Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

He could pull a Shaun King, A.K.A. Talcum X and claim he is half black. Ever since 0bama half black counts as full black.
Maybe convert to Rastafarianism for good measure.
"This herb is part of my religion cock fag! I can smoke it anyplace I want! Quit trying to hold the black man down!"

He said it in the earlier video: “I’M A TITLE IX MINORITY! YOU DON’T SAY SHIT TO ME!”. He’s stacking oppression buffs in an attempt to gain clout and prevent people from criticising his spergouts. He already became a tranny, then “intersex”, and now he’s added the wheelchair for a +5 oppression multiplier. There isn’t really anywhere further to go for him on the progressive stack from here because he isn’t an ethnic minority. Maybe if he converts to Judaism for clout he could squeeze out a few extra points, I read about an FtM that did that a while ago.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

also please tell me "suck dick for cock" made it into the top of the page quote roster

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Maybe if he converts to Judaism for clout he could squeeze out a few extra points, I read about an FtM that did that a while ago.

I reckon he'd have more success with Islam since that's good with the woke crowd. Judaism is connected to Israel and/or pro-Israel sentiments.
Then again fundie muzzies would rather teach him how to fly than embrace him as a true brother.

Tough choices.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

also please tell me "suck dick for cock" made it into the top of the page quote roster

If this quote isn't part of the next shirt merch run I will riot.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Ritalin will always be the second rate sibling even when his sister is dead. He will never be talented like her. He will never be well liked like her.

He is a talentless hack that lies about his accomplishments and his behavior is so jarring and bad that people are severely impacted when he's around.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Rippers is a liar. He’s not disabled, he’s not intersex, he’s not incontinent and in need of butt garments on the reg. Rioley here is a 40-year-old gangly white man with typical male genitalia (albeit with a big purple birthmark on it) who gets off on wearing diapers in public. He also gets off on playing every minority in the book in an attempt to trap people into “discriminating” against him, so he can loudly cause a scene and get attention.

Disabled? Nah. Rioley had some sort of shadow show up on a brain scan that may have shown MS, and from the hospital he went and got himself a wheelchair, gloves, the whole shebang, so he can claim yet more oppression and discrimination. The kind of MS that has you unable to walk has you unable to scoot at speed like Rioley did in the video - it also doesn’t develop from nothing to being paralysed in a few months, but takes years.

While catching up I couldn't wait to reach the page with the wheelchair-video. This thread is wild.

It has it all. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me puke. I don't know what I liked most, hell, I don't even know where to start laughing.

The credit card incident alone already broke me but then I saw this tweet:

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HOLY SHIT!

And the bio from one his accounts

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WHAT IS THIS?!?!

For real, I don't even understand half of it. I guess I browse not enough profiles and threads about all these weirdos. All I see is gibberish and it's funny. I can't stop laughing. I just can't.

What a glorious OP and what a hilarious ride. Thanks to everyone involved in the thread and posting funny stuff. And thanks to Rioley. You are a wonderful horrifying entertaining freakish trainwreck. I know, all you say and do isn't meant to make me laugh but it does. Thanks, dude.

Never change, Rioley, never change. Life your live to the fullest. Get more crappy tattoos., do drugs and have fun at all the weirdo cons but never change.

Translation of Rioley’s twitter bio: he’s a man in a dress that’ll fuck anything that moves, preferably something wearing a furry suit that doesn’t mind Rioley wearing diapers and pretending to be a baby. And some bdsm rubber fetish bullshit. In simple talk, LOOK AT ME I’M SO SHOCKING.

And he’s a liar, obviously.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

We shall be thankful that Rioley -if he has acutal sex- only buttfucks other dudes in women clothes bc imagine him shlonzing his rotten semen in a real vagina and getting a real woman pregnant. He shall not reproduce. Never.

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

New Rioley Season Waxes


Need cock, how to get
what is desired two ripe plums
gone: Rioley sucks dick.

 

[Mad Hunter]

I reckon he'd have more success with Islam since that's good with the woke crowd. Judaism is connected to Israel and/or pro-Israel sentiments.
Then again fundie muzzies would rather teach him how to fly than embrace him as a true brother.

Tough choices.

Too bad Islam is not good to women and trannies.

 

[Faglock Holmes]

We shall be thankful that Rioley -if he has acutal sex- only buttfucks other dudes in women clothes bc imagine him shlonzing his rotten semen in a real vagina and getting a real woman pregnant. He shall not reproduce. Never.

It makes me wonder if any of these people ever wanted kids. Not that they would be good parents, but I would be hard-pressed to find anyone who hasn't wanted kids at least once. I wonder how they rationalize sterilizing themselves. "I don't want kids because what if they don't respect my pronouns"?

