Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well I'm apparently double posting because TOR won't let me edit the old one.

For those who wanted it, you can now listen to Bob.exe stop working as his brother drops the Pinoccho paradox on him. I guess he couldn't get those paradox absorbing crumple zones installed.

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Bob's brother sounds so normal and affable. He's also capable of a basic level of reasoning. What the fuck happened with Bob?
 
Poor chocolate donuts, they don't even know they have been oppressed by white people! (Our A&N thread)
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Having convinced that people who discriminate against donuts are just the same old trumpsuckers, Bobby happily tucks into another box of dozen.
HOW!?! HOW DID HE SEE THIS?!? Someone just putting "moviebob" into a tweet will not make it pop up on his timeline or in his notifications. Someone either saw this and tattled to him, he got mad at him and did a search of his name from this guy after he pissed Bob off, or his google alerts alerted him to it. The last two would not pop up on his ttimeline.
Finally some great news. the coding industry gets two shots in the arm.
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lol so magnanimous of him. I'm pressing X to doubt that he had any friends, associates, OR foes there, only strangers. Fun fact! That angry bull dyke that foreshadowed G4's end was NOT one of the ones yeeted and she gloated about it.
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Well I'm apparently double posting because TOR won't let me edit the old one.

For those who wanted it, you can now listen to Bob.exe stop working as his brother drops the Pinoccho paradox on him. I guess he couldn't get those paradox absorbing crumple zones installed.

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It never gets old to me to hear Bob crunch his peanutbrain on the most simplistic of logical paradoxes, while also trying to pretend he's totally smart and gets it, as his brother is spoonfeeding him every little step. Bonus points for bringing up Schrödinger's cat for no real reason whatsoever, except to illustrate they both have no clue about what it's about. They know it's about a cat in a box that might be dead but any kind of context or actual reasoning behind it goes way over their heads. This is what Bob is like when he doesn't have wikipedia ready to go.

To me this and his crimes against food are the best kinds of Bob content!
 
Chris is an idiot too. There is nothing in common between Schrodinger's Cat and the Liar Paradox.
The time frame -- which Bobby thinks is the way out of the paradox -- is irrelevant. If Pinocchio says "My nose will grow within the next 10 minutes" and then keep his mouth shut in the meantime, the paradox still stands.
I'd love to see how these two chowderheads work out the Surprise Exam Paradox, which unlike the Liar Paradox does have a solution.

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Bobby continues to neg us.
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Bobby supports bulky bald men taking up the woman identity and barging into women spaces, especially if they are Democrat.
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A balding man is jealous of other men's manbuns.
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(Archive of CNBC article)

DeSantis sent 50 illegals to the heartland of American Elite.
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No one in Martha's Vineyard has offered the illegals a place to stay; all they gave are food and clothes (those clothing items may cost more than my home, but still). It is so easy to be a superhero nowadays.

Bobby is confidant that the next generation will be Blue all over.
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Someone doesn't like dogs very much and would prefer it if more people would raise children. Bobby worries that such people are returning to monkeys.
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InfraHaz and Fox G. Green actually go outside to fight fascists, unlike a certain keyboard warrior in his mom's basement.
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Fox G. Green mistakes Gerald Nellson as a MovieBob alt.
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(Archived). What LaborwaveCCCP (Twitter for iPhone) says is obviously untrue. Compare the prices of a drive-by versus a sit-down restaurant, and you can immediately see how service workers add value.

Pizza Hut Indonesia uses off-brand MCU characters. They add value too.
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Before you know, Zack Snyder has become a spiritual leader of Objectivists. While Bobby thinks Ayn Rand had a stab at becoming the female Stanisław Lem.
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DC writers writer what they know.
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Pajeet "game journo" wakes up to the smell of fresh coding books.
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It warms Bobby's foul lecherous heart when children are "invited" to a life of consoomerism.
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Does this monstrous mong even know who Proust was? Yes he recommended Proust in his "Building a Better Gamer" video.
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Chris is an idiot too. There is nothing in common between Schrodinger's Cat and the Liar Paradox.
The time frame -- which Bobby thinks is the way out of the paradox -- is irrelevant. If Pinocchio says "My nose will grow within the next 10 minutes" and then keep his mouth shut in the meantime, the paradox still stands.
I'd love to see how these two chowderheads work out the Surprise Exam Paradox, which unlike the Liar Paradox does have a solution.
What makes it even funnier is that this ENTIRE thing, was on an episode of Star Trek. The original series in fact, which Bob himself has come out in favor of as superior to TNG.

This was even parodied in that documentary Futurama which Bob has referenced (the show at least) also brings this up.
 
