Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's internet history is likely him stalking the women he's trying and failing to court. "Lindsay Ellis nudes" is still a frequent search term.

Following his own definition, he openly stalks people that have blocked him on twitter so I can only imagine the horrors we don't see.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

No idea what this Hammers thing is all about - more Marvel I must've missed?

Has this dumb nigger never heard of King Arthur? Excalibur? Sentient weapons are not a new thing.

I'm (slightly) surprised he's never heard of Stormbringer, either in passing or through the inevitable Wikipedia article on the topic.

It's sort of funny, given that there was all that LotR talk not that long ago and, while not a weapon, the One Ring was most certainly an intelligent piece of forge-work.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I was kinda hoping to pop back on the farms and see Bob stalk Chinese big-boobed lady only to find out she is married, consider suicide, but then binge eat instead and do nothing but consume hamburgers and booze in his car for hours until he drunk drives in a lightpole and ends up in a coma.

Oh well.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I was bored and wanted to see just how Exceptional Bob was being about the death of Jean-Luc Godard, so I found the story about him in one of the newspapers here. Turns out, Bob's even more exceptional than I thought. I didn't even need wikipedia, the newspaper told me this dude had a doctor give him self-deletion An Hero meds, which is legal in Switzerland where dude was living. He was 91 and apparently dying of some shit and wanted to Alt + Q + Q life before that shit got worse. Obviously Bob did not know this or look this up (or read the paper), and is sad that he "lost" one of the "great ones" due to his ignorance, for surely he would have said something like "At least he went out on his own terms like A[n] Hero".

He was a film critic before he was a film maker. He was a Marxist who stuffed his films FULL of political content, including the film about the Algerian war of independence, Le petit soldat. He was anti-Zionist (but denied charges he was a full-on antisemite). So, if Bobby was a Jean-Luc Godard fanboy, I can see where he got some of his over-analysis of films because he was then conditioned by works with mostly overt, in-your-face political content, and now the blue curtain analyst within Bob compels him to find overt political messages in every film.

Has this dumb nigger never heard of King Arthur? Excalibur? Sentient weapons are not a new thing.

Or hell, didn't this kid ever watch Thundercats?! The Sword of Omens was the most blatant example of a sentient weapon I've ever seen. Some should point it out to him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I was bored and wanted to see just how Exceptional Bob was being about the death of Jean-Luc Godard, so I found the story about him in one of the newspapers here. Turns out, Bob's even more exceptional than I thought. I didn't even need wikipedia, the newspaper told me this dude had a doctor give him self-deletion An Hero meds, which is legal in Switzerland where dude was living. He was 91 and apparently dying of some shit and wanted to Alt + Q + Q life before that shit got worse. Obviously Bob did not know this or look this up (or read the paper), and is sad that he "lost" one of the "great ones" due to his ignorance, for surely he would have said something like "At least he went out on his own terms like A[n] Hero".

He was a film critic before he was a film maker. He was a Marxist who stuffed his films FULL of political content, including the film about the Algerian war of independence, Le petit soldat. He was anti-Zionist (but denied charges he was a full-on antisemite). So, if Bobby was a Jean-Luc Godard fanboy, I can see where he got some of his over-analysis of films because he was then conditioned by works with mostly overt, in-your-face political content, and now the blue curtain analyst within Bob compels him to find overt political messages in every film.


Or hell, didn't this kid ever watch Thundercats?! The Sword of Omens was the most blatant example of a sentient weapon I've ever seen. Some should point it out to him.

Such knowledge is wasted on Robert.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Bob's internet history is likely him stalking the women he's trying and failing to court. "Lindsay Ellis nudes" is still a frequent search term.

As Bob is a male feminist and SJW, this is more than likely true.

All super progressives cunts like Bob go hard on their politics because they have something hidden in their proverbial closet. With Bob going as hard as he does, I'm willing to bet he's done some heinous shit at some point in his life, and is trying to look like a #ProgressiveAlly in order to make himself feel like a good person.

 

[OutInTheRain]

As Bob is a male feminist and SJW, this is more than likely true.

All super progressives cunts like Bob go hard on their politics because they have something hidden in their proverbial closet. With Bob going as hard as he does, I'm willing to bet he's done some heinous shit at some point in his life, and is trying to look like a #ProgressiveAlly in order to make himself feel like a good person.

I dunno about that, Blob has broadcasted his life for all to see. I'm pretty sure Blob's politics come from feelings of personal inadequacy...because fat, and his own epic love quest, in the hopes that one day, he will be rewarded with pussy. I just hope it ends better than Chris-Chan's.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I dunno about that, Blob has broadcasted his life for all to see. I'm pretty sure Blob's politics come from feelings of personal inadequacy...because fat, and his own epic love quest, in the hopes that one day, he will be rewarded with pussy. I just hope it ends better than Chris-Chan's.

