Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

During our vacation, Bobby has been merciful by tweeting much less.

Not only less but it's been incredibly banal shit. I don't know, maybe it's like Alexander the Great weeping that there was no place left to conquer? Who does Bob have to be in constant, agonizing rage over if we're gone? Shhh! Don't tell him! I did enjoy a few things tho, such as Bob agreeing with John Flynt that we can either have free speech OR democracy, not both.

A simple civics lesson would inform both Robert and John that we neither live in nor have ever had a democracy. America is, and always has been, a republic. Democracy is mob rule and appears not once in either the Declaration of Independence or The Bill of Rights. I could do the same tired argument of how these tards never think that this will be used on them but it's easier and more succinct to say useful idiots gonna useful idiot I guess.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I wanna focus on this part of @Positron's post as Blobbert the Stupid has obviously missed the point:

What is this smoothbrained, crayon-eating take?! Does he NOT understand that in the thing he's quoting (the GG post about Herschel Walker's kid), Glenn Greenwald IS MAKING FUN of the Left's hyper-focus on Identities and the Left's presupposition that young black gay men oughta "vote for their own interests" and not be Wilful Not-A-Persons? GG wasn't focusing on Christian Walker's traits for the sake of the traits themselves, but as a juxtaposition between what he is and what the Left supposes he MUST be. God damn this is some low-IQ shit from Bob.

I'd also like to take issue with Bob saying that Fetterman kicks ANY amount of ass, when the fact is Fetterman is one of those defund-the-police, abolish-bail-and-prisons types, the kind who would hang out with gang members to smoke crack like Rob Ford (Rested in Pepperonis former mayor of Toronto - but at least THAT guy was actually tough on crime despite his crack habit!). Bob doesn't actually have to live in Pennsylvania, but if they got a Fetterman running in Taxachussetts, Bob would find very quickly just how not-kickass those kinds of policies are.

Also this nonsense of "human rights shouldn't be voted on, they should just BE":

Bob is an extremely fucking stupid hypocrite here. If it's NOT voted on, how does it be? By dictatorial fiat? That's just like voting; except it's reliant on ONE person to be "progressive" enough to "allow" it. And speaking of human rights that SHOULDN'T be voted on, how about the right to self defense with a firearm, Bob? WHY IS THAT ALLOWED TO BE VOTED ON, but Bob thinks gay marriage shouldn't be voted on? I know Bob thinks Feti and embryi are not-a-persons, but why should THAT be voted on? Shouldn't it just BE, that Unborn are protected unless there's a damn good reason to yeet them? Also, "Argument By Development Stage" is the worst argument for (or against, really) abortion ever - considering Bob and company think a fetus is yeetus deletus-ready up until the moment of birth.


Aaaaaand of course a Leaf like MOS doesn't want the First Amendment to be a thing. Bob and MOS' outrage at Tucker's words is ridiculous given that Leftists march around all the time yelling chants like "when blah blah blah is under attack, what do we do? FIGHT BACK!" and Bob and MOS are completely down with that shit.

 

[Positron]

I'm not familiar with C. Wright Mills, but it never strikes me that Glenn Greenwald or Matt Taibbi are "consistently anti-establishment".


Another pair of names I'm not familiar with. But in this case Matt Stone and Trey Parker are both showbiz people, not "thinkers".

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When something goes against the narrative, deny the source like Brother Alpha does.


Unlike Bobby, the poor students at Halton School -- not to mention hundreds of other schools who hire trannies -- have no choice but to look at repulsive freak shows. And they are coerced to perform the emotional labor of keeping their mouths shut, lest they be dismissed or even sued.

Yes he is; our Bobby always plays accomplice to sexual abusers.



Emma Watson is the force of good against J. K. Rowling.


Nick Parrott interviews something much fouler than a vampire, much fouler than himself.


Nick missed his chance at the Nobel's Peace Prize by not eliminating that monster when he had the chance.



So does grass-toucher Bobby think Hillary Rodham as "just a former candidate" like people in REALITY, or does he think otherwise and thus belong to the 6.1% who aren't real?

Our culture doesn't deserve Nymphomachy.

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Bobby loves Peter Coffin so much that he even cares where he lives.

And there is no problem at all if they are racist either.

