The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[S.C.U.D.]

Okay, this is not a politisperg. I just need to point out an interesting piece of context:

Armenia and Azerbaijan have been at each others' throats since the fucking 80s. Their conflict is (among other things) a proxy for regional disputes between Russia and Turkey, going all the way back to WWI (if not earlier). Long story short, Turkey backs the Azeri (who are a Muslim Turkic people), while Russia backs the Armenians (who might not be Slavs, but are Orthodox Christians). They've been at it before multiple times. With the 2020 Nagorno-Karabakh war, the last time it happened, it was Russia who brokered the cease-fire. Let me be crystal clear, though: there are no good guys here. Now that social media and cell phones are so ubiquitous even in that area of the world it's clear both sides are guilty of some pretty horrifying war crimes, no matter the narratives being pushed by their own shills.

So, why did it start happening again now? Let me be charitable to Russia and say they're extremely distracted with Ukraine at the moment. With that in mind, the Azeris decided to take the opportunity to have another go at the Amenians without the Russians interfering with their drones and missiles party. And, of course, Turkey is happy to help.

Where am I going with all of this? I'm pointing out global geopolitics are a lot more complicated than just "flags in bio". Anyone cheering for Ukraine right now is also indirectly cheering for Azerbaijan. Or at least against Armenia. It was Russia's decision to invade Ukraine and subsequent loss of military ability/reputation that prompted this new round of conflicts, so "stand with Ukraine" (read: being anti-Russia) is not a compatible stance with "stand with Armenia".

tl;dr, Penny has no fucking idea what he's talking about. As usual.

This has been going for well over a year now apparently, border skirmishes and airstrikes off and on since May of 2021. It's just that only now they're bothering to report on it. And next week it will be forgotten. So it goes.

 

[Corn Flakes]

This has been going for well over a year now apparently, border skirmishes and airstrikes off and on since May of 2021. It's just that only now they're bothering to report on it. And next week it will be forgotten. So it goes.

Sort of. It was reported because it was a pretty sizeable escalation from the usual back-and-forth shooting in that border conflict. And there's a good chance it might escalate further. Ceasefires seem to be just a suggestion instead of an agreement over there.

Not that the Tranchers would know or care about it, anyway. As you said, it'll be forgotten within a week and they'll be grifting for something else.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This has been going for well over a year now apparently, border skirmishes and airstrikes off and on since May of 2021. It's just that only now they're bothering to report on it. And next week it will be forgotten. So it goes.

It's gained relevance simply because Russia appears to be losing the war againts Ukraine and even if they do "win" whatever that means the reputation of the fearsome Russian Army is already ruined. Same reason why the Central Asian "stans" - Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzistan can effectively tell Putin to fuck off without any immediate repercussions.

Again, loony troons latching on the topic du jour trying to gain clout by virtue signalling the loudest they can.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Penny apparently did a call-in to some tranny FPS streamer. Unfortunately I couldn't find the replay but they made one hell of a promise:

Fingers crossed that comes to fruition.
Penis is retweeting Gash again, so at the very least we can infer they haven't had a falling out. No guarantees on the doc though, they might just have mutually agreed to burn the footage and memoryhole it.

18 naked trannies in the busted toilet at Tran Ranch.


More troon pitybux auctioneering retweeted by Penny:


$65 do I hear $65- $95 now I need $95 that's $95 going once...

They've been pretty quiet during the downtime surprisingly. No more "range" videos, no new gofundmes, Ram Ranch not currently under either siege or lockdown, just Penny seething about Armenia and visiting Boulder.

 

[AprilRains]

Troon Trang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Troon Trang Clan ain't got nothin' to fuck with

Fixed it up a bit for ya.
Welcome back, everyone.

 

[Shig O'nella]

They've been pretty quiet during the downtime surprisingly. No more "range" videos, no new gofundmes, Ram Ranch not currently under either siege or lockdown, just Penny seething about Armenia and visiting Boulder.

Well ... they did lose their most attentive audience for 10 days.

