DongMiguel
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Here's her aunt about five years ago when she visited and Chantal had her in one of her videos:
From this video:
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Here's her aunt about five years ago when she visited and Chantal had her in one of her videos:
From this video:
Is this when ham colored everything started cause of the aunt. Saying she looked best in it.
Also wow is chantals head humongous.
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If have only watched bits and pieces of today's streams, but it sounds like contact with Nader has been made.
That level of giddiness that makes you want to punch the screen.
Too much SING!!!
Looking at/talking about hijabs.
Says she's going to buy the King of Egypt costume for her "boyfriend."
Sees bacon on her burger and says "EEEW-UH."*
* As if she didn't know there was bacon on it. I looked it up, and bacon is what that burger is all about. She went through that production for Nader. AND! she had a load of bacon (and pork sausage) as part of a ginormous breakfast a few days ago. AND! she's ordered burgers with bacon LOTS of times.
Wait, isn't his first court date for the Mae situation coming up? Won't he need a ride to Gatineau, potential bail money, and perhaps, a character witness/alibi?
AND THE INDIAN FOOD IS STILL IN HER CLOSET! (DAY 2)
ETA: She ate well over 3,000 calories in the course of that 3 hour stream. (I'm having a bout of insomnia, so I did the calculation.) And now in addition to Indian leftovers in the closet, we have The Works leftovers in the dresser drawer.
That level of giddiness that makes you want to punch the screen.
Too much SING!!!
Looking at/talking about hijabs.
Says she's going to buy the King of Egypt costume for her "boyfriend."
Sees bacon on her burger and says "EEEW-UH."*
* As if she didn't know there was bacon on it. I looked it up, and bacon is what that burger is all about. She went through that production for Nader. AND! she had a load of bacon (and pork sausage) as part of a ginormous breakfast a few days ago. AND! she's ordered burgers with bacon LOTS of times.
Wait, isn't his first court date for the Mae situation coming up? Won't he need a ride to Gatineau, potential bail money, and perhaps, a character witness/alibi?
AND THE INDIAN FOOD IS STILL IN HER CLOSET! (DAY 2)
ETA: She ate well over 3,000 calories in the course of that 3 hour stream. (I'm having a bout of insomnia, so I did the calculation.) And now in addition to Indian leftovers in the closet, we have The Works leftovers in the dresser drawer.
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Porch Cake
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Are you sure? I’ve been looking and relooking at that photo and I think she has the dreads you get from simply not grooming.
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Aww, bless her heart.
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Phyllis also marvels at how anyone in Clotso's audience could presume to know her better than her own family does.
This tells me her family is pretty dumb and doesn't really understand what Clotso does for a living. After all, Phyllis has been holed up in Jamaica for years and sees her dear niece about twice a year, which is about as often as mom sees her.
We (or, ahem, some of us), meanwhile, spend hours upon hours of every waking day watching innocent-and-together Chantal. We can name her imaginary boyfriends, we can estimate when her payday runs out, we can predict when she will rage, we know when she's being stealthy and sneaking around, we know every item of filth on her floor, we know how many milligrams of drugs in her body, we know all the friends she doesn't have, we know her phobias and demented dreams, we know how often she shits and farts, we know what her sagging udders look like, we know what her freakin' ass crack looks like... I daresay most viewers know Chantal better than they do their own families. She makes sure we do; that is what she does all day.
That's why it is so mind-boggling when she says "you don't know me!" and her auntie agrees. There isn't a person on YouTube or any other media whose viewers know her better than we do our Chinny.
Let's see you spend a week getting re-acquainted with your darling niece, Phyllis. Then, tell us about how we don't know her. No, come on, be honest.
This tells me her family is pretty dumb and doesn't really understand what Clotso does for a living. After all, Phyllis has been holed up in Jamaica for years and sees her dear niece about twice a year, which is about as often as mom sees her.
