Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Sometimes, I have to wonder if Bob really believes his own lies about being a tough guy.
"I'm big and tall, and I'm the protagonist of reality. Clearly, I should win the fight because that's what heroes do!"

This is actually common with some types of autistic weaklings, which is why they start fights in school more than 'bullies'. They see cartoons or movies where the heroes win fights and even though they're physically weaker than their opponent, they assume they have a chance of winning. And when they get stomped into the dirt, they forget they started the fight and assume they were picked on for no reason.

A shame no one will ever challenge Bob to a fight, because he's so irrelevant at this point it's not even worth acknowledging him.
 
Sometimes, I have to wonder if Bob really believes his own lies about being a tough guy.
They absolutely do, and when their delusions bleed into real life, it always ends poorly for them. Either they go to punch someone and the other guy doesn't even flinch while they're scrambling away from imagined retaliation, or they're dumb enough to actually bring a knife to a gunfight.
 
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You don't know what "cold" is until Russia unleashes the nuclear winter.
I take some smug satisfaction in having early summer temperatures out in my corner of North America. Besides, it wasn't that cold in the Boston area. Somewhere in the low 50s when I checked and that is still pretty comfortable.
 
I take some smug satisfaction in having early summer temperatures out in my corner of North America. Besides, it wasn't that cold in the Boston area. Somewhere in the low 50s when I checked and that is still pretty comfortable.
Nuclear winter take: Bob isn't actually cold; his beetus is so ill-managed that his circulation is kaput and thus he feels colder than he should and is thus one step closer (LOL) to becoming the Footless Fuhrer.
 
Basement's aren't known for their warmth Bob...ask your Mom for permission to raise the thermostat...or are you worried that she'll raise your rent?
It is barely colder than the start of October should be in Blob's triple neck of the woods. What a whiny pre-amputee.

Edit: Goofed the comment because of TOR issues.
 
Sometimes, I have to wonder if Bob really believes his own lies about being a tough guy.
I believe that bob probably thinks he could handle his own in a fight, and that he is smarter than almost everyone else. But we see cracks shine through every once and a while and even his faux humility betrays some deep seeded doubt. No one who truly believes they are as smart and well rounded as bob would spend as much time as he does trying to find retards on twitter to dunk on. He endlessly scrolls and inserts himself into discourse that doesn't involve him, and while armchair psychology is a dime a dozen on here, I do think bob is profoundly insecure.
He is constantly trying to justify his stupid lot in life and juvenile world views in real time through dumb twitter slap fights. He assures people he "is not unaware." when he says factually wrong on things. His constant appeals to being Gen X harken back to a time where people were considered more raw and thick skinned.
The fact is he was an abrasive maladjusted geek, who made his lot in life that much worse by not putting down the twinkie and obsessing over mario. His bullies exasperated his anger problems and he doubled down on the idea that the only reason someone could hate him would be because he is smarter than them all. Then now in his 40s he clings to an era that was past its sell by date by the time he came of age.
 
You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.
Well after all, Bob's troon cousin probably wants to be an athlete, and Spaghettimonster forbid that cousin NOT compete against bio whamen! Plus all the troons he thirsts for online, so this becomes personal for him, because he has a personal stake on the situation.

Bob's probably desensitized to the whole nuclear war hype. Aside the fact that if it weren't for one Russian who DIDN'T have his head up his ass, we would have gotten nuked to shit due to a malfunction in the Russian detection system that "detected" a non-existent US ICBM nuke launch back in the 80s. Other than that, nothing happened. Cuban Missile Crisis wasn't during his lifetime.
 
I take some smug satisfaction in having early summer temperatures out in my corner of North America. Besides, it wasn't that cold in the Boston area. Somewhere in the low 50s when I checked and that is still pretty comfortable.
You'd think someone with that much blubber would feel insulated, especially against temperatures as mild as those.
 
Nuclear winter take: Bob isn't actually cold; his beetus is so ill-managed that his circulation is kaput and thus he feels colder than he should and is thus one step closer (LOL) to becoming the Footless Fuhrer.
The nerves will go out when the circulation in his extremities fail too, so Bobby will not feel cold in the feet even as they freeze off.

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Doxes are by definition not "disinformation", and whatever we archive came right out of your mouth, Eugenic Creep.

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We at KF all aspire to the condition of Elon Musk, trolling all the cows without really trolling.
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Another pair of trolls are spotted in Paris.
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"Do you hate cops just because of cops? Next time you're in trouble, call a crack leader." -- this is the message of Louisiana senator John Neely Kennedy.
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I keep forgetting non-Black people can never be victims.

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Believers believe.

Christian Walker is a "hateful piece of shit" because he says the blue hairs who go to pro-choice protests don't need to worry about abortion. He also laughs at women who think of "sex strikes".
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Here is something the press don't tell you: Democrats do kill Republicans for their politics alone, especially Republicans who are anti-abortion.
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But who care about anti-abortion ghouls? The best way to dissuade people from voting Red is to tell them they kill puppies, puppies!
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The source is Jezebel so I presume no one cares to read it.

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I agree. DeSantis should have bussed everyone to Martha's Vineyard.

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If whiteness leaded to early deaths why don't people think white people are oppressed?

After Italy, Brazil may be the next country to Make Herself Great Again.
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LibsOf Tiktok strikes again, and innumerable "trans kids" are killed because they will need to keep their balls or breasts.
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Normal thing happened to a bad person.
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"If men can go shirtless on Youtube," asks Fake Tits, "why can't I?"
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More about that poker game with a plastic woman called Robbi Jade Lew. Google her name if you want details.
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How ironic! (Censorship mine).

