Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Actual Manchild Bobby LeBlob

Him making four separate videos to shit on the first Sonic movie when it came out and did well was hilariously pathetic, and he’s still pissed about it now while complaining about a box cover for the movie.

I can’t wait to see him be made about the Mario trailer.
 
@Positron (and in no fucking way is this post in any sort of chronological order) I'm guessing the "burn" after listening to the clip, was directed at Faye Dunaway, because Fonda told the director she didn't think she could play this, and hire Faye Dunaway instead. I think this is seen as a jab at Dunaway's "typecasting" through her career as cold and calculating characters (like say as Joan Crawford in Mommy Dearest), so technically she'd fit in with the 'hardness' Fonda saw in IRL hookers. Not sure how this is a "burn", though. Jane Fonda knows what she's talking about. The crayon-eater Bob's replying to is just as vapid and smoothbrained as Bob.


One of the things Bob and the other crybabies ironically crying about the removal/cancellation of some things, was something called "Final Space". I'd never even heard of it. I do know a place I could find and watch it, though, and I saw part of the first episode. I was not impressed. It was like if they made a cartoon about Zap Brannigan about 20 years younger from Futurama, but Star Trek Lower Decks plus Rick and Morty plus Futurama. IMO it was really, REALLY fucking dumb, even for a "parody" if that's what it was. The main character is a narcissistic asshole who KO'ed a pilot in a restroom and stole his uniform to impress a girl, failed, and tried to 'fake it til he makes it' but ended up blowing up a bunch of spacecraft in a burst of friendly fire because he had no idea what he was doing, so now he's incarcerated on a vessel all while insisting he's a 'captain'. The premise is ridiculous and I therefore don't give a shit that it was "cancelled" for tax writeoffs. If I wanted to watch narcissistic assholes being narcissistic assholes, I'd watch G1 Transformers ffs - at least it's better written.

Chess ragequit was based on the fact that the guy moved his pawn 2 spaces up right after the other guy had done the same, in such a way as the opponent could immediately take that pawn en passant (a special move with a pawn that can only be done on the turn immediately after the opponent's pawn makes a 2-square advance). It was a thoughtless rookie smoothbrained mistake and Magnus Carlsen knew it.
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I guess Bobby the Smoothbrained Lard of Lynn never learned how to Chess, let alone 3-D or 4-D chess :P

Bob fait une pisse pauvre faux français.

Also, Bob doesn't understand proper wagyu "Kobe" beef. The reason it is the way it is, is because the cows are pampered, like holy shit. These fucking cows get massages. The perfect marbling that results from how the cows are raised makes it exceptionally tender and flavorful. Bob wants to do it up in CORNDOG BATTER? The amount of fat in a cut of wagyu "kobe" beef would make that a ridiculously stupid idea that is IN NO WAY on the level of "Gold Leaf Chicken". Oh well, I guess I can expect such cow's backside-palate buffoonery from a doofus who thinks "Southern Marinade Hack Mt. Don't Chicken" is high level cooking.

It's pretty mind-boggling that Bob doesn't understand narcissistic psychopaths in power re: the whole "whinnie the pooh Xi" thing. Psychopaths cannot tolerate being mocked. Xi isn't pretending SHIT, Bob. He's actually that fucked in the head. Figures Bob can't comprehend dictators and their paranoid, hamfisted delusions. Bob would probably lick Xi's boots and like it if Xi got rid of the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash for him.

I'd love to find out who was letting Bob into "Meetings" where "Should we or should we not release this shit in Black & White" was a topic.

Bob sperging over a checkerbox pattern on the fucking DVD box of the Sanic movie is some pants-shitting, blue curtain nonsense. Is Bob so exceptional that he can't figure out that a checkerbox pattern like that is like a checkered flag at a RACETRACK? BECAUSE HEDGEHOG GO ZOOM? Even if the motif didn't exist in either movie, I can understand why it would be a stylistic aesthetic choice for a goddamn DVD case.
 
