Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[buoyverificationfuel]

Is there a known reason for why Steph won't use actual testosterone and prefers these useless supplements? Why go through all this trouble to buy unknown crap online when she can just get on actual T?

Honestly I think she just desperately wants to be someone else. She just doesn't know who that someone is. I actually found myself feeling bad for her, but then I remembered the child grooming and womb wizardry and I got over it.

She definitely does not want to be a man. She wants to be an uwu tumblr soft trans boi. Being on T for real would be way too much for her, I doubt she could handle a second puberty.

Transitioning is also not the answer to becoming a brand new person. If a person genuinely has severe gender dysphoria, transitioning is supposed to help them feel more like the person they are in their soul.
If you want to totally reinvent yourself for whatever reason, go for it. Medical transition is not a good answer. Just dye your hair and DIY some cutoffs like people used to do.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you want to totally reinvent yourself for whatever reason, go for it. Medical transition is not a good answer. Just dye your hair and DIY some cutoffs like people used to do.

This is another reason Staph is baffling. She clearly knows how to buy clothing, and she joined Online Druid School; she could reinvent herself. Half-ass "transition" supplements is just a lot of money outlay for... bragging rights?

I'm surprised we haven't had a tattoo arc yet; she makes patches, she fancies herself an artist and a spiritual authority, and she's at least as high-functioning as ADF.

 

[Meowzers]

I'm surprised we haven't had a tattoo arc yet; she makes patches, she fancies herself an artist and a spiritual authority, and she's at least as high-functioning as ADF.

we're talking about a person that doesn't even have pierced ears. she doesn't dye her hair and mom cuts/brushes it for her. she's never worn her "battle jackets" that she's wasted so much money and glitter paint on in public. as funny as a tattoo arc would be, being an actually cool punk enby just not in the stars

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Imagine if Staph got into getting tattoos. She would be lasering off the last flag and getting a tattoo of the new one she identifies with every six months. Or she would just keep adding any flag she identifies with until her arms and legs look like striped sticks of candy.

Staph is a fickle cow, though. I was looking at her Etsy shop and marvelling at the 200 patches for sale, because if you look at them from oldest to newest listings then its like her autobiography. Whatever hot topic is trending on Twitter that day, she makes a patch of it, then barely mentions that topic again. Some patches I didn't know what the fuck she was referencing because they're so dated.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Twitter dump:



Here's the screenshot from that last one. Apparently a user uploading something triggered this:


And a patch:

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

there's not even context to this keffals patch and like @Pee Your Pants said, it will be dated soon enough

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I found Staph's etsy profile and her likes are public. Includes FTM packers and herbal T booster supplements, along her usual kitschy queer trash.

Spoiler: A selection of a few pages

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You missed these two very on brand things she favourited amongst the serial killer tat, Michael Jackson pendants, fake dicks, and Rabbie quality gay pride clothing.

Spoiler: Any excuse

 

[Simon]

You missed these two very on brand things she favourited amongst the serial killer tat, Michael Jackson pendants, fake dicks, and Rabbie quality gay pride clothing.

Spoiler: Any excuse

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How about we fucking not? Nobody wants to have a conversation about IBS or incontinence. I can't believe these have 5 stars.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

The patches crack me up every time. She clearly has no friends, goes nowhere, and spends no time around anyone who sews patches on their clothing. She's not thinking that when you grab your vest that's covered with band patches, political slogans, badges, and symbols, WHY would you want it to say, for months or even years on end, everywhere you go, on the bus, at the store, around strangers, at a concert: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEFFALS. ?? LMFAO it's just straight up retarded

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

So she is dropping the Druid thing now? Also looks like she is appropriating another ancient deity and trying to make it trans. She is quite the little heretic isn't she?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Hahaha, piss your pants.

 

[Simon]

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So, she's had such a bad cough for so long, that she's using diapers? Did I read that correctly? Wow, Steph...just wow.

 

[Rap Scallion]

It's probably because she's fat and has sleep apnea.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

How about we fucking not? Nobody wants to have a conversation about IBS or incontinence. I can't believe these have 5 stars.

to be fair the ratings are on the shop account itself, not for the specific product

 

[Meowzers]

i haven't checked her alt in a while, but she's been pretty saucy there. she's going full hybristrophile and still thinks KF is down. nasty staphy is back, baby!

Spoiler: I've been fucking ghosts since 2009 and I still can't figure out how I can feel their cum.

TCC thirst tweeting

i don't think i'm femmeinfernal hellsexual ace enough to understand adam driver's appeal, but that's just me.

has a new ghost beau entered the fray?!

wait, maybe not.

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[omori]

Staph… romancing the spirit of tobacco. Thank you I needed that laugh.

 

[Chromeo]

i haven't checked her alt in a while, but she's been pretty saucy there. she's going full hybristrophile and still thinks KF is down. nasty staphy is back, baby!

Spoiler: I've been fucking ghosts since 2009 and I still can't figure out how I can feel their cum.

TCC thirst tweeting
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i don't think i'm femmeinfernal hellsexual ace enough to understand adam driver's appeal, but that's just me.
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has a new ghost beau entered the fray?!
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wait, maybe not.
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Dahmer? Richard? Oh god which ghost. I'm so excited for Ghost Harem 2: Electric Boogaloo

See, normies let tobacco into their lungs, but Stephanie is so special she lets him into her vagina.
something something "blow smoke up my ass" something...

"It was only a few weeks ago KiwiFarms was finally banned for good."
"WE'RE STILL HERE STOP TELLING EVERYONE WE'RE DEAD"
"Sometimes I can still hear their voice."

Also shouldn't feeling the presence of the dearly departed be a familiar feeling for you, O great ghost-whisperer? lmao

 

[Vi0l3t]

You know this Dahmer movie is bringing out the ghost harem, glad its back.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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See, normies let tobacco into their lungs, but Stephanie is so special she lets him into her vagina.
something something "blow smoke up my ass" something...

Back in my day, we used to call that move "The Lewinsky."