Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Berrakh]

Unpopular, and late, opinion but Bob could easily beat up most of his lolcow peers. So by that standard he is quite tough indeed.

Think about it:
Bob versus Doug Walker? Cakewalk for Bob.
Bob versus Spoony? He'd kill that hypochondriac
Bob versus Anthony Cumia? That dude has AIDS, come on.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Unpopular, and late, opinion but Bob could easily beat up most of his lolcow peers. So by that standard he is quite tough indeed.

Think about it:
Bob versus Doug Walker? Cakewalk for Bob.
Bob versus Spoony? He'd kill that hypochondriac
Bob versus Anthony Cumia? That dude has AIDS, come on.

Let’s be honest here, he’s not exactly a small dude.

He’s like what, 6” something and 250-300 pounds? I wouldn’t want that pinning me down in a scrap.

 

[Flexo]

Unpopular, and late, opinion but Bob could easily beat up most of his lolcow peers. So by that standard he is quite tough indeed.

Think about it:
Bob versus Doug Walker? Cakewalk for Bob.
Bob versus Spoony? He'd kill that hypochondriac
Bob versus Anthony Cumia? That dude has AIDS, come on.

I dunno about Doug Walker... that guy is spastic enough I think he could out maneuver Bob.

Def yes on the others - but we can confirm that, unlike Bob, all 3 of them have gotten laid.

 

[NaviSpider]

Let’s be honest here, he’s not exactly a small dude.

He’s like what, 6” something and 250-300 pounds? I wouldn’t want that pinning me down in a scrap.

He's a big guy and he's sitting on 30+ years of pent up anger and resentment to the world. Add to this the fact that he's always certain he's in the moral right on any subject ever. And sprinkle in an undetermined amount of tard strength and Bob might be a formidable foe. If he actually took this down the gym he could end up resembling a unit. But physical strength pales in comparison to Bob's intellectual might, so we're safe from his wrath.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.

Typical of Bob, trying to have it both ways. We have a word for that Bobby, it's called being a hypocrite.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.

and this is why every time Bob talks about politics, it sounds like a child interjecting into an adult conversation. He gets relied up over stupid vanity issues but his fat-clogged brain doesn't even process serious stuff that actually effects people lives.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Doxes are by definition not "disinformation", and whatever we archive came right out of your mouth, Eugenic Creep.

He is so assmad that we weren't wiped off the face of the Earth as promised.

Your address is not private information. Your idiot brother's address is not private information. We only know about the Lesser Brother's financial woes and how he got the house because his dumbass is the one that brought it up. We only know about the ails of of your niece and nephew because of the Lesser Brother's dumbass.

You don't have colleagues, Bob. Anyone who received death threats in the great autism war from 8 Goddamned years ago that you tards refuse to let go of were either Jace Connors levels of seriousness or out and out and proven lies.

It's not disinformation and/or slander, Bobbyboi, when we post your own words no matter how hateful, repugnant, or stupid they may be because they are YOUR words. You are the one who wanted covid, something even back then you claimed was an actual threat, to infect your political enemies. You are the one who said a McDonald's order for 4 people was a moderate sized meal. You are the one who called for Germany to invade Poland. You are the one picked a fight with a black, black rights activist by calling him a racist. You are the one who said, and still believe in, "no bad tactics". You are the one who was such a pestering creep that Lindsey Ellis had to publicly shame you. You did all this, not us.

Cope and sneed O Lord of Lynn as we approach page 5,000. None of this would have been possible without all your hard work.

 

[Mola Ram]

Are we finally back? Did I miss anything with Bob, or is he still a fat angry drunk?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Are we finally back? Did I miss anything with Bob, or is he still a fat angry drunk?

It's amazing, he actually mellowed out, stopped drinking and has started a reasonable regimen of diet and exercAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

 

[Mola Ram]

I once tripped while playing outside and put a nail protruding from a wall right through my hand.

Fuck your childhood scary noise trauma.

I not only have a clearer memory of Cold War paranoia than Bob possibly could, but once I smashed my thumb between a heavy wooden door and a concrete wall, obliterating my thumbnail to the point it fell off. (It grew back.)

 

[ChampFantana]

Are we finally back? Did I miss anything with Bob, or is he still a fat angry drunk?

Welcome back Mola. To answer your questions in order, yep, nope, yep. Bob is still the same fat, stupid, virgin loser he always has been.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Question? Has Bob commented on how Keffals echoes his ethos of "No bad tactics, only bad targets?"

 

[Felis Meanis]

You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.

Priorities. It's always been Roberts strong suit.

Let’s be honest here, he’s not exactly a small dude.

He’s like what, 6” something and 250-300 pounds? I wouldn’t want that pinning me down in a scrap.

