Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Neil]

WOOHOO KF BACK, hope all you guys were archiving.

In the time since KF has been down, Lucas:
-Tried and failed at doxing Winter, whilst bragging about how he's making 6 figures a year and was going to marry a PHD candidate and make even more money
-Got dumped by said PHD candidate and crashed into slumber
-His viewcounts barely break 10k views, even on his KF videos
-He got two of Destiny's Twitter accounts banned, but Destiny has only kept picking up momentum on stream after being graciously gifted a recorded conversation between several of Twitch's biggest names arguing in some gay drama, to the point that he now has 2 million live viewers on his streams, with a low of 500,000 viewers
-Elliot Fong-Jones and every other part of the troon squad has started distancing themselves from Lucas
-Lucas has gotten into trouble with black Twitter several times, now most recently after comparing himself to Elijah Mcclain, a black man who was ACTUALLY a victim of police brutality
-will still never be a woman

Spoiler: things i wanted to post a month ago but couldn't lmao

He admits that he's been doing hard drugs way before his surgeries.
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Every fucking post-op tranny covered on this site seems to be a damn addict.

Some examples:
>John Walker Flynt/Brianna Wu
Ambien and painkillers
>Elliot "Liz" Fong-Jones
painkillers pills and alcohol
and now
>Lucas Roberts/Keffals
Heroin, painkillers, weed, tobacco/nicotine, bathtub HRT, other "hard drugs"

Noticing a trend?

Is it any fucking wonder why Lucas was a know-nothing deadbeat loser living from welfare check to welfare check and mommy's money every year since he turned 18? He got his dick chopped off at 16, then went back several times to further "feminize" himself by getting implants, shaving his vocal cords in Korea to make them sound higher pitched, and probably more that I shudder to even think of. Though, All of that was bought daddy's money.

Is it any wonder why these people lash out so often? Their only source of "joy" (read: relief from the pain caused by their bodies trying to repair their amhole axe wounds) is either through things like prescription drugs, illegal drugs, alcohol, substances and I guess now leading mass harassment and deplatforming campaigns on social media.

Imagine wishing any of this on another person, much less another confused teenage boy. Lucas and all his cronies are sick for pushing "gender affirming surgery" onto minors when they themselves have felt the terrible effects of it for years. Painkiller addiction kills 50,000 people a year. The regret and mental anguish that comes from accidents that cause chronic pain is bad enough, but voluntarily giving your body up to be butchered and putting yourself in this situation is another thing. That kind of regret is why 41%+ of transgender people try to or end up killing themselves.

To all the journalists that have aligned themselves with the streamer known as "Keffals", I have some shocking news. While Joshua "Null" Moon and all of us here at Kiwi Farms wholeheartedly support the state of Israel and right of the Jewish people to self-determination, Keffals thinks it perfectly fine to make anti-Semitic attacks against the brave Israeli people:

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As if that wasn't bad enough, Keffals also smears the wonderful, brave Ukrainian people as Nazis:
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Every journalist who platformed someone with these hateful views is just as guilty and it is your responsibility to disavow Keffals or else you are ontologically evil and committing stochastic terrorism.

Lucas is so fucking stupid it hurts. Lucas is so fucking stupid it hurts.

 

[Cuckoman]

I think Lucas was fleeing something more dire than troon heartache.

I kind of looks that way, doesn't it?

BobPosting suddenly deciding to stop cooking up and distributing homemade HRT and leaving social media.
Lucas suddenly pretending to never have been involved in HRT distribution to minors, or how to hide it from your parents. I mean, up until recently he used to openly brag about how many kids he had helped get hooked up with BobPosting. Why the sudden change of mind?
Lucas suddenly going on a trip to the other side of the planet.
And boyfriend suddenly dumps him.

It kind of looks like there is something brewing in the background. Does he still think he is winning?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I kind of looks that way, doesn't it?

BobPosting suddenly deciding to stop cooking up and distributing homemade HRT and leaving social media.
Lucas suddenly pretending to never have been involved in HRT distribution to minors, or how to hide it from your parents. I mean, up until recently he used to openly brag about how many kids he had helped get hooked up with BobPosting. Why the sudden change of mind?
Lucas suddenly going on a trip to the other side of the planet.
And boyfriend suddenly dumps him.

It kind of looks like there is something brewing in the background. Does he still think he is winning?