We (or, ahem, some of us), meanwhile, spend hours upon hours of every waking day watching innocent-and-together Chantal. We can name her imaginary boyfriends, we can estimate when her payday runs out, we can predict when she will rage, we know when she's being stealthy and sneaking around, we know every item of filth on her floor, we know how many milligrams of drugs in her body, we know all the friends she doesn't have, we know her phobias and demented dreams, we know how often she shits and farts, we know what her sagging udders look like, we know what her freakin' ass crack looks like... I daresay most viewers know Chantal better than they do their own families. She makes sure we do; that is what she does all day.
That's why it is so mind-boggling when she says "you don't know me!" and her auntie agrees. There isn't a person on YouTube or any other media whose viewers know her better than we do our Chinny.
Let's see you spend a week getting re-acquainted with your darling niece, Phyllis. Then, tell us about how we don't know her. No, come on, be honest.
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From beeee-youtiful downtown JANESVILLE Wisconsin!
Chantal's head is not only humongous, it's mutated beyond malformed Romper Room Potato Head. And her palette is getting narrower, making the 'tato head look even more malformed.
Nader fucked that.
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The fact that Kim purposely got pregnant with Chantal in an attempt to trap Chantal's father really should have been all you needed to know.
DeeDee fucked her too, can't forget about that (or ever let her live it down).
I'd take anything Mae says with a mountain of salt. He's not on the docket for today.Mae did say that Nader has two court hearings in Gatineau, one is today, 3rd October, and the other one concerning Mae is the 12th, so what is betting that he has tapped up fatso for a ride to Gatineau and all of a sudden she thinks it’s all back on again because he is toadally besotted with her. I hope she picks him up wearing her hijab, can you imagine her fat head stuffed into it, compressing her chubby cheeks into something resembling a half inflated balloon. Mmmmm sexy
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Mae did say that Nader has two court hearings in Gatineau, one is today, 3rd October, and the other one concerning Mae is the 12th, so what is betting that he has tapped up fatso for a ride to Gatineau and all of a sudden she thinks it’s all back on again because he is toadally besotted with her. I hope she picks him up wearing her hijab, can you imagine her fat head stuffed into it, compressing her chubby cheeks into something resembling a half inflated balloonIf have only watched bits and pieces of today's streams, but it sounds like contact with Nader has been made.
That level of giddiness that makes you want to punch the screen.
Too much SING!!!
Looking at/talking about hijabs.
Says she's going to buy the King of Egypt costume for her "boyfriend."
Sees bacon on her burger and says "EEEW-UH."*
* As if she didn't know there was bacon on it. I looked it up, and bacon is what that burger is all about. She went through that production for Nader. AND! she had a load of bacon (and pork sausage) as part of a ginormous breakfast a few days ago. AND! she's ordered burgers with bacon LOTS of times.
Wait, isn't his first court date for the Mae situation coming up? Won't he need a ride to Gatineau, potential bail money, and perhaps, a character witness/alibi?
AND THE INDIAN FOOD IS STILL IN HER CLOSET! (DAY 2)
ETA: She ate well over 3,000 calories in the course of that 3 hour stream. (I'm having a bout of insomnia, so I did the calculation.) And now in addition to Indian leftovers in the closet, we have The Works leftovers in the dresser drawer.
. Mmmmm sexyEdit..ADHD checked the court list and camel chops is not on it.. CHINNY IS STILL FAT.
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She is so nasty and condescending to BB. What a fat nasty bitch.
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I liked the part where Chantal explained her livestream to Rasta Auntie at the mall, saying they could see like it was a video camera, and she can read what they are typing.
Rasta Aunt then asked would they be able to smell Lush through the phone.
I guess we can’t all be Peetz level IQ!
Rasta Aunt then asked would they be able to smell Lush through the phone.
I guess we can’t all be Peetz level IQ!
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I wish these fat bitches would keep their poor pets away from their misery, but no.