It probably will. Bob has shown more common sense than Chris ever did, and unlike Chris, who was both autistic and an idiot, Bob's just an idiot.

Keep in mind that "better" is a relative concept. A better end in this case means not fucking his geriatric mother and ending up in prison, but given his life, that's cold comfort for Bob. He'll probably die of a heart attack alone, halfway through typing "And you're not a person" on Twitter. His final emotion will be one of rage that he wasn't able to tell off one last obsolete mayo ghoul.

Bob won't end up in prison for incest, but his story doesn't have a happy ending. His crime is being Robert Chipman, and his punishment is to be Robert Chipman.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Because the site's still being wonky, the tweet is a retweet of Liz Fong-Jones by Bob. It reads "Get wrecked." The quote tweet is some guy named Kevin Beaumont celebrating that the Chinese domain got yeeted.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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I was surprised Dykes Dykes didn't kill it sooner. Heaven forfend that Dear Leader of Dykes Dykes or the Dykes Dykes Party get criticized in any way. This is what neither Bob, nor the person he's retwatting, understands. Anyway, whoop-de-do, Tor is still here like a chad and .TOP wasn't the exclusive domain anyway. So, to Bob and person Bob's retwatting, 'get wrecked'? Right back atcha, champ.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Good to be back for now:

I'm sure this was how Bob was celebrating this site going down for a while:

 

[King Dead]

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Because the site's still being wonky, the tweet is a retweet of Liz Fong-Jones by Bob. It reads "Get wrecked." The quote tweet is some guy named Kevin Beaumont celebrating that the Chinese domain got yeeted.

Oh, the irony that they gravedance over .top's demise, yet the original domain is once again alive and kicking (knock on wood).

I'm not going to get overly cocky, the folly of hubris and pride goeth before the fall and all that jazz. But the fact that we still continue to exist despite the barrage of misinformation from "journalists," the frothing rage of the troon mob and a lot of cows with threads here, and however many tardbux have been spent to keep the site down does give me some hope. God bless Null and his autistic determination to say "fuck you" to anyone who would limit freedom of speech.

 

[Adamska]

Or hell, didn't this kid ever watch Thundercats?! The Sword of Omens was the most blatant example of a sentient weapon I've ever seen. Some should point it out to him.

At this point I don't know how to frame Bob's weird lack of even shit he claims he's a fan of. Did he just never watch these things and lie via googling post facto? Does he just forget it because he's a smoothbrained curtain staring mong? Or is it just he's so dishonest to try to mentally win that he deletes his own memories for that moment, only surfacing as needed?

It ultimately doesn't matter, since it's just another notch to Bob being as fake and gay a "pop culture critic" as Collider. Actually worse since Collider was relevant once.

 

[Positron]

The FBI can apparently seize a civilian's cell phone without warrant (ABC News).


I shop because I am political.


Glenn Greenwald reminds us that curtailing civil liberty has been on Biden's agenda since Day 1 -- long, long before Jan 6.

What non sequitur.

Another grudge wanking party against Ron DeSantis. Host: "The War on Disney! for God's sake!"
Bobby realizes that DeSantis makes Trump palatable.


I can't figure out why Bobby hates DeSantis so much especially he just sent Massachusetts a gift of diversity.




It is always your fault if someone calls you a Nazi.

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"Svaka čast junače - Well done hero!". The Croats are by and large more sensible than the degenerate west.

Crossover with Jake Alley

No you'll never be a fish.

Poor chocolate donuts, they don't even know they have been oppressed by white people! (Our A&N thread)

Having convinced that people who discriminate against donuts are just the same old trumpsuckers, Bobby happily tucks into another box of dozen.

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Bobby finds himself King of the Shit-hill.


Reading his toadies' reply makes me feel as if I'm on another planet -- Planet Cringe.


Kiwi Farms, the headquarter of Zack Snyder's rabid fans.

Still, I doubt Bobby can bestow "power & authority" to anyone.

More on Snyder's supposed "Macho Neo-Classicalism"




Latest Disney race-baiting bullshit.




Nutter emphases something contentious in Matt Walsh's presentation in order to evade his point.

Indeed, clickbaiters rely on people not listening to this babble. Walsh's point was "if we really think race doesn't matter in casting, if we use the color-blind casting approach as we did for many years back in the 90s, then it doesn't matter as long as the actor is good and I'll be on board. But what I cannot abide by is the double-standard where we say 'the race of the cast only matter for certain races'".

