Seeing as the police can now see all my emails , they will see that I have just been sent a password reset to my email address.
This ought to be a clue that I am posting in my own name. I have reset my password because all users were required to do this following the site’s vacation and not because I am hiding anything.
The police showed me a cartoon/meme thing posted by
@Kit Kat and asked to explain it. I couldn’t. They asked me to describe what was happening in the picture, like I was in a primary school English class or like in a modern language GCSE exam.
I obviously didn’t do very well because they kept repeating the question to ask me “what do you think this person is doing” and I was genuinely like, I don’t know!
Still glad to see that while my socks were being searched for drugs and my younger ones were having a meltdown in case I didn’t come back and the older ones were texting “OMG I came home and the police were literally arresting my mum because she upset someone who hates her on the internet” to all their mates, others were sipping champagne in celebration.