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Fatrick loves using the royal we. I'm guessing it's because he's a fat, narcissistic cunt who thinks he lords over a kingdom of followers and owns his wives as property.
Example: "We don't owe Quasi a penny, stalker."
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Example: "We don't owe Quasi a penny, stalker."
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Fun fact: A water balloon filled with paint will stop a hurricane dead in its tracks. Do go have fun.
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Jesus Christ Patrick, go to fucking bed! What's with this guy's sleep routine? Is it the apnea from all that neck fat waking him up?
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He’s talking about his (also fat) wife. And whether he’s told her or not she owes Quasi too.
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If the Brewers make the playoffs (they're just shy of getting into the NL Wild Card), will Fatprick make an ass of himself on TV again?
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Sexual Chocolate
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Is it possible Pat's well-known mental retardation causes him to confuse the words 'supercars' and 'potato chips'?
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I thought the Top Gear guys got super cancelled. Not that Fat would care obviously since he doesn't actually believe in any of the crap he spouts. Or maybe he does he's just stupid. It's very hard to objectively pin down what he believes in and how stupid he is. We need to somehow examine his brain.
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The fucking cringe from this dude. I’m cringing from Canada ffs.
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However stupid he gets, his stupidity is always only slightly less than his obesity. So put him on a scale, and however fat he is, he is slightly less stupid than that.
Sexual Chocolate
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Podcast about comics drama reacted to the reading of Pat's brotosaurus at the gym tale (his best work of fiction)
They don't add much if you're already familiar with the audio, but it's good to see our Pig gain a little exposure.
They don't add much if you're already familiar with the audio, but it's good to see our Pig gain a little exposure.
BoomerSperg1922
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I'm glad we're back.
Pat is still fat.
Pat is still fat.
James done did it
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the guy in the funny mask/hat seems to have a very good understanding of our rick. I completely agree that the main reason he refuses to change his number is his stalkers are the primary, most frequent human interactions he gets. They probably understand him more than anyone else in the world.
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Oh that explains the Torque Wheeler bollocks now.
He obviously wants to be one of that iteration of Top Gear guys, probably Clarkson.
Clarkson is an utter wanker who deserves a slap, but he knows he is an utter wanker, revels in it and doing so can be amusing and forgivable for it.
Pat on the other hand is just an utter fat wanker who deserves a slap.
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Naw. It's an automatic, not a manual transmission. It would be beneath the last car guy to drive an automatic.
I wish those scooty puffs would be fitted with some sort of kill switch on the seat, the way certain riding mowers are-- if you get off the seat the engine cuts off-- but in this case if more than a certain weight is on the seat, the things just shut down. They are for the elderly and the handicapped, not the deathfats.
Will that unit he had installed in the 'stang read his texts to him? Some of them do. "Hey, fat faggot with bitch tits, do da bit" in that Google assistant voice. One can see him arguing with the turn by turn directions that Google Maps or Waze will give him. "No, SatNav child, I do not need to turn right in 1/4 mile. I'm sorry you're so stupid." Moron would turn straight into a lamp-post, or fence-post, just to spite the SatNav.
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He can't be Jeremy Clarkson, sadly, as every year at exam time Jeremy Clarkson takes pride in telling kids that failed all their exams that he failed all his and still got to be Jeremy Clarkson, whereas Pat would just tell them about his Advanced College Level studies in whatever nonsense he was fighting about at that particular moment.
When even Jeremy Clarkson is a warm, likeable role model compared to you then surely it's time to re-evaluate things.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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A haiku for dear Josiah.So while we were away a very important character in Pat’s life- Josiah Munoz, accidentally facedoxed himself and his wife in the most hilarious way possible. While holding a baby gender reveal party in the Philippines, Josiah decided to livestream it to his mom. Unfortunately he erroneously did so from his public YouTube account named “Fatrick Slobinson”.
The moment his wife asks him why someone in chat is saying “no stalker”:
Josiah Flips Out
Josiah discusses the appropriate use of YouTube logins with his pregnant wife.vimeo.com
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"Oh fuck" says dumb fuck
Which goes and launches my sides
Right into orbit
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Its so nice to be back. Glad to see Fatrick is still fat. Was worried I would have to drive to Milwaukee and see his fatness