Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Probably late but man I got baited by Destiny. Keffals manifesto

E: Yeah, I was late lol. Very excited about this. Probably nothing we don't know but good to get it to a broader audience.
 
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Keffals is seething again, because it's a day that ends in y. Some other troon called him out for violating YouTube's terms to promote his videos, but of course saint Keffals feels he did nothing wrong and says the critic should go "find a twink on Grindr" (?).
Honestly, everyone should have that message saved and ready to post any time YouTube censorship/manipulation is a discussion. It's never been so transparent that YouTube actively conspires with people to manipulate the algorithm to favor certain people. It's something we all knew from intuition, but Keffals is the first person I've ever seen to suspend disbelief and just say "they're helping me rig shit, please pretend to watch my videos to help out".*

* Fake engagement is a violation of the YouTube Terms of Service and one they take quite seriously. If this were DarkSydePhil asking people to pretend to watch videos, he'd be banned in a day. Not that you needed any more evidence trannies are a class of people immunized from even-handed decision making.
 
Keffals is seething again, because it's a day that ends in y. Some other troon called him out for violating YouTube's terms to promote his videos, but of course saint Keffals feels he did nothing wrong and says the critic should go "find a twink on Grindr" (?).

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"Your help[boosting keffals videos] might save someone from falling down a far-right rabbit hole"

Shades of contra point right there.
 
More of Lucas crying over "Italy falling into fascism" fear mongering. What this larping fat fuck and his buddies like Vaush and Hasan don't understand (given that they have never been to Italy before) is that Italians are so right wing that they bring American conservatives to shame. When my cousin went to Italy she said that she was shocked to see Italian gift shops selling dolls of Mussolini. Unlike Germans the Italians aren't ashamed of their past nor will they apologize for it. Hell, I just recently watched Count Dankula's latest video where he talked about his honeymoon in Italy and how the tour guide in Pompeii was super open of his hatred of immigrants, to the shock of the foreign tourists. Lucas you are not only a fake woman but also a fake Italian. No true red blooded Italian would be a god hating, communist troon. Your ancestors weep.
If there’s anyone leftists hate most of all, it’s the people of the backgrounds they champion, and don’t go along with their crusade.
 
Keffals will never admit to being wrong under any circumstance, lmao. And he even fucking doubles down on the "leave my videos running in the background" in the last tweet of this thread.
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This is what he is QRT'ing btw.
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The troons are flirting over a bidet that says sus
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Fellow troons do NOT like Keffals.
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Keffals can't keep making jokes like this around the woke crowd, he's walking on thin ice.
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Keffal's response
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One thing that genuinely frustrates me is that Team Keffalls can do whatever they want to us and we can't hit back. This isn't meant to be a "fedpost" or whatever the fuck but they can fuck with our lives and we just get to shit talk them on the forum.

This is not a fucking call to action it's just annoying that they get away with it.
At the end of the day they're eunuchs who are terminally online. We can't take anything from them that they haven't already taken from themselves.
 
At the end of the day they're eunuchs who are terminally online. We can't take anything from them that they haven't already taken from themselves.
Just continuing to tell the truth about them counts as genocide in the weird insane world they inflicted on themselves.
 
Exactly! People rarely mention it but troon hair is always a dead give away, they rarely brush and wash it.
Hair, like so many other things, is different between men and women. The unkempt hair of a woman doesn't look at all like a man's. Maybe because of the thickness and other components. Not even there they can pretend.

If his claims of sexual conquests with his enemies' mothers are any indication, Luke identifies as a lesbian.
Luke is a complete AGP, whatever gives him attention he's on it.
 
I thought I'd join the Halloween theme, I don't think it turned out too bad
youtube demonetised the video he's been spamming
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I mean this is how you deal with Keffals, not downvoting his videos/engaging with his content but just letting him get himself demonetized as this instantly kills the video in the algorithm.
There is a level of irony that the current self censorship to keep ads on Youtube was actually brought about by their new friend Brianna Wu who brought about Adpocalypse #1. This being the system which is now fucking them over.
There is a reason most Youtubers now refuse to say certain keywords, this would require Keffals to self censor on the fly during Livestreams which I don't think they've got the mental quickness to accomplish without inevitably inserting more dead air to the livestreams (which would then make them even more boring to the people who only watch the stream).

This whole push to Youtube is only because of Twitch's recent scrapping of the 70/30 money split arrangement which was something that would only effect the top 500 or so streamers anyway, Keffals would always have been on 50/50 anyway so I'm unsure why they tweeted out awhile ago saying they'd look to stop being a Twitch partner once Twitchcon is over (They deleted the tweet before I could archive)

I wonder if Ellen is Keffals new boytoy.

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I mean I was partly joking but I guess I'll take credit as being one of the first to suggest this as a possibility even if it was mostly a shizo theory. The fiance did sound like everything was normal when they first went on stream. I'm guessing that it's possible that Keffals could have formed an emotional bond with EFNO after all of the "harassment", somewhat like what can occur when people go through traumatic events together and they become dependent on their rescuer (Same as how some patients fall in love with their surgeon/doctor who saved their life).

They both are going to Twitchcon and Keffals's deleted Twitchcon tweet would've nearly been posted at an identical time to EFNO's announcement.

Afterall: The original announced plan was to stay at a few different places/meet a few different mods (including the Welsh one) including maybe visiting other places in Europe (which would explain the Euro currency shown in the first stream as NI doesn't use Euro's).
However what actually seems to have occurred is that they just spent the entire time with EFNO and if they went anywhere else (The play in London/The twink visit) EFNO was there with them.
 
Destiny already has more viewers on his stream than Keffals can get on a good day and it's not even noon on the West Coast of the US. Meanwhile Keffals is whining about monetization despite getting 100k from GoFundMe - not a good look.

Honestly, the best thing is to ignore them outside of the thread - in the past few KF-less weeks the fiance left, the Bobposting situation happened, and now every tweet Keffals makes gets analyzed for possibly offending someone. The "community" is pretty much over it and it's only a matter of time before they make The Bad Tweet that gets them cancelled.
 
So what, are keffals and co just gonna bury their heads in the sand now that they failed? Whoever supports kekfals after them straight up saying "Kiwifarms is done bye, moving on to next grift" while kiwifarms is clearly not done would be beyond a fool.
 
Destiny is doing a huge stream about Lucas atm.

Originally he said he would debate Jordan Peterson today, then changed the title to "Keffals: A Case Study on Internet Terrorism and Mass Media Manipulation".:biggrin:
Des-Tiny is so frustrating in a way. There's so much to hate about him, but he also does great shit like this from time to time. He's the kinda guy you know to keep at a distance, but then he does shit like this and you just wanna give him a high five.

Such a strange little man.
 
Luke is a complete AGP, whatever gives him attention he's on it.
He wants attention for being a female though when he is obviously a man and everyone knowing he's a man really upsets him. He wants everyone to be forced to pretend he's female. Even though he is obviously a man.
 
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