Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It is widely rumored that Patreon hosts child porn. Trannies like Edward Gorcenski worry it will get trannies killed.
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Candice Owen thinks it is ridiculous to make Little Mermaid black: "If it is not black it should be gay or lesbian; if it is not gay or lesbian then it should be trans. If it is not gay or lesbian or trans or black, then it can't exist."
Candice Owen is a Nazi.
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Weapon-wielding lunatics are more a California-Portland attraction, but I admit the Russie has better style.
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Zaslav.
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Bobby reiterates he doesn't hate Zack Synder's film, he just doesn't like how he was a legit threat to MCU hegemony.
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Someone explains to Bobby's that Whor's failure has nothing to do with the supposed "Macho Neo-Classicalism" of Zack Synder .
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Woman: Leave me here! When I die I'll claim my place in Valhalla.
Thor: Sorry to break it to you but you have to die in battle to enter Valhalla.
Woman: Shit!
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This is about MauLer's 5-hour critique of Dr. Strange. Thread
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It's good to see you fellas again!

I listened to the two most recent Chipman Brothers podcast episodes at work out of sheer boredom. Ut took me much longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that Chris is the one who sounds only MILDLY retarded, as opposed to Lardo Retardo who sounds SEVERELY retarded.

Nice to see that nothing has changed and that Buttbert is still a fat, stupid loser who will die a virgin.

Here's to reaching 5000 pages soon!
 
Nice to see that nothing has changed and that Buttbert is still a fat, stupid loser who will die a virgin.

Here's to reaching 5000 pages soon!
This thread will reach 5,000 pages before this site goes down. Even if I have to fill every page with "Bob is a fat retard and I will not have sex with him."
It is widely rumored that Patreon hosts child porn. Trannies like Edward Gorcenski worry it will get trannies killed.
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This Patreon thing recently came to a head from a Glassdoor review (L)(A) that said the company is all about defending Minor-Attracted Persons (AKA pedophiles and child groomers.)
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If troons are worried about being outed as pedophiles and killed, perhaps they should purge their movement of pedophiles and groomers first. Or would that end the movement as we know it?

Candice Owen thinks it is ridiculous to make Little Mermaid black: "If it is not black it should be gay or lesbian; if it is not gay or lesbian then it should be trans. If it is not gay or lesbian or trans or black, then it can't exist."
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It's not that Bob and his followers hate Nazis, it's that they think the Nazis focused on the wrong group. Tactics, targets!
 
I've been watching a lot of engineering disaster videos on youtube and the algorithm graced me with this.
I watched. I though of Bob and his superior city. I lol'd
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I really wonder if Brother Alpha even recognizes the reference that the other guy made?
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Less than a week ago he was bemoaning about something up with Patreon that was gonna lose him subscribers. He only vague posted about it and never did clarify. Brother Alpha, pillar of intellect, speculated that it was because Patreon fired their "safety team", whatever the hell that is.
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I've not seen anymore about this until today. I looked a little into it and it all seems to come from one tiktok...er? who claims to have evidence that parents are using patreon to sell images of their children.
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A few interesting things:

  • Tizzy's evidence is compelling but it's kind of surface level internet sleuthing based on one instagram account that he blurs out the name and the pics. It probably could use it's own A&N thread but that's a can of worms I don't think the site needs opened right now.
  • The instagram account he shows has 75k followers and comes off creepy as hell, showing a video (he has the child's face blurred out) of her just walking and standing outside while being directly filmed and then following it up with her on her knees, legs spread, back arched, all like she's riding cowgirl, and dressed semi proactively. I'd show you but Bossman is very sensitive to stuff involving minors and I cannot think of a justifiable excuse to show what is very clearly, albeit blurred, fap material of a child.
  • The original video and claim on twitter was first made on May 8th but flew under the radar so much that it wasn't even archived until I clicked the button to do it.
  • A patreon account linked to an even bigger instagram account, 157k follower, sells photo packs of their own little girl on the patreon through tiered monthly support levels. To make things better, Tizzy went through her entire instagram and found one where she was celebrating her twelfth birthday amidst all the pictures of her in a bikini.
  • He credits someone called Mom Uncharted as being the one who found all of this and gave him the information, meaning he's just a parrot.
  • Ends by saying to patreon "and you need to do something about it" with a scary snap zoom when he says about so you know he's super cereal.
  • Nigga posts so many goddamned videos...I fucking hate tiktok.
Is this what it looks like? Yeah, probably. I have no problem believing that there are dirt bags out there that will virtually whore out their daughter for dosh. Why Tizzy's all in a tizzy I don't know. Boomer shouldn't be surprised. This isn't even hard stuff. Everything that he showed had the girls completely clothed, though in various amounts. Does that make it ok? Of course not but this feels like a distraction. Facebook and twitter are literal hives of child abuse, showing children being railed and diddled. As disgusting as it is to say, what Tizzy is showing off feels almost quaint in comparison to the horrors that are out there. I might be jaded but it feels like Tizzy is just trying to capitalize on an actual travesty. The only time he followed up on this, that I can tell through his ocean of bullshit outrage bait, is the latest vid that set all of this off and he only made that because Patreon shitcanned their safety team, so AFTER the fact. His very next video was to talk about black Little Mermaid. I do not trust this man because he looks, smells, and sounds like a charlatan.

