Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
A realistic dating sim featuring Greer would be a FPS from the perspective of his unfortunate victim.
Like a horror game in the vein of the Slenderman game. You're running through the woods trying to find the pieces of... something... to stop Russtard. And instead of scary sounds and video glitching when he gets close it's Russtard slurping and asking you to suck him his penis. A bad end is you trapped and his face getting closer and closer until fade to black as your sanity finally cracks under the strain and you die.

Some woman probably reported a creepy guy following her to her car.
Well in his defense he was trying to get her to take his limo to the airport but because he looked like a creep and had drool stains on his bathtub laundered suit she just assumed it was a crazy man who would drive her out to the desert and try to rape her. And when he complained to the valet that he was stealing HIS fare, the valet just looked at him with murder in his eyes and Russtard slunk away.
 
INB4 he finds out a victim was a sexy woman and makes some remark about how she'd still be alive if only she'd banged him...

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INB4 he finds out a victim was a sexy woman and makes some remark about how she'd still be alive if only she'd banged him...

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Or that he says something like, "I was just there two days ago. That could have been ME!".

Everything that happens in Vegas has to somehow connect back to Russtard no matter how many hoops you need to jump through. Or in his case kinda slither through.
 
Except you're not the same, Russ. You had a great upbringing with a supportive family and people who at least tried to be your friend. You shit on that community in favor of whores, you made a laughingstock of yourself with your petty legal vindictiveness, and you've systematically gone out of your way to prove that whatever's beating in your chest, it's not a human heart. Also, you're bad at music. And writing. And law. Just while we're on the topic, like.

Way, way, way down the list of things that are wrong with you, is an entry about your face.
 
INB4 he finds out a victim was a sexy woman and makes some remark about how she'd still be alive if only she'd banged him...

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When I first saw the news about the stabbing, and that several of the victims were showgirls, my first thought was "Has the slobber goblin finally snapped? Was he rejected one too many times?"
 
Way, way, way down the list of things that are wrong with you, is an entry about your face.
The only reason anyone even focuses on his greasy, slurping fuckface is that it makes him big mad. Any time the thread compares him to other people with exactly the same condition, they're a million times better than this fuckwad.

Also while the facial paralysis is out of his control, he chooses to look filthy and disgusting, like a homeless person. He doesn't even have the excuse of being actually homeless.
 
At some point he's looking at laches issues for unreasonable delay if he hasn't already hit some kind of hard deadline.
Is he under some kind of legal obligation to file a suit? Did I miss something?
 
Is he under some kind of legal obligation to file a suit? Did I miss something?
No. Unless he wants something. If he does file a suit it has to be in a reasonable amount of time though.
 
No. Unless he wants something. If he does file a suit it has to be in a reasonable amount of time though.
Is that from when he withdrew his petition and told the Nevada Secretary of State he was going to sue the Governor? I'm not understanding what started the timer.
 
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