JP 日本人のlolcowsについて話し合うスレ - キミの言いたいことを自由に言える場所

[I've Seen Some Shit]

Never knew Nakayama had a bit of lolcowery. Most I really know about him is he did a brief promo with Fairouz Ai after How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift?

He's not that much of a lolcow anymore, and even back then he was a pretty low level one, more just a guy with some real "wrong place at the wrong time" circumstances instead of an obnoxiously public person. He's perfectly fine nowadays barring a couple funny moments like his rent going up because he refused to fuck his landlord. That doesn't make said saga of his life any less amusing though.

 

[Dirk Willems]

1989年のティアナンマン広場抗議天安門大事件事件李洪志李洪志李洪志」人権民運民主化自由自由獨立独立多黨制マルチパーティシステム台灣臺灣台湾・フォルモーサ中国共和国西藏唐古特唐古特唐古特唐古特dalai lama賞のノーベル平和賞liu ye bo liu xiaobo民主的なスピーチは反共産主義反革命的抗議運動を考えた荷物 - ビタミンの荷物 - 香りダファ・ダファ・ダファの実践者の反ビタミンデモンストレーションを否定したと引用しました。共産党の独裁、迫害、略奪、破壊、拷問、および売買の不服従の均一に監視と抑圧についてコメントしました。

 

[Pangolin]

I have no idea what you're talking about; West Okinawa is an integral part of Japan and always has been.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

I have no idea what you're talking about; West Okinawa is an integral part of Japan and always has been.

It's amazing because there are retards who unironically insist that Okinawa should leave Japan and integrate with China

Anyway
Speaking of of Okinawa, I would like to present new another famous lolcow

Yutabon and his father Kouya
Wikipedia Page
Their official website
Yutapon's Twitter account
And hid dad's Twitter account

The kid on the left is 中村 逞珂(Nakamura Yutaka AKA Yutabon) and the man on the left is his dad 中村幸也(Nakamura Kouya) who insists to be a counselor but has no authentic medical licensure for it

Basic info:
Yutaka was born in December, 12nd , 2008
He has born in Osaka, Japan and has 4 brothers and sisters
His father was a sub leader of Bousouzoku(Basically kind of biker gang but formed by retarded teenagers) and used to smoke meth, paint thinner and commit various crime acts such as stealing, assault and rackless driving, grand theft auto

Become a contents creator:
In 2017, he stopped going to school because he didn't wanted to do his homework. For him, everyone around him looked like robot who does not insist anything and just do whatever their teachers told them(At least that's what his official description says)
His dad eventually created youtube channel dedicated for his school dropout(so called 不登校) son and decided to make money off from him. And the kid got a new name "ゆたぼん(Yutabon)"
Yutabon started his career as "too smart for school" kid. Says very questionable stuffs such as "School ain't big deal at all" "See how foreigners are doing homeschooling, I want to be taught like that instead of going to school!"
He started getting bullied for this one and lead to moving into Okinawa (like many other Japanese kids with bullying problem do)

Going local:
During 2018, his family (except his older sister) moved into Okinawa. he started seeing local "positive" and "inspirational" people who are totally not just bunch of weirdos and made some videos with them.
During this year, he was invited to local radio station FM Koza
He attended some NPO related to child poverty problem(which is a very relevant problem in Okinawa) to gain population and successfully become locally well known person

Going mainstream:
He got famous nation wide when the biggest news media in Okinawa, 琉球新報(Ryukyu Shinpou) covered him on their newspaper, supported his stance towards Japanese education system.
This got reposted to Twitter and also covered by Yahoo News, eventually caused massive backlash towards Yutapon and his dad with very suspicious background.
This made their youtube channel grow so much bigger and got some support from few Japanese celebs too

People's realization:
People soon realized that Yutapon's father is a former criminal, Yutapon is just supporting dropout kids blindlessly and not giving a zero fuck about studying, and those kids future
The biggest problem seems to be his dad, his childish mentality made him and his son looks like clown instead of how they want to be seen as
Example: Yutapon's dad coping over Hiroyuki's tweet

