Dame Pesos: https://poa.st/@DamePesos
Josh: https://poa.st/@josh
Ralphamania: https://poa.st/@RalphaManiaLive
Guidelines (end)


Ralph, high on the current war against Kiwi Farms and seething that Metokur, having been banned off Twitter, has a new place to make fun of his white trash alcoholism and porcine gunt, has decided to try and take down Poast:

Ralph's people start off spamming the site with garbage:

Then apparently start threatening Poast owner Graf and other users:

They are also attempting to DDoS the service:

Graf is already annoyed and says he will retaliate with legal action LOL:

Graf goes on to have some fun shitting on the Rage Hog:

Given the current fragility of the site, I'm gonna have to add to the OP gradually, fyi.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Like clockwork, Ethan gets a win, then proceeds to get an ego and fuck up badly.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I like Graf's high energy but he ain't seeing that 1 mil. Ralph ain't got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of.

 

[A Sunset]

In all the chaos and uncertainty of our time - it's comforting to return to the Gunt subforum and know for certain that Ethan Ralph will always be doing something retarded and lighting himself on fire.

It's not really about Kiwi Farms, it's about "getting back at muh blood enemies". White trash incarnate.

Ethan Ralph is what happens when you take an Appalachian-style white trash retard baby, someone who would likely never leave 2 miles of their moonshine shack their whole life and would spend their time in endless blood feuds, and give them Twitter and an online audience.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is nothing but a fatter and shorter Lucas Roberts. He's a vindictive, spiteful and vengeful little piggy with an unearned ego.

This will be fun, shittalking him on Poast was great.

 

[Friendly Mudcrab]

JUST LIKE THAT, THE GUNT BECOMES THE VIOLENT ONE

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ethan Ralph is what happens when you take an Appalachian-style white trash retard baby, someone who would likely never leave 2 miles of their moonshine shack their whole life and would spend their time in endless blood feuds, and give them Twitter and an online audience.

This is hands down the best description of Ethan Ralph I have ever read.
It leaves a lot out, but you just distilled Ralph's entire personality down like the finest Appalachia 'Shine.

 

[Inside your walls]

Graf should go with suing the Rage Pig. Because, there's no greater disgrace and dishonor than having to pay up to an anime avatar in court, and I know we're talking about a man that huffed shit from a teenage girl's ass and ate burgers from a trashcan, but I think this would felt him more considering, he constantly shits on anime while his horse concubine enjoys it.

 

[Jump]

I like Graf's high energy but he ain't seeing that 1 mil. Ralph ain't got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of.

Graf I am sure knows that. But he can afford to drop a few grand to sue Ralph to protect his business's name. And Ralph will have to spend real money that he doesn't have to defend it.

(stolen from poast)

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is so thin skinned, so impotent and emotional that he just can't comprehend that there are people who don't react same way he reacts to every slight. Everything get's under his skin so deep it reaches his spinal cord, everything. He thinks that's normal, and is trying to make people as uncomfortable as he is with his unfunny shit talking and impotent poking at them. That's why he wobbles around calling people pedos and shit, just to upset them, but it almost always fails. Most people don't get all worked up because they have at least one foot on the ground and their sense of self is not easily shaken when they read some words on screen. Unlike Gunt who has 4 hooves, 8 tits, 2 asses and a micropenis suspended in thin air of some grandiose pipe-dream and everything he looks at mirrors just how worthless he is and leaves him continuously shook.

 

[.iota.]

Ralph is so thin skinned, so impotent and emotional that he just can't comprehend that there are people who don't react same way he reacts to every slight. Everything get's under his skin so deep it reaches his spinal cord, everything.

the ragepig will never learn that you shouldn't taken criticism from someone you wouldn't ask for advice.

 

[tranny on femboy faglover]

lmao another step in the downwards spiral of the ragepig

 

[Neil]

I can't believe Ralph is gonna get his fourth restraining order. What a guy! Soon, there'll be four names isn't legally allowed to say!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ethan Ralph burns yet another bridge, must be a day that ends in Y.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Been down lately, but in comes Ralph with the stupidest shit I've seen in a while to cheer me up. What an outstanding dude, thanks man. Keep digging that grave.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Been down lately, but in comes Ralph with the stupidest shit I've seen in a while to cheer me up. What an outstanding dude, thanks man. Keep digging that grave.

Yeah man, Ralph is a constant source of affirmation. Every time I go through a day without drinking a whole bottle of Maker's Mark, or grab something off a high shelf, or look down and can see my toes, or don't knock up an 18 year old or a horse, I say to myself "Holy shit, thank the lord I'm not Ethan Ralph." It instantly cheers me up every time.

 

[Jump]

 

[make_it_so]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is nothing but a fatter and shorter Lucas Roberts. He's a vindictive, spiteful and vengeful little piggy with an unearned ego.

Has bigger tits than Lucas, too.

 

[lady stoneheart]

the blowout has been funny but i thought it was a parody account? unless i am wrong because i’m ignorant of some in-joke or something. the account is verified, but they seem to verify literally anyone and calling himself a parody account doesn’t seem very Ralphamale.

 

[Jump]

the blowout has been funny but i thought it was a parody account? unless i am wrong because i’m ignorant of some in-joke or something. the account is verified, but they seem to verify literally anyone and calling himself a parody account doesn’t seem very Ralphamale.

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There are a few Parody accounts. Thats just the Verified emoji :verified: anyone could type.
Mouse over it and you will see.


Real verified:




Emoji:


Ralph got BTFO on the fedi and I don't think he will ever step foot in there again. He wont leave his controlled safespace on twitter.