Ralph has an addiction, a fundamental need, to know what people are saying about him. I don’t know what it is in some people’s brains that makes them so obsessed with their haters. But it consumes every waking hour of Ralph’s miserable fat life.
Ralph likely has been going through Jim withdrawal, after developing a co-dependent relationship with reading Jim’s daily Twitter shitting on him. Ralph’s haters live in his head rent-free, especially Daddy Jim. Now that Jim’s on Poast, Ralph must dutifully waddle over to make an account, so he can continue his normal routine.
What’s he going to do, raise his daughter? Spend time with his family? This fat porcine nigger doesn’t have time for that, bitch.