Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Accept Only Substitutes]

RE: FDA & "large scale distribution "

This is not accurate. All sorts of things are regulated by some regulations under the auspices of the FDA.

Take homemade soap: fat, lyes, scents. Basic stuff, used externally. Still regulated under the FDA when it comes to labeling the soap. There's a whole ass book on how to properly format your beauty business labels. It's tedious and anal af. Like font sizes, how far away from the edge of the label specific things are supposed to go, required paragraph styles (bold, italic).

I can't remember but I think you're also supposed to have your products analyzed by a lab to see if they are harmful. Like too much lye, allergens in the ingredients, etc. It's been a decade since I was involved in the soap business so I could be wrong. This might be more of a liability suggestion than an actual rule.

Now, does anyone do all this? Hahahaha, no. And in the area of personal beauty products it doesn't matter. 99% of all these small businesses will never run afoul of the FDA.

If someone has a severe allergic reaction to your soap - or even worse, dies - because of improper labeling? You bet the FDA is going to be all over your ass.

 

[Null]

keffals and bobposting are both canadian so the FDA isn't involved.

i really hate retards trying to talk legalities.

 

[AnOminous]

keffals and bobposting are both canadian so the FDA isn't involved.

i really hate retards trying to talk legalities.

They're not limiting their marketing to Canada. If they're shipping in mislabeled drugs claimed to be "cosmetics" they can be extradited here and prosecuted. So far as I know, they'll market their product to anyone anywhere.

 

[Null]

They're not limiting their marketing to Canada. If they're shipping in mislabeled drugs claimed to be "cosmetics" they can be extradited here and prosecuted. So far as I know, they'll market their product to anyone anywhere.

if the FDA gets involved they might as well brew up some bathtub cyanide but 1) biden admin 2) you'd need evidence of that and enough burden to bring the FDA involved.

Maya (the minor that Keffals was chatting up) seems to waffle on if Catboy Ranch was inappropriate in retrospect, but someone like them complaining would get that rolling. Not going to happen, though.

 

[Wy4M]

Wait, so keffals is borderline? That explains so much.

Add to that a mix of (probably way too much) rilatin, opioids & estradiol.

What estradiol is supposed to do:

Taking a closer look at Keffals I came to the conclusion that only the fourth item on the list is true.
Edit - also the 2nd item on the list but partially.

 

[AnOminous]

if the FDA gets involved they might as well brew up some bathtub cyanide but 1) biden admin 2) you'd need evidence of that and enough burden to bring the FDA involved.

I could see them not view it as a high enough priority to bother with extradition but Luke would be really stupid to try showing up in the U.S. In the meantime they might shut it down by just seizing the imports if customs catches them at the border.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

What Lucas and DongPosting are doing is illegal in Canada. I’d have to look up the relevant statutes but distributing drugs that haven’t gone through the proper approval process and require prescriptions for sale would put them in both criminal and civil jeopardy.

Of course that would require a policing service and the crown to actually investigate and prosecute and for PM Blackface to not try to run interference for woke points.

 

[AnOminous]

What Lucas and DongPosting are doing is illegal in Canada. I’d have to look up the relevant statutes but distributing drugs that haven’t gone through the proper approval process and require prescriptions for sale would put them in both criminal and civil jeopardy.

Of course that would require a policing service and the crown to actually investigate and prosecute and for PM Blackface to not try to run interference for woke points.

Ironically, mislabeling them might be even worse legally than just openly selling them, considering the absolutely lax enforcement of "informed consent" bullshit.

 

[Wy4M]

If someone has a severe allergic reaction to your soap - or even worse, dies - because of improper labeling? You bet the FDA is going to be all over your ass.

That's why those websites who sell shady products label their shit with stuff like 'bath salt', 'for microscopic research only', 'not for human consumption', ...

