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- Mar 12, 2021
Lurked the farms today for the first time its been stable (at least for me) and in 30 minutes already laughed like a retard at the Destiny thread.
Missed this site
Missed this site
The General Thread
- Thread starter The Hunter
- Start date
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- Dec 28, 2014
I was recently talking to someone I consider normal and this whole pipeline thing came up and I didn't even know it had happened yet and they were like Putin did it and I was like what the fuck why the fuck would he blow up his primary source of money? Are you retarded? And the gears started moving and then they were like do you support Putin?
And I just tuned out and gave up because how do you even talk to people like this?
And I just tuned out and gave up because how do you even talk to people like this?
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- May 14, 2021
Had that exact conversation with my parents. Fucking retarded old people and their blind faith in media
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2014
The most infuriating thing is just the automatic assumption you have to support Putin to realize he had no motive to do this.
It's like reality doesn't even exist for these people.
Bad thing happens=bad person did it. And it's always bad person of the day.
Just like Nazis. It must be da JOOZ!
And these are nice people, normal people, not "ontologically evil" people. They just don't get it.
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- Dec 26, 2019
I was on hold with a customer service agent and some old lady was waving her bus pass at me at me and barking in Polish, I’m wearing camo pants and a hoodie do I look like I know anything about whatever she wanted? I was saying “I’m on the phone goddamit!” when they came back on.
Awkward.
Awkward.
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- Sep 30, 2019
"But there is hope, and this drug proves that there is hope. Ketamine..."
- my professor
- my professor
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- Jul 7, 2021
When making 20 liters of mead use 7.5 kilos of honey. Wait for the first fermentation to end (45 days) then add 2.5 kilos of whatever dried fruit you want to use in a brew bag. Pectin from the dried fruit will form a gel in the bottom but that is normal. Then siphon off the liquid every 3 weeks until satisfied with the clarity. If you cannot get it clear that way or want it to clarify faster, I would recommend a chemical clarifier.
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- Dec 26, 2019
Hey Photobucket, I haven’t used you in years, I’m not upgrading to save photos I uploaded from a Kodak photo cd from 2007, I can let those memories go, they weren’t that good.
Astro Loafo
kiwifarms.net
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- Apr 20, 2022
Man I miss being able to spam nigger in a chat room.
Unrelated. So I love to be toxic on LoL and recently got back into it. There's just a warm feeling about pressing ranked. Seeing someone preselect Lucian. Then banning Lucian immediately while typing into chat. Get that nigger out of here. Easily the fastest doge I've made. I swear, it's just cozy knowing you can make 20 ppl in a row lose lp and mmr and time penalize them in less than 30 mins.
Unrelated. So I love to be toxic on LoL and recently got back into it. There's just a warm feeling about pressing ranked. Seeing someone preselect Lucian. Then banning Lucian immediately while typing into chat. Get that nigger out of here. Easily the fastest doge I've made. I swear, it's just cozy knowing you can make 20 ppl in a row lose lp and mmr and time penalize them in less than 30 mins.
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- Apr 15, 2021
Referral code for the voyuers lurkers that want it. But you better send me a cat gif for the effort of making it. The last asshole didn't pay up
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- Jan 20, 2021
Whoever takes this code better not end up being a fucking fedposter. If they do, the shame will be on your hands.
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- Apr 15, 2021
The last guy was even worse, he didnt even post to begin with. Just took the invite and disappeared forever
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- Jul 4, 2022
I have a girl that looks exactly like this at work who keeps looking at me and laughs at all my jokes, I'm no supermodel so this is very cool for me, how long will it take for her to get to a lean level if I take her to the gym with me and get her dieting?
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- Aug 5, 2018
lol
"I could'a went the rest of my life without knowing what a lolcow is"
"You think I want to spend my Saturday and Sunday Googling what a lolcow is?!"
I wonder if he stumbled across the Farms during his research into lolcows.
"I could'a went the rest of my life without knowing what a lolcow is"
"You think I want to spend my Saturday and Sunday Googling what a lolcow is?!"
I wonder if he stumbled across the Farms during his research into lolcows.
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- Sep 3, 2020
I completely forgot about this place, I have so much catching up to do and shitposts to laugh at.
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- May 14, 2021
Not very professional of you...
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- May 14, 2021
be me just a rando
kiwifarms.net
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- Oct 1, 2022
I am currently failing hard academically, my grades are in the dirt so some of the professors, out of pity have taken to trying to help me raise my grades.
TL;DR before I go on My English Professor Just Asked Me To Write A Report About KIWIFARMS.
Not like a standard academic paper about it's origins and history or whatever analytical bullshit but instead a Philosophical essay about the COMMUNITY And CULTURE (!???)
She of course, is clueless as to what Kiwifarms is. I have no idea what to write about for this paper. How am I supposed to write about "The Kiwifarms Community" and "Kiwifarms Culture" (Direct Quotes From Her).
