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SwanSwanson said:
Okay I have a question, how the hell do you even use Twitter if you're not famous? Twitters format is weird as fuck and is completely dependant on follower count for any real discussion.
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You can become "famous" rather quickly if you schizopost with some amount of humor and inventively. Problem is you'll also get mass reported and genocided just as quick, so it's rather useless to bother these days.
 
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Mothra1988 said:
Either way, I smell the wokeoids doing a walk out the first sign things aren't going their way.
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Who cares? To where? The other site where retards can shit out 140 character "thoughts" and get attention? Oh, wait, there isn't such a thing. ETA: this "thought" had 142 characters before I thought to check. Two full characters more than Twitter allows.
 
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Haha get fucked.
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Not that I want Twatter to be able to influence the midterms/politics in general, but seeing these cunt holes squirm as they realize that the boot they’ve gleefully wielded on the necks of their opposition for years might now be placed on their necks (a scenario they’ve never envisioned possible) is glorious.
 
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Pig Cups said:
Haha get fucked.
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Not that I want Twatter to be able to influence the midterms/politics in general, but seeing these cunt holes squirm as they realize that the boot they’ve gleefully wielded on the necks of their opposition for years might now be placed on their necks (a scenario they’ve never envisioned possible) is glorious.
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"It could affect midterms"
Quiet part loud etc...
 
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Mothra1988 said:
I smell the wokeoids doing a walk out the first sign things aren't going their way.
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Nah, they're all fucking addicted. People who flounced out back in April returned almost straight away, they're hooked consumers identifying as revolutionaries.

Twitter's constant pings of information and approval trigger little dopamine hits, and there isn't another platform that provides so many quick and satisfying highs in return for so little effort. Wokes and trannies will keep tweeting because they need to, and keep pretending it's brave "activism".


Big Wood said:
I hope he goes farther, but this seems to be the most likely scenario to me. I can't imagine a mainstream platform that lets people freely call trannies the correct gender and say nigger would actually be allowed to exist.
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Depends on Musk's success or failure in changing the business model. A Twitter that doesn't need to please advertisers and customer relations users could be very different.


WhiteNight said:
I'm suddenly seeing this Ben Collins twerp everywhere. How long before a thread? He's BFFs with Taylor Lorenz.
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That's a funny tweet. I am really looking forward to watching leftists try to "build their own platform" made up entirely of screeching commies and troons.
 
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Pig Cups said:
Haha get fucked.
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Not that I want Twatter to be able to influence the midterms/politics in general, but seeing these cunt holes squirm as they realize that the boot they’ve gleefully wielded on the necks of their opposition for years might now be placed on their necks (a scenario they’ve never envisioned possible) is glorious.
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OK this was satisfying.
Elon you retard don't you dare disappoint us
 
Distant Ranger said:
Will he actually unban Trump? Will pedophiles go back to Tumblr? Will Elon ever stop his hairline from receding? Find out more in the next episode of Elon musk z
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IIRC Trump is contractually obligated to only use Truth Social so I don't think it even matters if he's unbanned.
 
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Not to be a faggot but called it. Unless he got seriously lucky and/or Twitter somehow completely botched their own case he was pretty much locked in.
The cost of fighting it, losing, and possibly having to buy Twitter would probably be more than just going through with the purchase anyhow.
Enjoy your bot farm Elon, good luck fixing that shitheap. At least make it entertaining.
 
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We should do a poll on if he'll sweep up the kid tracking his jet as his first act of business.
 
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So what does everyone think now? Is he gonna fulfill his promises, won't fulfill promises, or will do some change and things return to norm?
 
One of the interesting things to come out of the legal battle was learning that Jack Dorsey fucking hates what Twitter has become. I always suspected that Dorsey was the kind of normal person that was in Silicon Valley before the tidal wave of degenerates infested the tech scene, suddenly shifting a job where it was about coding and building new things, to tard wrangling an endless torrent of weirdos and freaks both internally and in the userbase.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
One of the interesting things to come out of the legal battle was learning that Jack Dorsey fucking hates what Twitter has become. I always suspected that Dorsey was the kind of normal person that was in Silicon Valley before the tidal wave of degenerates infested the tech scene, suddenly shifting a job where it was about coding and building new things, to tard wrangling an endless torrent of weirdos and freaks both internally and in the userbase.
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Jack Dorsey being a corporate hostage was not the plot twist I ever thought would happen.
 
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