Except for Kefalls his buddy bobposting who created a DIY-HRT website which not only provided links to the illegal shit but also provided detailed instructions how to inject yourself.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

The letter says that it's for "advice re doxing and swatting incidents". Since it mentions the swatting, isn't it likely that Kefflas contacted the law firm for advice *after* the encounter with police on August 5th? The "Kiwi Farms" bit might be because Keffals considers the doxing to be related to Kiwi Farms and the law firm checked that they don't have a conflict of interest.

I am still 10 pages behind so apologies if it has already been mentioned:

I would like to remind everyon in this whole discussion about when Keffals probably contacted a lawyer bc of the so called swatting incident:

Keffals told himself on a stream (or video; don't know anymore) that he got informed by the Toronto cops after a swatting has happened to an old guy with the same family name as Lucas has (Sorrenti). In the beginning of the whole mess that is the Keffals saga there where to adresses floating around, one outdated and the correct one.

Keffals knew that something is going to happen before the so called swatting incident actually happend.

 

[Shig O'nella]

A troon furry Britbong is an automatic opinion discard, but a rebuttal is quick so:

1. It is in fact illegal in many countries to order medication from a foreign nation that isn't prescribed to you. In the US, anabolic steroids are classified as a Schedule III drug, though I don't know if that applies to titty skittles. In any case, even if it weren't illegal, it would still be stupid to attempt to drug yourself without any kind of medical oversight, and even dumber to engage in the medical quackery that is troondom.

Late, because this thread is moving fast and I got a life, but I just want to point out that you do need by law a prescription for all types of birth control pills in the USA. Even PP will write a named prescription before giving them out.
Titty skittles are the same shit, so ...

 

[Slav Power]

Louis Rossmann had a bit of a meltdown over Destiny dropping his Jordan Peterson interview for Keffals, and he got mad for having to look up what the fuck a Keffals and a lolcow is.

 

[Str8Bustah]

Louis Rossmann had a bit of a meltdown over Destiny dropping his Jordan Peterson interview for Keffals, and he got mad for having to look up what the fuck a Keffals and a lolcow is.

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watching louis rossman lose his shit over having to look up what a lolcow is a hell of a way to kick the month off

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

If that was true, deleting the tweet asap would kinda defeat the purpose, no?

Not if Lucas got called out on Twitter for the legal letter obviously being fake gayops or for other backlash. Or someone from his inner circle told him to delete it bc it's obviously more bad optics.

Lucas tweetes a lot of dumb shit all the time and immediatelly deletes it bc of backlash or he hopefully realized that he had posted dumb shit. So trying to find rational arguments for him doing something is kind of difficult. Lucas is completely unhinged and retarded.

 

[Dyn]

@Null you should delete "Tranny Vordrak" from the subtitle because Vordrak didn't give up after a week.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The original swatting of Keffals in London Ontario was done via an email accessed through tor that impersonated a half-joking caricature of the victim and cc'd in every local politician and anyone else who might care, just like every single other one of Vordrak's swats. I'm 90% convinced it was him.

Of course it was. The email reads like a troon trying to imagine how a "violent transphobe" would try to make an email

 

[AnOminous]

Lucas tweetes a lot of dumb shit all the time and immediatelly deletes it bc of backlash or he hopefully realized that he had posted dumb shit. So trying to find rational arguments for him doing something is kind of difficult. Lucas is completely unhinged and retarded.

He usually deletes it while furiously seething that anyone would get mad at whatever heckin racism or soggy knees or open support of crimes he was blatantly displaying.

 

[RonPaul2008]

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Louis Rossmann had a bit of a meltdown over Destiny dropping his Jordan Peterson interview for Keffals, and he got mad for having to look up what the fuck a Keffals and a lolcow is.

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[Procrastinhater]

Louis Rossmann had a bit of a meltdown over Destiny dropping his Jordan Peterson interview for Keffals, and he got mad for having to look up what the fuck a Keffals and a lolcow is.

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Vin Diesel seemed pretty upset he didn't get to see Jordan Peterson.
Better make it right Bonnel, you cuck.

 

[Brutality]

Bro every stream you make is filtered, there's always a clear difference whenever you're in the media and when you're streaming yourself