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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Cynthia does have a habit of putting in way too much effort for poor results, so watch as she downloads Tor just to correct our Woggle-lore.
I don't even feel like she puts much effort into what she makes, she buys her assets, uses premade animations, has long periods where nothing happens and can't be bothered to learn basic elements of film making such as lighting and camera movement, and showing rather than telling. Her movies feel like what you'd get if you just found someone off of fiver offering to turn your shitty script into an animated film. For someone who spent a decade trying to turn her obsession into a movie franchise you'd expect something with more energy and effort put into it even if seeming truly professional is something out of reach.
 
I wonder if there's a timeline where Cynthia is the face of #DropKiwiFarms instead of Keffals. She can't be any worse a figurehead.
Cynthia tries to give kids homebrew animated movies. Keffie tries to give kids homebrew hormones. In a normal world Cynthia would be a more dangerous adversary.
 
I don't even feel like she puts much effort into what she makes, she buys her assets, uses premade animations, has long periods where nothing happens and can't be bothered to learn basic elements of film making such as lighting and camera movement, and showing rather than telling. Her movies feel like what you'd get if you just found someone off of fiver offering to turn your shitty script into an animated film. For someone who spent a decade trying to turn her obsession into a movie franchise you'd expect something with more energy and effort put into it even if seeming truly professional is something out of reach.
The true purpose of Cynthia's woggle ventures is purely to try to indulge her wogglefetish. The Wogglebug is everything to her, a friend, a father, a husband, a son, comedy, tragedy...The Wogglebug is the godhead (the wogglehead), a stand in for the very universe itself, personified.

She indeed does not put much effort into it, because there is no goal. She tells herself it's to make The Wogglebug more popular, but if she made The Wogglebug popular, she would be driven crazy by people "misusing" it.

Ultimately her woggle fame quest is all about a bratty desire for self-aggrandizement and egocentric self-indulgence, because The Wogglebug is her. Everything about him is a product of her own projection, and as I've said previously she's already FAR beyond where an individual of her will or mental capacities would be in any other place in all of human history, well fed, sheltered, provided spending money...she's so coddled yet so limited that she has nothing else to do but wrap herself in fetishistic obsession.

She exists in wogglepurgatory, and likely will until the rest of her family dies off and she's forced out into the real world, at which point if the welfare state hasn't fallen apart they'll probably put her in section 8 tard housing, and she'll keep aimless tarding her way through life, a lot like CWC has, until she dies.

That is her ultimate wogglefate.
 
The true purpose of Cynthia's woggle ventures is purely to try to indulge her wogglefetish. The Wogglebug is everything to her, a friend, a father, a husband, a son, comedy, tragedy...The Wogglebug is the godhead (the wogglehead), a stand in for the very universe itself, personified.
You make it sound more interesting than it actually is.
 
I just remembered that I watched a short scene about the Wogglebug's origin a long time ago. He was singing to the tune of Ode to Joy, but there was no music. If this scene is in the first movie with no changes, then the movie is unfinished and therefore ineligible for any film festival.
 
Is the Wogglebug Discord gone for anyone else? Trying to figure out if I've been booted out or the server has been deleted.

If it's down I'd say it's most worrying. First thing every abuser does is cutting their victim from any possible support group.
It's still there. I got kicked out almost instantly (I used my Kiwi Discord account, so showed up as Puddleduck) but it's there and people are talking.
I didn't last long enough to scroll up to
 
Is the Wogglebug Discord gone for anyone else? Trying to figure out if I've been booted out or the server has been deleted.
Dunno. I joined, made a couple of posts saying how much I loved Woggie, didn't come back for a couple days and was booted off for unknown reasons. But it was really boring. There's nothing going on there except for Cynthia's "boyfriend" who seems to be the only one that actually spends time there and makes posts. Everybody else? It's a random Woggie post and that's it.

But I wouldn't be surprised if the Discord has gone down. Cynthia has transferred all her Wogglelove to this new guy in other words Woggie just filled a void in her that she now filled with a real human. Well... real in the sense that he exists in the real world. There's no life behind those eyes and I'm still saying if she invited him over to have a third party there because he's going to eat her skin.
 
But I wouldn't be surprised if the Discord has gone down. Cynthia has transferred all her Wogglelove to this new guy in other words Woggie just filled a void in her that she now filled with a real human.
Never expected to say something like this but out of those two Wogglebug seems to be the more appealing "person".
 
Do you guys think Cherie will be back on the thread now that the farms is back on the clearnet? Or is she too busy with Raisinets?
Yes.

She has taken leaves of absence before. It may take awhile for her to see its back, but she can't help herself. Once shes knows its back she will start reading again. And then once someone says shes fat looking or that Woggs is gay she will be back.
 
I know Cherie has decided to disregard all of my ideas because of the 50ft tall firebreathing Wogglebug joke, but I just have so many ideas that I'm going to post them anyway. To start, you know what this franchise needs? Catgirls. Maid catgirls. Everyone loves catgirls, right?
Judy Garland needs to be resurrected to personally attack the Wogglebug.
 
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