Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas is horned up and posting videos…I think a chimp out is imminent

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is horned up and posting videos…I think a chimp out is imminent

I assume you mean he's posting them somewhere other than youtube, as i'm not seeing any uploads on his channel

That said, it seems like he's definitely either off his meds or something has gone screwy with his dosage and the mallon staff need to up it. Otherwise you're likely right, a chimp out is coming in the not too distant future. He probably has all kinds of pent up anger and frustration at the last few months alone thats starting to come out. The only thing that surprises me about the whole thing is why he'd deliberately stop taking them at this particular time. I mean its now october and its only going to get colder from here. Winter is coming, he is in no way prepared for it should he do something to get his ass tossed on the street, and he has what for him is likely the best apartment he's had since the 90s. Especially after spending so much time on the street and in a nursing home in the last couple years. You'd think he would want to stay there and make it work, as there is no way he's going to ever have it better than he does right now. Then again lucas being lucas is stupid, short sighted and as stubborn as it gets. He'll fuck himself over to spite others if it means he can get away from being told what to do all the time. It honestly makes me wonder if this is all some way tied into him having a roommate. Lucas doesn't get along with roommates historically for very long, or roommates with him. I can't think of a single such arrangement that ended well for him. I can see his starting to lose his shit being a result of conflict between them and getting told to deal with it. If anything i'd be surprised if there wasn't significant conflict. I mean how long do you think you'd last before you lost your shit on him if you were lucas's roommate? Its amazing he doesn't get his ass beat far more often. Especially by roommates

 

[ThomasAudley]

I meant a few days ago I’m just now seeing them, but it’s a promising sign he’s back. Seems he’s got a little independence now and no handler handing out pills at nursing home pill time so I bet he’s just not taking them.

 

[AnOminous]

The only thing that surprises me about the whole thing is why he'd deliberately stop taking them at this particular time.

If he's like most noncompliant schizos, all he really has to do is skip a dose or two and his schizo brain will start telling him to quit taking those poison pills the conspiracy is forcing on him.

 

[WonderWino]

If he's like most noncompliant schizos, all he really has to do is skip a dose or two and his schizo brain will start telling him to quit taking those poison pills the conspiracy is forcing on him.

In other words he skipped a few doses and the voices on the wind are back to telling him what to do (yet are still refusing to tell him where the party is at). Its only a matter of time before he does something to get himself thrown out of his new fartbox then

So, with lucas's delusions of assuming any male with several women around him for any reason must be fucking them and having massive orgies that he isn't invited to, I wonder what lucas's reaction would have been had he been catfished to brazil instead of LA and saw a couple conga lines. I mean can you imagine lucas suddenly yelling at a bunch of people in a conga line that they're greedy ageist bigots for hoarding women and not giving him a girlfriend? He'd better hope none of them speak english and realize what he was saying. That or he'd wander into a favela thinking he'd find a place to stay and piss the wrong person off, getting his ass beaten and robbed pretty quick. Not that he had anything to steal in LA so its likely he'd have done the same thing wherever he went

That said, I was thinking about lucas's interviews with goldaor and it reminded me just how absurdly stupid and incapable of thinking ahead he truly is. I mean goldy sent him a nintendo DS. Lucas doesn't play video games for some reason, so naturally he traded it.....for what was it a pot of pasta? a pot worth of pasta is worth what, $1? $2 if it was a really big pot. Add in the sauce and maybe a bit of cheese. In all maybe $5 worth of ingredients at most. From what I can see the average price of a used DS is about $80. Not counting whatever games he had with it. He could have pawned it for actual money and got more food than he got for it, but lucas being the greedy, gluttonous pig that he is, saw food right in front of him and couldn't wait a day to trade it in himself and get alot more for it. Though i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming it even crossed his mind he could pawn it for cash

It just goes to show how stupid and short sighted he truly is. Its something of a miracle he managed to survive on the street at all for as long as he did. Though I suspect that is largely due to him being in spokane and having several shelters to go to. Notice how bad things got for him when he got himself banned from the shelters for awhile. Lucas should be thanking whoever it was who originally catfished him to spokane. Most of the rest of the state he wouldn't have lasted long in, and he'd end up dead pretty fast if he were in seattle

 

[AnOminous]

He could have pawned it for actual money and got more food than he got for it, but lucas being the greedy, gluttonous pig that he is, saw food right in front of him and couldn't wait a day to trade it in himself and get alot more for it. Though i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming it even crossed his mind he could pawn it for cash

I wonder if any/all of the times his phone got "stolen" was simply him making an incredibly stupid trade like that.

