Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

This take is so mind-numbingly crayon-eating it has activated my autism.

I am supposing that for this example, Bob is assuming a fish can talk and communicate with humans. If a fish isn't sentient/sapient, there is a question of whether or not it would know what 'water' is (as opposed to land/air), but let's assume for the moment that said fish IS sapient. If that's the case, then Bob is extremely exceptionally smooth-brained here. People are IN AIR, and we darn well know if the air changes (wind, bad smells, good smells, smoke, etc.) and if a fish asked a human, "How's the air up there?" the person would NOT reply with "What the FUCK is AIR?" Even if a fish ISN'T sapient, it would know darn well any changes in water (bad smells, good smells, prey smells, particulate chemicals that lead fish upstream, etc.) and would, even if it didn't have a word for the concept, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WATER AND AIR. The ONLY reason a fish would ask, "What the hell is WATER?" is if the fish had a different word for "water" and didn't know the human word for water.

This pseudo-intellectual bullshit about "fish don't know they're swimming IN FUCKING WATER" is about as smooth-galaxybrained as you can get. Thus it fucking fails as a metaphor for "people aren't aware of the culture they're in". Just because something is "default" (like, you know, a person BREATHING AIR), doesn't mean people don't know that you can't breathe without it or that you're unaware that it's there. Hell, there's been an awareness of it ever since people started fucking drowning in water.

BTW, I wonder if the TikTok disabled person has Tourette's Syndrome or something like epilepsy. That's the ONLY thing I can think of where someone might be offended and be all, "It goes against my beliefs for this person to be around me." (due to either constant swearing and potty mouth or seizure flailing that would make some people think it was something like Demonic Possession instead of a medical issue.) I can't think of any current religion where it's against the religion to be around people in like, wheelchairs, or blind, or whatever. And that's assuming this isn't a whole-ass Crippled Jussie Smollett situation.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Was that flute even confirmed to be genuine? I doubt any 200-year-old instrument polishes up that well after all that time in storage.

Unless every news outlet is lying, which is not an impossibility, yes the Library of Congress, with armed security from the Secret Service, did bring out James Madison's actual crystal flute for the fat ass to toot on for a few seconds while jiggling her ass.

Quote the Lizzo
"Bitch, I just twerked and played James Madison's crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight!"

I don't know how that's history making or even twerking but slay kween I guess.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Unless every news outlet is lying, which is not an impossibility, yes the Library of Congress, with armed security from the Secret Service, did bring out James Madison's actual crystal flute for the fat ass to toot on for a few seconds while jiggling her ass.

Quote the Lizzo
"Bitch, I just twerked and played James Madison's crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight!"

I don't know how that's history making or even twerking but slay kween I guess.

Those types of instruments get loaned out by all sorts of museums, I completely believe that some retard in this administration/Library of Congress/whoever would approve this shit. There was a guitar from 1870 that was loaned out for The Hateful 8 from the Martin Guitar Company's museum, and then they accidentally smashed it instead of the fake prop one.

James Madison didn't die for this.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think James Madison would have found it amusing.

Then ribbed his buddy Tom about how "hey, bet you wouldn't lie down with that fat negress."

 

[make_it_so]

The most simultaneously hilarious and infuriating thing about Northeastern progressives like Blobbo Retardo is that they actually believe this shit that their concrete urban bughives are what provides the red states food, water, and energy.

I'd say this Twitter Slav has more humanity and more inherent value than either Bob's spiteful, inbred-looking mongoloid ass or the people pathetic enough to be fans of him and his shit Twitter takes.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob once again tries to assert that he is gen-x and that it was all the others of his generation that he's totally a part of that were eating paint chips.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1575972188884439041

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I wish to point out that evolution has nothing to do with the claim that there were too few gen-x'ers being born nor with their forefathers letting them ingest lead. I guess it sounds smart to dipshits so let's roll with it.

