Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

No indication of secure transfer over email, no letterhead, inconsistent formatting (there's no colon after "conflict" despite colons after the previous row headings). It may not be fake, but it's not a sign of retaining a white shoe Toronto firm that will drag Null out of Eastern Europe with crafty legal maneuvers.
Maybe he deleted the Tweet because it's clearly fake as fuck? It looks like someone tried to imitate a professional letter but has no idea of how to use the program and has shitty grammar. Why did he even bother to post this only to delete it? He is definitely manic right now.
 
I actually drew that pic so I have the original, here ya go:
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PNG is also on my profile page comments, if you want it for shitposting. I love seeing people shit on Lucas with this cartoon LMAO. An endless source of deep joy.

Side note: My new theory is that all of Lucas’s Aggression and need to cut off other men’s dicks comes from the fact that he is balding. The terror and anger he feels at his comical male pattern baldness fuels his retarded actions.

It must be hard to be Lucas “Bald“ Sorrenti. That nigga’s hairline is fucked up.
He talks like a fag too.
A balding fag.
 
It's pretty funny to me that Keffals is attempting to sue the Farms, rather than the police. What is she even going to get out of this? She'll pay a bunch of money to only get a C&D sent, just for Jewsh to post it and laugh at it. Josh, please, if anything to do with this does end up in court, milk her for her GFM money, make her throw it all down the drain.
So it seems like it's a quiet admission that the Farms still live. That may explain the sudden Tweet deletion.
 
Law fags can correct me if I am wrong but the wording seems non-specific and clunky for what should be a form letter, right? It's hard to search for documents like this and positively exclude an example but I'm coming up with jack shit in my searches. It reads a lot like something someone would think attorneys would put together. It also seems to kind of merge a Letter of engagement, power of attorney, and a scope of work.
The very clunky formatting, lack of any letterhead, the duties and scope of representation being put in word boxes instead of properly formatted paragraphs under seperate headings. If it was done by an actual firm, they don't much care about appearance of professionalism, which is something lawyers generally have a stick up their ass about most of the time. It looks very strange
 
I'd be more interested in what someone thinks a civil cause of action could be? Neither the LLC nor Null are based in Canada, and the content of this site is legal under US Law. So what is law firm going to do jurisdiction-wise, and what causes can they even bring forward? Laughing at retards on the Internet is still legal in the States as far as I know.
Read what I wrote here. The point of this kind of cross-border litigation is not to determine jurisdiction or to file a viable lolsuit. The purpose of libel tourism and forum shopping is purely a war of attrition against the defendant, meant to drain a defendant financially by forcing him to travel abroad to defend himself. That's the whole purpose of international law, it's to deny people the right to a fair trial by forcing them into a jurisdiction where they can't rely on whatever resources they have access to locally to adequately defend themselves.
Josh, please, if anything to do with this does end up in court, milk her for her GFM money, make her throw it all down the drain.
Joshua Moon is the one who is going to be drained by this.

Y'all seem to think that Joshua has endless resources to fight this type of censorious litigation but that's really not the case.

Haven't you guys ever read what Joshua Moon wrote about defending himself against malicious litigants on MATI?

If you haven't read it, go and read it right now, it's a very sobering read.

Using US Courts to Burn Money, for Free, Forever
 
Oh please, you think his lawyers don't know that by now? That letter is from the 10th of August. Plus he has Liz Fong-Jones. Kevin Karhan and AntiKFAction doing all his tech research for him. He doesn't have to know what the structure behind KF is, as long as his lawyers can figure out who to sue.

Hey research-Kiwis, can't you guys figure out which legal firm this is on the basis of the layout of the letter?
Come on, it looks like a fairly standard layout, you should be able to figure this one out.
DM me your suggestions if you don't want to post them here.

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At best, this just looks like shitty form letter for a consultation, rather than a retention agreement for a law firm. A friend of mine is a personal injury lawyer and used to do consults for free when he was starting out. There's no indication that this firm is actually representing Keffals.
 
Oh and Lucas don't forget to say hello to Ralph for us when you inevitably fake your own death and flee to Mexico in an attempt to avoid paying Destiny the restitution money you spent on dilators and pills. Maybe you can rebrand yourself as a wignat or even stream on cozy.
 
Damn he looks like homeboy from the Federal Reserve I just saw on a 60 Minutes interview.
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What can a Canadian judgement even do? What effect does that have outside of Canada?
If it's done via a Canadian lawyer, Jersh is just going to ignore it and mock it. Like any good American, he does not respect leaf 'authority.'
But this is not appear to be a "take that off the internet" lolsuit consultation, this appears to be some kind of a personal injury lolsuit consultation, so my guess is tort law.
 
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Perhaps his paypigs don't like being lied to about how their donations are spent?
Or did Elon Musk wipe out his bot army that was used to keep #DropKiwiFarms trending and inflate his number of followers?