 

[WonderWino]

I wonder if any/all of the times his phone got "stolen" was simply him making an incredibly stupid trade like that.

It wouldn't surprise me if it happened at least a few times. I mean as stupid as lucas is, he knows its his lifeline so I can't imagine even he would be so stupid as to literally lose it as often as he seems to. and you'd think he would be a little more careful with it after having it stolen a few times. It would explain alot if he were trading it for something when he had nothing left to sell or trade. It would also explain why it doesn't seem to bother him that much when it happened and why, despite it getting stolen so regularly, he didn't make an issue of it with the police. After all, for all his acab bullshit lucas loves to be able to sic the cops on people who wrong him in some way. It feeds into his power fantasies and shows everybody he's tough and powerful and you better respect him or he'll get the 5-0 on your bigot asses

The whole idea is reminding me of this:

Thats totally a lucas moment homer is having there

 

[Twrx]

He's nothing more than a exceptionally stupid animal that is incapable of thinking even two minutes into the future. All that matters is this exact moment.

 

[PoopyFarts]

I watched his apartment tour video. This man has a more than decent place to live (way better than the fartbox he used to inhabit), free food, and free medical care. All provided by a govt that he takes every possible opportunity to shit on. A lot of people who go out and work don't have the easy benefits that he enjoys and bitches about.

This is the absolute best he is ever going to have it. It can only downhill from here, and all this faggot can do is piss and moan about everything. He could have faded into comfortable obscurity and that would have been the best win against the "haters" he could ever manage. Just let the milk dry up.

I'm hoping for one last glorious sperg out because if he gets released onto the streets again that's pretty much a death sentence for him at this point.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

The only thing that surprises me about the whole thing is why he'd deliberately stop taking them at this particular time. I mean its now october and its only going to get colder from here. Winter is coming, he is in no way prepared for it should he do something to get his ass tossed on the street, and he has what for him is likely the best apartment he's had since the 90s.

His birthday is coming up, he still hasn't gotten laid, and the only way for him to get a boner is to stop taking his meds.

 

[WonderWino]

His birthday is coming up, he still hasn't gotten laid, and the only way for him to get a boner is to stop taking his meds.

I wonder if with all the dementia costs and stuff going on with that, if his family will ignore his birthday this year. It would be peak lucas to post some angry rant video about how his parents are cheaping out on his birthday again....only to have everyone point out her dementia diagnosis and the fact they have better things to do with their time and money than support his whiney ass. Lucas would be utterly furious, and might even let some things slip about his own health in some kind of 'so do I!' comparison to try to justify his greed. He's still got 2 months to stew before his birthday so there is plenty of time for his existing anger and frustration to build. We could end up with a very amusing birthday blowup

It would be a very lucas thing to do, and if it ended with him getting kicked out that would be the cherry on the shit sundae for him. December, off his meds, angry and insane again and back on the street with serious health problems. That would very likely be the beginning of the end for him

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I watched his apartment tour video. This man has a more than decent place to live (way better than the fartbox he used to inhabit), free food, and free medical care. All provided by a govt that he takes every possible opportunity to shit on. A lot of people who go out and work don't have the easy benefits that he enjoys and bitches about.

This is the absolute best he is ever going to have it. It can only downhill from here, and all this faggot can do is piss and moan about everything. He could have faded into comfortable obscurity and that would have been the best win against the "haters" he could ever manage. Just let the milk dry up.

I'm hoping for one last glorious sperg out because if he gets released onto the streets again that's pretty much a death sentence for him at this point.

One constant with Lucas is he always finds a way to fuck up a good thing.