Imagine having a child, and then it falls in with the wrong crowd and starts calling you transphobic and ableist because you reasonably refuse to call it whatever dumb-fuck name it picked. Not worth the risk.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It makes me wonder if any of these people ever wanted kids. Not that they would be good parents, but I would be hard-pressed to find anyone who hasn't wanted kids at least once. I wonder how they rationalize sterilizing themselves. "I don't want kids because what if they don't respect my pronouns"?

Imagine having a child, and then it falls in with the wrong crowd and starts calling you transphobic and ableist because you reasonably refuse to call it whatever dumb-fuck name it picked. Not worth the risk.

These people are spectacularly selfish.

I just came from the tranny sideshows thread and there's a woman in there wondering how she can get her trooned out husband to be more attentive to their baby and I wish it was shocking how little that man cares about his own flesh and blood.

Men often troon out when their wives are pregnant and I think a lot of it is being mad that someone else is getting the attention.

Imagine viewing your own kid as a rival for attention.

 

[Probably An Autist]

It makes me wonder if any of these people ever wanted kids. Not that they would be good parents, but I would be hard-pressed to find anyone who hasn't wanted kids at least once. I wonder how they rationalize sterilizing themselves. "I don't want kids because what if they don't respect my pronouns"?

Imagine having a child, and then it falls in with the wrong crowd and starts calling you transphobic and ableist because you reasonably refuse to call it whatever dumb-fuck name it picked. Not worth the risk.

Tbf I don't really understand anyone that doesn't want kids. whats the point of us being around if not to fulfill our one biological imperitive.

New Rioley Season Waxes


Need cock, how to get
what is desired two ripe plums
gone: Rioley sucks dick.

liar cast down from chair
a crawling worm howls with rage
an elephant cries

alternatively;
Fuck I got suplexed
Better call him a faggot
"I suck dick for cock!"

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I reckon he'd have more success with Islam since that's good with the woke crowd. Judaism is connected to Israel and/or pro-Israel sentiments.

Troons converting to Islam is actually getting a bit common. I imagine the whole modesty and sex segregation thing appeals to their hummilation fetishes. Naturally, actual Muslim women are a bit peeved. As one lady put it, if their male authority figures have to choose between letting dudes into the womens section of mosques and shits, and shutting down those female spaces, it'll be the latter.

 

[Monolith]

I was going to say "I SUCK DICKS FOR COCK" was evidence that God was a Kiwi, but that would technically make Him a ween, and Null probably doesn't need to pick a fight with God next.

As if God could take down the Farms for more than a month.

 

[mrpatapon]

It's funny how redundant the phrase "I SUCK DICKS FOR COCKS!"

Like for what other reason would you want to suck a dick, other than for cash or cocaine maybe?

Also why does it feel the need to blurt this line out? Like is this what being a sexual minority means to someone like Ravioli?

 

[lindsayfan]

i wonder if there will be actual consequences for this obviously violent male pervert. i know furries are the epitome of degen but they're not as universally idpol-driven as some other subcultures. there's a high percentage of hostile replies to brett's latest sympathy tweet ("Take Care ")

he's continuing to hide replies that don't suit his narrative but there's no other action on either of his twitter accounts. my god that after-dark one is ghastly. he is truly ugly inside and out.

is there clarity on the source of his money? i assume he's a trustfund kid since he doesn't work and spends constant $$ on pedo fetish art

HUFF HUFF

 

[UncleDaddy]

Troons converting to Islam is actually getting a bit common. I imagine the whole modesty and sex segregation thing appeals to their hummilation fetishes. Naturally, actual Muslim women are a bit peeved. As one lady put it, if their male authority figures have to choose between letting dudes into the womens section of mosques and shits, and shutting down those female spaces, it'll be the latter.

Jesus, I know I've seen a picture of a singular Muslim troon but I didn't realize it was becoming that widespread. I also saw an 'everyone clapped' tier story about how a hijabi co-worker was okay with them seeing her hair because Allah knows he's a real woman or whatever.

Thank fuck Rioley is far too liberal to go larping as conservative as Muslim. Even if it would be amusing for a little while.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I just like this faggots little Luitenant Dan skittle there at the end of it.

 

[Probably An Autist]

is there clarity on the source of his money? i assume he's a trustfund kid since he doesn't work and spends constant $$ on pedo fetish art

not sure if its known. I've assumed he's grifting neetbux and claiming benefits he doesn't qualify for.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"I'm so sorry that happened to you" might be my favorite part. THEY ACTUALLY SAY IT IN REAL LIFE OH MY GOD

They really are NPCs.
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
"I'm so sorry that happened to you."