Prison arc incoming. Maybe the inmates will find his page. Hardened criminals will be more then happy to remind the pedophile that his name is Lucas and he will never be a woman.

 

[Punished Neco]

It's good to be back, hopefully not too many of the thread regulars used throwaways when signing up to the site.

In the space of 1 week:
>Bobposting quits the Internet
>Sells off the DIYHRT site and removes Keffals as a sponsor
>Keffals fiance dumps them
>It's over Kiwibro's, Lucas has won, we have been owned /sneed

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Lucas' still in Northern Ireland, yeah? So that means he got dumped over the phone/online lmao. I wonder what the actual reason was.

Nah, mentioned on 1 of the earlier streams that the fiance was flying into Ireland on like the 8th September, appeared on the stream but as voice only, they then cut to the "brb" screen so they could slip out the door before the stream continued.

Yup. Two weeks ago, Keffals said the fiancé(e) would show up on stream, but as far as I know that never happened. If I had to guess, he just decided he doesn't want to be involved in the perpetual clown show that is Keffals' life now.

Actually they did "appear" on stream, it's near the start of one of the streams from around the 10th but they only were on mic. From the sounds of it everything started out alright but Keffals probably started raising the idea of going after LOTT or someone else and the fiance realized that this would be the new norm. That or there's something coming out down the line about Bobposting/DIYHR Directory that isn't public yet and they decided to dip.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

It seems the Ranch may be making a comeback. If not in that server(No way in hell i'm joining that to find out) it will be a separate one where vetting to get in is a more cautious process.

 

[Piss Bear]

at least with the password reset there's a lower chance of sleeper accounts suddenly awakening and coming in here to fedpost like before. As for shitposting...

As unfortunate as it is that someone hacked us, I think the mass password reset is a blessing in disguise. A lot of really shitty users or retarded trannies using compromised accounts just got locked out. Maybe Null should have done it from the beginning, giving users a warning beforehand.

Glad this thread is open again. "Don't give it attention" achieved the square root of fuck all.

I actually do think having this thread locked did achieve some good. No more fedposts from this thread, so Keffals didn't have anything to screenshot and post on his Twitter. It may seem like a small thing but I think it did some good. It did give him a lot less material.

I think Lucas was fleeing something more dire than troon heartache.

I'm pretty sure he shat his pants after the investigation and fled the country with his GFM money, leaving bobposting to hold down the child-grooming fort. If I was bobposting I'd be pretty pissed to be left alone to deal with the feds on my own. Also bobposting inexplicably had to transfer his DIY HRT business to someone else, it seems like he is in deep shit right now. And Keffals abandoned him to deal with it on his own.

Anyways, welcome back fellow retards! It's good to be back.

 

[King Possum]

At this point we should change the mascot to a Phoenix considering how many times the site has risen from the ashes.


Cope and Sneed, Lucas. YWNBARW.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think Lucas was fleeing something more dire than troon heartache.

It could be both.
He flees the country for CP charges (that his ex broke up with him for) and goes to a place where he can fuck a guy.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

The CWCKI is down so I can't easily reference sonichu shit but imagine I'm posting sonichu telling keffals they have some "not so good news" from the internet.
If someone has already made this joke please be kind I am autistic.

 

[Escalating Violence]

The boys are back in town! The boys are back in town!

 

[Winter]

On September 5th, the day Cloudflare dropped Kiwi Farms, Lucas felt very, very emboldened and attempted to dox me using a private investigator. Despite what he says and despite how confident he is that he got me, this IS a faildox. His reply to this is telling me to post my ID to prove it isn't me lol. I'm not as dumb as him and his mods to do that obviously. So him and the twitter mob are now calling this random person he doxed a nazi, racist, etc. Keffals even tweeted about "doxing a Kiwifarms user" which I show in one of my Poasts (with archives attached)

Here's all material related to this incident that I posted on Poast and Odysee.

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals just tried intimidating me and got some random kid and his mom 😂😂😂 Holy shit this guy is dumb

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals tries to threaten and blackmail me with faildox, he hired a Private Investigator only to end up doxing some random hispanic family from California. Throughout these messages I gaslight the ...

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Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I intend for this to be my final post on this situation. Sorry to anyone who doesn't care. Here's proof that it was the true and honest Lucas Roberts that was DM'ing and that this wasn't some gay ...

