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A Grey Cat said:
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Possibly because at the time Chris may have been desperate he wasn't THAT desperate just yet. He still had the delusional belief that he'd be able to land a barley legal trophy wife still tender and fresh as opposed to the dried out husk of jerky barb was.
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He's always been desperate. Just look at his fake dates where, even after being told no, he couldn't keep his mongo, tard hands off whomever.
 
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Penis said:
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Ladies and gentlemen.... Reddit
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Things I learned from the ChrisChan subreddit while the Farms were down:

Bob was in the KKK and routinely burned crosses. That's why Chris hates gay people.

Bob routinely came to Manchester high school to doll out tard sitter payments to the principal to give to the Gal Pals for keeping Chris safe.

Manchester high school was the worst time of Chris's life because it was the 1990s and Chris was autistic, thus bullied everyday, and needed popular girls to protect him.

Bob would give the Gal Pals money when they came over to Chris's house to pick him up to hang out with him while they went to movies and pizza places.

Growing up in the 1980s and 1990s, no one had any clue what autism was, least of all his elementary school. (they had 19 other autistic students)

Chris frequently didn't go on the internet, but the trolls some how always found a way to "break in" to Chris's life.

Cole would dish out dirt on the Chandler's and Chris's life at a bar in NYC if you paid him $200-700.

Kiwi Farms swatted Keffals and they used tranny magic to shut us down.

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SquirtingYawn said:
She didn't get a reverse mortgage, but she did re-mortgage the house. They now have payments to make every month to keep the house because she just had to have a big lump sum to spend on goodwill crap.
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ah yes I forgot that. That would probably disqualify her from a reverse mortgage then, since
Title is required for all mortgages whether reverse or conventional. I guess, idk.
 
I find the dimensional merge interesting because we've seen that Chris can't comprehend how big THIS WORLD is. Bob told one of Chris's foreigner girlfriends (Julie or Pandahalo?) something along the lines of
Chris has some idea of our county in Virginia in the United States, but I try to show him Europe and Asia on a globe, and he just can't wrap head around it.
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His world seems so much bigger now in letters to Kengle where he doesn't just want Cwcville to merge with Ruckersville, he talks about Gotham overlapping Brooklyn and accurately places Goku and Haruhi Suzumiya in Japan (whereas before he couldn't understand Asia and the classic Sonichu comics assumed Pokémon took place in Virginia), and follows it up by explaining the recombined dimension is a whole universe with Cybertron among other planets. Chris can't wrap his head around things as big as other continents, but he can wrap his head around other planets and infinite universes?

If I had to guess, in Chris's mind the planet Earth is at least as big as the Ohio trip and Japan might be even further away, and other planets might be twice as far and a couple Ohio trips in circumference while universes have several planets of that size from various TV shows.

All of Chris' dimensional merges could fit inside of Asia, or even just Europe, but that's OK, because Chris can't wrap his head around them anyway.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
I find the dimensional merge interesting because we've seen that Chris can't comprehend how big THIS WORLD is. Bob told one of Chris's foreigner girlfriends (Julie or Pandahalo?) something along the lines of

His world seems so much bigger now in letters to Kengle where he doesn't just want Cwcville to merge with Ruckersville, he talks about Gotham overlapping Brooklyn and accurately places Goku and Haruhi Suzumiya in Japan (whereas before he couldn't understand Asia and the classic Sonichu comics assumed Pokémon took place in Virginia), and follows it up by explaining the recombined dimension is a whole universe with Cybertron among other planets. Chris can't wrap his head around things as big as other continents, but he can wrap his head around other planets and infinite universes?

If I had to guess, in Chris's mind the planet Earth is at least as big as the Ohio trip and Japan might be even further away, and other planets might be twice as far and a couple Ohio trips in circumference while universes have several planets of that size from various TV shows.

All of Chris' dimensional merges could fit inside of Asia, or even just Europe, but that's OK, because Chris can't wrap his head around them anyway.
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
He's always been desperate. Just look at his fake dates where, even after being told no, he couldn't keep his mongo, tard hands off whomever.
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That's a different desperation to eating your 80 year old mother's box. How much the mother part matters to Chris is debatable, but he would still try to assault young attractive women who can financially support him before going for the broke fossil that Barb is.
 
Debbie Macomber said:
His world seems so much bigger now in letters to Kengle where he doesn't just want Cwcville to merge with Ruckersville, he talks about Gotham overlapping Brooklyn and accurately places Goku and Haruhi Suzumiya in Japan (whereas before he couldn't understand Asia and the classic Sonichu comics assumed Pokémon took place in Virginia), and follows it up by explaining the recombined dimension is a whole universe with Cybertron among other planets. Chris can't wrap his head around things as big as other continents, but he can wrap his head around other planets and infinite universes?
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He's been to Philly twice, so he has some idea of the Northeast now and realizes there are bigger cities there than anywhere in Virginia.