For context, I was on my phone during her boring ass lecturing and we break for a few so the bitches can go piss. My professor approaches me and asks if I have done any work on the paper that is due by the end of the week. Being completely and brutally honest I decide to straight up tell her that I have done absolutely no work. She asks if I even have a topic, and I obviously did not. She asks what I'm doing on my phone and I, taken aback, sputter out "kiwi... Farms" and tilt the phone slightly to show a large image of Dylan Mulvaneys massive agp smirking face. Captioned with something or another about what a goddamn ugly troon he is. Of course realizing what I have just exposed my professor to I quickly turn off my phone. She was clueless and so I tried to explain that it was a forum and she didn't even know what that was. In the end I had to explain it as "twitter but organized into topics and less crazy". She kneels down on the floor to match my height, and asks me, straight up to write my report about the "culture and community of kiwifarms".
What Does I Do. This is almost harder than writing about some obscure piece of literature. If anyone has suggestions I really don't even know where to start. And remember it needs to be ACADEMICALLY APPROPRIATE.
TL;DR before I go on My English Professor Just Asked Me To Write A Report About KIWIFARMS.
Not like a standard academic paper about it's origins and history or whatever analytical bullshit but instead a Philosophical essay about the COMMUNITY And CULTURE (!???)
She of course, is clueless as to what Kiwifarms is. I have no idea what to write about for this paper. How am I supposed to write about "The Kiwifarms Community" and "Kiwifarms Culture" (Direct Quotes From Her).
For context, I was on my phone during her boring ass lecturing and we break for a few so the bitches can go piss. My professor approaches me and asks if I have done any work on the paper that is due by the end of the week. Being completely and brutally honest I decide to straight up tell her that I have done absolutely no work. She asks if I even have a topic, and I obviously did not. She asks what I'm doing on my phone and I, taken aback, sputter out "kiwi... Farms" and tilt the phone slightly to show a large image of Dylan Mulvaneys massive agp smirking face. Captioned with something or another about what a goddamn ugly troon he is. Of course realizing what I have just exposed my professor to I quickly turn off my phone. She was clueless and so I tried to explain that it was a forum and she didn't even know what that was. In the end I had to explain it as "twitter but organized into topics and less crazy". She kneels down on the floor to match my height, and asks me, straight up to write my report about the "culture and community of kiwifarms".
What Does I Do. This is almost harder than writing about some obscure piece of literature. If anyone has suggestions I really don't even know where to start. And remember it needs to be ACADEMICALLY APPROPRIATE.
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2019
I am currently failing hard academically, my grades are in the dirt so some of the professors, out of pity have taken to trying to help me raise my grades.
TL;DR before I go on My English Professor Just Asked Me To Write A Report About KIWIFARMS.
Not like a standard academic paper about it's origins and history or whatever analytical bullshit but instead a Philosophical essay about the COMMUNITY And CULTURE (!???)
She of course, is clueless as to what Kiwifarms is. I have no idea what to write about for this paper. How am I supposed to write about "The Kiwifarms Community" and "Kiwifarms Culture" (Direct Quotes From Her).
For context, I was on my phone during her boring ass lecturing and we break for a few so the bitches can go piss. My professor approaches me and asks if I have done any work on the paper that is due by the end of the week. Being completely and brutally honest I decide to straight up tell her that I have done absolutely no work. She asks if I even have a topic, and I obviously did not. She asks what I'm doing on my phone and I, taken aback, sputter out "kiwi... Farms" and tilt the phone slightly to show a large image of Dylan Mulvaneys massive agp smirking face. Captioned with something or another about what a goddamn ugly troon he is. Of course realizing what I have just exposed my professor to I quickly turn off my phone. She was clueless and so I tried to explain that it was a forum and she didn't even know what that was. In the end I had to explain it as "twitter but organized into topics and less crazy". She kneels down on the floor to match my height, and asks me, straight up to write my report about the "culture and community of kiwifarms".
What Does I Do. This is almost harder than writing about some obscure piece of literature. If anyone has suggestions I really don't even know where to start. And remember it needs to be ACADEMICALLY APPROPRIATE.
TL;DR before I go on My English Professor Just Asked Me To Write A Report About KIWIFARMS.
Not like a standard academic paper about it's origins and history or whatever analytical bullshit but instead a Philosophical essay about the COMMUNITY And CULTURE (!???)
She of course, is clueless as to what Kiwifarms is. I have no idea what to write about for this paper. How am I supposed to write about "The Kiwifarms Community" and "Kiwifarms Culture" (Direct Quotes From Her).
For context, I was on my phone during her boring ass lecturing and we break for a few so the bitches can go piss. My professor approaches me and asks if I have done any work on the paper that is due by the end of the week. Being completely and brutally honest I decide to straight up tell her that I have done absolutely no work. She asks if I even have a topic, and I obviously did not. She asks what I'm doing on my phone and I, taken aback, sputter out "kiwi... Farms" and tilt the phone slightly to show a large image of Dylan Mulvaneys massive agp smirking face. Captioned with something or another about what a goddamn ugly troon he is. Of course realizing what I have just exposed my professor to I quickly turn off my phone. She was clueless and so I tried to explain that it was a forum and she didn't even know what that was. In the end I had to explain it as "twitter but organized into topics and less crazy". She kneels down on the floor to match my height, and asks me, straight up to write my report about the "culture and community of kiwifarms".
What Does I Do. This is almost harder than writing about some obscure piece of literature. If anyone has suggestions I really don't even know where to start. And remember it needs to be ACADEMICALLY APPROPRIATE.