Communists want to abolish some property (yours) but not others (theirs). This is so transparent that even Bobby can see it.

I'm sure Bobby is both correct and smart -- at least in his own ideological aesthetics.


This is not what Marx meant by "internal contradiction of Capitalism"; and at any rate Marx was wrong in that aspect. And the gays have always been thirsting after your kids.

Meanwhile, the cars vs bikes war still rages on.

Bobby may have grown up, but will he grow up enough to ride a bike with other eco-fascists?

Bobby was trembling when he hears green cities means less consoom -- and he fights the thought away


Superior Future promises you Living rather than Surviving. Living a life like Bobby's.


Same old shit about old-school Marxist vs the grievance-studies intersectional left.



Who fucking care about Baristas when you can get coffee from vending machines?


Bobby is right. Being gay is a bigger problem with Dahmer.

Clueless rando thinks it is possible to convert MAGA-ghouls, or that the Superior Left "need them". Don't they know that machines will have the right to vote in the Future and they will automatically vote Left?


Bobby criticizes Marxist for not making the elimination of the Ignorant and Cruel their first priority, causing at least one people feeling hurt. Because of that hurt, the Ignorant and Cruel don't deserve the fruits of the proletariat revolution.

 

[Positron]

Leftist fears that debate might undermine solidity. Regardless, Bobby won't debate with the Unevolved.


Speaking of, FDA is busy getting in the way of natural selection.


Bobby thinks he has a chance in NASA.



What's Bobby's problem with sex cults? Bobby's friend Bimbopolitics (better known as the pedophile and serial rapist Wesley "Laurelei" Bailey) wanted to "bimbify" the whole world?



Some women are having PMS again.

“Unsolicited advice is criticism. Always". Perhaps, but what's wrong with criticism anyway? And who solicited this piece of advice from the "facilitator"? At least Bobby got my final point; that's why I treat him as my bro despite all his faults.


Depression is related to brain chemistry, but that does not mean that depression is caused by deranged brain chemistry or that rectifying brain chemistry will cure depression. Likewise, even if depression is found to be related to Capitalism, it does not follow that abolishing Capitalism will reduce depression.

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Yellow Chink monkey exerts its rights.

That's makes a world of difference. Thanks for clarifying Bobby.

It is apparently very funny when a nigger sprays water at a white soyboy whenever the latter says something the former finds "borderline racist" -- such as misidentfying Jamie Foxx as Wesley Snipes.

This nigger needs to be publically whipped and his white enabler needs to be lynched.



Like Zach Antolek, Bobby thinks rivers will kill him.

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Baa-baa-balabaaa!!! Lesser Interlude!

Lesser Brother finds himself another angel (we have met FionasGotIt before).





I'll always associate TMBG with Nick Bate.






They are so sexy that Chris's wart is erect.

 

[The tired cat]

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/pussyriot-png.3696608/

Oh hey, this bitch again. I recall her little speech how Russia should overthrow Putin and be like the glorious West, combined with how she was "oppressed"..ye..news flash ya whore. You and your clique of bitches ran into a church, butt ass naked and began to yell how you hope God kills Putin. Be glad your asses just got arrested, cause pretty sure shit would have went down differently in your "glorious America"

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/russsept21-png.3696600/

First the mobilization is partial and people who already had military trainint and contracts. Secondly, it seems said people are gonna be staged at locations where the Russian military has control, so that the main forces can move forward. Third, the ones who are running are retarded lefty tweens and so called "uber patriots" who would write say on social media how they need to kick Ukraines ass, an shockingly a good number of them arent of military service age or havent even went through military training. Also fat ass, if someone said how they need to remove Biden from power, youd shrill how they are a Nazi and need to be lynched and hanged on a lamp post you fat prick.

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/ukraine-png.3696596/

As retarded as it sounds, the Russian news arent wrong here...persay. The Russian military did indeed capture several American and British people who were there operaiting as Mercs and assumed this would be an easy paycheck as some did believe Zelenskis little stories off "Oh dem Russians tots sux bro, come here and earn easy money!"

 

[Koby_Fish]

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I'm not familiar with C. Wright Mills, but it never strikes me that Glenn Greenwald or Matt Taibbi are "consistently anti-establishment".