It warms Bobby's foul lecherous heart when children are "invited" to a life of consoomerism.
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This tard literally says "I don't know if it's "good" (good in quotes because who can really say what is "good" really?) nor do I care. I'm happy that kids too young know quality are given shovelware." What retail job did he work? Didn't he work at a blockbuster? Was the retail job the one that he left/got fired from and his reasoning was the owner was a Christian and hated his take down of The Passion of the Christ?
DeSantis sent 50 illegals to the heartland of American Elite.
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No one in Martha's Vineyard has offered the illegals a place to stay; all they gave are food and clothes (those clothing items may cost more than my home, but still). It is so easy to be a superhero nowadays.
A few things:

This is what these open border faggots wanted. "NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL!" They scream just as long said humans are a comfy 1,000 miles away and ruining someone else's life. They will quote the plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!


like it's actual legal doctrine or part of The Constitution just as long as those huddled masses remain in the ghettos or the states they don't live. Fuck them.

These same bourgeoise bitches are now eating each other alive. Here's fun thread to read through from a guy in a Martha's Vineyard facebook group.
It's pretty long so I'm not gonna clip the entire thing to post here but I will post some of screen shots the guy took as a highlight.
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This one. This one in particular. "They sent poor people to a place that's really expensive to live!" I have no idea if Carole is serious but I'm going to assume she is because she reads like a facebook boomer. That's the goddamned point you dumb cunt. Texas does not want these people who just walked across the border. These affluent faggots virtue signal about how they just looooooooooove migrants. These affluent faggots have money. They can afford the social services that they want someone else to foot the bill for. They can take have them. Fuck these people. Now to address how she implies that it would be better to have all the poor people live with the rest of the other poor people instead of the well off people in their private resort. It doesn't matter if they're with rich or poor people because these people HAVE NO MONEY! Shoving them into the ghettos because now you're putting an unbearable burden on the already down trodden. Putting them with libshit rich cunts mean said libshit rich cunts now both have to put their money where their mouth is and now have to look at dirty brown people that they fled to an island to avoid. It's fucking embarrassing and infuriating watching these jackasses tumble around in their mental gymnastics in a vain attempt to not eat crow.

"At least they will be treated with kindness on island. *crying emoticon*"

lol now feed and house them, retard.


Bob acting like Desantis and Abbot calling the bluff of these people who have for years called anyone who just says "we really need to get a hand on immigration" a racist, xenophobe, bigot who should not have a place or say in this year of current is somehow a good and charitable look is a lot of cope. Here's to hoping the next line of busses lands themselves in Revere and Bob gets to extol the wonders of cultural enrichment to his niece and nephew while thanking the God he doesn't believe in that they're too young to fully question why they can't go outside anymore. Just think of the food trucks the migrants will bring!
 
I refuse to believe Bob is not aware of a fast food chain. Hell, I'm aware of it even though up in Leafland we've only got Carl's Jr. (There's a chain called "Harvey's" up here, I guess they got prior art for the country.)
Patagonia is so Believer; every Thinker should wear this.
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Took a while for the image to load so I was going off a thumbnail I couldn't read.

Genuinely thought he was shilling for a Minecraft Youtube channel that released some Marvel themed merch.

I'd love to see how these two chowderheads work out the Surprise Exam Paradox, which unlike the Liar Paradox does have a solution.
My favorite "solution" to that paradox is that because the student has convinced himself that the exam cannot happen, any exam which happens is intrinsically a surprise. Still, I like this idea of just taking the first conclusion the student reaches and beating it to death with a logic stick.
 
I refuse to believe Bob is not aware of a fast food chain. Hell, I'm aware of it even though up in Leafland we've only got Carl's Jr. (There's a chain called "Harvey's" up here, I guess they got prior art for the country.)
The dude can't even google right.

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Yeah, fatass. There's not only still hardees, there's 1,815 of them!
 
Took a while for the image to load so I was going off a thumbnail I couldn't read.

Genuinely thought he was shilling for a Minecraft Youtube channel that released some Marvel themed merch.
He wouldn't do that, he hates Minecraft. One, for being in first person and thereby evil. And two, for requiring the player to be creative and come up with their own fun, which he's not smart enough to do.
 
lmao what fresh hell is this?!
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When I open the pic in a new tab it doesn't link to the original image.
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It's not all quotes from Posi's posts
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I was so confused when I first saw it in quote. I thought Bob had created another culinary abomination. I laughed ridiculously hard when I realized that the site was just being tarded but I instantly accepted this as something Bob did. I do know of this vegan ginger woman and I have no idea why her one screen cap is popping up as images on current posts. As far as site hiccups go this is probably the funniest I've seen.
 