What they're currently doing right now:
They're now planning to visit every single prefectures in Japan to encourage drop out kids with 5000000￥they got from cloud funding
In reality they're not visiting any kids except few of them who agreed to be on their videos plus they never show details of where all of that cloud funded money went

Of course they do "I'm gonna sue the fuck out of you if you gonna criticize me on the Internet" move, which just makes them look more retarded

Conclusion: They're just another kids youtube channel which exploits kids to earn money
But in this case they're doing it under the slogan "Don't kill yourself, just stop going to school like how I did!"

1989年のティアナンマン広場抗議天安門大事件事件李洪志李洪志李洪志」人権民運民主化自由自由獨立独立多黨制マルチパーティシステム台灣臺灣台湾・フォルモーサ中国共和国西藏唐古特唐古特唐古特唐古特dalai lama賞のノーベル平和賞liu ye bo liu xiaobo民主的なスピーチは反共産主義反革命的抗議運動を考えた荷物 - ビタミンの荷物 - 香りダファ・ダファ・ダファの実践者の反ビタミンデモンストレーションを否定したと引用しました。共産党の独裁、迫害、略奪、破壊、拷問、および売買の不服従の均一に監視と抑圧についてコメントしました。

Use DeepL instead of google translate

 

[Dirk Willems]

Use DeepL instead of google translate

ティアン・マンスゥケースケースケースケースケースケースホンリ "民主的な民主的マルチパーティシステム台湾、台湾台湾、抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース抗プロデュース - プロデューサーダッファープラスチック製の抗議のために、私たちはアンチプロデューサーアンチプロデューサーフラグメントアンチメイドオーディオ生産を生産しました。

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Basic info:
Yutaka was born in December, 12nd , 2008
He has born in Osaka, Japan and has 4 brothers and sisters
His father was a sub leader of Bousouzoku(Basically kind of biker gang but formed by retarded teenagers) and used to smoke meth, paint thinner and commit various crime acts such as stealing, assault and rackless driving, grand theft auto

Man, I don’t remember any of the Yakuza games ever having a plot like this. Kiryu would drive himself insane if he did any of the things in the underlined section.

 

[I Love Beef]

Man, I don’t remember any of the Yakuza games ever having a plot like this. Kiryu would drive himself insane if he did any of the things in the underlined section.

"It's so not like my Japanese animes!"

All joking aside, yes, this is the honest to god truth, bosozoku tend to be cocky and aggressive hot rodders who will not hesitate to fight you if you're not in their gang on the road and they tend to have overlap into the Yakuza. If there's a drug problem in Japan, it's always meth. It was born there after all.

Other shit on Japan I know about regarding lolcows, gangs and what not:

They've probably toned it down, but arcade fights used to be or are still a thing in Japan, especially with fighting games. If someone was that butthurt they couldn't win in game, they'd usually take the other player outside and fuck them up.

Otaku. If you thought weeaboos were bad, the worst of otaku are practically like the shitheels I oust on Weeb Wars like ANN. Hideaki Anno burnt out on that former subculture of his for good reason, and it's that a lot of them are entitled and coddled losers angry they aren't getting anymore of their anime series they whore themselves out to. Japan is good on this though, because they tend to shut themselves inside and spare the rest of the world their insufferability, outside of runs to Akihabara or so before going to anime land by sudoku. I'd wish gaijin fuck weeaboos of the same mindset would do the same thing, and just as frequently.

Overlapping with the whole business corruption shenanigans, Japanese runners of companies outside of Japan would not hesitate to do shit like dump toxic waste freely into the nearby water supply or jack up cows with steroids for max beef gain. If it wasn't for the laws in Japan, they'd continue dumping mercury into the water supply.