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The world of douchebags will need more advice from Roberto Il Fashionisto.


Patagonia is so Believer; every Thinker should wear this.


Japanese cartoons.

The two videos Bobby posted 1, 2.


Obviously the scene features two girls in the same bed.

Finally some great news. the coding industry gets two shots in the arm.

 

[Flexo]

It's good to see you fellas again!

I listened to the two most recent Chipman Brothers podcast episodes at work out of sheer boredom. Ut took me much longer than I'd like to admit to figure out that Chris is the one who sounds only MILDLY retarded, as opposed to Lardo Retardo who sounds SEVERELY retarded.

Nice to see that nothing has changed and that Buttbert is still a fat, stupid loser who will die a virgin.

Here's to reaching 5000 pages soon!

OMG! Here I am listening to it now.

First of all, the hardcore bobologists? You can make your jobs SO much easier by just listening to the first 15 min of these things. The doxxing work kiwifarms has done is a drop in the bucket of what one Chris and Bob Chipman have done just the start of their podcast.

Anyway, @ChampFantana has WAY undersold this...

1. I got up to the 48 min mark (a little over halfway I think). If you want me to finish out the episode, I'll need more alcohol served by your sluttiest floozies.
2. To affirm that I'm a fair bot (and not like that @Bender fellow), I will admit that Chris does have a solid radio voice. Get some practice and a decent producer the guy could make some solid work.
3. Bob talks about working with the "theory network" in this march episode. He says he doesn't believe any of his stuff has gone into game theory, but he has definitely worked on [list of shows] and FOOD theory.
   I mean the jokes just write themselves.
4. Chris brings up the Pinoccho paradox to Bob. (summed up: "this statement is false.") Listening to Bob's simple mind trying to understand a paradox is like watching The Room. So cringe and bad it's hilariously entertaining. But I'm not going to post that unless asked.
5. Believe it or not, Bob is actually more intelligent on twitter.

Onto the main event!

Spoiler: Am I not Merciful

I have done you all a favor and actually broken this down into THREE parts.

First, when I THOUGHT they were going to start the pitch and hit record. No, this is a NEARLY 17 MINUTE rambling build up to the pitch itself.

Here is the pitch itself. Never say in a dozen words what you can say in a thousand is apparently a Boston phrase.

Finally the aftermath. If somehow you're still alive and want to hear these guys just. keep. going!

Quite frankly after listening to just half of one episode of that? Bob owes MauLer an apology.

 

[Shart Attack]

Glenn Greenwald reminds us that curtailing civil liberty has been on Biden's agenda since Day 1 -- long, long before Jan 6.

What non sequitur.

"Civil liberties have been under fire in America for a long time. This is a bad thing."
"But there was a bombing!"

This is the same shit George W. Bush and the other cocksucking neocons used to push the PATRIOT Act, one of the most illiberal domestic policies in US history. Which, incidentally, happened to be written by some obscure, illiberal cocksucking neocon senator no one has ever heard of named Joe Biden. Reasonable people at the time thought, hey, this bullshit bill is a massive erosion of our civil liberties, trampling all over our 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendment rights. The neocons responded with "But terrorism! Fuck your civil liberties! Terrorism!" Bob is unironically using the exact same tactics as John McCain and Dick Cheney, holy fuck.

The best part? The Northeastern University bomb might have been a hoax.

You could write a doctoral thesis about what an absolute fucking retard Moviebob is.

 

[The tired cat]

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Dork isnt even a real word in the Russian language, you dumb fat fuck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wanted to make a couple of not-so-quick sperg points relating to my prior post about Bob not even understanding the basic unsubtle themes of Snyder's DC films and his refusal to engage on MCU themes.