Patreon's response to all of this is a very verbose "NUH-UH!". I don't quite believe the higher ups at Patreon were rubbing their nipples in glee at the thought of all that sweet, sweet abused child money. Their cited reason for getting rid of so many staff is "economic downturn" which, despite all of Bob's refusal to accept, we in America are deeply in and I can buy that reasoning. I could also buy that their safety team was either completely incompetent, diversity hires who was asleep at the wheel or a bunch of troon squad groomers that were rubbing their nipples at the thought of all that sweet, sweet abused child money and Patreon just used the worsening economy as an excuse to be rid useless fuckups. I could also buy that it's nice mix of all possibilities.

In summary, Tizzy is a fat, cucked boomer with a dye job worse than Arkle's who I believe is an opportunistic grifter for views on...ugh...tiktok and clicks to his springtee store. Patreon is not guilty but also not innocent. They don't go out of their way to endorse child porn. They just provide an avenue for anyone, including bad people like these parents who I would endorse their shooting, to make money. I refuse to care about patreon's plight because too many people I know have been banned for bullshit reasons, if given any reason, from there so they can piss up the rope they hang themselves with.
This is about MauLer's 5-hour critique of Dr. Strange. Thread
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"Look I know I started this whole thing but please stop bothering me with the shit storm I created! I am a very busy man. MatPat can't look up wikipedia himself. Wait till I tell him that someone had to point out to me the Lonely Mountain in the Rings of Power show!"
 
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It's good to see you fellas again!

I listened to the two most recent Chipman Brothers podcast episodes at work out of sheer boredom. Ut took me much longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that Chris is the one who sounds only MILDLY retarded, as opposed to Lardo Retardo who sounds SEVERELY retarded.

Nice to see that nothing has changed and that Buttbert is still a fat, stupid loser who will die a virgin.

Here's to reaching 5000 pages soon!
Would love to have you share the experience some more. Was there anything even so bad it was good in it? How well did the conversation go? Many awkward silences? Advice for improvement? etc.
 
If troons are worried about being outed as pedophiles and killed, perhaps they should purge their movement of pedophiles and groomers first. Or would that end the movement as we know it?

No online movement can ever remove the most problematic members of itself, because to do so shows weakness. That's why body positivity movements will idolize morbidly obese people that are on death's door, that's why furries will defend the people that fuck dogs, and that's why troons will defend the pedos and groomers. Fact is: they don't want people looking at the worst of their ilk, and so they try to completely distract from those members. If some naïve normie sees a BP activist or furry or trans person doing something gross and says to themselves "Wow, this group is gross and doesn't deserve my sympathy", these groups feel like that will ruin their momentum into being accepted into society at large. Of course they'll never truly be accepted, but hey, don't let that stop them from trying.

Sorry for the off-topic rant. To keep this on topic: Movieblob is a gross fat weirdo, and I almost certainly would not have sex with him.
 
Its ok Bob, you can call people "retarded" online.
Bob won't, though. His niece is exceptional, and he's afraid she'd find a tweet of his in the future calling people r-tards and disown him forever or something. Plus he's been convinced by the IngSoc Justice Keyboard Warriors that saying the r-tard word is an unpardonable sin that he must never commit.
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It is widely rumored that Patreon hosts child porn. Trannies like Edward Gorcenski worry it will get trannies killed.
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Candice Owen thinks it is ridiculous to make Little Mermaid black: "If it is not black it should be gay or lesbian; if it is not gay or lesbian then it should be trans. If it is not gay or lesbian or trans or black, then it can't exist."
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How the fuck would BOB know that Mauler has "NOTHING INTERESTING" to say? Bob's guaranteed never watched a MauLer video/livestream in his life. Besides, if he did watch he would know it's not just MauLer, it's Rags, it's Wolf, it's whoever else they have on too. Say what you want about EFAP, but at least they're not blue-curtain analysts like our boy Blob here, who is addicted to blue-curtain analysis to the point that he ridicules anyone who doesn't engage in it.