 

[Colon capital V]

God, that sucks for the kid to be stuck with an asian cow dad. Dude's definitely fucked when he gets older

 

[Rezza]

Kinda late, but even among the Otaku in Japan, the worst is yet still seemed to be the Train Otaku ones. You know, trainspotter or railfans or people that spend huge amount of time and money just to autistically take tons of pictures of a passing train. There was quite a funny meme on the JP Twitter about how a gaijin riding the bike innocently interrupted a group of Train Otakus from taking a picture of a train near a road. Funny thing is, the gaijin actually lives in the area, so he actually had more right using the road than the Japanese Otaku who came from different cities. Surprisingly, the Japanese on Twitter loved the gaijin since most people hate the Train Otaku

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

God, that sucks for the kid to be stuck with an asian cow dad. Dude's definitely fucked when he gets older

He's seeing his dad scamming money out of people and forcing him to be part of it, he's gonna be a criminal like his dad or leave his dad forever to find peaceful life
Yutapon is famous only because he's so young, no one thinks about what gonna happen to him after he grow up

"It's so not like my Japanese animes!"

All joking aside, yes, this is the honest to god truth, bosozoku tend to be cocky and aggressive hot rodders who will not hesitate to fight you if you're not in their gang on the road and they tend to have overlap into the Yakuza.

in nowdays, Zoku become obsolete with decline of Japan's population and yakuza
troubled kids with problematic behavior still exists but no one take them serious unlike Zoku back in early 90s

 

[Ice Mountain]

Otaku. If you thought weeaboos were bad, the worst of otaku are practically like the shitheels I oust on Weeb Wars like ANN. Hideaki Anno burnt out on that former subculture of his for good reason, and it's that a lot of them are entitled and coddled losers angry they aren't getting anymore of their anime series they whore themselves out to. Japan is good on this though, because they tend to shut themselves inside and spare the rest of the world their insufferability, outside of runs to Akihabara or so before going to anime land by sudoku. I'd wish gaijin fuck weeaboos of the same mindset would do the same thing, and just as frequently.

Semi-related, but I was talking to a Japanese coworker the other day, and he mentioned he'd heard that American otaku are much more polite and respectful than Japanese otaku, which took me by complete fucking surprise because that's ostensibly not the case.

I'll be the first to admit that Japanese otaku aren't the finest of specimens, but it's like you said: they (mostly) keep to themselves, which automatically makes them much more tolerable than the public in-your-face embarrassments we get in the west. But obviously, both breeds of otaku are generally pretty terrible in their own ways.

Kinda late, but even among the Otaku in Japan, the worst is yet still seemed to be the Train Otaku ones. You know, trainspotter or railfans or people that spend huge amount of time and money just to autistically take tons of pictures of a passing train.

There's no saving these motherfuckers, though. Even the fattest, greasiest, smelliest anime nerds can look at them and go "thank god I'm not that bad."

 

[变性黑鬼]

I cut my dick off
Now I seethe, cope, and dilate
Balls rot in Autumn

Rate my haiku JP friends

 

[Cubanodun]

Gonna be summarizing a few more interesting sorta celebcows in tokusatsu whenever I find the time. Like Quamdale said, Japanese lolcows are not as absurd as American or European ones. They're still quite funny though. Here's one of the more recent ones.

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Tetsuo Kurata. Japs and Brazilians in their 30s might recognize him as the lead actor for Masked Rider BLACK. He wasn't interested in being an actor (He auditioned for the role in high school for the prize money) and after filming two seasons he moved on to opening a steakhouse where he charges people for autographs marketing how he used to be somebody 30 years ago.
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After a reprisal of the role for a movie in 2015, he started to really capitalize on the apparent popularity he didn't realize he had in weirder and more exploitive ways. A fan sent him a life-sized statue of one of the characters he played, with the request it be kept privately and not used in his businesses as it was an unofficial creation and Kurata has some deal with Toei, so he shouldn't be profiting off of unofficial creations... it sits dead in the middle of his steakhouse.
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He also started doing exclusive fan livestreams and events on Facebook where you could pay him to attend the livestreams... and he would then block the people who paid him, telling them they need to pay more to be unblocked.
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Bear in mind, the streams are mostly just him sitting in a dark room putting on face filters and complaining about a lack of fans.
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He's now got it in his mind he's owed daily gifts and payments by "real fans."
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No sources for this particular note, but I recall he called netizens he disagreed with "zombies" on one stream, which kinda shows how he's viewing criticism. Nowadays he's called Masked Rider BLOCK for the blocking behavior. It's pretty funny.

