Trainwreck Trisha Paytas - enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

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Mega Negroid Gyroid said:
I thought she was rendered infertile from developing cysts in her fallopian tubes after years of constant STDs. Moses is also disgusting for enabling the Only fans shit but I really shouldn't be surprised. She gives off this air that her baby will solve everything and finally make her feel complete when in reality it won't and she's is going to severely fuck that kids life up. Imagine starting off your life by being featured in your disfigured moms porn.
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She was only that obsessed with getting pregnant because a baby was the only thing she couldn't buy.
She's a selfish, irresponsible whore and that baby will always be #2, after whoever guy she's pressuring into staying with her atm.

She couldn't even figure out that a dog needs water and Moses gave away all of his cats because Trisha was jealous and threatened to accidentally lose them.
That they're gonna be good parents is out of question.
 
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i'm just stopping by to leave this here ... enjoy!

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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Trisha had the baby and named her Malibu Barbie. I wonder if that's her government name?
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Not surprising but definitely horrifying. I can't believe this fucking timeline where Trisha actually found someone to inseminate her and have a baby with her. Ethan and Hila must be malding so hard right now, since they took her in to clown on her and now have to actually call her family, kek.

From how ugly newborn babies tend to be... This one is cute, so mazeltov.
 
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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Trisha had the baby and named her Malibu Barbie. I wonder if that's her government name?
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Full name Malibu Barbie Paytas Hacmon :story: I do hope that is her government name because then boy is that wild.

Strange enough, Moses's smile seems to actually reach his eyes. I wonder if he has any idea of what is coming his way now.
 
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Syrax said:
Not surprising but definitely horrifying. I can't believe this fucking timeline where Trisha actually found someone to inseminate her and have a baby with her. Ethan and Hila must be malding so hard right now, since they took her in to clown on her and now have to actually call her family, kek.

From how ugly newborn babies tend to be... This one is cute, so mazeltov.
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Why does it look like there’s an invisible finger pressing down on that baby’s nose? Did some forceps grab it the wrong way?
 
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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Trisha had the baby and named her Malibu Barbie. I wonder if that's her government name?
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I know that giving your kid a "cute" name is a thing to separate them from the pack. But do these people not remember that kids are little shits and their daughter is going to be teased mercilessly because of her name? Fucking "Malibu Barbie"? They're just begging for their kid to grow up with issues, turn criminal and wind up writing a tell all book about how they ruined her life by naming her after a plastic doll.
 
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What a shitty start to life - featured in your mother's OnlyFans videos when you're just a bump, then pushed out of her infected vagina only to be given an embarrassingly awful name and spend the first 18 years of your life (give or take) raised by a couple of clout chasers. Best shot this kid has at a normal life is to run away from home, go by another name and find a better family.

And so much for "gender neutral" parenting when your daughter is named fucking Malibu Barbie. I predict copious amounts of pink, glitter and beauty pageants. Trisha seems to have moved on from that phase for now, so what's next? I can't see her posing as a wholesome Instagram mum, so I guess calling herself a MILF is in order.
 
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2manycats said:
And so much for "gender neutral" parenting when your daughter is named fucking Malibu Barbie. I predict copious amounts of pink, glitter and beauty pageants. Trisha seems to have moved on from that phase for now, so what's next? I can't see her posing as a wholesome Instagram mum, so I guess calling herself a MILF is in order.
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Oh yeah. Trish looks like the type to push her daughter into pageants. She never got much in the way of an actual career in acting, modelling or singing so her daughter is going to be doing that for her.

Poor kid.
 
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Get ready to have a camera thrown in your face all day long MaliB!
I am pretty sure Trisha is making her an instagram page as we speak.

I predict that Trisha's next obsession will a family vlog, modelled after the Ace family (dick-shaped candies, making children cry on camera ....) this is going to be a mess of course
 
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HIVidaBoheme said:
Strange enough, Moses's smile seems to actually reach his eyes. I wonder if he has any idea of what is coming his way now.
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It's hard not to be genuinely happy at getting to meet a little baby that's part of your family (or to be honest in general?). But yeah, this is going to be chaotic.

I'd love the idea of Trisha pulling herself together to be a good mother, but she's literally incapable of it.
 
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I actually think the name is pretty iconic. Could easily shorten it to Mal which is cute; at least it’s unique and an improvement on the endless Kaydens, Jaydens and Reighleighs nowadays.

Anyway, I am fascinated to know what will go on behind closed doors as the kid grows up and starts demanding privacy and autonomy. Or maybe the kid will try to follow in her mother’s footsteps. What sort of mother will Trish choose to be in these moments? How would Moses cope if his baby girl jumped on Onlyfans the second she turned 18? I hope I live long enough to see a tell-all memoir by her, that’s for sure.

I’ve said it before and I’ll never stop saying it: Trisha paytas is the gift that just keeps on giving.
 
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Trisha is known to troll. Is there legal document/proof she named her kid Malibu barbie? She could have just named her something with "mel/mal" in it and will call her that while viewers seethe over her apparently calling it Malibu barbie.
 
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