BTW some :epik: wanna give MauLer and the EFAP gang the term "Blue curtain analyst/analysis" (especially as it relates to Diabeto) for the lulz plox? Like it could be part of Diabeto's tech specs for powers and abilities: "Blue Curtain Analysis/Analyst: Diabeto looks at blue curtains and decides it means the author or protagonist is sad, even though the Word of God of the Author explicitly declares that this is NOT the case, the curtains were just blue because they like blue".
 
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Would love to have you share the experience some more. Was there anything even so bad it was good in it? How well did the conversation go? Many awkward silences? Advice for improvement? etc.
In the episode from March of this year, there was a really stupid idea for a new Austin Powers movie that has to be heard to be believed. I tuned out most of the most recent episode because a large chunk of it was devoted to a bunch of stupid Marvel simping.

Buttbert talks exactly like he tweets, along with frequent "uhs and "ums" because he's a fucking retard. There were also these strange gurgling sounds on occasion that made me think Bob was gonna drown in his own slobber. That was pretty funny, but the rest of both episodes were boring as shit.
 
In the episode from March of this year, there was a really stupid idea for a new Austin Powers movie that has to be heard to be believed. I tuned out most of the most recent episode because a large chunk of it was devoted to a bunch of stupid Marvel simping.
No lie, if you can tell me the episode, I will listen to it for science and clip/transcribe (whichever I can survive) that pitch for the board.
 
It's good to see you fellas again!

I listened to the two most recent Chipman Brothers podcast episodes at work out of sheer boredom. Ut took me much longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that Chris is the one who sounds only MILDLY retarded, as opposed to Lardo Retardo who sounds SEVERELY retarded.

Nice to see that nothing has changed and that Buttbert is still a fat, stupid loser who will die a virgin.

Here's to reaching 5000 pages soon!
I wonder if I should put those episodes on my archive channel?

Speaking of which, the video where it's revealed Bob thinks Mario is real and video games did 9/11 is now back to being the second most watched. Guess people are sick of cleavage.
 
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The problem with this is that there's actually a better argument for the imagery in the three Snyder DC films, and it's one Snyder himself has talked about, the people treating Superman as the Second Coming or reacting to him religiously, etc. is supposed to be how a religiously informed culture and people are interpreting the existence of someone like Superman. You're not actually supposed to take it "reverent/sincerely" unless you are like Bob "stupid and emotionally-stunted" but to instead recognize it as a cultural frame of reference for something "unknown" as there weren't superheroes in that world to identify them as so they appear to be gods. (Snyder added the same types of imagery to 300 and Watchmen, most notably when he depicts the Persians as literally monsters and gods.)

Bob listened to nothing Luthor or Bruce said in the movies, it's not subtle at all. The rational world they mastered has been overthrown by Superman, the Kryptonians (Zod), the New Gods (Darkseid), etc. The reality of potential or actual gods existing has broken both of them and they're seeking to re-establish control over the world they thought they knew. (Recognizing Superman's humanity and the threat of Darkseid is what forces Bruce to change. We'll never know how Luthor was to change post-BvS other than forming the Legion of Doom, it's reasonable to assume he was just driven more insane.)

He wants to uplift superhero movies to a respected literary form but he never engages in any themes in the MCU and spends all his time ignorantly attacking what he thinks are the themes in the other superhero franchise that he's determined must be the enemy of Thinkers.
 
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It was 2013 or so and I saw an ad for a Joel x Ellie "The Last of Us" porno on Patreon. All ripped 3D assets with full voice acting. If they are willing to do that, then what I don't know about must be worse.
 
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It was 2013 or so and I saw an ad for a Joel x Ellie "The Last of Us" porno on Patreon. All ripped 3D assets with full voice acting. If they are willing to do that, then what I don't know about must be worse.
Never underestimate what people are willing to supply coomers with.

Bob's internet history must be nauseating to behold.
 
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