Bobby is mad at literally everything about Sonic, down to the Blu-Ray package design.
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Man it'd be a shame if someone who knew way too much about old Sega games was around. Oh wait.

Okay so here's the thing this is Sonic 2's box art
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So immediately, you know it's referring to this box art. But here's the thing. On one hand this is, as I seem to recall, and the best some quick googling can tell me, a unique background pattern. But where did my memory get confused?

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That's a weird thing to have done before we knew this game was actually gonna be a hit, I wonder why they

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Wait a second. Is that checkerboard motif, just something Sega had done for a long time. Particularly around when Sonic 2 was coming out...

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And even more so. You do in fact see the checkerboard loops in the first movie. When he's in his world. So he's wrong on quite a few fucking fronts.

Also props to @Positron for doing the twitter dumps. Making an image heavy post was goddamn cancer...
 

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The Farms is back, and in our absence Bobby has still been an ugly tard with shit takes.

I can’t wait to see him be made about the Mario trailer.
Bob find ways to say it looks brilliant - just like he constantly finds ways to say that the trailers for whatever the latest Marvel product is mindblowing and "this is going to be the greatest film since the last Marvel film!"

Remember, in Bobby's own words, Mario is his friend. He's not going say anything negative about the one friend he has in life.
 
The Farms is back, and in our absence Bobby has still been an ugly tard with shit takes.


Bob find ways to say it looks brilliant - just like he constantly finds ways to say that the trailers for whatever the latest Marvel product is mindblowing and "this is going to be the greatest film since the last Marvel film!"

Remember, in Bobby's own words, Mario is his friend. He's not going say anything negative about the one friend he has in life.
I wonder if Bob will forgive Chris Pratt for voicing Mario if he takes Mario back to his Brooklyn NY roots voice-wise.
 
One of the things Bob and the other crybabies ironically crying about the removal/cancellation of some things, was something called "Final Space". I'd never even heard of it. I do know a place I could find and watch it, though, and I saw part of the first episode. I was not impressed. It was like if they made a cartoon about Zap Brannigan about 20 years younger from Futurama, but Star Trek Lower Decks plus Rick and Morty plus Futurama. IMO it was really, REALLY fucking dumb, even for a "parody" if that's what it was. The main character is a narcissistic asshole who KO'ed a pilot in a restroom and stole his uniform to impress a girl, failed, and tried to 'fake it til he makes it' but ended up blowing up a bunch of spacecraft in a burst of friendly fire because he had no idea what he was doing, so now he's incarcerated on a vessel all while insisting he's a 'captain'. The premise is ridiculous and I therefore don't give a shit that it was "cancelled" for tax writeoffs. If I wanted to watch narcissistic assholes being narcissistic assholes, I'd watch G1 Transformers ffs - at least it's better written.
I'm going to disagree with Final Space, what you described was basically the show's pilot episode. Which wasn't well received, even by the fans when it 1s came out, the show pretty much picks up down the line and has rather better writing than say Rick&Morty or Futurama, as it well has actual plot stuff happening and isn't just "Lulz, we be random"
 
Seconding on defense of Final Space. The show unfairly got labeled a “Rick and Morty” clone when it is definitely not that. Had a really interesting story, the characters were but entertaining and complex, and it did a lot of cool stuff with its premise. Pirate the shit out it and share it as much as you can.

Also, getting full context and backstory for the main character helps a lot in understanding why he’s the way he is in the pilot, along with realizing he’s been completely isolated from other living beings for 5 years.
 
I guess Bobby the Smoothbrained Lard of Lynn never learned how to Chess, let alone 3-D or 4-D chess :P
Oh Bob's already proven he has no idea how chess works (With commentary, without it). And he doesn't understand how to chroma key.

I wonder if Bob will forgive Chris Pratt for voicing Mario if he takes Mario back to his Brooklyn NY roots voice-wise.
If the movie makes the Brooklyn origin story canon, Bob will declare it the greatest thing ever no matter how shit it is.
 