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Another pair of names I'm not familiar with. But in this case Matt Stone and Trey Parker are both showbiz people, not "thinkers".

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When something goes against the narrative, deny the source like Brother Alpha does.
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Unlike Bobby, the poor students at Halton School -- not to mention hundreds of other schools who hire trannies -- have no choice but to look at repulsive freak shows. And they are coerced to perform the emotional labor of keeping their mouths shut, lest they be dismissed or even sued.
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Yes he is; our Bobby always plays accomplice to sexual abusers.

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Emma Watson is the force of good against J. K. Rowling.
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Nick Parrott interviews something much fouler than a vampire, much fouler than himself.
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Nick missed his chance at the Nobel's Peace Prize by not eliminating that monster when he had the chance.
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So does grass-toucher Bobby think Hillary Rodham as "just a former candidate" like people in REALITY, or does he think otherwise and thus belong to the 6.1% who aren't real?

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Our culture doesn't deserve Nymphomachy.
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Bobby loves Peter Coffin so much that he even cares where he lives.
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And there is no problem at all if they are racist either.

Communists want to abolish some property (yours) but not others (theirs). This is so transparent that even Bobby can see it.
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I'm sure Bobby is both correct and smart -- at least in his own ideological aesthetics.

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This is not what Marx meant by "internal contradiction of Capitalism"; and at any rate Marx was wrong in that aspect. And the gays have always been thirsting after your kids.

Meanwhile, the cars vs bikes war still rages on.
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Bobby may have grown up, but will he grow up enough to ride a bike with other eco-fascists?

Bobby was trembling when he hears green cities means less consoom -- and he fights the thought away
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Superior Future promises you Living rather than Surviving. Living a life like Bobby's.
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Same old shit about old-school Marxist vs the grievance-studies intersectional left.
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Who fucking care about Baristas when you can get coffee from vending machines?

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Bobby is right. Being gay is a bigger problem with Dahmer.

Clueless rando thinks it is possible to convert MAGA-ghouls, or that the Superior Left "need them". Don't they know that machines will have the right to vote in the Future and they will automatically vote Left?
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Bobby criticizes Marxist for not making the elimination of the Ignorant and Cruel their first priority, causing at least one people feeling hurt. Because of that hurt, the Ignorant and Cruel don't deserve the fruits of the proletariat revolution.
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C. Wright Mills was a damn communist who was influenced by the likes of damn commie John Dewey - the guy who dumbed down education so that kids would be more likely to vote Democrat accept socialism. Anything a sociologist has to say (given that 99.9% of sociologists are damn commies) can be disregarded out-of-hand. Besides, a guy that died in fucking 1962 has NOTHING useful to say about the present-day right wing.

BTW what the fuck is "kahd"? Is it a bastardization of "cod" or what? Any kiwi Massachussets-dwellers able to answer that?

 

[Positron]

Bobby knows it all and the Internet Is Stupid. It is futile to fight MCU now that even Bobby's mom knows there are two Hawkeyes.

(Video omitted because KF is not stable)

Bobby is not fazed by convicted drug-dealers; that's why he is at home with Antony "Erin" Reed.



You know this country is fucked when people find solace in Bobby's unlistenable voice.

Kevin Costner in Yellowstone




If you hate She-Woke, chances are you are memebers of a underground cabal who plan to murder women.

Shame KF isn't there to take the blame.


I learned to breathe air when I was 6 seconds old. Thankfully this trick is as useful then as now.


Nice Nike flip-flops.

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Do you know the designs of cartoon characters are not supposed to be realistic? Here's a master-class in media literacy, given by Bob Chipman.


Speaking of unrealistic, Disney has some Naked Lunchesque trippy shit, presumably for children

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Bobby's ex-fan stirs up discord between him and Mauler (thread)










Thanks to Disney, actors and voice actors will soon be obsolete.





(Video)



Like iPhones, Hulk now comes in many exciting colors!




Bean Panther



Whereas Bobby sees ingenuity, I only see desperation.

The female counterpart of Thanos is... the Wicked witch.


Pure Soy.

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I don't understand why comic books, as a pictorial medium, needs such purple prose -- but apparently they do.

I think most people consider this "fight" not worth fighting by the time they turn 20.