Bobby really loves this slut...
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...while people really don't like She-Woke.
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Nutters continue to dream of a way to get rid of Bad Panther; they only like black people who obey their masters.
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Bobby sure cares a lot about the reaction of non-people.
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As we are all familiar now, Bobby brushes his teeth with Kevin Feige's dick.
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Todd McFarlane promises the next thing to consoom.
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Ring of Abuse.
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Big burly Black person invites children to do "farties".
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More kiddie stuff
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Remember this nutjob? I almost don't.
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O'Connor is a Believer to this day, to that Jah thing.
(I don't mean this Jah though, who is awesome)

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Taylor Swift may be a STD-ridden show-and-tell town bicycle, but at least she isn't "garbage people"!

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"Do not interrupt the Grill Master."
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Mobile Suit Gundam on Planet Lesbos.
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Fist of the North Star on skateboard.
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In real life it is much less cool.
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The nerves will go out when the circulation in his extremities fail too, so Bobby will not feel cold in the feet even as they freeze off.

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Doxes are by definition not "disinformation", and whatever we archive came right out of your mouth, Eugenic Creep.

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We at KF all aspire to the condition of Elon Musk, trolling all the cows without really trolling.
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Another pair of trolls are spotted in Paris.
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"Do you hate cops just because of cops? Next time you're in trouble, call a crack leader." -- this is the message of Louisiana senator John Neely Kennedy.
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I keep forgetting non-Black people can never be victims.

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Believers believe.

Christian Walker is a "hateful piece of shit" because he says the blue hairs who go to pro-choice protests don't need to worry about abortion. He also laughs at women who think of "sex strikes".
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Here is something the press don't tell you: Democrats do kill Republicans for their politics alone, especially Republicans who are anti-abortion.
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But who care about anti-abortion ghouls? The best way to dissuade people from voting Red is to tell them they kill puppies, puppies!
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The source is Jezebel so I presume no one cares to read it.

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I agree. DeSantis should have bussed everyone to Martha's Vineyard.

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If whiteness leaded to early deaths why don't people think white people are oppressed?

After Italy, Brazil may be the next country to Make Herself Great Again.
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LibsOf Tiktok strikes again, and innumerable "trans kids" are killed because they will need to keep their balls or breasts.
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Normal thing happened to a bad person.
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"If men can go shirtless on Youtube," asks Fake Tits, "why can't I?"
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More about that poker game with a plastic woman called Robbi Jade Lew. Google her name if you want details.
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How ironic! (Censorship mine).

Bobby really loves this slut...
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...while people really don't like She-Woke.
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Nutters continue to dream of a way to get rid of Bad Panther; they only like black people who obey their masters.
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Bobby sure cares a lot about the reaction of non-people.
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As we are all familiar now, Bobby brushes his teeth with Kevin Feige's dick.
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Todd McFarlane promises the next thing to consoom.
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Ring of Abuse.
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Big burly Black person invites children to do "farties".
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More kiddie stuff
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Remember this nutjob? I almost don't.
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O'Connor is a Believer to this day, to that Jah thing.
(I don't mean this Jah though, who is awesome)

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Taylor Swift may be a STD-ridden show-and-tell town bicycle, but at least she isn't "garbage people"!

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"Do not interrupt the Grill Master."
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Mobile Suit Gundam on Planet Lesbos.
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Fist of the North Star on skateboard.
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In real life it is much less cool.
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OK for the uninitiated, that last bit with the teacher getting fired and Bob using the name of Shuki Levy in vain, Shuki Levy is a composer who did the music and themes for many, many cartoons and TV shows. Notable among them are Inspector Gadget, He-man and She-ra, Real Ghostbusters, and The Power Rangers. The "whoopie cushion sound" hearkens back to the theme of Bulk and Skull (Paul Schrier and Jason Narvy), the bumbling bullies from the first few seasons of Power Rangers. So I guess this teacher is Bulk in this context?

Awww, isn't it cute that Bob's current preferred dehumanization of the Not-A-Persons is to refer to them as one would refer to a disobedient pet (what with that 'Get down off the furniture, Friendo!' bullshit) 🤮


Also LOL at Bob's galaxy smoothbrained representation of "They're the Same Picture" which is Bob saying there's no difference between being a Marvel fan and an MCU fan. I'm assuming the guy he's replying to means Marvel = comics and MCU = Movies and that Bob isn't actually a Marvel comics fan. I personally see no evidence that Bob's done anything other than google and wiki to pretend to know what the comics were all about. I won't believe it unless Bob screenshots his entire extant comic collection that he's had since he was a child.
 
You gotta love Bob and his fears.

Bob: MAGA SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE IN POWER AND MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE TRANS IN SPORTS, MY GOD! This has to be stopped AT ALL COSTS.

Also, Bob: Meh - Nuclear conflict isn't really that big of a deal, and we need to show Russia what's up.
If America gets hit by nukes, that means Bob will finally be a superhero and he can exact his vengeance on the obsolete. So he's actually looking forward to it
 
Even though I've been following Bobby for two years and thousands of pages, I still can't get over how he can spend hours on end every day Tweeting away but basically saying nothing.
It's a curious paradox: the more he speaks, the less he says.
If America gets hit by nukes, that means Bob will finally be a superhero and he can exact his vengeance on the obsolete. So he's actually looking forward to it
"It's-a me, Super Mario Robert!"
"Do not interrupt the Grill Master."
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So now Bob is pretending to like anime, and in true Cinema Robert fashion, is only talking about the most mainstream of anime- in particular, the stuff he can fap to.
 
If America gets hit by nukes, that means Bob will finally be a superhero and he can exact his vengeance on the obsolete. So he's actually looking forward to it
That would require him to get up and move around for more than a handful of minutes and that's about as likely to happen as Lindsay Ellis getting back to him for a date.
 
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