While this is true, and while his tardstrength is likely not zero, I think it's worth noting that as long as you keep a reasonable level of fitness yourself, it's probably not very difficult to bring down Robert simply by putting a couple of sloppy jabs here and there and generally just running around him until he's out of breath. Should Robert manage to grab you, his grip strength is likely absolutely pathetic, and so with a couple of simple animalistic, instinctively driven moves, I believe that the Lord of Lynn would be down for the count without too much trouble. Still, should Robert manage to put you under him, it could get ugly. Having his diseased flesh envelop you in a mouldy blanket of cold, alcoholic and sweaty fat could very well spell serious trouble.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Question? Has Bob commented on how Keffals echoes his ethos of "No bad tactics, only bad targets?"

No. Bob's only reactions to the Keffals Kerfuffle has been to passively retweet him with things like a gif from the Rocketeer of a guy going "Go get 'em kid" or retweeting Brianna Wu when he spergs about Keffals being morally right because of GamerGate. Some of them have been quote tweets but Bob just bitches about how thinly veiled assmad he is that there's an almost five thousand page monument erected here by the only people who actually pay attention to him.

 

[DaBigBopper]

No. Bob's only reactions to the Keffals Kerfuffle has been to passively retweet him with things like a gif from the Rocketeer of a guy going "Go get 'em kid" or retweeting Brianna Wu when he spergs about Keffals being morally right because of GamerGate. Some of them have been quote tweets but Bob just bitches about how thinly veiled assmad he is that there's an almost five thousand page monument erected here by the only people who actually pay attention to him.

Would of thought he'd be off the walls when Keffals echoed his sentiments. The worst thing is that he's been overtaken as worst cow on Twitter by Fatrick, who seems to be a combination of Ralph and Bob. Bob grows more and more insignificant as time goes on everywhere.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Your address is not private information. Your idiot brother's address is not private information. We only know about the Lesser Brother's financial woes and how he got the house because his dumbass is the one that brought it up. We only know about the ails of of your niece and nephew because of the Lesser Brother's dumbass.

Additionally, I noted that Chris haplessly doxed himself on Twitter when he posted a picture of him Zooming with the family back in 2020. There was a pharmacy bag with his address on it in the shot for Christ's sake. Ma Chipman must've been on the hooch when she was pregnant with her sons.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Additionally, I noted that Chris haplessly doxed himself on Twitter when he posted a picture of him Zooming with the family back in 2020. There was a pharmacy bag with his address on it in the shot for Christ's sake. Ma Chipman must've been on the hooch when she was pregnant with her sons.

LMFAO I forgot about that!

 

[Terra Pax]

You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.

Moviebob's commitment to the War Effort is as a sentient reserve of kerosine for the aftermath of the nuclear war. Once rendered, he could supply a city with sufficient lamp oil for some weeks I imagine.

 

[Adamska]

Additionally, I noted that Chris haplessly doxed himself on Twitter when he posted a picture of him Zooming with the family back in 2020. There was a pharmacy bag with his address on it in the shot for Christ's sake. Ma Chipman must've been on the hooch when she was pregnant with her sons.

But remember, it's not their fault that their shittastic OpSec allows us to know any of this. It's totally because we're evil, and not because Chris was a moron and Bob's mailing address proves he lives in Ma's basement again.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He is so assmad that we weren't wiped off the face of the Earth as promised.

Your address is not private information. Your idiot brother's address is not private information. We only know about the Lesser Brother's financial woes and how he got the house because his dumbass is the one that brought it up. We only know about the ails of of your niece and nephew because of the Lesser Brother's dumbass.

You don't have colleagues, Bob. Anyone who received death threats in the great autism war from 8 Goddamned years ago that you tards refuse to let go of were either Jace Connors levels of seriousness or out and out and proven lies.

It's not disinformation and/or slander, Bobbyboi, when we post your own words no matter how hateful, repugnant, or stupid they may be because they are YOUR words. You are the one who wanted covid, something even back then you claimed was an actual threat, to infect your political enemies. You are the one who said a McDonald's order for 4 people was a moderate sized meal. You are the one who called for Germany to invade Poland. You are the one picked a fight with a black, black rights activist by calling him a racist. You are the one who said, and still believe in, "no bad tactics". You are the one who was such a pestering creep that Lindsey Ellis had to publicly shame you. You did all this, not us.

Cope and sneed O Lord of Lynn as we approach page 5,000. None of this would have been possible without all your hard work.

Bob would most likely reply with "Get off the furniture, you not-a-person, you're too stupid to understand jokes, friendo!"
Ah, "It was just a JoKE, BrO!". The last refuge of a scoundrel.

Additionally, I noted that Chris haplessly doxed himself on Twitter when he posted a picture of him Zooming with the family back in 2020. There was a pharmacy bag with his address on it in the shot for Christ's sake. Ma Chipman must've been on the hooch when she was pregnant with her sons.

While it obviously wasn't bad enough for full fledged Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, obviously more than a glass of wine for dinner as she seems accustomed during holidays (from doxxy thanksgivings and christmas pics) does enough damage as we see in Chris AND Bob.

And from what I can gather, the evidence suggests that Ma Chipman finally smartened the F up and didn't drink near as much during her pregnancy with Bob and Chris' sister. I mean, she could be as politically exceptional as both of them, but she has enough goddamn brains to NOT sperg out about it all over facebrook/twitter/insta/whatever.