Recall how media-literate Bobby learns empathy through watching movies.


Bobby and co. prefer bright cartoon colors.

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Tech giants will disappear whole websites for reason more ridiculous than tax write-offs -- but somehow people will waste their tears on an aborted capeshit.

I want to investigate how Mac's brain works.


A deep, smelly impression on his long-suffering gamer chair.





A mass grave of Zaslav's victims has been discovered.












As Bobby predicted, WB-Discovery will be up for merger.


It is definitely the end of WB just as it is the end of Trump!

No, your latinx Batwaifu is not coming back. Hasta la vista baby!

Harley Quinn fights against the injustice Batgirl suffered.



So Birds of Prey does belong to the dumpster fire. How sad.


Imagine that it were the sequel to Birds of Prey that got aborted instead of Batgirl!

 

[Positron]

Bobby is mad at literally everything about Sonic, down to the Blu-Ray package design.

Yet his favorite Godzilla vs Kong is nothing but two CGI animals fighting.

Bobby's nightmare is approaching

Mario isn't real, baby.

Bobby knows the Golden Age of Cinema.


Bobby misses no chance sucking James Cameron's dick.




M. Night Shyamalan again.

It is the rare instance that I completely agree with Bobby and his crew.


Looks like the dream sequence of The Big Lebowski stretched to feature length, and isn't Bardo a Believer thing?

Bobby is inordinately interested in something called Don't Worry Darling



As if sheboons were the only ones ever got cut. Directors, if you don't want to be racist, DON'T EVER CAST PEE O'SEAS!

Jane Fonda, during her character research for her role as a hooker, realized that prostitution is anything but empowering. "There is a hardness to them that is painful to watch... They know I'm a privileged, upper-class, pretender."

I don't quite see where the "burn" is. Can anyone help?


How obsolete. If Police Story were a Disney franchise they'd have just body-scan Yeoh and let the render farm do the job.

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"Wake up boys! The bitch is watching!"

I've seen scenes like this a dozen times and I don't even play video games! Also note the apostrophitis.

Bobby thinks Tolkien will be impressed by Amazon's masterpiece, because Tolkien was a renowned deconstructionist-lolrandomist.

These dumdums are so conditioned by MCU that they demand lol-random in everything.

Something toxic.


Bobby is interested in professional chess -- and by "chess" he means "Anya Taylor-Joy's Bishop".


He has friends who are big on e-sport gambling too.


No idea.

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Bobby is a "booksmart" critic, unlike Twitter Film Bros


Linkara watches MST3K and writes an essay.




Logan Paul at WWE. Apparently WWE has a "canon" yet Tolkien doesn't.




Cartoons.


Dragonball, and a cameo by Oliver Lennard.



"Pieta'chu". Ha ha very funny.

Female Kamen Rider:

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Bullshit crossovers have arrived at the realm of sports games.


Bobby thinks of bonding over with -- I mean creeping -- a "young relative" over a mobile game.


Creep

Trailer for you creeps


Bobby is spilling some fluid everywhere alright.

 

[Positron]

OK. This is the final part of backlog, and is devoted to flotsam, jetsam, and literally whos.

Food Theory

Tu es gros et puant comme ce français, Bobby. (Video omitted because of KF problem)


This is someone who laughed at Trump for putting ketchup on his steak.

Bobby is the living proof that you don't need a team to be a YouTuber -- a You-Tuber.






Fake Tits makes a portable UV lamp and wants to crowdfund it.


She got laughed at again for her pretense at sophistication -- much like Bobby.

So cyberpunk is a cartoon? I don't know what Bobby says.


I'm sure far less than 6% of people know of this Literally Wu.

Bobby knows Inkoo Kang (who?)







Who the fuck is Elizabeth Smart and what is she "activist" for?




SO THAT'S IT! We've finally caught up with Bobby and it took less time than I expected; the following tweets are mere hours old.

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The Goyim know!

The speaker in the screenshot (Youtube apparently banned the video) is not Giorgia Meloni, but as they say she is now the new scapegoat.

"MAGA communists"

You have to wonder how useful Bobby is on a stone quarry.