Bob's habit of writing words in allcaps FOR EMPHASIS makes him look like an exuberant kid who thinks he can make things sound more important by yelling. It's a good indicator of his mental age, if embarrassing for his real one and the wise critic persona he tries and fails to project. What I don't get is why he does it for the titles of books and films. He already puts them in quotation marks, so why go to the effort of sounding even more like an excitable mongoloid? Is it some childhood trauma tied to the Star Wars opening crawl?
 
lmao what fresh hell is this?!
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It is likely a glitch. KF has always acted funny with quoted images.


Fentanyl is in the news again. Bobby thinks Fentanyl is only used by Trumpsuckers in "Garbage States"
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Ken Paxton's announcement.

Bobby insinuates that he is from the Tough Street again?
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Not all opioids are created equal. Henry Dorsett may be interested in WHO's Analgesic Ladder.

About Abbott and DeSantis's plan to encourage upward mobility of immigrants.
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(Archive of Miami Herald article)

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Captain Israel is a Mossad agent. This will be fun (Variety article)
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Zack Snyder's fans are masturbating again.
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The Tranny's Joker.
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Cartoon.
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Bob's brother sounds so normal and affable. He's also capable of a basic level of reasoning. What the fuck happened with Bob?
my guess is that Mama Chipman was more of a boozehound during Bob's time in utero than with Chris.

and that's to mention nothing of Papa Chipman's pickled swimmers.
 
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Well I'm apparently double posting because TOR won't let me edit the old one.

For those who wanted it, you can now listen to Bob.exe stop working as his brother drops the Pinoccho paradox on him. I guess he couldn't get those paradox absorbing crumple zones installed.

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Bob seems to be operating here on the theory that "paradox" means "puzzle" and so there must be a solution even if he has to add unstated conditions to it. I like that he assumes engineers must recognize not that it's unsolvable but instead attempt to solve it. Chris instead is amused by how it's unsolvable but Bob doesn't grasp this and assumes Chris was sharing it both with him and at work so someone could solve it.

The other things they bring up aren't paradoxes, they're thought experiments about the limits of knowledge. The paradox isn't in the scenario it's in the nature of observation.

Before you know, Zack Snyder has become a spiritual leader of Objectivists. While Bobby thinks Ayn Rand had a stab at becoming the female Stanisław Lem.
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I like how the supporting evidence here for Snyder being a Randian is him calling Rand's philosophy naive. And the context is him talking to Ken Levine (BioShock) who in mentioning the challenge of adapting Rand compares Rand's characters to the mentality in comic books of idealized figures and Snyder is agreeing that it's a flaw and challenge: https://irrationalgames.ghoststorygames.com/insider/irrational-interviews-episode-5-zack-snyder/

So these two idiots think your job having you travel would also be an example of kidnapping and human trafficking?
 
Bob's internet history is likely him stalking the women he's trying and failing to court. "Lindsay Ellis nudes" is still a frequent search term.
So, I checked. First result is "deepfaked". I'm not saying this is Moviebob's fault. But, I'm gonna assume he's the reason that's the first result.
The dude can't even google right.

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Yeah, fatass. There's not only still hardees, there's 1,815 of them!
Actually I'm pretty surprised there are still almost 2,000 of them. Because they've been closing all over the place in my neck of the woods. It makes me sad. I love me some Hardees.
 
During our vacation, Bobby has been merciful by tweeting much less.
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I hope I can fit around 10 days' worth of swill -- more than 200 screenshots -- in 7 posts.

Nutters see Kiwi Farms everywhere.
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If Bobby and these nutters have actually been to KF, they'd have known that we have loads of women users -- especially in the "transphobic" boards that Bobby hates worst.


Biden rescued Halloween.
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For normal people, the nightmare is over long ago; for Bobby, it never will.

Trump asserts that Russia would not be allowed to devastate Ukraine if he were still Commander-in-Chief. Unfortunatly, now that America is under someone unfit to rule, FBI becomes a tool of political persecution, the economy has been collapsing, more have died of covid than in 2020, and freedom of speech is no longer allowed.
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Oh! The end of Trump is finally there, by the power of Affirmative Action!
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Spoke too soon. You can't keep a good Emperor down!
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What this "proves" is that liberals are very keen on "deprogramming" and "disappearing" political dissidents.

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As always, the MAGA-ghouls are simultaneously broke and owners of private jets.
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True patriots will not allow the Dems to pull Biden's mail-ballot fraud again.
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I don't think you need to be Adonis to use a gun.

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Is it news that the Coastal Elites don't understand or are concerned about the influx of illegals?
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"If there was a coherent immigration system then [Republicans] lose a huge base motivator." So why don't the Dems implement a "coherent immigration system" now that they call the shots? And if companies are allowed to bring in illegals through "iffy papers", why didn't anyone say anything? Perhaps the silence is the price we pay for Superior Future?