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Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Since Lucas decided to tweet about me. I felt it was necessary to respond. He made 2 smug, strange tweets about me. Here archive.ph/UC16p & here archive.ph/jEUm3 Here's what I have to say. -You d...

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Jim (@Jim@poa.st)

So this is crazy.

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

me talking to someone who wants further proof = being "buddy buddy with" now lmfao. Oh no I made a joke that hurt your feefees because you gotta wear a mask in all your photos "You can't trust t...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I'm wrapping this up- It's pretty disheartening to see people on Twitter act like literal cattle and what ridiculous things they can come up with to excuse Keffals of their behavior. There is proo...

poa.st

On September 26th, he responded to this on stream. When this story first broke out there were a handful of cultists on Twitter claiming that this entire conversation was fake and that I made it up, Lucas admitted that it really was him that was DMing me but says he was "trolling" me in an attempt to damage control, nearly a month after this happened.

https://files.catbox.moe/n6luwq.mp4

His definition of doxing is "the publishing of private information" so that means I really did never dox your mom, I posted pics from her facebook. Somebody doxed his mom very early into the thread and if you find it you will see that it wasn't me. Tired of him saying I doxed his mom. Meanwhile Lucas had his little P.I. call schools and stores to ask about this innocent person he targeted. Kinda sounds like his P.I. was gathering actual private info huh?

(At this time, uploading videos to my post is not viable given the state of the site. I still have local copies but if anybody else could download these videos and whatnot that'd be great.)

 

[PaleRider]

As unfortunate as it is that someone hacked us, I think the mass password reset is a blessing in disguise. A lot of really shitty users or retarded trannies using compromised accounts just got locked out. Maybe Null should have done it from the beginning, giving users a warning beforehand.


I actually do think having this thread locked did achieve some good. No more fedposts from this thread, so Keffals didn't have anything to screenshot and post on his Twitter. It may seem like a small thing but I think it did some good. It did give him a lot less material.


I'm pretty sure he shat his pants after the investigation and fled the country with his GFM money, leaving bobposting to hold down the child-grooming fort. If I was bobposting I'd be pretty pissed to be left alone to deal with the feds on my own. Also bobposting inexplicably had to transfer his DIY HRT business to someone else, it seems like he is in deep shit right now. And Keffals abandoned him to deal with it on his own.

Anyways, welcome back fellow retards! It's good to be back.
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Much agreed. Been dealing with forum and IT shit for years, and the one thing that always kills boards like this with such heavy scrutiny are spergs posting stupid shit (can't fix that) and zombie accounts that get brute forced easy. Ironically you'd think people that post on sites like this would learn some personal OpSec and avoid getting compromised on the Internet.

But fuck it. Its good to be back, Kiwi Bros. All that being said, glad Keffals is learning that spergs that live in glass houses shouldn't chuck bricks.

 

[Vtuber Enjoyer]

Yup. Two weeks ago, Keffals said the fiancé(e) would show up on stream, but as far as I know that never happened. If I had to guess, he just decided he doesn't want to be involved in the perpetual clown show that is Keffals' life now.

I don't know what the original stream is, but here's Destiny watching the part when the fiance comes on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwuu2Tz2QCU&t=9907s

 

[Markass the Worst]

On September 5th, the day Cloudflare dropped Kiwi Farms, Lucas felt very, very emboldened and attempted to dox me using a private investigator. Despite what he says and despite how confident he is that he got me, this IS a faildox. His reply to this is telling me to post my ID to prove it isn't me lol. I'm not as dumb as him and his mods to do that obviously. So him and the twitter mob are now calling this random person he doxed a nazi, racist, etc. Keffals even tweeted about "doxing a Kiwifarms user" which I show in one of my Poasts (with archives attached)

Here's all material related to this incident that I posted on Poast and Odysee.

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals just tried intimidating me and got some random kid and his mom 😂😂😂 Holy shit this guy is dumb

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals tries to threaten and blackmail me with faildox, he hired a Private Investigator only to end up doxing some random hispanic family from California. Throughout these messages I gaslight the ...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I intend for this to be my final post on this situation. Sorry to anyone who doesn't care. Here's proof that it was the true and honest Lucas Roberts that was DM'ing and that this wasn't some gay ...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Since Lucas decided to tweet about me. I felt it was necessary to respond. He made 2 smug, strange tweets about me. Here archive.ph/UC16p & here archive.ph/jEUm3 Here's what I have to say. -You d...

poa.st

Jim (@Jim@poa.st)

So this is crazy.