Rando thinks "socialists" are merely "anti-liberals" (as if there were anything wrong with the latter). Bobby turns heads with his trite platitude

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Bobby is a bigshot in film-making; he voice is heard in comittee meetings


Randos don't realize that MCU has basically forsaken the Chinese market in favor of sexual degenerates.








Ryan Reynolds made a viral video just to say that Wolverine will be in the next Deadpool movie. It resists summary (so no screenshots) and rots your brain. Bobby takes the chance to fellate Kevin Feige some more.





Bobby encourages some to persue his "consensual workplace relationship".

Who is he anyway?

Simp.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Speaking of Bob's twitter, let's see how it's been doing while we were taking a nap.

A slow but steady downward slope. Sounds about right.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I hope I can fit around 10 days' worth of swill -- more than 200 screenshots -- in 7 posts.

Good luck, my man.

Nutters see Kiwi Farms everywhere.

Anyone remember that old "Gamergate moved my stairs muffin!" comic? Because these last few days I've more than once imagined some bloated side-shave tripping down their stairs and screaming "KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!"

(EDIT: Hah, went looking for the comic and not only did I need to switch to Yandex to do it but it directed me right back here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cyberpunk-2077-grieving-thread.44523/post-7896688 )

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Birds fly, grass grows, rain falls, the Farms rise, Bob screams while inevitably declining, and @Positron is there to document it all.

I'm glad to see that despite all the changes, some things stay the same.

 

[blablabla]

good to know bobby is the same retarded, worthless pig

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

good to know bobby is the same retarded, worthless pig

A hallmark of cows is that they never change for the better. They just get worse.

Welcome back, by the way.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob is a fucking child.

He just wants to see the same movie with the same characters over and over again.

 

[Cantercoin]

I find Blobert and Co's entire WB-discovery merger reactions interesting. For a supposed movie critic that knows the ins and outs of the entertainment business he seems to be completely blind to the fact that the merger costed billions and Zaslav is cutting every corner he can to recoup the money. Blobert's Cohorts just seem more bent out of shape that the possibile options to consoom are dead and buried.

Bobby is mad at literally everything about Sonic, down to the Blu-Ray package design.
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Bobby misses no chance sucking James Cameron's dick.
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2 things for this one:
1) Just because something makes a lot of money doesn't indicate it's quality. If that were the case, a lot of classics like The Thing would have made hand over fist and shit like the transformers movies and Captain Cardboard would have made next to nothing.
2)Its still funny to see his barely contained seething over sonic is going so strong that he needs to find any excuse to dump his diarrhea shits at any possible time now

 

[The tired cat]

2)Its still funny to see his barely contained seething over sonic is going so strong that he needs to find any excuse to dump his diarrhea shits at any possible time now

He's literally one step away from just stomping his feet and shrilling "SONIC DUMB POOPY HEAD!!! ONLY OTHER POOPY HEADS LIKE HIM!!!!!"

 

[OutInTheRain]

Welcome back, everyone! Thanks Positron for archiving all this weirdos doings while we were taking a nap.

I always enjoy when Bob slapfights other creatives, sometimes he gets a verbal beat down, but my favourite is the quick dismissive of "Well say what you want, but at least I'm not MovieBob." The real development is that it seems Blobby has found himself a fan. Of the all of the signs of being a lifelong failure, MovieBob has to be one of them, but a close second has got to be MovieBob stan.

 

[Adamska]

Brainless Bobby does have a fanbase. It's usually comprised of the special needs, the emotionally disturbed, and bugmen who wish they could violently live out their paramilitary roleplay for real without consequences. He has a bad habit of desperately waddling behind them so they can fight his battles for him.

As for him not understanding and getting angy on why they cut projects during mergers, reminder he probably cheered when the Rat did the same thing to FOX. It's called redundancy. Now admittedly it's pretty stupid to kill projects mostly done like Disney did, but it's expected when you're operating the same studios now.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

A mass grave of Zaslav's victims has been discovered.

Though I liked the second season of Legion of Super-Heroes, the show has been dead for almost fifteen years. I can see why Zaslav killed it.

It is definitely the end of WB just as it is the end of Trump!

No, your latinx Batwaifu is not coming back. Hasta la vista baby!

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if all of the studios--including his beloved Disney--are fudging the numbers. Doesn't the all-knowing Bob remember why they call it, "Hollywood accounting"?