Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I'm not entirely sure from the shadow but I believe that's Ellen with some sort of walking aid, they suffer from some sort of crippling exhaustion or some shite, I don't know.
Fun fact: if you look at the apartment on Google maps there appears to be some weird 3 wheeled bike contraption in the bike shed which I presume is EFNO's.


My personal little shizo theory is that EFNO and Keffals had an affair or some shit considering they even traveled to London together to watch the PT play, they also went to see some "femboy" together 2 days ago. This being a possibility why the fiance broke up with Keffals.

Is it just me or has Lucas been boring as fuck for the past week? I know the whole DKF was throwing curveballs every day but for the past week it just feels like nothing of actual merit has occured.
Yes, that is Ellen.

Lucas is only interesting when he is a rage piggy. Now that he is back to political ‘commentary’ his views will drop and he will slowly fade into obscurity again.

He needs a new enemy at all times so he can rile up the troon squad and get paid.

I also think the troon squad is sick of him. I covered how he has repeatedly fallen out with Naia the wolf in the Naia thread.

I think Naia is more well connected to Liz, Breannan and the rest. And they are not happy Lucas took full credit. And I have a hard time imagining Lucas sharing the money with them.

So there is trouble in troon land. I know there is serious infighting right now.
 
What is with troon hair? I've seen people mention that most of the time their hair is shit and it really seems to be the case. Do they actually just not wash their fucking hair?
Exactly! People rarely mention it but troon hair is always a dead give away, they rarely brush and wash it.
 
I'm not entirely sure from the shadow but I believe that's Ellen with some sort of walking aid, they suffer from some sort of crippling exhaustion or some shite, I don't know.
Fun fact: if you look at the apartment on Google maps there appears to be some weird 3 wheeled bike contraption in the bike shed which I presume is EFNO's.


My personal little shizo theory is that EFNO and Keffals had an affair or some shit considering they even traveled to London together to watch the PT play, they also went to see some "femboy" together 2 days ago. This being a possibility why the fiance broke up with Keffals.

Is it just me or has Lucas been boring as fuck for the past week? I know the whole DKF was throwing curveballs every day but for the past week it just feels like nothing of actual merit has occured.
His thread only gains traction when he has a new grift and now he's back to his boring political videos.
 
What else is odd is fedposting spergs have stopped, entirely, I wouldn't doubt if those were all Keffals and co 🤔
Thanks in part to Josh resetting everyone's passwords which tbh should have been done when the first round of fedposting started happening. We may of lost some good ones with the reset, but it was the smartest decision made when the site was about to go live again.
 
Jfc Lucas is a heroin junkie too? THIS is the moral authority that decides who gets a platform on the Internet? This world is so fucking gay.
 
What is with troon hair? I've seen people mention that most of the time their hair is shit and it really seems to be the case. Do they actually just not wash their fucking hair?
Most of them suffer some degree of hair loss and don't care for their hair properly out of fear of losing more. So you see it go without brushing, getting greasy from lack of care, lacking luster and volume due to poor choices by the person in question, and also that limp and nasty hair can be indicative of hormonal issues that go beyond the troon hormones. Can also be a sign of the thyroid beginning to wig out.
 
The natural passage of Time and Age are the ultimate Troon destroyers. The HRT may flow but those hair follicles sure won't.
Not only that, but the HRT ages them at a much faster rate than just the natural process. So, their hair gets destroyed by that, and mtf troons being absolutely shit at hygiene. All of the troons I've ever had the displeasure of meeting look like time took a bat to their face and gave it a good beating.
 
Imagine being a leaf and pulling the "muh ancestry" card. Sorry man, it's really fucking cringe when Americans do it, but you lost even the pretense of an excuse when your nation decided to staple itself to the corpse of Britain of all fucking countries, instead of doing the sensible thing and divesting yourselves like a normal country.
 
Aside from the obvious suspect things, I find the retarded 'Italian-identity' thing most annoying.

I'm Italian and it honestly offends me. Fuck off, Lucas, we don't want you.

Imagine being a leaf and pulling the "muh ancestry" card. Sorry man, it's really fucking cringe when Americans do it, but you lost even the pretense of an excuse when your nation decided to staple itself to the corpse of Britain of all fucking countries, instead of doing the sensible thing and divesting yourselves like a normal country.

He is about as Italian as the “Little Italy” movie, coincidentally from Toronto as well. Canadian Italians are the biggest faggots in the North America, they pretend they are New Yorkers because they copied their identity from American media.

 
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Hey Lucas, I know you're reading this. Just want to let you know that I hope you remain safe and in good health so I can watch your life and petty online notoriety crumble to dust when a warrant is put out for your arrest for whatever you had on those drives.

I'm sure you know what's coming, Lucas. You may be living it up in europe right now but I doubt you've been able to fully ignore what looms in your future.

So cheers, enjoy your vacation. It may be your last for quite a while, after all.
 
Hey Lucas, I know you're reading this. Just want to let you know that I hope you remain safe and in good health so I can watch your life and petty online notoriety crumble to dust when a warrant is put out for your arrest for whatever you had on those drives.

I'm sure you know it's coming, Lucas. You may be living it up in europe right now but I doubt you've been able to fully ignore what is looming in your future.

So cheers, enjoy your vacation. It may be your last for quite a while, after all.
Definitely not a coincidence he ran straight to the set of Trainspotting. Fucking junkie fled his charges to go play Troonspotting. Too bad he didn’t go Krokodil hunting in Russia.
 
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