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

me talking to someone who wants further proof = being "buddy buddy with" now lmfao. Oh no I made a joke that hurt your feefees because you gotta wear a mask in all your photos "You can't trust t...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I'm wrapping this up- It's pretty disheartening to see people on Twitter act like literal cattle and what ridiculous things they can come up with to excuse Keffals of their behavior. There is proo...

poa.st

On September 26th, he responded to this on stream. When this story first broke out there were a handful of cultists on Twitter claiming that this entire conversation was fake and that I made it up, Lucas admitted that it really was him that was DMing me but says he was "trolling" me in an attempt to damage control, nearly a month after this happened.

https://files.catbox.moe/n6luwq.mp4

His definition of doxing is "the publishing of private information" so that means I really did never dox your mom, I posted pics from her facebook. Somebody doxed his mom very early into the thread and if you find it you will see that it wasn't me. Tired of him saying I doxed his mom. Meanwhile Lucas had his little P.I. call schools and stores to ask about this innocent person he targeted. Kinda sounds like his P.I. was gathering actual private info huh?

(At this time, uploading videos to my post is not viable given the state of the site. I still have local copies but if anybody else could download these videos and whatnot that'd be great.)

Keffals has done more harassment than this site in 10 years of existance and his catboy stans will defend him for it.

 

[Jack Awful]

On September 5th, the day Cloudflare dropped Kiwi Farms, Lucas felt very, very emboldened and attempted to dox me using a private investigator. Despite what he says and despite how confident he is that he got me, this IS a faildox. His reply to this is telling me to post my ID to prove it isn't me lol. I'm not as dumb as him and his mods to do that obviously. So him and the twitter mob are now calling this random person he doxed a nazi, racist, etc. Keffals even tweeted about "doxing a Kiwifarms user" which I show in one of my Poasts (with archives attached)

Here's all material related to this incident that I posted on Poast and Odysee.

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals just tried intimidating me and got some random kid and his mom 😂😂😂 Holy shit this guy is dumb

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Keffals tries to threaten and blackmail me with faildox, he hired a Private Investigator only to end up doxing some random hispanic family from California. Throughout these messages I gaslight the ...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I intend for this to be my final post on this situation. Sorry to anyone who doesn't care. Here's proof that it was the true and honest Lucas Roberts that was DM'ing and that this wasn't some gay ...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

Since Lucas decided to tweet about me. I felt it was necessary to respond. He made 2 smug, strange tweets about me. Here archive.ph/UC16p & here archive.ph/jEUm3 Here's what I have to say. -You d...

poa.st

Jim (@Jim@poa.st)

So this is crazy.

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

me talking to someone who wants further proof = being "buddy buddy with" now lmfao. Oh no I made a joke that hurt your feefees because you gotta wear a mask in all your photos "You can't trust t...

poa.st

Winter (@SmugAGPSmirk@poa.st)

I'm wrapping this up- It's pretty disheartening to see people on Twitter act like literal cattle and what ridiculous things they can come up with to excuse Keffals of their behavior. There is proo...

poa.st

On September 26th, he responded to this on stream. When this story first broke out there were a handful of cultists on Twitter claiming that this entire conversation was fake and that I made it up, Lucas admitted that it really was him that was DMing me but says he was "trolling" me in an attempt to damage control, nearly a month after this happened.

https://files.catbox.moe/n6luwq.mp4

His definition of doxing is "the publishing of private information" so that means I really did never dox your mom, I posted pics from her facebook. Somebody doxed his mom very early into the thread and if you find it you will see that it wasn't me. Tired of him saying I doxed his mom. Meanwhile Lucas had his little P.I. call schools and stores to ask about this innocent person he targeted. Kinda sounds like his P.I. was gathering actual private info huh?

(At this time, uploading videos to my post is not viable given the state of the site. I still have local copies but if anybody else could download these videos and whatnot that'd be great.)

As clichéd and obvious as it is, it's worth repeating:

Keffals and his fans are sociopathic hypocrites who will cry harassment for being called "he", but will actively try to ruin lives because they've decided their enemies are beyond reproach.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I can only wonder how fucking apoplectic they're going to be once they find out the farms are back online.