Also, it's good to be back people
Also, it's good to be back people
Studmuffinstuffin
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Chantals family are absolutely degenerate pigs like her, watching Natalie chow down like its feeding time at the zoo in chantals pizza video was enough for me, Kim wanting to trap her dad with a baby (100% a thing chantal would have done with nader) and rasta auntie the pervert sex tourist goblin, her uncle definitely has something wrong with him if you dig enough
im 100% convinced that her part and deedees part of Canada should bs glassed for being as inbred as nader it's disgusting that retards like that wander about in such privilege. The aunt took a deep dive in those 5 years like her neice theyre the same trainwreck, i wonder how chsntal justified the head shave to her family and they're like oh yeah that's totally normal you fat pig
im 100% convinced that her part and deedees part of Canada should bs glassed for being as inbred as nader it's disgusting that retards like that wander about in such privilege. The aunt took a deep dive in those 5 years like her neice theyre the same trainwreck, i wonder how chsntal justified the head shave to her family and they're like oh yeah that's totally normal you fat pig
Teresa77
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It's so good to be back! I missed you guys!
Thanks to @Null for never giving up! We need a shirt with the Kiwi Farms logo rising from the ashes like a Phoenix!
haha Chantal at Lush - my God she would overpower all the good scents there. Also, the salespeople tend to be thin and good-looking. The heaviest person
I ever saw working at Lush was probably only around 200 pounds and didn't stink.
Thanks to @Null for never giving up! We need a shirt with the Kiwi Farms logo rising from the ashes like a Phoenix!
haha Chantal at Lush - my God she would overpower all the good scents there. Also, the salespeople tend to be thin and good-looking. The heaviest person
I ever saw working at Lush was probably only around 200 pounds and didn't stink.
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Oh, I cannot believe I got in!!! I lost my password and have been trying for ages to get back to you beautiful people.
Long live @Null!! Viva la resistance!!
Don't forget to tip your website manager.
I missed the astute and vicious commentary.
Long live @Null!! Viva la resistance!!
Don't forget to tip your website manager.
I missed the astute and vicious commentary.
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Til Beeze Do Us Part
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Finally we are back! Thanks to all the gorls making this bearable in the Telegram group, I look forward to everyone of you every day and cannot wait to meet again in sneed chat!
That being said, I wish we could see her paycheck for this month. Streaming 8 hours a day in actual long livestreams? Doing stuff? It smells like desperation in here and thats not just pee wishing he could be a real lesbian.
There was a time over the past weeks when Chantal was so unbelievably boring I thought not even her death could be exciting anymore. Now that we are going outside and interacting with strangers, thinking about going to a HOT DENTIST! or meeting a new lover at halloween stores the chantalverse is finally exciting again. Rasta aunt is strange though and I dont know about all of you, but I would never ever talk to my aunt the way Chins does and definitely not about the same topics. Had my aunt told me about the 12-100 year old men approaching her abroad I would nope out of that reunion real quick.
Now I did catch Chins saying she and rasta aunt will be in Jamaica in March and since rasta aunt seems to be on the same level as Chins I hope this happens. You know, since she won't have 4 cats to take care of and a house slave who might starve without mommy.
That being said, I wish we could see her paycheck for this month. Streaming 8 hours a day in actual long livestreams? Doing stuff? It smells like desperation in here and thats not just pee wishing he could be a real lesbian.
There was a time over the past weeks when Chantal was so unbelievably boring I thought not even her death could be exciting anymore. Now that we are going outside and interacting with strangers, thinking about going to a HOT DENTIST! or meeting a new lover at halloween stores the chantalverse is finally exciting again. Rasta aunt is strange though and I dont know about all of you, but I would never ever talk to my aunt the way Chins does and definitely not about the same topics. Had my aunt told me about the 12-100 year old men approaching her abroad I would nope out of that reunion real quick.
Now I did catch Chins saying she and rasta aunt will be in Jamaica in March and since rasta aunt seems to be on the same level as Chins I hope this happens. You know, since she won't have 4 cats to take care of and a house slave who might starve without mommy.
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I am sad to say I had to learn from the pearl-clutching, tranny-loving retards at reddit that the site is back but I have caught up on the 15 pages I missed and am so glad to see some familiar faces.