 

[Positron]

Ghoul States are paying people to move in.


Russia just got Greater as it recouped some former territories.




Women who use Peter Thiel's dating app expect a man who wants kids, love to meet the girls parents, and be independent.

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Defending some nignog.



I don't know what Bobby's comment is about but it is indeed a very impressive feat.

The only thing I can compare it with was Issey Miyake's inauguration of his APOC line, in which a bunch of stage crew took a piece of plain-looking cloth, teased out the patterns within, and made dresses out of them right in front of the audience, much like how you build a model tank from kits.

 

[Flexo]

Then ribbed his buddy Tom about how "hey, bet you wouldn't lie down with that fat negress."

Just FYI because I hate how these memes get spread around and slowly let the left warp reality and their understanding of history...

But there's really no evidence that Thomas slept with any negress. The DNA evidence proved that the line had a connection to the Jefferson family - but the possible parentage of that line could be 1 of any 2 DOZEN possible male candidates in that family.

https://www.tjheritage.org/hemings

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56d77a9ad51cd4a272d514c0/t/62787e1effbd547a4786f848/1652063788489/Scholars+Commission+Report.pdf

It is my hope that our report will at minimum help to correct some of the mythology that has grown up around this issue in recent years. The ninety-two-percent margin by which the members of the Scholars Commission concluded that the allegation is probably false should at least give those otherwise inclined to accept the charge reason to pause, as should the fact that the leading scholars who embraced the argument that Thomas Jefferson fathered children by Sally Hemings prior to the release of our report have been unwilling to defend that position in public debate.​

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Clearly, the legend of Sally Hemings has experienced major setbacks since the start of the new millennium. Professor Gordon-Reed’s account has suffered from the disclosure that key historical evidence she relied upon was altered to materially change its meaning. The dilemma we encountered in trying to reconcile Professor Joseph Ellis’ distinguished reputation as a scholar with his misstatement that the DNA tests had proven the case against President Jefferson “beyond a reasonable doubt” became a bit easier for some when, two months after our report was released, the Boston Globe disclosed that Professor Ellis had a long history of telling falsehoods to his students, colleagues, and others.​

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Heh, imagine the kind of morons who think the government can control hurricanes!

Since I had trouble easily pulling up the many many leftoid fever dreams about Dick Cheney's Halliburton Hurricane Machine he used to hijack Katrina and drive it into New Orleans back in 2005, you'll have to settle for this 2015 conversation I did manage to find:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Heh, imagine the kind of morons who think the government can control hurricanes!

Since I had trouble easily pulling up the many many leftoid fever dreams about Dick Cheney's Halliburton Hurricane Machine he used to hijack Katrina and drive it into New Orleans back in 2005, you'll have to settle for this 2015 conversation I did manage to find:
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Technically, the government did conduct weather control experiments on hurricanes. It was called Project Stormfury, and it involved seeding hurricanes with silver iodide to disrupt the hurricane's structure, thus causing it to go through its life cycle faster, hopefully before it could hit land. The experiment did not accomplish its original goal, but it did provide information about how hurricanes worked.

 

[The tired cat]

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Oh ye, you totally know what you're doing aka the same shit the US government always does. Fuck shit up in a country, act like they own the goddamn planet and how everyone should do what they say.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob once again tries to assert that he is gen-x and that it was all the others of his generation that he's totally a part of that were eating paint chips.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1575972188884439041

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I wish to point out that evolution has nothing to do with the claim that there were too few gen-x'ers being born nor with their forefathers letting them ingest lead. I guess it sounds smart to dipshits so let's roll with it.

Cripes almighty. What is this smooth-brained bullshit? It's BOOMERS, not Gen-X, who were gnawing lead paint chips from off their cribs and shit. Leaded Gasoline did persist until the 80s, this is true, but by the time I was around the cars in our driveway took Unleaded, and so did most people's in the area.