Man it'd be a shame if someone who knew way too much about old Sega games was around. Oh wait.

Okay so here's the thing this is Sonic 2's box art
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So immediately, you know it's referring to this box art. But here's the thing. On one hand this is, as I seem to recall, and the best some quick googling can tell me, a unique background pattern. But where did my memory get confused?

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That's a weird thing to have done before we knew this game was actually gonna be a hit, I wonder why they

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Wait a second. Is that checkerboard motif, just something Sega had done for a long time. Particularly around when Sonic 2 was coming out...

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Wonder...

And even more so. You do in fact see the checkerboard loops in the first movie. When he's in his world. So he's wrong on quite a few fucking fronts.

Also props to @Positron for doing the twitter dumps. Making an image heavy post was goddamn cancer...
I'm not even sure what he's criticizing, whether he means there's no reason for it to be on the packaging of the movie or if there's no reason for it to be in the games.

If he means there's no practical reason for it to be on the movie cover because it isn't in the movie, then yeah, probably. That's just a nostalgia reference thing, anyone who's familiar with the games will be familiar with it.

For the games, my totally uneducated assumption is that because there's a lot of quick moving layers/parallax scrolling involved, that they used checkers on surfaces because they help give a sense of depth based upon checker size and it's a clever way to help contrast important foreground objects vs. background objects at a glance even when things are zipping past. It wasn't just on the covers, it was in the games themselves too, which is what the cover is referencing.

I think it's really clever design choice personally. Then again I prefer the old sonic games to Mario and Nintendo shit, so maybe I'm biased.
 
Man it'd be a shame if someone who knew way too much about old Sega games was around. Oh wait.

Okay so here's the thing this is Sonic 2's box art
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So immediately, you know it's referring to this box art. But here's the thing. On one hand this is, as I seem to recall, and the best some quick googling can tell me, a unique background pattern. But where did my memory get confused?

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That's a weird thing to have done before we knew this game was actually gonna be a hit, I wonder why they

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Wait a second. Is that checkerboard motif, just something Sega had done for a long time. Particularly around when Sonic 2 was coming out...

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Fucking
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Wonder...

And even more so. You do in fact see the checkerboard loops in the first movie. When he's in his world. So he's wrong on quite a few fucking fronts.

Also props to @Positron for doing the twitter dumps. Making an image heavy post was goddamn cancer...
I don't understand how you're confusing a grid and a checkered pattern. One has alternating colors, the other does not. You're writing your post like Sega ever used a checkerboard pattern in any other game and I can't tell if it's sarcasm. I hope to god it's sarcasm somehow. It's unique to that box and ONLY that box. The evidence is even in your own post, which you seemingly never looked at.
 
I'm going to disagree with Final Space, what you described was basically the show's pilot episode. Which wasn't well received, even by the fans when it 1s came out, the show pretty much picks up down the line and has rather better writing than say Rick&Morty or Futurama, as it well has actual plot stuff happening and isn't just "Lulz, we be random"

Seconding on defense of Final Space. The show unfairly got labeled a “Rick and Morty” clone when it is definitely not that. Had a really interesting story, the characters were but entertaining and complex, and it did a lot of cool stuff with its premise. Pirate the shit out it and share it as much as you can.

Also, getting full context and backstory for the main character helps a lot in understanding why he’s the way he is in the pilot, along with realizing he’s been completely isolated from other living beings for 5 years.
well I only got through like half the episode, so maybe I prematurely judged it harshly. I'm so used to shows of that character design style being garbage.
 
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*checks* Yes! My post asking for votes to continue listening to the podcast got nuked! My plan worked I mean such a shame all this happened to the KiwiFarms that now I'll never have to listen to another chipman bros tangent unless someone reminded this board of it...