As for Chinny, boy is she on a downward spiral. As much as I want to believe the too-good-to-be-true mansion is an obvious scam, leave it Chantal to find the two homeowners in all of Canada even dumber and grosser than she is. Queen Cockroach might just have found herself one hell of a living situation. Who would let her sit on their couch, much less occupy it for a year or more? None of this makes sense. But then nothing about her miserable existence does. Knowing her, it's real. Because God works in mysterious ways and cows like Chinny possess supernatural luck, the likes of which normal people can never know because normal people don't hurple through life doing dumb shit thinking nothing bad will happen to them.
Sorry to shit up the thread with an obvious, oft-repeated observation. Mostly I just wanted to say I missed you gorls and that Chantal is fat and I wouldn't have sex with her. God save the Null.
As for Chinny, boy is she on a downward spiral. As much as I want to believe the too-good-to-be-true mansion is an obvious scam, leave it Chantal to find the two homeowners in all of Canada even dumber and grosser than she is. Queen Cockroach might just have found herself one hell of a living situation. Who would let her sit on their couch, much less occupy it for a year or more? None of this makes sense. But then nothing about her miserable existence does. Knowing her, it's real. Because God works in mysterious ways and cows like Chinny possess supernatural luck, the likes of which normal people can never know because normal people don't hurple through life doing dumb shit thinking nothing bad will happen to them.
Sorry to shit up the thread with an obvious, oft-repeated observation. Mostly I just wanted to say I missed you gorls and that Chantal is fat and I wouldn't have sex with her. God save the Null.
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Except she has admitted her videos are demonetized cus she smokes in them. And she's not getting money with mid-roll ads etc from people re-watching the old 8 hour live streams. There are also not very many super chats coming in during those 8 hour streams either. Her revenue mix for the channel is likely 80% memberships, and she keeps up with the blocking/ yelling at VIB's shenanigans.
She thinks its the reaction channels "stealing her views" that's losing her money, but it her own actions. She could not do drugs on stream, keeping the videos monetized. She could have actual discussions with the VIB's instead of just raging out and getting mad when they bring something out. Instead of a discussion about the morality of sleeping with a married man she attacked the member for bringing it up. Instead of working on issues people "call her out on" she just rages and blocks.
And the 8 hour streams arent realing in the super chats. She hasnt gotten that "hook" that the superchats bring on other channels. Some channels its a more direct interaction with the super chat, and their name flashed on screen. She just ignores most of them and hardly ever says thank you.
To make money on youtube as a long-form voyeur streamer you need to:
1-Properly engage with the audience and make memberships mean something
2-Leverage the superchat mechanic to make it fun and gratifying for the donor. It should be a dopamine hit to give you 3 bucks.
3-Schedule! People need a schedule to keep up on! Hell even Peetz sticks to a schedule
4-Re-caps/highlight videos- You gotta be condensing down your 8 hour live streams the next day into "in case you missed it" segments. "My fight with Holly about banging married men" or "Trying on Penningtons from 10/2 livestream". Even if your stream itself was demonetized, these wont be. And you're re-watch long term will go up. You even get a chance to add some commentary with a funny pause/record scratch and "what the hell was i thinking when i said this?". cuts off a lot of controversy if you're the one addressing it and not a reaction channel.
5-Dont be intoxicated. IF you're always intoxicated you're just a fool. Sure if its a "its my birthday lets have drinks!" stream as an occasion, people will tune in. Not just you getting drunk/greened out every night as part of your routine. Intoxication turns a lot of people off.
6- Do NOT water down your brand with multiple platforms. If you're on twitch one day and youtube another day and sometimes only fans.. Who the hells going to pay for all this crap? get a platform. Stick to the platform. And dont with the multiple channels. Not until you're in the millions of subs. This just waters you down more. You dont need a gaming channel, and an IRL channel, and a cooking channel. Its too much to follow you around. The different content brings people to your channel and they may see your other offerings and watch them too. Otherwise you're isolating your main content.
7- Address issues directly, and dont attack the individual bringing up the issue. Your response should be the same regardless of who brought it up.
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As is common with a lot of mostly unavailable relatives, I feel like Rasta Auntie still sees Chantal as the little girl Cutie, who was a chubby thing with a lot of sass. She doesn't see the human disaster we see on the daily.