I remember the first fartbox and thinking the same thing at the time, that he will never have it this good and how lucky he is to be in that situation. Basically he got everything his commie ass has always bitched about wanting. I was foolish enough to believe he had the capability for self preservation to not fuck up what got handed to him. I was wrong.

He is gonna screw the pooch this time too. It’s only a matter of when.

 

[Twrx]

I'm a bit let down that he didn't do the customary "I'm better than you" apartment tour with this one. Where he does nothing but shit on the homeless and say he won't help them out if they don't meet whatever age he picked before making the video along with if they won't fuck him.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm a bit let down that he didn't do the customary "I'm better than you" apartment tour with this one. Where he does nothing but shit on the homeless and say he won't help them out if they don't meet whatever age he picked before making the video along with if they won't fuck him.

Give it time, it might happen yet now that the meds are wearing off and old wern is surfacing

I'm surprised he's lasted this long there even with the meds. I mean meds might lower the chance of his spazzing out in general but they don't make his other behavior any better. I bet he still has to be told to shower and clean up after himself and change his clothes. It makes me wonder what his roommate thinks of him. It also makes me wonder what kind of person the roommate is to be put in there with him and to put up with him. Imagine needing to be somewhere like mallon place and the condition is you get assigned lucas as a roommate. I'd be pissed. Though it would be utterly hilarious if the roommate had turned out by some bizarre chance to be a kiwi or a member of sofalaw. Can you imagine how lucas would react if he found out. It would be the biggest spaz out he ever had, especially if the roommate had been reporting on him the whole time

That said, his roommate should take a tip from cyril and lock lucas in a closet with a plant to keep him company. Put a fern in there with him, tell lucas its an unusual breed of weed from asia or some shit and he'll guard it with his life, in the hope of getting some free weed out of it 'when its ready.' I'd suggest getting him to do shit around the apartment in exchange for nonsensical 'tips' to meet women, but we all know how lucas cleans things and no sane person would touch anything he cooked so thats out

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine needing to be somewhere like mallon place and the condition is you get assigned lucas as a roommate.

Probably they're both total fuckups and they're putting them together so they can get rid of the first one to chimp out.

 

[SteveGoatman]

I'm a bit let down that he didn't do the customary "I'm better than you" apartment tour with this one. Where he does nothing but shit on the homeless and say he won't help them out if they don't meet whatever age he picked before making the video along with if they won't fuck him.

Same. His original "world's saddest apartment tour" video is an absolute classic. It shows his utter contempt for homeless people once he's moved one fractional step up the ladder from street level ragman. He doesn't even remotely hide his excitement over having something they don't have and trying to exploit it for barely legal, and highly vulnerable, girls.

 

[Krathnami]

Same. His original "world's saddest apartment tour" video is an absolute classic. It shows his utter contempt for homeless people once he's moved one fractional step up the ladder from street level ragman. He doesn't even remotely hide his excitement over having something they don't have and trying to exploit it for barely legal, and highly vulnerable, girls.

Whenever I begin to feel a twinge of pity or compassion for him, it evaporates when I remember that video. He’s an evil individual.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Wondering if he maybe has regular dialysis now
I don’t know how that works with meds since theyre basically filtering your blood

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas bought 19lb of beef for $100 and cooked a shitty pot roast

I put some butter underneath but i'm thinking of putting butter on top too

He buttered a fucking pot roast

and lets not forget he's putting potatoes and carrots into the oven for over 3 hours. I'm sure that'll totally end well. and he still thinks its a good idea to put raw meat next to uncooked vegetables. He clearly never learned his lesson after the chicken stuff

 

[Twrx]

Lucas bought 19lb of beef for $100 and cooked a shitty pot roast

I put some butter underneath but i'm thinking of putting butter on top too

He buttered a fucking pot roast

and lets not forget he's putting potatoes and carrots into the oven for over 3 hours. I'm sure that'll totally end well. and he still thinks its a good idea to put raw meat next to uncooked vegetables. He clearly never learned his lesson after the chicken stuff

Are his disgusting dishes connected to his autism? Even in my most stoned or drunk times as a teenager I wouldn't I have ever thought of any of the shit he cooks.