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Fuck off retard.
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Would be funny if keffals mom found out about her son’s online activities like how trolls used to call Chibi’s mom to inform her of his antics.what would keffals mom think of the catboy ranch?
 
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AnOminous said:
The more he silently seethes and lies about it, the balder he gets.
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dude is also getting ratioed by good looking women,
he is losing his own fucking game.
at this point he should retire before shit hits the fan for actual
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Would be funny if keffals mom found out about her son’s online activities like how trolls used to call Chibi’s mom to inform her of his antics.
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My mom raised me well lol
 
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TheNazgulKing said:
After their attack on Kiwi Farms proved to be a dud, Liz and Keffals got themselves hired in Nickelodeon's Grooming Department, where they are producing Stinkditch Squarejaw.

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Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!
Oooooooooohhhh...
Who lives in a bugman pod dormitory?
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
Greasy and balding and chubby is he.
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
If coping and seething be something you wish.
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
Then pull down your pants and show him your dick!
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
Ready?
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
Stinkditch Squarejaw!
Stinkditch Squarejaw!

Stinkditch Squarejaaaaaaaaw!
Ah, ha ha, hahahahahahahahaha!
 
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Mr. Good Boy Points said:
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Would be funny if keffals mom found out about her son’s online activities like how trolls used to call Chibi’s mom to inform her of his antics.what would keffals mom think of the catboy ranch?
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Firstly, don't poke the cow. Second, he's likely to be like Johnathan Yanniv who's mom is batshit and enables her son's batshit.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Starting the countdown until Keffals starts "ironically" wearing a beanie, with the excuse that he's making fun of Tim Pool or some bullshit. Then he just happens to decide he wants to wear it from now on, totally not to hide his hair loss - that's simply propaganda from Destiny fans.

The day this tubby, balding hunchback streams with a hat on his greasy head is the day the detractors win.
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You know who else started wearing a beanie when he went bald and had a greasy head

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When I would do something retarded my parents would scold me and my dad would get the belt until I rectified my own behavior.

It’s your fault your son is a fuck up tranny.you should have let your husband (Lucas dad) beat him when he behaved like a shit and he wouldn’t have trooned out.

It all boils down to lack of discipline in the Roberts household.
 
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Mr. Good Boy Points said:
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Would be funny if keffals mom found out about her son’s online activities like how trolls used to call Chibi’s mom to inform her of his antics.what would keffals mom think of the catboy ranch?
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You think Keffal’s mom doesn’t already know? LMFAO I guarantee that bitch knows all about Lucas’s degeneracy, and probaby co-signs it. Didn’t he say she reads his thread? There’s no way in all this drama she didn’t look at least once.

Also, If you’re the kind of mother that not only would let your son cut off their penis, but support/assist them in doing so, nothing can be expected of you morally. You let your vunerable, mentally ill child butcher themselves and be condemned to a lifetime of physical pain, medication and tragedy.

I’d honestly imagine she loves the attention.
 
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When I would do something retarded my parents would scold me and my dad would get the belt until I rectified my own behavior.

It’s your fault your son is a fuck up tranny.you should have let your husband (Lucas dad) beat him when he behaved like a shit and he wouldn’t have trooned out.

It all boils down to lack of discipline in the Roberts household.
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Lucas is giving exposer to his mom now so that if anyone goes for the low hanging fruit (talks to her at all) Lucas will cry about it and use it to get sympathy. Mom should just be ignored
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
You think Keffal’s mom doesn’t already know? LMFAO I guarantee that bitch knows all about Lucas’s degeneracy, and probaby co-signs it. Didn’t he say she reads his thread? There’s no way in all this drama she didn’t look at least once.

Also, If you’re the kind of mother that not only would let your son cut off their penis, but support/assist them in doing so, nothing can be expected of you morally. You let your vunerable, mentally ill child butcher themselves and be condemned to a lifetime of physical pain, medication and tragedy.

I’d honestly imagine she loves the attention.
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Well I'd imagine she would have known pretty early on that her son was a massive degenerate after year's of washing jizz socks and finding poop covered buttplugs along with several sets of her dirty underwear that he hastily hid underneath his piss stained mattress.
 
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Lucas is giving exposer to his mom now so that if anyone goes for the low hanging fruit (talks to her at all) Lucas will cry about it and use it to get sympathy. Mom should just be ignored
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Just like barb and bob with Chris much of the blame falls on the parents failure to raise Lucas into a proper man.
 
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Mr. Good Boy Points said:
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When I would do something retarded my parents would scold me and my dad would get the belt until I rectified my own behavior.

It’s your fault your son is a fuck up tranny.you should have let your husband (Lucas dad) beat him when he behaved like a shit and he wouldn’t have trooned out.

It all boils down to lack of discipline in the Roberts household.
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"Okay that is all that I have to say."

Well that settles it, Milffales has spoken.
 
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I've felt it necessary to update the first drawing I ever did of Lucas, to reflect his actively-thinning hair. As an artist, accuracy is important to me, and my original work simply didn't portrays Lucas's balding scalp well enough.

I'm excited to further update this drawing, in order to celebrate the greasy hunchback's rapid hair-loss journey.

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