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING: ABJECT FAGGOTRY

One of Bob's regular attacks is that the films are Randian or pro-Objectivism, Bob says this because he's stupid and thinks that Snyder's unexplainable aesthetic interest in The Fountainhead is some tell about politics when Snyder's just a normie Hollywood Democrat, his fans accept this because they know nothing about Rand and are also stupid. She would have despised the philosophy of the Snyder films. The villains are closer to Randian figures. She probably would have unironically said Zod Was Right and supported Bruce's madness, probably viewed Luthor as the proper hero in BvS. Faora's statement to Clark in Man of Steel about evolution is far closer to a Randian (or Bobian) sentiment about evolution and morals. Clark literally sacrifices everything in each film for a greater goal. He kills Zod, he knowingly sacrifices his life to stop Doomsday, he comes back to life then leaves Lois and risks his life yet again to help his not even friends yet stop Steppenwolf when he basically knows nothing about what's going on. Bruce and Diana aren't heroes anymore in BvS, Diana is particularly miffed at humanity not being perfect, Bruce has deluded himself into a death wish because he trusts no one anymore, it takes Clark's sacrifice to remember why they once were heroes. Diana comes back from Galt's Gulch to enmesh herself into a team (of all mostly human men) and fight for humanity again. Arthur doesn't want shit to do with Bruce's war or humanity either but he throws himself into it too. Victor is pretty much suicidal and Barry is a fuckup NEET with a highly suspicious amount of money. Rand would have never written these characters, she would have never written this story. After We the Living she pretty much purged the idea of ever showing weakness from her all encompassing totalitarian ideology. To make superheroes/gods/billionaires weak or have doubts or act against their interests? This would have been blasphemy to Rand. You might argue that they all do this because there's no other choice, but they don't know this in the film, they all could make a reasonable case that Steppenwolf (who?) collecting Mother Boxes (what?) is not an immediate problem that any single one of them needs to concern themselves with. They don't know that Darkseid (who?) is seeking a MacGuffin ("Anti-Life" you jerking my chain man?) to enslave the universe, they just know he's a bad alien dude Diana has an old legend about and Bruce (TOTALLY SANE) is having visions about. (Then when they fail, Bruce tells them they need to bring someone back from the dead.)

I mentioned Bob never engages with the themes of the MCU and there's a low hanging fruit one that would fit right into Bobian Theory. The themes of the MCU are often highly watered down so it's fine to probably give a pass on discussing any of them for most people but a consistent one across the films is "who should decide this?" Tony Stark? Steve Rogers? Nick Fury? Thanos? Black Panther and Civil War are almost about little else except this and strange notions of how families should operate. The Whateverthefuck Accords are an attempt to acknowledge that superheroes running around fucking shit up might be some kind of issue people might try to address, the films handwave this so they don't have to say who is right about it because they set up a dilemma they can't resolve. (Democratic governments right? Well, no, Tony Stark is the smartest fucking person in the galaxy AND BUILT A SUIT OUT OF A BOX OF SCRAPS IN A CAVE, but he's also incredibly stupid look at Ultron and the fact he becomes completely irrational about Bucky for example.) Then Thanos comes along and is like "hey guyz, I got a way to eliminate the problem of scarcity, we kill half the people until there's no scarcity" and lots of people in the real world thought this was a seriously debatable thing to discuss but Bob basically never engages even though his fans would gobble it up. (Bob's position would be that Thanos is wrong, because he killed indiscriminately and only half the population instead of eliminating the 98% of trash non-persons in the universe.) There's even room for Bob's deepdives into the lore contained in the first paragraph on Wikipedia, note how the films differ in the ethical dilemmas from the comic versions. Thanos killing for Death's love is indefensible so they tried to make the nihilist alien god more human and relatable and made him arguably even worse morally. Worth talking about? Not to Bob! The "esoteric" Eternals raised a similar moral dilemma about who chooses and if tradition should trump new beliefs, Bob doesn't give a fuck he just wants to praise that there's some kind of moral dilemma while refusing to acknowledge the film actually never lays out the case for one side but spends three hours propping up the side we always knew they were going to choose. Film critic! Superhero films as modern day Greek tragedies and timeless stories!

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I love LegalBob, he completely confuses trademark and copyright as always and then goes on inventing some kind of theory about "parody exception" he thinks you have to actively defend as proven by porn parodies (of course) that explicitly state they're parodies and not supported by the company. (This Joker film uses actual Warner trademarks all over it like logos and the troon is claiming Fair Use not parody.) Then he goes on to think this could actually get to trial even though decisions by film festivals to remove films from showing are not adjudicated in actual courts.

 

[PoopFace]

4. Chris brings up the Pinoccho paradox to Bob. (summed up: "this statement is false.") Listening to Bob's simple mind trying to understand a paradox is like watching The Room. So cringe and bad it's hilariously entertaining. But I'm not going to post that unless asked.

I would love to hear this, but don't want to dredge through all the verbal diarrhea of these two to find it. Do you have a timestamp at least?

 

[Flexo]

I would love to hear this, but don't want to dredge through all the verbal diarrhea of these two to find it. Do you have a timestamp at least?

It's early. I'll clip it for you soon.

Well I'm apparently double posting because TOR won't let me edit the old one.

For those who wanted it, you can now listen to Bob.exe stop working as his brother drops the Pinoccho paradox on him. I guess he couldn't get those paradox absorbing crumple zones installed.