Really though, it's kind of Bob's fault that Chris had such a parochial worldview for so long. Bob could easily have taken the family on road trips around the eastern seaboard, but he never bothered to. Of course Chris was going to assume the world revolved around Virginia.
 
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Im sure this is somewhere, I keep looking and have given up, but with what has transpired what do you think would happen if Bob was still kicking? Surely some events would've gone differently, or maybe not. Do you think the Barb-cident would've happened?
 
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Spliongus said:
Im sure this is somewhere, I keep looking and have given up, but with what has transpired what do you think would happen if Bob was still kicking? Surely some events would've gone differently, or maybe not. Do you think the Barb-cident would've happened?
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Assuming Bob made it this far by any means necessary the Barbcest wouldnt have happened imo.
Either Bob would be able to tend to Barb enough for Chris to continue to mentally cook in his room alone all day (leaving him practically no time alone with Barb to do the deed), OR Chris would be taking care of both of them.
By that i mean he would probably leave them both in a room with a tv on and some food and check on them once a day or so.

Leaving Chris alone in a house with any woman for any length of time was a recipe for disaster.

That being said, the latter option still leaves the possibility of a bed-ridden Bob being told by his son one day that the "exercises" he was taking Barb to the living room for daily was actually a Sonichu mating ritual, everyone on the internet found out, and the police are on their way.
We'd find out soon after if the fabled "Bob's Gun" is actually real.
 
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Un uomo che ti ama said:
He's been to Philly twice, so he has some idea of the Northeast now and realizes there are bigger cities there than anywhere in Virginia.

Really though, it's kind of Bob's fault that Chris had such a parochial worldview for so long. Bob could easily have taken the family on road trips around the eastern seaboard, but he never bothered to. Of course Chris was going to assume the world revolved around Virginia.
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Chris has some dim political awareness, he voted in presidential elections regularly, and many of his reasons for voting for one candidate or the other were about as valid as anyone else's. So I wonder what he thinks Washington DC is like.

Here is a noncomprehensive list of Chris's political activities:
2008: Voted for Obama. "I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&E Biography, than in McCain's A&E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store."
2012: Voted for Obama. He wanted a good reason if he was going to vote against the first black president as he didn't want to be racist.
2016: Voted for Clinton. She's a woman and supported LGBT rights. Chris had found many reasons to hate Trump.
2016, after election: Chris signed petitions demanding that Trump and Pence be prevented from assuming office.
2019: Chris supports Andrew Yang in the democratic primary election. He likely hoped for universal basic income. After Biden's nomination, he supported Biden.
2020: Chris votes for Lisa Simpson, possibly as one of only two write-in voters in Ruckersville.
2021: Chris is arrested for incest. He demands a pardon from Joe Biden in October 2021.
 
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Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Assuming Bob made it this far by any means necessary the Barbcest wouldnt have happened imo.
Either Bob would be able to tend to Barb enough for Chris to continue to mentally cook in his room alone all day (leaving him practically no time alone with Barb to do the deed), OR Chris would be taking care of both of them.
By that i mean he would probably leave them both in a room with a tv on and some food and check on them once a day or so.
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If Bob was alive he would have probably come to the decision on his own that him and Barb need to move into a nursing home. Bob was stubborn and would have preferred his independence but given the state of the house a home aide would have been impossible. Between living in a giant mountain of garbage and watching his wife turn into a vegetable he would eventually have seen the writing on the wall.

In this scenario he would have likely let Chris stay at 14BC by himself and have continued to manage finances and utilities on his own while saving up an inheritence to prepare Chris for life on his own. Within 6 months of Bob dying Chris will have a $-0.17 balance in his bank account, the utilities would be shut off, a lien put on the house, every room in the house will be filled with toys, wild dogs and cats kidnapped by Chris would be shitting and pissing everywhere and Chris would be putting out videos begging for money.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
It's odd that Bluespike (13 at the time) would make Julie's homeland a reference to the fictional country illustrated in a parody travel guide published 6 years earlier.
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There's always a chance that it could've been a coincidence, I suppose. Maybe Clyde (or any of the other Miscreants), being older, was more familiar with the source material.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
It's odd that Bluespike (13 at the time) would make Julie's homeland a reference to the fictional country illustrated in a parody travel guide published 6 years earlier.
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Yeah it’s a pretty obscure reference. I think most people probably know it from Bluespike’s trolling instead of the book. I don’t think it was ever mentioned in the cwcki or Geno’s documentary.
 
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Yeah it’s a pretty obscure reference. I think most people probably know it from Bluespike’s trolling instead of the book. I don’t think it was ever mentioned in the cwcki or Geno’s documentary.
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Interesting that it's not mentioned in the documentary, Geno usually points out small details and references like that.
 
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