Oh Bob's already proven he has no idea how chess works (With commentary, without it). And he doesn't understand how to chroma key.
Awww... disappointed you didn't link to my analysis of his game. ;)
 
*checks* Yes! My post asking for votes to continue listening to the podcast got nuked! My plan worked I mean such a shame all this happened to the KiwiFarms that now I'll never have to listen to another chipman bros tangent unless someone reminded this board of it...


Awww... disappointed you didn't link to my analysis of his game. ;)
Bob would no doubt claim the chess pieces are fictional characters, and so is Game Overthinker and Game Ultrathinker, therefore it doesn't matter that they don't play chess properly. Because fantasy or some shit like that, and the only thing that matters is [The Critical Drinker] THE MESSAGE [/The Critical Drinker].

BTW Bob referencing the 64-pack Crayola in regards to the multicolored Hulks is par for the course for a crayon-eater like himself.
 
I don't understand how you're confusing a grid and a checkered pattern. One has alternating colors, the other does not. You're writing your post like Sega ever used a checkerboard pattern in any other game and I can't tell if it's sarcasm. I hope to god it's sarcasm somehow. It's unique to that box and ONLY that box. The evidence is even in your own post, which you seemingly never looked at.
Man, finally found Bob's account
 
We're just a few days into this prediction but we already need to check the timeline on it: Hulk/Wolverine 2024 movie with Hugh Jackman will be announced at SDCC -> Hulk/Wolverine 2024 movie with Hugh Jackman will still be announced in the future -> (Red?) Hulk/Wolverine 2024 not featuring Hugh Jackman or William Hurt (who they "dodged a bullet" thanks to his dying even though he had been in four Marvel movies since being accused of rape, violence and stuff) might be a scene in Thunderbolts -> ?

Like iPhones, Hulk now comes in many exciting colors!
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And now we have a new update to Bob's prediction: Clayton Cortez (Weapon-H) who is half-Hulk/half-Wolverine will show up in the next Captain America movie to celebrate the 50th anniversary!

Meanwhile, Hugh Jackman will star as Wolverine in Deadpool 3, which is scheduled for 2024.

As Bobby predicted, WB-Discovery will be up for merger.
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Bob thinks Comcast would only want to buy DC Comics from WBD (merely to please The Rock) or possibly want everything but DC while making WBD "unload" the entire DC IP to a video game conglomerate that probably can't afford it and definitely couldn't do anything with it? This theory is in a single tweet.
 
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I have to laugh at Bob crowing about how House of the Dragon is doing gangbusters as if the Youtubers he h8s have been pissing on it.

But the thing is, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN. Youtubers that Bob doesn't like and doesn't agree with politically, have ALL been not only saying how great House of the Dragon is, but saying it is WAY better than LOTR RiP. While Bob's been simping for LOTR RiP, and now he's being smug about something his Youtube enemies actually like, I wonder how long it will take for Bob to backtrack on how great House of the Dragon is, because of the juxtaposition of the success of HotD with LoTR RiP's lacklustre performance would surely get a hair up the collective ass of Bob's senpais, and Bob will have to completely do a 180 and deny ever saying HoTD was any good. Kinda like he did with one of them DCEU movies? Truly, he is the Kwisatz Tarderach.
 
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SJW Daylight Warrior -- is he TeamImpossible? -- bites back at Bobby and MOS.
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Ugly women have no rights to write about beautiful women, because they don't have the "lived experience".
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Some people hated Barney the Dinosaur. What a fascinating subject for a documentary. But hey! Bill Nye is there to scientifically prove that Barney is the happiest color in the world!
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In other words, Barney hatedom was the dress rehearsal of G*m*rg**e.


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Walmart gets Minecrafted.
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Even more trash.
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That particular she can just sit on the tombstone and crush a passageway to Mushroom Kingdom.

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You don't need to know of the existence of any particular historical relic to understand that something of historical significance is not to be desecrated by a hippo.


In Kiwiland Newspeak, "transparency" means "censorship".
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Says the man who always judge conservative politicians and wrongthinkers by their looks.

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Bobby imagines a sex tape featuring MTG.
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