Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Breaking news: I have shown some Pat content to the gayest man I know to give him the once over with the gaydar and he confirmed to me that Rick S Thomas is, and I quote: "GAAAAAY". Yes, he used five a's. I don't know that you can get better confirmation than that, and as a bonus I have used my eyeballs feloniously to also confirm that Rick is getting fatter and greasier by the minute.

Also here's a picture of his "home grown" "garden fresh" "not store bought" produce
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Getting the ol' 'beetus just from looking at how much sugar he uses.
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Pat when he discovers we're back. Hi Pat!
 
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By the green glow of a Kiwi moon, I have returned! Oh, and I dug up some vintage (pre-O&A, Aug. 2018 ) tough-guy Rick footage (screens below)!

I'm putting it together and will make a post some time today.
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(never fat, btw)
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( 6 feet tall, btw)
So he always had bitch tits and mom jeans? And that fucking hat, the most unflattering thing ever worn by a moon faced fatty?

Am I right in thinking he was escorting women to abortions in that footage?
 
If Rick could just be happy being a 40-something sci-fi midwit nerd who writes stuff, he'd be a lot happier. Instead, he tries to be this fake tough guy, political firebrand, pseudo-intellectual shit. It's such a shallow, fragile veneer he's clinging on to that it makes him hyper-insecure and he ends up replying to every single message sent to him.
 
So he always had bitch tits and mom jeans? And that fucking hat, the most unflattering thing ever worn by a moon faced fatty?

Am I right in thinking he was escorting women to abortions in that footage?
Nah, nothing remotely that tense. He was escorting sci-fi convention attendees past meaniefaces.

I'll make one of my usual needlessly long posts that explains what happened.
 
Nah, nothing remotely that tense. He was escorting sci-fi convention attendees past meaniefaces.

That sounds extremely gay. Also, nice shirt Rick.

I'll make one of my usual needlessly long posts that explains what happened.

I like your long and informative posts bro. Looking forward to it!
 
Hey, did Patrick lose any weight while we were down?

Yup, he spent his newly-free time working out, getting a job, and being a productive member of society. He also paid some child support and stopped chasing trannies.

Oh whoops, that was in an alternate timeline where he’s not an unrelentingly useless cunt. My bad.
 
When I heard about the hack, I was worried that the knock was finally going to come for my felony online thread browsing. I waited and waited, just as Rick instructed, but it never came! Would Patrick S. Tomlinson really lie to us about the imminence of prosecution for our many, many crimes? Is he not actually writing that Tiny Tim fanfic novel? Does he actually make pepperoni in his basement at a rate that correlates with the unexplained disappearance of local urban youth? Could he even be, by every medical standard, fat?
Just your delusions, stalker. The police are on their way, sweet suckling baby infant child. Wait for the knock.
 
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By the green glow of a Kiwi moon, I have returned! Oh, and I dug up some vintage (pre-O&A, Aug. 2018 ) tough-guy Rick footage (screens below)!

I'm putting it together and will make a post some time today.
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(never fat, btw)
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( 6 feet tall, btw)
LMAO please tell me you found this by watching all available footage from locations you knew Patrick had been in.
 
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