I guess Bob never learned that the generation after the "Baby Boom" was called the "Baby Boom Echo". While there weren't near as many crotch goblins spawned as in the postwar Baby Boom, there still were a lot of them.

Bob doesn't understand also, that the reason Boomers are still in power, as opposed to Gen-X, is because people are living longer, and thus Boomers are living long enough to lead and do shit right into their 70s. Hell, the youngest Technical Boomers are 58. With age comes experience and wisdom (well, most of the time - there's no fool like an Old Fool). Gen-X is barely into that stage on the high end, and not so much on the other end. Bob is NOT a Gen-Xer, though; he's a fucking Millenial in Denial.

Also what the fuck is Bob's disability regarding his obsession with Republicans/not-a-Persons possessing the features of "Barney Rubble"?

"Barney Rubble head"?! What the FUCK are you on about, Bob?! Does Bob even remember what Barney Rubble LOOKS like?! DeSantis in NO fucking way has a head even remotely resembling Barney Rubble's. I see no features on DeSantis that would be even remotely indicative of chronic Lead poisoning. (Also Bob, Protip: BARNEY RUBBLE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. HE DOES NOT REALS, JUST LIKE TWITTER. THEREFORE COMPARISON TO REAL LIFE INDIVIDUALS IS EXCEPTIONALLY GALAXY-SMOOTHBRAINED!)

Also, lead poisoning has nothing to do with political alignment. There's kids with severe lead poisoning who are destined to vote Democrat until long after they die. In blek neighborhoods. But Bob's all "Hurr hurr lead poisoning causes stupidity which causes Evil which causes Republicans, I am Very Smart, Friendo!" like the crayon-eating, paste consooming, blue curtain analyzing sped he is.

 

[The tired cat]

Russia just got Greater as it recouped some former territories.
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I mean, then what does it say about America who pulls similar shit? Or is that all fine when Biden, Obama, Bush, and Bill say so? Heck, let's go further with this little retardation, anyone with an IQ above 75 aka not Bob or his followers could easily point out how this little stunt will backfire for Russia in an economical stance, in fact in Russia several bloggers who hate the Ukraine government have pointed out how in reality Russian gov never gave a piss for Donetsk, Lugansk and would have happily given them away to Ukraine (cause they really don't want or need them) if the later have followed up with the Minsk treaty, allowing for those place to function on an automaton level while still being part of Ukraine. The only reason this annexation happened, is because Russia realized they're kinda stuck with these places AND cannot really back away even if they wanted.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Remember during 2020 when we didn't have a Marvel product the whole year because of the pandemic? Marvel should repeat that, but this time on purpose. It's clear the whole "pump out something every financial quarter" strategy has led to creative stagnation and made their output mediocre at best. Really make your next release special, save only your best ideas for it.

Bob would pitch a huge fit about it, but I think it might be good for him. Being cut off from the constant stimulation of new CGI explosion effects and quippy dialogue long enough could help part of his brain grow back.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I just realized, the whole time the farms were down I didn’t hear about the psycho cunt once.

A lot of the folks I follow on twitter would be the same folks he’s always moaning about and quipping at and yet there wasn’t a single instance of him being mentioned there in the 10 days or so we were down.

Dude really really doesn’t matter at all. He’s just so….inconsequential.

And yet I can’t look away. More fool me I suppose.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I just realized, the whole time the farms were down I didn’t hear about the psycho cunt once.

A lot of the folks I follow on twitter would be the same folks he’s always moaning about and quipping at and yet there wasn’t a single instance of him being mentioned there in the 10 days or so we were down.

Dude really really doesn’t matter at all. He’s just so….inconsequential.

And yet I can’t look away. More fool me I suppose.

He'd be absolutely nobody if he didn't occasionally say very cunty and/or very stupid things. He'd be another forgotten TGWTG orbiter. Being a dumb cunt is all he has left.

