Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?

  • Producing a category 4 biohazard in his diaper

    Votes: 92 17.4%

  • Attacking or berating staff for not letting him break the safety protocols protecting him

    Votes: 148 27.9%

  • Nearly getting killed starting a physical confrontation against a man twice his size

    Votes: 91 17.2%

  • Escalating an encounter into a legally actionable sexual crime

    Votes: 101 19.1%

  • Noise complaints from mindless screaming and discordant guitar playing

    Votes: 12 2.3%

  • Deep cover Kiwi Farms agents succeed in furry convention subterfuge (like last time)

    Votes: 86 16.2%
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TheGrandDragonJesus said:
If only modern men had the testes to just beat the piss out of these retards, they would become a lot less common. I'd rather be a victim of the machine then a victim of a loony troon flipping his shit.
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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Why does every fucking dramacow in existence have such a massive victim complex even when clearly in the wrong?
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The sad part is it wouldn't really take too many ass kickings to get the point across either. These people act this way because it works. Either they get what they want or it just blows over, but it is so exceptionally rare that they suffer any consequences for it that they learn they can essentially do it with impunity.

If it was widely understood there was a decent chance of getting popped in the mouth for being such an insufferable cunt to strangers in public, all but the dimmest of this bunch would be far better behaved.

Just imagine if the "It's MA'AM!" asshole from the infamous Gamestop rage video had taken a good hard right hook to the jaw from another customer when he started berating that woman pushing her infant in a stroller. Sure, he'd have still raised a stink, given TV interviews and played the victim card, but his actual IRL behavior would change for the better. If every time his chimp-out urge started rising his jaw flashed him a tinge of pain recalled from the memory of that punch, he would certainly try harder to keep it in check.

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What's the best defense if the police are fags & side with the troon? "He threw a downward closed fist at me, I thought maybe he pulled out a knife"?
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The same as any other police interaction where you've become a suspect and not being treated like a victim. Clearly and calmly tell them you refuse to answer any questions, ask for an attorney, and shut the fuck up until said attorney arrives:
 
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Ridley said:
Did Pretend Cripple actually assault the dad? I rewound it a few times and it looks like a chest-poke. Even if Pretend Cripple is disturbing the peace flipping a guy's wheelchair is going to be pretty hard to explain to police.
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Would you want a belligerent, greasy smelly tranny to reach up and attempt to grab the phone out of your hands while shouting profanities at you for the simple crime of daring to record his public meltdown? Maybe had he just gone in for the chest-poke I could see this argument holding weight, but the second Rioley attempted to rip away the man's property is also the second he loses any right to not get his ass kicked, wheelchair or not.
 
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This video is one of the best I've ever seen. Dalí could not even dream of reaching the levels of surreal perfection this is.

The munchie tranny. The disapproving elephant. The one punch father. The dick-for-cock transaction. All painted with a backdrop of fable-borne animals frolicking with modern man. It brings a tear to my eye.
 
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moocow said:
The same as any other police interaction where you've become a suspect and not being treated like a victim. Clearly and calmly tell them you refuse to answer any questions, ask for an attorney, and shut the fuck up until said attorney arrives:
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(sorry for the doublepost, I can't add your quote to my other post for some reason)

Yes, in this situation this man can clearly see he had many witnesses to his attempted assault at the hands of this deranged tranny, plus I assume he saw others recording. Knowing that he has rock-solid proof vindicating him of any wrongdoing, it is 100% in his best interests to shut the fuck up and get a lawyer in there ASAP so that he doesn't get baited into making himself look guilty of something he didn't do.
 
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This literal chimp out made my day, such unbridled rage is truly the epitome of femininity :story: and the ass rubs were just the cherry on top. I am hoping someone edits this with classical music playing in the background, like the Waltz of the Flowers or anything equally epic.

Rioley got completely BTFO'd yet we all know he will try to act all macho and smug about "pressing charges" on Twitter.

Instant winner of the Lolcow Video of the Year category for 2022 without a doubt :cunningpepe:
 
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Alleged context for the freakout.
 
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round robin said:
This (Archive) appears to be the elephant dude from the video and he seems to be intimate (?) with Rioley.

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So you're telling me that the Elephant furry is friends with Rioley and they didn't come to the convention together with Rioley riding on his back like a war elephant? Now I'm disappointed.

Trannibal Barca crosses the Alps with his trusty war elephant in tow.
 
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