There is a reason Toei dont bring Black/Black RX that much and if they do is just the suit guy, i think the last time he appeared was in the Super GP, people consider him a tryhard compared to the legend himself Hiroshi Fujioka that he still appears in recent movies and Toei even gave him a super transformation to celebrate the anniversary of the franchise

Isn't the Japanese voice actress for Macross' Minmay an early pre-internet lolcow?

At least she made for a funny Dramatica page.

Problem with Mary is that she was incredibly stubborn in hating her popularity and hating the franchise and her fans, almost all the persons that came out of Macross pedigree are even still active (Nobutoshi Canna aka Nekki Basara got his world wide popularity as Cu Chulainn in Fate Stay night, Megumi Nakajima and Aya Endou aka Ranka lee and Sheryl Gnome are still active to this day), she bailed out of the JP scene believing she could get big by herself and failing miserably in the process

Wonder how she took those strides in Delta that were implying Lynn minmai is still alive and she is the sponsor of the protagonists PMC as Lady M, did not help that they confirm the ship where she went missing was found intact in some kind of warp accident, people actually believed she was going to come back but instead they brought Maximilian Genius iirc from OG Macross

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

I cut my dick off
Now I seethe, cope, and dilate
Balls rot in Autumn

Rate my haiku JP friends

I know it's very hard to connect tranny shits and Japan's 4 seasons but you gotta try it harder on this one

Speaking of tranny, the entire tranny thing you people are constantly talking about it quite irrelevant in here
Sure there are still that kind of people in Japan but all they do is chop their testicles off and dress as women
They don't try to join sports tournament for females or try to politicize their mental illness and rather to be get along with normal people with less conflict
This might be changed if SJW thing from western countries start spreading like cancer in here lmfao
At least they succeed to inject us le global warming and SDGs

 

[Snusmumriken]

Semi-related, but I was talking to a Japanese coworker the other day, and he mentioned he'd heard that American otaku are much more polite and respectful than Japanese otaku, which took me by complete fucking surprise because that's ostensibly not the case.

I'll be the first to admit that Japanese otaku aren't the finest of specimens, but it's like you said: they (mostly) keep to themselves, which automatically makes them much more tolerable than the public in-your-face embarrassments we get in the west. But obviously, both breeds of otaku are generally pretty terrible in their own ways.


There's no saving these motherfuckers, though. Even the fattest, greasiest, smelliest anime nerds can look at them and go "thank god I'm not that bad."

Japanese otaku (the actual otaku, not just casual enjoyers of animu and mango) are kind of like Cartoon Network spergs here in America. They take everything way too seriously, stalk voice actors and animators and form parasocial relationships with them, can’t handle change (especially if takes away their precious perv tropes), and yes, are fat, greasy and smelly.

There are really no differences I can think of between the two. Both feel the need to embarrass themselves by wearing tacky merch to the most inappropriate places and almost always fall in the yellow zone on the autism spectrum (possibly dangerous but probably just socially retarded.) Neither can seem to get a job beyond part-time convenience store work.

Anyways I don’t think we have enough Japanese kiwis (Japaniwis? ダメ人間？) to warrant a Japanese lolcow thread (thank Byuu for that,) and the lolcows that have been introduced so far are meh. The thing with violent spergs in Japan is you have a society itching to ostracize them, rather than stroke their hair and call them pretty like the West. Even if we did find a golden goose, we would need to translate every stupid thing they do for the other 99% of the farms. Then again, it doesn’t hurt to have one either.

