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Harvey Danger said:
He's waiting for Dong Fong-Jones to tell him when the next attack is. Lucas can't corral any meaningful threat on his own, Fong-Jones is the one with the tech connections pulling the strings.

And Lucas knows his braindead followers are too scared to check KF status themselves. They'll believe the site is dead until Lucas "reports" otherwise. But he's only going to call attention to his own failure once he can turn it into a grift opportunity, either for more funds or more e-clout.
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probably Dong Fong always seem to be more "dangerous" than Lucas I know Fong been trying to take down the farms for a long time before Lucas became a thing. If i had to guess Lucas never really expected to actually succeed getting us to lose cloud-flare, and maybe even wanted us to stick around, so he always had something to grift against. But when the farms came down he was like a dog that caught the garbage truck. I think he tried to ride that fame long as he could, now has know idea what to do. Is Dong and Keffals even friends?? I heard there was some infighting and tension building on twitter of Dong Fong doing all the work, and Kaffels getting all the money and credit.
 
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coomer mcgee said:
While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with o
This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.
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I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.
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That clip shows the hidden dangers of cross-sex hormones..it like makes Canadians talk like they are totally like , from the val ya kneew.
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Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
Just say Queefals and make everyone who reads it feel sick to their stomach.
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I did start calling him “fart porn” in threads on /pol/. It was sad seeing all the faggots, possibly tranny mods or feds, saying nothing of value was lost on KF. One anon said “here [on /pol/] ideas stand on their own merit” and I replied yeah, this thread is right between a debate about the existence of God and a thread claiming Biden is secretly a Nazi. I’m sure the first-page, 300+ reply debate on veganism is full of great new ideas!
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
I did start calling him “fart porn” in threads on /pol/. It was sad seeing all the faggots, possibly tranny mods or feds, saying nothing of value was lost on KF. One anon said “here [on /pol/] ideas stand on their own merit” and I replied yeah, this thread is right between a debate about the existence of God and a thread claiming Biden is secretly a Nazi. I’m sure the first-page, 300+ reply debate on veganism is full of great new ideas!
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/pol/ is the Autistic Thunderdome with no tard wrangling for quality purposes, an Autistic Autonomous Zone. They rarely ever janny the shit that needs to be jannied.
 
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coomer mcgee said:
While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with our friend Kaylie Sorrenti.
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This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.
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Searching "Kaylie Sorrenti" also brought up the time Lucas hosted a drag show that even the local paper couldn't help but shit on. Spoilers: They got beat out by a rival drag queen bingo event (why the fuck does London have so many drag queen events?)

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This article also led me to find out that Lucas also apparently went by "DJ Shilo Silver." Searching that name brought up a picture that might be as embarrassing as the porn:
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of (Male) "Women"
 
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This article also led me to find out that Lucas also apparently went by "DJ Shilo Silver." Searching that name brought up a picture that might be as embarrassing as the porn:
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oh when they tried to add a DJ....his career as Tuckie Ramone was short lived
 
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I know the ooga booga music has taught you all to respect the game, but that's not how the world actually works.

Sitting on a rotting wound is not going to bring about radical change or happiness for anyone.

This pedophiliac man is coming up on his 30th birthday and will have to reconcile his life. He is living in child mode. I don't mean Patrick Tomlinson "child" mode, I mean it's time to grow up mode. He'll not make that hurdle.
 
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zShirt said:
What is with troon hair? I've seen people mention that most of the time their hair is shit and it really seems to be the case. Do they actually just not wash their fucking hair?
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Troons are all about mimicry and fetishism and the vast majority of them know fuck all about feminine hygiene and hair care. Doesn't help that they usually start out as disgusting slobs and that carries over into their "womanhood".
 
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zShirt said:
What is with troon hair? I've seen people mention that most of the time their hair is shit and it really seems to be the case. Do they actually just not wash their fucking hair?
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Women are taught to look after their hair from childhood with daily brushing and regular haircuts so it doesn’t get in their eyes. That turns into styling and colouring in their teenage years which continues into adulthood for most women. They take pride in looking good and having nice hair is a big part of that. Most men on the other hand are lucky to wash their hair once a day let alone bother with colouring or anything beyond basic hair gel/wax.
 
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themasterlurker said:
What else is odd is fedposting spergs have stopped, entirely, I wouldn't doubt if those were all Keffals and co 🤔
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I haven't stopped telling the dickless pedo to neck himself. Mods just keep deleting my posts. Also this isn't fed posting. Alogging yes fed posting no. Fedposting would be something along the lines of threatening are beloved uncle joe with a real threat of harm.
 
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