TFW the retards of the Tranch, of all people and places, is the first to realise that in order to effectively victim grift you need something to point to as an actual enemy.

 

[Oxyjen]

We got ‘em right here.

Also, lol at Penny seething because he can’t carry an assault rifle around in Boulder City, due to them not wanting to be massacred in their grocery stores.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Huh, no update on the plumbing emergency and whether it's been repaired.

Maybe they just direct visitors to use the nearest pile of alpaca poo as a latrine. It only makes sense -- they're living in the biggest open air toilet in Colorado.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Huh, no update on the plumbing emergency and whether it's been repaired.

Maybe they just direct visitors to use the nearest pile of alpaca poo as a latrine. It only makes sense -- they're living in the biggest open air toilet in Colorado.

They just point at Jen's dinner plate/bowl.

 

[AGPinochet]

Penny apparently did a call-in to some tranny FPS streamer.

This tranny is a minor player in the 3D gun scene, I think he got kicked out of the AWCY ( one of the Coke and Pepsi's of the space) group chat for being an annoying faggot.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

More troon pitybux auctioneering retweeted by Penny:

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$65 do I hear $65- $95 now I need $95 that's $95 going once...

I'm always amazed by how many of these grifts are based entirely around the idea that the donors won't know how much anything costs and won't ask a basic question like "why on Earth would you send someone $25 to 'reserve' a used phone for you that you're claiming to be unable to afford?"

 

[Ghostse]

I'm always amazed by how many of these grifts are based entirely around the idea that the donors won't know how much anything costs and won't ask a basic question like "why on Earth would you send someone $25 to 'reserve' a used phone for you that you're claiming to be unable to afford?"

Their twit simps already believe them when they say "I am a woman", so what's one more lie?

 

[retard strength]

New shirt design! Hurry and pre-order Kiwis, they might sell out and you'll have to find some other way to dress like a retard!



"But wait", you might be thinking, "I already bought a shirt to broadcast what an insufferable faggot I am!"

Worry not.



(https://archive.ph/HFK31)

 

[EyeBP]

New shirt design! Hurry and pre-order Kiwis, they might sell out and you'll have to find some other way to dress like a retard!

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"But wait", you might be thinking, "I already bought a shirt to broadcast what an insufferable faggot I am!"

Worry not.

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(https://archive.ph/HFK31)

You know I think this merch run is a good one. If someone is wearing one of these or even possesses such a thing its an easy way to know you shouldn't fuck them or even be in close proximity to them. Maybe they should be pitching this at governments as a way to mark out undesirables. No need for a sex offender registry or anything.

Also is it just me or does the alpaca on the lighter look like a cock?

 

[Oxyjen]

This is ripe for the kiwiggling, shame I’m too lazy.

 

[Coccxys]

Going back to the Armenian thing, imagine claiming every possible bad thing to have ever happened to anyone as yours. Penny claims Irish republican and Armenian ancestry to sperg genocide.

I'm starting to think the whole trooning out thing was because of the desperate need to be oppressed and be a victim of the tranny genocide narrative.

I'm surprised he isn't claiming to have German Jew and native American ancestry while he's at it.

Imagine having such a fetish for being a victim of genocide.

 

[Ninon42]

This is ripe for the kiwiggling, shame I’m too lazy.
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@AMHOLIO rare tranch kiwiggler to celebrate the Keffals/Kevvie crossover while KF slumbered?

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

You know I think this merch run is a good one. If someone is wearing one of these or even possesses such a thing its an easy way to know you shouldn't fuck them or even be in close proximity to them. Maybe they should be pitching this at governments as a way to mark out undesirables. No need for a sex offender registry or anything.

So it functions the same way as a Kiwi Farms shirt, then.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Spent the downtime touching grass and a lot of it, I wonder if the Trancheros can say the sa- lol no wait their property is a fucking dustbowl and The Farms going offline didn't cure that or their other problems.

That said and out of my system, I wonder how grass hay season is going for them.