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Lucas here says his GFM scam had 3 goals:
1) moving to a new place
2) "build a legal fund"
3) recouping losses

about 2) I am pretty sure he explicitly spoke in the GFM description and video about going for legal action against the cops who denied him his human rights.

Now saying "Building a legal fund" is pretty vague.

And did he mention point 3 in the original GFM scam? I can't remember that part.
 
Maybe he's saving it for his criminal defense if he's more involved in that drug peddling operation to kids than even a moron like him has publicly admitted.

I am pretty sure there will never ever be any investigating against Lucas by the London cops bc 1) Lucas is a troon and 2) Canada is a troonish shithole that got forsaken by God.
As long as there won't go several parents public bc several kids died of complications from troonshine or bc they got cancer while they have 110% deniable proof that it is connected to the troonshine Lucas advertised and financially supportet nothing will ever happen to him. But maybe I am just to pessimistic here.

My guess is that Lucas will use the GFM money for if Destiny really really sues him.
 
>who's going to twitchcon?
We're gonna see Lucas pull a Jussie Smollett, aren't we?
Paying a couple of hulking "IT'S M'AM!!!" trannies to shave their heads and rough him up a little.
Tweet appears to have been deleted. Perhaps it dawned on Lucas that the optics of claiming to be in hiding as the target of dangerous stalkers do not square well with (yet again) broadcasting your exact travel plans to 150,000 people.
 
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This is what happens when you trust someone like Alejandra Caraballo just because they graduated from an Ivy League school. All the tards lined up like lemmings on the word of this ogre, and now they’ve been absolutely fucked lmfao. There’s going to be so much pants shitting on Twitter.

Good job Alejandra! Glad to see this is what comes out of the fine institution of Harvard these days.

I can’t wait for him to not address this on Twitter, the fucking ogre :story:
 
This is what happens when you trust someone like Alejandra Caraballo just because they graduated from an Ivy League school. All the tards lined up like lemmings on the word of this ogre, and now they’ve been absolutely fucked lmfao. There’s going to be so much pants shitting on Twitter.

Good job Alejandra! Glad to see this is what comes out of the fine institution of Harvard these days.

I can’t wait for him to not address this on Twitter, the fucking ogre :story:
It almost seems like a licensed lawyer exploiting the ignorance of laypeople to turn them into pawns for his own personal benefit, when he is obligated as a practitioner to give competent advice.

That really looks like malpractice, telling laypeople to do something he had to know could have serious adverse consequences for them, that is, filing completely baseless and duplicative spam complaints against another lawyer.

I wonder if anyone fucked over by this incompetent lawyer will realize how they've been screwed by his objectively incompetent advice and make the actually legitimate bar complaint they'd be entirely within their rights to file against him, now that he's explained the procedure to them.
 
As long as there won't go several parents public bc several kids died of complications from troonshine or bc they got cancer while they have 110% deniable proof that it is connected to the troonshine Lucas advertised and financially supportet nothing will ever happen to him. But maybe I am just to pessimistic here.
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If you lived or worked at Camp Lejeune for at least a month from 1953 to 1987, you might qualify for damages in the Camp Lejeune class action lawsuit. Call now to see if you qualify!
 
Keffals + DropKiwiFarms status update: October 4th 2022

-. Lucas Was Swatted once and doxed another 3 times as he changed locations, Declares Holy War on the Site.
-. Lucas Flees Canada in a panic with $100K CAD in Griftbux, Is Immediately Doxed again.
-. Lucas turns up in Northern Ireland with EFNO, phase 2 of DropKiwiFarms begins.
-. Cloudflare bends the knee to the seven whole troons who end up going to Elliot No Dong's Protest. Lucas & Co. Smugpost, the Kiwi Farms are brought back online in 2 days.
-. Bobposting is Doxed and frantically starts cleansing his internet presence, the DIY HRT wiki is scrubbed of all mentions of Lucas despite previously saying he'd never back down.
-. The Breach Happens, but the attacker is retarded and tries to force too much data out at once, nothing of value was lost. That doesn't stop Lucas & Co. From stinkditch huffing.
-. During the downtime, many people start distancing themselves from Lucas like Elliot or outright turning on him like Hotwheels.
-. After one week the site is brought back up. Lucas stays quiet, Kiwis laugh as Lucas begins Hemorrhaging followers.
-. Destiny publishes his Exposé on Lucas and announces pending legal action, what follows is a non response where he brushes the allegations of Fraud/Grooming aside as "KF Propaganda".
-. Nick Rekieta releases unredacted documents of 45 lazy faggots who couldn't even bother to deviate from a template

What will happen at twitchcon? Will the Cuck defeat the Troon? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LUCAS HAS NO BALLS Z!
Excellent summary but I feel you may have left out the beginning--the catalyst if you will:
Why is there even a thread? This faggot is boring and is doing nothing.
Less than 48 hours after @AnOminous posted this inspiring call to arms, Keffals was doxed and this whole thing started to snowball into the wondrous situations we find ourselves laughing at today.
 
So is Lucas going to just ignore the fact that KF is still up now that he has grifted the whole thing for all its worth?

Probably not personally, but he'll definitely send a local troon to act as emissary and wet t-shirt contest participant.
Digibro?!?!?!

While I would pay to see that. I highly doubt Lucas will be seen anywhere near the Boghog.
Never underestimate the truffle hunter and the lengths he will go to consume his truffles
 
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So is Lucas going to just ignore the fact that KF is still up now that he has grifted the whole thing for all its worth?
Lucas may be an absolute fucking brainlet, but he has enough functioning brain cells to know that after having 1000+ victory laps over our "demise", admitting he failed and only made the site stronger would be an astronomically stupid move if he wants to keep any of his clout and sycophants.
 
>Farms still up, actually stronger now
>Null planning to provide DDOS mitigation to Mumsnet
>Forty five Keffals viewers doxed

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>Bleeding Twitter followers
>Engagement ended with fiancé
>Accused of being a racist
>Back-peddled on the DIY HRT Hub
>Mediocre YouTube views

Lucas has truly owned us Kiwi Bros and Kiwi Sisters! We're truly finished this time!
Remember DiamWall, the company that cucked Null and then went to Keffals begging for fake positive reviews (and got about a thousand of them)?

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Womp-womp.

also lol at naming your security service "dime wall"
Who knew that dropping site based of vague accusations from unlikeable nounce would be bad PR. Miserable cuck deserves to fail.
 
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