Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Here's hoping the heat died down enough to continue posting how Lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
A group that his ex finance himself has joined. I do wonder what happened there, if Lucas' insistence on being a victim for bigger and bigger targets was too much or if there are some legal issues on the horizon that everyone wants to distance themselves from. Or maybe it was good old fashioned jealousy about leaving the country and shacking up with another man. Lucas is enough of a sex pest I wouldn't be surprised that he tried something at least.

Imagine how insufferable Lucas is to be around now that he’s got a little bit of notoriety and it’s gone to his already overinflated ego.

 

[Dyn]

Probably Lillian Bastet. It once wrote an article how it specialised in dominating conservatives (i.e. a Trump voter totally told me how he regrets his vote deserves to submit to leftist troons), that's how I remember the name, though this seems to have vanished off the face of the internet.

There's of course the hairline and a few other things, but those hips and shoulders are way more passing than Lucas' sorry ass.

Does she do deplatforming kink and is that a real kink or something that I just developed because my mental stability was shattered by my inability to shitpost all week?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Serial predators always return to their haunting grounds. Lucas’s, being a terminally online predator, is discord.

Proverbs 26:11
"As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly."

 

[Sperghetti]

I just think it’s funny that so many of the most infamous and horrible trannies are Canadian. Keffals, Bobposting, Yaniv, Landon Hiscock, that fake tits teacher… What the hell is in the maple syrup up there?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DIY HRT is 18+ and the groomers responsible for it are in hiding. Tranny teacher in Canada is breaking the system; school saying they can't do anything so anger is turning to government. Sussex police backtracking on correcting pronouns of convicted pedophiles.

I'm starting to notice a trend

There's been some talk that the big-tittied Canuckian shop teacher is actually taking the piss with this stunt. Rumor has it that he's been in trouble at that school in the past for 'toxic masculinity' and this is him proving a point. Gloriously.

 

[Random Internet Person]

He's kind of trying to shift to Libs of TikTok now, but I think he's really much more comfortable with the Farms as a target.

Good luck trying to go after someone backed by the Babylon Bee and is willing to sue Twitter.

As unfortunate as it is that someone hacked us, I think the mass password reset is a blessing in disguise. A lot of really shitty users or retarded trannies using compromised accounts just got locked out. Maybe Null should have done it from the beginning, giving users a warning beforehand.

Eh, hindsight is 20/20, and Null's mentioned a lot of this shit is learned by trial and error.

The boys are back in town! The boys are back in town!

I'm more privy to this one.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

There's been some talk that the big-tittied Canuckian shop teacher is actually taking the piss with this stunt. Rumor has it that he's been in trouble at that school in the past for 'toxic masculinity' and this is him proving a point. Gloriously.

All that speculation comes from this chan post (I don't havea archive, I just copied this screenshot from twitter), so I mean, who knows if this is made up or not.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Despite everything, the most embarrassing thing about Keffals is that xzhe obviously doesn't read nonfiction (or even adult level fiction) books and knows nothing outside of retarded internet drama but wants to be a respected commentator. When you can't even make it up to 'dumb guys smart guy' mid wit tier a la Ben Shapiro or Vaush but keep trying anyway is a whole new level of cringe.

 

[Francium]

Here are the two deleted tweets I've found via Google preview.
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Interesting, and will you tell the class why this happened Lucas?
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Somebody actually managed to get a screenshot of this tweet
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This is the Google preview archive, both of said deleted tweets can be found by scrolling his Twitter bar.

is he really still trying to push the story that he had a rifle pointed to his head? Does lucas not know that he himself was the one that admitted it was literally just a calm knock on his door?

either way i've noticed the narrative slowly turning against keffals lately, hopefully this is the nail in the coffin, it'd be hilarious to see lucas on the ass end of the internet, safe for whatever chaser fans who only shill for him so they can have a chance for queen clara's feet and farts.


also gonna give my warm welcomes back to both the farms and the keffals thread, by the way.

 

[Captain Smollett]

Keffals apparently got "feminine vocalization" surgery

How much does that usually cost? I think he needs his money back.

 

[Corn Flakes]

All that speculation comes from this chan post (I don't havea archive, I just copied this screenshot from twitter), so I mean, who knows if this is made up or not.

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Someone would have to go digging through local records and the guy's Facebook (if he's got one) in order to corroborate something like this. Right now this narrative of the guy gaming the system is running simply on "bruh trust me".