 

[The Grimace]

Would expat communities in Japan qualify for this thread? Japanese expats online are some of the most unpleasant people I've ever seen. They're either retards trying to make it big with vlogging, stereotypical weebs, or the most bitter faggots on the planet.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Nice to see this thread made it out of the Prospering Grounds, i like it a lot, very nice to see others contributing as well, surprised how many farmers are capable of writing moon runes.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Since this thread is now allowed to be on international clique, I'll present you another Jap lolcow

色盲絵師(Colorblind anime artist) aka 絶滅反日少女(extinct anti Japanese girl)
岡 尚大(Oka Naohiro)
Education: graduator of Waseda University, school of law
Languages: Japanese(native), English and Esperanto as foreign languages
Date of birth: August 15th 1987
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Basic info: Oka was a infamous for posting radical anti Japanese propaganda anime arts on 5ch(which was called 2ch back then)
He once posted his graduate certificate to prove that he's smarter than any of his haters, of course he hided stuffs that might get himself doxed when he posted this.
But massive data breach on 2ch gave anons enough info to dox him, which lead to massive harassments toward him(so called けんま,Kenma)

How he become well know in 2ch:
He was an active user of 喪男(men who can't attract opposite sex) board
It was not a big surprise since he's a 150cm Asian male
Anyway he started posting radical propaganda and just edgy shits on 5ch, it was kind of spammy so even degenerates on 2ch started hating him

here's few of his creations:


How he acts?:
He once talked about encountering racist people during his stay in Australia
Since then he believes that Japan is an obsolete country that need to be destroyed
He's also a passionate learner of Esperanto, being able to speak in that niche language made him feel more superior than anyone else on 2ch
He also bragged about graduating from Waseda University (bragging about how educated themselves are is very common in websites like 2ch)


His doxes:
Aforementioned data breach was targeted towards server where info of people who purchased 2ch premium plan
Anons managed to find his irl name and from it but couldn't find anything more than that
But then, they found the person in the same name who attended to local Esperanto learning club in local library
It turned out to be he is a big part of Japanese Esperanto learning community, more pictures of him were found in the books, magazines etc

Kenma:
Shit hit the fan. Massive harassment toward him had began
Such as paste sticker of nude photoshopped picture of him in the park near from his house, and random cars they found nearby and sent random people at his house by using dating app, warn the kindergarten near from his house that "schizo man is living nearby, beware",

Aftermath:
His family went somewhere else and not being seen after 2018, I guess he's smart enough to hide from 2ch users for 4 years in raw

You can find all information about him and his families from here

 

[ToroidalBoat]

All America can produce are trannies and furries.

Of course there are exceptions, like Shaner (that railfan guy) who is neither.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Kinda late, but even among the Otaku in Japan, the worst is yet still seemed to be the Train Otaku ones. You know, trainspotter or railfans or people that spend huge amount of time and money just to autistically take tons of pictures of a passing train. There was quite a funny meme on the JP Twitter about how a gaijin riding the bike innocently interrupted a group of Train Otakus from taking a picture of a train near a road. Funny thing is, the gaijin actually lives in the area, so he actually had more right using the road than the Japanese Otaku who came from different cities. Surprisingly, the Japanese on Twitter loved the gaijin since most people hate the Train Otaku

I remember the misinformation floating around about the KyoAni arson that blamed an infamous 2ch train autist for the fire because supposedly some anime KyoAni did misidentified a train and the man was so upset he burnt it down. IIRC his name even got reported on some Western news sites.

in nowdays, Zoku become obsolete with decline of Japan's population and yakuza
troubled kids with problematic behavior still exists but no one take them serious unlike Zoku back in early 90s

I thought they were like a weak-ass version of American biker gangs since all the actually scary dudes there would end up as true Yakuza members?