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I'm anticipating the day Lucas gets so desperate to get any kind of traction on Twitch or Youtube that he finally sacks up and buys bot followers to pump up his numbers. Youtube's algorithm is far wiser to bots than Twitch or Twitter, so everyone can expect a frontpage feature of Lucas's Youtube suspension within minutes.
Guess he finally took his downer pills, he was absolutely unhinged earlier today.
He's planning on suing KF? LOL

Considering that GFM grift, he definitely has more money than Melinda Scott or Russel Greer. So, assuming Lucas is stupid enough to follow through with this bluff, this supposed pair of lawyers are real, and they're also willing to make an ass out of Lucas by taking his money to file a defamation suit in a country where that's really hard to prove with the first amendment AND with a website that is full to the brim of archives of the absolutely batshit insane things he's done, Null might be able to score himself some dosh to buy himself a new house.

Strange how Lucas is only planning on suing KF and not "website zero" where users posted pictures of them making UberEats orders under his account....
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Law fags can correct me if I am wrong but the wording seems non-specific and clunky for what should be a form letter, right? It's hard to search for documents like this and positively exclude an example but I'm coming up with jack shit in my searches. It reads a lot like something someone would think attorneys would put together. It also seems to kind of merge a Letter of engagement, power of attorney, and a scope of work.
First thing I thought of is that there's no recitation of consideration paid or discussion of a fee structure. It's possible, if it's real, that that part could be cut out from what Keffals uploaded. (Though why the fuck would he cut out that part, which is what would actually address his current critics' concerns about stealing the money?). And it's possible Canadian legal rules are different than American ones. But what I looked for first is what an attorney would certainly include in a retainer letter—attorneys really care about clarifying quickly that the client has paid valid consideration for the retainer, and they want to establish a clear fee structure for how they'll scalp the client out of more money.
 
Law fags can correct me if I am wrong but the wording seems non-specific and clunky for what should be a form letter, right? It's hard to search for documents like this and positively exclude an example but I'm coming up with jack shit in my searches. It reads a lot like something someone would think attorneys would put together. It also seems to kind of merge a Letter of engagement, power of attorney, and a scope of work.
I agree, it looks weird. It says at the top "Client Engagement Agreement", but that's not what an agreement normally looks like. It's weird that only the name of the law firm is given, normally it should be followed by an address. And the phrase "Professional providing instructions" is weird. They say they will act in accordance with instructions provided by Keffals, so he is the "professional" providing instructions?

I'm not saying it's definitely fake, but it doesn't look real.
 
The illegal part of the DIYHRT bullshit might simply be that aside from them shipping this shit under false flags (mislabeled bottles that don’t list what they actually are, customs claims that they are vitamin supplements or some such shit) some kid somewhere may have gotten himself hurt trying to use this shit and their parents eventually figured out where and how the kid got it. And the odds are greatly in favor of that eventuality because this shit isn’t good for you.
I’m so glad to see that back in the 200-500 page era of this thread most of us figured he’d be done by October or so. Yay us! I’m glad we still stand.
 
Crosspost from the Nick Rekieta thread.

He's made the Keffals and the troon squad big mad and received 45 ethics complaints from them.

He's mentioned this on his show before, but as per usual he will be doing a show where he reads said complaints. The spicy part is that he said he won't be redacting any personal information. So they didn't hurt Nick, they gave him more material to grift from, and they doxed themselves.

 
He talks like a fag too.
A balding fag.
I think his shit's all retarded as well.

So from what I've been reading of the thread,
Lucas has misappropriated his funds from suing Canadian police to most likely funneling at least half of his money into murdering Null's site and trying to terrorize and force Winter to bow to him and cry for forgiveness just like his "unbanning" streams? That's... that's utterly pathetic. I could say his lying campaign was a great smokescreen but really it wasn't and he just had luck on his side and tenderhearted internet nerds who felt his cause. He ain't no tactical genius, he's a failure newbie ninja who was still flipping off his enemies by the time all the smoke cleared and now he's still in danger but with his pants around his ankles or something. This wasn't a master plan, this was a series of short sighted choices that plummeted his ass into the pavement.

I may be retarded, but there was enough momentum on #dropkiwifarms that he could have likely gotten a similar but lesser amount of money for his woes. Seriously. But the keyword in that sentence is "lesser". There would be enough people knowing it would be a futile battle who wouldn't bother. But he could have KEPT his money. ...sociopaths don't plan ahead well, do they. :/


It's fascinating to watch him appropriate speech from others to try and twist it around onto sane people. It almost passes for reasonable if you don't have the truth in front of you since he knows the best times to weaponize guilt and echo things back to others. 🤔

Will Keffals ever see legal consequences for any of this? Doubt it since the law has bigger tards to fry unless he gets caught red handed doing a criminal act (i.e. became a normal impulsive criminal who stole from the store or something, not just a sleezeball). His social life and possibly his career are currently looking at a long, downward spiral, and that must suck.
 
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