 

[Brigadoom]

All that speculation comes from this chan post (I don't havea archive, I just copied this screenshot from twitter), so I mean, who knows if this is made up or not.

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It's crazy I'm even typing this but I suspected he was ripping the piss because of the fake nipples poking out. If he had them covered up I could totally believe it was real troonism. It's not like trannies are shy about being inappropriately sexual around kids. If he is trying to game the system I say good on him. The more people force the authorities into defending absolutely insane groomer behaviour the quicker the sick fucks get kept away from vulnerable children.

 

[A huge plate of beans]

Crossposting from the bobposting thread, and I know bobposting 'disappearing' has been mentioned here, but that last paragraph really, absolutely is a distancer between Lucas and bob.

It just seems like too much has happened to Lucas, all at once, for there not to be something going on. I don't believe for a second that the HDDs were actually taken or copied by the leaf police or anything, or that he's in possession of CP (although never say never!), but all this distancing is very deliberate.

In this case I just wonder if it's Lucas distancing from bob, or vice versa.

 

[The Observer]

Here's hoping the heat died down enough to continue posting how Lucas is fat and I would not have sex with him.
A group that his ex finance himself has joined. I do wonder what happened there, if Lucas' insistence on being a victim for bigger and bigger targets was too much or if there are some legal issues on the horizon that everyone wants to distance themselves from. Or maybe it was good old fashioned jealousy about leaving the country and shacking up with another man. Lucas is enough of a sex pest I wouldn't be surprised that he tried something at least.

In Keffals's case, I do not think she would bother to have sex anymore. After all, the greatest orgasms she achieves is through ratioing people on twitter.

 

[Becky McDonald]

Does she do deplatforming kink and is that a real kink or something that I just developed because my mental stability was shattered by my inability to shitpost all week?

Be the change you wish to see in the world. Write out a script and send it, I'm sure he'll be willing to indulge your sick, twisted desires with enough cash.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Bruh. I'm practically blind and even I can tell Lucas don't pass. I want to say this is bait but jesus.

Eh, I'd say 50-50. In the sense that if you're close up, then yeah, Keffals doesn't look like a woman. But if I were walking down the street and saw them on the other side of the street or something, I'd believe it was a woman. Thing is though, not the kind of woman I would look for/at.
Keffals looks like a woman; just not a good-looking one. The closest description of their looks is "That fat, ugly, slovenly, single 40-year old woman in a burger king making a scene because she wanted a DIET milkshake."
Which in fact kinda fits Keffals' attitude. No doubt if they WERE a chick, they'd be doing just that.
In fact, Keffals really kinda looks like Mrs. Twit in some of their vids/pics.
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Good luck trying to go after someone backed by the Babylon Bee and is willing to sue Twitter.

Honestly, more than Libs of TikTok, I wanted Keffals to go after Tucker Carlson like they talked about. Be a much bigger and funnier way for them to get nuked from orbit that way.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

How much does that usually cost? I think he needs his money back.

He should get his money back for all his tranny surgeries because he still looks like a fat man in a dress with male patterned baldness and man boobs.

 

[AnOminous]

is he really still trying to push the story that he had a rifle pointed to his head? Does lucas not know that he himself was the one that admitted it was literally just a calm knock on his door?

He's an amazingly shameless liar, which makes it even more contemptible that not one fake news "journalist" vermin did the utterly minimal fact checking it would take to determine nearly everything this man says is a lie.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Go through all the trouble to use anime avatars but they still can't hide from their nasally, lispy, gamma-male voices.

Keffals apparently got "feminine vocalization" surgery and they still sound masculine, is there anything else they can do to pretend besides just filtering their audio to adjust the pitch?

It seems really strange how these troons claim that they're a "woman in a different body" but they have to make so many modifications/ changes to achieve this. You would think if they were so feminine, there wouldn't be this much drastic changes done to their bodies. They spend so much money on these changes, yet they can never pass as a real woman.

It is very apparent that all trannies don't actually want to feel like women. They just fetishize being a woman.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

It's crazy I'm even typing this but I suspected he was ripping the piss because of the fake nipples poking out. If he had them covered up I could totally believe it was real troonism. It's not like trannies are shy about being inappropriately sexual around kids. If he is trying to game the system I say good on him. The more people force the authorities into defending absolutely insane groomer behaviour the quicker the sick fucks get kept away from vulnerable children.

and the fact that it is a wood shop teacher.