Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SenutiSolidus]

Something I've been wondering for awhile now is why hasn't Lucas gone after 4chan? Cloudflare provides DDOS mitigation for 4chan and they've already cucked out over KF. They 've set the prescient for selling out edgy websites. Think of the sheer metric tons of anti-tranny shit that's posted on /pol/ per hour why doesn't he have an issue with this? There are dozens of mass murderers and crimes that have been connected to the website too. Why? Why not 4chan that has 1000 times our traffic and posts?

4chan threads die, and information is not generally compiled- it's why the "lurk more" advice is incredibly important if you want to fit in. People on boards expect you to know every reference, and every bit of information they do- they repeat it to themselves enough for someone who care enough to figure it out. Meanwhile KF is a wealth of knowledge that can be weaponized against people (not by us directly, but by employers googling their names/etc).

 

[RotPockets]

I haven't stopped telling the dickless pedo to neck himself. Mods just keep deleting my posts. Also this isn't fed posting. Alogging yes fed posting no. Fedposting would be something along the lines of threatening are beloved uncle joe with a real threat of harm.

This is actual considered legitimate medical advice in Canada now. For your health.

 

[zShirt]

It grows inside, hard to shampoo a rotting wound made out of assholes.

Troons are all about mimicry and fetishism and the vast majority of them know fuck all about feminine hygiene and hair care. Doesn't help that they usually start out as disgusting slobs and that carries over into their "womanhood".

Fucking vile.

I think they're referring to the hair on their head, not the hair in their amhole

Thank you

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I really don't feel like reading through 50+ pages of slapfight spergshit. Just need one question answered, has Lucas acknowledged at all that the Farms is back up and alive? My assumption is that he is going to continue to ignore it for the grift potential and dopamine high that would come with saying he's the one who killed us for good, but he's extremely terminally online and has been receiving tweets about it since the site came back up. No way he ignores this forever, right?

And supposing he does decide to retry the campaign, what are his odds? Who would he even go after now? To my knowledge the site is much more robust and ready for a beating than it was last time it went down. Am I wrong?

 

[Marche]

Keffals doesn't have the balls to make fun of jewish people like he does with Italians

 

[JamusActimus]

Keffart flexing his stinkditch.

That exchange is a bit cringe from both ends, but I can't help but notice how Lucas started this dm and also gave so much attention to @Winter
I think Keffals is without a doubt the lolcow with the biggest obsession for his thread.

Like that nigga is f5ing is thread more than 50 times a day it's crazy. Usually the farmers collective obsession is stronger than the cow's obsession, but that guy is matching it.

Also he can't hide he's one of us. He writes exactly like a 4chan and kiwi user.
Can't wait for his philmarilon type breakdown

 

[NyQuilninja]

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This is actual considered legitimate medical advice in Canada now. For your health.
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Good point
Dear keffals, out of pure concern and consideration
For your gaping flesh wound you should try the medically prescribed treatment in leafland

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

To expand on this, he took the autism test to prove he's allowed to call people retards, no joke.

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[Aria]

To expand on this, he took the autism test to prove he's allowed to call people retards, no joke.

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Then I guess I have the right to call you a fucking retard then.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I really don't feel like reading through 50+ pages of slapfight spergshit. Just need one question answered, has Lucas acknowledged at all that the Farms is back up and alive? My assumption is that he is going to continue to ignore it for the grift potential and dopamine high that would come with saying he's the one who killed us for good, but he's extremely terminally online and has been receiving tweets about it since the site came back up. No way he ignores this forever, right?

And supposing he does decide to retry the campaign, what are his odds? Who would he even go after now? To my knowledge the site is much more robust and ready for a beating than it was last time it went down. Am I wrong?

If you look at the #dropkiwifarms Twitter, it's run by some terminally online mentally ill person who updates it every minute of every day, every single thing Josh posts and every single thing related to KF that happens every minute on the minute.

It's actually kind of terrifying.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

The natural passage of Time and Age are the ultimate Troon destroyers. The HRT may flow but those hair follicles sure won't.

 

[Baraadmirer]

If you look at the #dropkiwifarms Twitter, it's run by some terminally online mentally ill person who updates it every minute of every day, every single thing Josh posts and every single thing related to KF that happens every minute on the minute.

It's actually kind of terrifying.

That's what happens when you get banned from your favourite MMORPG for being an unpleasant blight to the community.

 

[RotPockets]

Keffals doesn't have the balls to make fun of jewish people like he does with Italians

This was posted many pages back.


With this junkie shit.


Saved it from the archive when the site was down to post on twitter.

 

[Brutality]

Archive Not sure why he deleted it, but he did.

 

[A Sunset]

While the site was offline, I was doing some digging on Keffals and found this (A). It’s a faggy radio program featuring an interview with our friend Kaylie Sorrenti.
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This is one of the earliest traces of Lucas on the internet. It’s from 9 years ago, so Lucas was 19 at the time. And this is pre-vocal feminization surgery. I’ve clipped out Lucas’s interview for your pleasure. Please listen to him introduce himself at least lmao.
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I know he had “learning disabilities” that made him take longer to graduate high school than normal, but holy shit, he sounds retarded.

Lmao this made my night. Holy shit he sounded like a fag. He sounds like Merkel or some shit. Did he take out the massive face-circling retainer before doing this interview? You can practically hear the spit shooting from his mouth with every lisp. I also heard several vocal cracks in a short time.

Lucas is a fucking nerdy fag and that’s probably why he cut his dick off.

Searching "Kaylie Sorrenti" also brought up the time Lucas hosted a drag show that even the local paper couldn't help but shit on. Spoilers: They got beat out by a rival drag queen bingo event (why the fuck does London have so many drag queen events?)

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Link/archive

This article also led me to find out that Lucas also apparently went by "DJ Shilo Silver." Searching that name brought up a picture that might be as embarrassing as the porn:
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of (Male) "Women"

Lmao, this must be Lucas cosplaying the ugliest, most masculine and fridge-shaped emo female DJ from the early 2000s . DJ Shilo Silver must smell horrific, with that troon musk mixing with the summer heat and full black leather outfit. Stinky.

 

[Heckler1]

Keffals doesn't have the balls

This made me laugh extraordinarily hard because it is both true literally and figuratively. Lol
All that self mutilation just to be Fallout Ghoul.

 

[RotPockets]

The natural passage of Time and Age are the ultimate Troon destroyers. The HRT may flow but those hair follicles sure won't.

 

[broadrod31]

Aside from the obvious suspect things, I find the retarded 'Italian-identity' thing most annoying.

 

[AltisticRight]

Transistors improved humanity, troons regressed humanity.

This was posted many pages back.
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With this junkie shit.
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Saved it from the archive when the site was down to post on twitter.

I made a shitpost video a while back for this whole thing, I'll make a local archive later. Video got removed for "Hate Speech" which is funny because it was nothing but screenshots of Lucas' demented anti-Semetic tweets overlaid with some weird WW2 song remix.

 

[xbv]

Lucas Roberts,