Texas sherriff investigate DeSantis for his Martha's Vineyard stunt.
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Virginia's Governor Youngkin complains that school accreditation bodies treated Covid shutdowns as if it were nothing. From their press release "despite deep learning losses caused by the closure of most schools... the percentage of Virginia’s public schools meeting the state Board of Education’s accreditation standards dropped by only three points compared with pre-pandemic performance...These ratings call into question the effectiveness of our accreditation standards in identifying schools where students are struggling to achieve grade-level proficiency".
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When you pretend there is no problem the problem would indeed vanish. This is the way in Blue America.

Biden's student loan forgiveness stunt is being challenged.
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Bobby on the genealogy of Americans.
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Stop stalking Glenn you creep! He is married!

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Russian news claims the Ukraine millitary is now a united nation of mercenaries.
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How do we achieve the ends of war without war itself? How do we achieve the girth of Bobby without daily small portions of McD? 🤔

I can't believe Pussy Riot is still a thing; you'd expect they've long become Roastie Riot.
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No doubt the men in CIA have found them very good fuck. But if they were really concerned about independent news outlet, they should have opened their pussies to Null instead.

Italy Makes herself Great Again.
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Look at that gnarled syntax. I can't imagine using that brain to think.

Bobby is not happy because Italians chose a woman-led party.
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Of course our descendant of Mayflower passengers has the right to tell who Italians should revere.
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The right question is: why is Wikipedia gets so much more attention than legit historical sources?
 
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Nutters think Michael Tracey is engaging in holocaust denial; Bobby thinks Tracey should stop existing.
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Iran.
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Hmmm... Perhaps conservatives react differently because the feminists in Iran and the west are fighting for entirely different things, just as the comic illustrates?

Bobby fucks up again and calls it "rhetorical shorthand".
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I wish Bobby can come up with a non "rhetorical" example of the whole world being wrong.

If you believe in Jesus or Allah, if you don't slut around and catch every STD known and unknown to man, you are "oppressing yourself".
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Cubans voted to legalize same-sex marriage:
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The "good guys" did win, yet Bobby thinks a referendum is too slow for Social Changes That Matter so he proposes an alternative https://archive.ph/7BjeV
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Bobby advises us to prostrate ourselves and apologize to more Superior and more Future nations.
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To Bobby and his crew, everything is pop culture, in particular cartoons.

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See what I mean?


Dumb women, fooled by a clump of cells.
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You should never trust a sheboon on anything, least of all science and the paternality of her kids. The below is taken from Before We Are Born - Essentials of Embryology and Birth Defects (10e, 2020) by Moore, Persaud, and Torchia
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Yes. The primodial heart is operating by the THIRD week, and by the seventh week the heart is so endowed with muscle that its shape is very recognizable.

Liberals, Science Believers, sure love propagating lies
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Spontaneous human combustion
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Rando tells men what they should aim for at age 30. This hurts Bobby so much he brings out Little Mommy Greta as his shield.
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Fortunately I always think Thunberg is a brain-dead meat puppet who was manipulated by adults, so I'm being consistent in my condemnation of pedophilia. I bet Bobby is consistent in his own way too.

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No one loves kids the way Democrats do.

No one loves "trans kids" like Bobby does. I think nothing pleases Bobby more than to invite a bunch of "trans kids" to his basement and enjoy Mountain-Dew chicken together.
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Then why aren't public schools illegal?

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Tucker Carlson is outraged by the sexualization of children, the banning of LibsOfTikTok, and the way people are not allowed to critize because "groomer" is now hate speech according to NBC News.
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John Guandolo wants the left to have a taste of their own medicine. Let's wish him every success.
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Glenn Greenwald does not understand the concept of The Right Side of History. Big Corps will bow to Elites like Bobby no matter what they do.
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Dennis Prager: If you are liberal, you don't believe in a free nation, because you suppress dissent.
Hysteric woman: YOU'RE ON OUR SHOW!
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It is not "cancel culture" if you want to end someone's job because they do something against your politics. It is, of course, Bad Thing Happening to Bad People

The Progressives will shut down your website and twitter and claim that there has never been any censorship.
Here's more bad things happening to bad websites:
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Not a bad piece of advice Bobby. If your website incites people to rob liquor stores, it means your people's Lives Matter and that people who oppose your site are Nazis.

Of course "canceling" dissent is not the goal of liberals: their goal is to criminalize dissent.
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Democrats have no "woke baggage" because there is no such thing as "woke".
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Hmm. I wonder what Bobby's investment portfolio looks like?
 
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