Yes.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Funny story, Lucas got really mad at me for laughing and gloating at his boytoy PhD candidate (in sociology, LMAO!) boyfriend dumping his sorry ass like a bad habit. His fans proceeded to send me and my mother rape and death threats all the while Lucas was calling me hideous and saying he is hotter than me with his sycophant fans giving him insincere compliments. He then proceeded to go on stream and cry about his interaction with me saying that I was a "obsessive hater with Keffals Derangement Syndrome" and that he is also hotter than. Not the first time Lucas has done that as he also did that to Melina (Destiny wife) and Lauren Southern. This is the man calling me, Melina and Lauren ugly and saying he is hotter than:

Artist rendition of my interaction with Lucas (special thanks to Inside Your Walls for the art):

 

[AnOminous]

It seems the Ranch may be making a comeback. If not in that server(No way in hell i'm joining that to find out) it will be a separate one where vetting to get in is a more cautious process.

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These pedophiles never stop. Nothing short of imprisonment or someone going Gary Plauché on them will stop them.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

>Lucas has gotten into trouble with black Twitter several times, now most recently after comparing himself to Elijah Mcclain, a black man who was ACTUALLY a victim of police brutality

Since this isn't Twitter and I can speak openly, I'm going to take the opportunity to provide my opinion on the death of broken buck Elijah McClain.

If the government gave me free Special K, I'd enjoy the trip instead of sperging out and dying like an ungrateful little bitch.

Fuck Keffals and Fuck Niggers.
Ketamine is based, estrogen is cringe.
The Kiwi Farms will never die.
And Lucas will never be a woman.

 

[WonderWino]

I kind of looks that way, doesn't it?

BobPosting suddenly deciding to stop cooking up and distributing homemade HRT and leaving social media.
Lucas suddenly pretending to never have been involved in HRT distribution to minors, or how to hide it from your parents. I mean, up until recently he used to openly brag about how many kids he had helped get hooked up with BobPosting. Why the sudden change of mind?
Lucas suddenly going on a trip to the other side of the planet.
And boyfriend suddenly dumps him.

It kind of looks like there is something brewing in the background. Does he still think he is winning?

Yeah it definitely looks like something is up, or at the very least people involved in the HRT stuff are concerned enough that they are or may be under investigation in the near future over it and are starting to try to distance themselves from it. That stuff must have happened for a reason. As for the other troons starting to distance themselves that isn't surprising either. Lucas is starting to piss more groups off than just the farms and they don't want to be caught up in the blowback when it blows up in his face. The boyfriend dumping him is likely a combination of the two and in itself certainly should raise some alarm bells that something is up with his situation.

Lucas knows this as well, I don't believe for a second that his sudden trip to northern ireland was anything but an deliberate attempt to try to dodge prosecution if the cops find anything on whatever they took from his pc and property. The timing occurred immediately after the notice to the canadian authorities was posted to this thread helpfully pointing any investigators to relevant posts and even lucas's choice of countries supports the theory - being a canadian citizen and thus commonwealth subject he has the right to enter the UK pretty much automatically. The UK rarely extradites people but its not unheard of. However, staying in northern ireland is real interesting because if shit goes down and he finds out about it early enough he could cross into ireland, which does not have an extradition treaty with canada. I don't doubt for a second that this is why he specifically chose northern ireland and didn't just go to england or scotland instead. Therefore it follows that he wouldn't have planned that far ahead unless he knew there was something taken by the cops that could get him into trouble

Now, that said this isn't a get out of jail free card for him either. It buys him time at best. There are limits to how long he is allowed to stay in any part of the UK as he is now (6 months max) and if he crosses over to ireland, even if they don't explicitly turn him over for extradition that doesn't mean they wouldn't kick his ass back out to northern ireland. and even if they didn't do that theres a limit to how long he can stay in ireland as well - maximum is 90 days. His only hope at that point is to claim some kind of asylum...which if he crossed into the country after causing a shit ton of trouble internationally after fleeing his own country and is trying to avoid being turned over to the cops isn't something that is likely to be granted. Its asking for an international incident if ireland grants asylum to someone for who the fuck knows what pedo stuff might be on his pc and his involvement with giving homemade HRT to minors. Ireland doesn't want that headache and doesn't want the league of twitter troons turning the whole situation into a spectacle, nor the canadian government getting pissy about it. Ireland would turn him over