 

[BubbleButt]

Like our dear feeder said:

"In a world where you can be anything, why not be kind?"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Remember during 2020 when we didn't have a Marvel product the whole year because of the pandemic? Marvel should repeat that, but this time on purpose. It's clear the whole "pump out something every financial quarter" strategy has led to creative stagnation and made their output mediocre at best. Really make your next release special, save only your best ideas for it.

Bob would pitch a huge fit about it, but I think it might be good for him. Being cut off from the constant stimulation of new CGI explosion effects and quippy dialogue long enough could help part of his brain grow back.

Bruh, they've got shows to stream to own the chuds. This media train has no brakes and your calls for this "quality" might as well be more coal being shoveled into the boiler.

I just realized, the whole time the farms were down I didn’t hear about the psycho cunt once.

A lot of the folks I follow on twitter would be the same folks he’s always moaning about and quipping at and yet there wasn’t a single instance of him being mentioned there in the 10 days or so we were down.

Dude really really doesn’t matter at all. He’s just so….inconsequential.

And yet I can’t look away. More fool me I suppose.

It's always struck me just how insignificant and utterly impotent Bob is. Even when he openly calls for his followers to brigade someone who's made him mad it is almost always ineffective. He is fascinating to me to watch and behold. It's further compounded by the fact that there's no obvious reason for him to be this way. He wasn't diddled. He wasn't beaten. He didn't grow up in a crack shack or around heavy drug use. He seems autistic but we have no proof of that. His dad, at worst by Bob's own account, didn't like him wasting his time with his shitty youtube videos but still let him do it. He's not even constantly drunk or medicated. He's just a spoiled brat who thinks he's hot shit because he still has a checkmark on the twiiter dot com. He is a train wreck of a man who had nothing wrong with his tracks and still willfully derailed himself just by being an egotistical dumbass.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

It's always struck me just how insignificant and utterly impotent Bob is. Even when he openly calls for his followers to brigade someone who's made him mad it is almost always ineffective. He is fascinating to me to watch and behold. It's further compounded by the fact that there's no obvious reason for him to be this way. He wasn't diddled. He wasn't beaten. He didn't grow up in a crack shack or around heavy drug use. He seems autistic but we have no proof of that. His dad, at worst by Bob's own account, didn't like him wasting his time with his shitty youtube videos but still let him do it. He's not even constantly drunk or medicated. He's just a spoiled brat who thinks he's hot shit because he still has a checkmark on the twiiter dot com. He is a train wreck of a man who had nothing wrong with his tracks and still willfully derailed himself just by being an egotistical dumbass.

There definitely is something wrong with him mentally. No normal human being acts the way he does. Egomaniacs are a dime a dozen on here, but Bob always stands out because of just how retarded and out this world the things he says are.

 

[NaviSpider]

There definitely is something wrong with him mentally. No normal human being acts the way he does. Egomaniacs are a dime a dozen on here, but Bob always stands out because of just how retarded and out this world the things he says are.

He's a man who has never let go of being bullied in school. He says he was picked on for being smart, pretty standard self-justification (even if hilariously untrue in Bob's case). Now every time he receives pushback, or sees something he doesn't like, or even gets made fun of, he reverts to that same mentality; "These people are bullies, and they're doing x because they're jealous that I'm so y". And because his enemies are all those mean, jealous bullies from school he is free to despise them in any way he can.

It explains his insistence that stupidity is evil and intelligence is good. Dumb people bully the smart (which is what he told himself to get through those daily wedgies), dumb people are bad, ergo smart people are good. As Bob is smart, anybody who disagrees with him is dumb and therefore evil.

To still be so damaged from events that happened nearly 30 years ago in school is honestly quite sad. He's never grown up, or grown out of that childs mentality. Bob is a pitiful creature. But one that has had 30 years to improve and wasted every opportunity. While he has clear issues, his ego will never let him admit that he needs to improve and do better himself. That's how we get this smug, condescending crayon-eating piece of shit who is still obsessed with Mario.