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[AirdropShitposts]

It looks like he went to the hairdressers. What disturbs me most about this is the fact that he probably had some woman wash his filthy hair.
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You know it's heckin true and honest female hair because it's sorta pink!

 

[lamp shade]

They let him leave with wet hair? Is that a normal thing or a sign the hair stylists were over it? I’ve never been sent out of a salon with wet hair.

Also, goddamn he’s an ugly man.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Got a recommendation for a decent quality boot-knife that isn't horrendously expensive?

 

[Moon Cricket]

They let him leave with wet hair? Is that a normal thing or a sign the hair stylists were over it? I’ve never been sent out of a salon with wet hair.

Also, goddamn he’s an ugly man.

I would be absolutely fuming, genuinely livid if I paid a hairdresser and left with wet hair clinging down my back. No woman would accept this.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt (I know, I know!) I have to assume that he means he got a friend to do his hair at home or something.

Also that hairline seems to have retreated drastically recently. My advice to Kevin would be the ditch the blonde. It washes him out and makes his hair look thinner and further back than it would with a medium brown.

 

[AnOminous]

Also that hairline seems to have retreated drastically recently. My advice to Kevin would be the ditch the blonde. It washes him out and makes his hair look thinner and further back than it would with a medium brown.

It somehow makes him look even more like a man.

 

[FinnSven]

Got a recommendation for a decent quality boot-knife that isn't horrendously expensive?

Not really.
If you want a small and strong knife that I suppose you could put in a boot, the Mora Eldris is ok.
It’s probably around 20-30 usd.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Between the cheap-ass Sally's Beauty developer in the background and those outrageously outdated hairdryers he's sitting in front of, I would love to know what kind of shit-hole salon he could have gone to to get that botch job. A low-end hair school perhaps? That hairline combined with then untoned yellow roots? Fabulous. With every selfie he blesses us with his head is looking more and more like a butternut squash.

Most stylists don't like to let clients leave without drying, especially because it's basically impossible to check how the color came out when it's wet, and most haircuts need finishing work when the hair is dry. Maybe they didn't dry it because they wanted to get him out the door as fast as possible? Maybe the sound of the blowdryer sends him into an autistic fit?

And those brows...woof. If he got them shaped into an arch, maybe he wouldn't have to scrunch up his face so hard that he has inch-deep forehead lines.

 

[80's Dad]

I'm torn on calling this hair dresser both 'half rate' and 'delightfully transphobic'. I've never left the salon with wet hair, especially after a color service. The bleach blonde at his roots is almost platinum, while the rest is straw-like, both in color and texture. The pink is patchy and already looks like it's been through 20 shampooings. That hair line is atrocious and starts half way up his entire skull. I'm not one to get worked up over hair all that much, but I would legitimately cry after this being done to my head. That being said, this being done to Kevin is hilarious.

Women don't typically post pictures of ill-fitting t-shirts at the angle that shows the full glory of their beer gut. I get that this is a photo of him in his jammies just to show the shirt, but I don't know a fat woman that would willingly post a photo like that. Also, that's also a stupid drawing. Saxophones don't have valves, and it's little slimy, wet axolotl fingers would get the pads all wet!

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Between the cheap-ass Sally's Beauty developer in the background and those outrageously outdated hairdryers he's sitting in front of, I would love to know what kind of shit-hole salon he could have gone to to get that botch job. A low-end hair school perhaps? That hairline combined with then untoned yellow roots? Fabulous. With every selfie he blesses us with his head is looking more and more like a butternut squash.

Don't forget, he's out in the boonies of rural Colorado. I'm guessing the local beauty parlors aren't as well stocked with the latest products and equipment.

As for the photo, I imagine he still hadn't been blowdried but wanted to take a selfie right then anyway, because why does Kevin ever take the selfies he does?

 

[stupid frog]

As for the photo, I imagine he still hadn't been blowdried but wanted to take a selfie right then anyway, because why does Kevin ever take the selfies he does?

The second set of pics, he has changed shirts (in to PJs?) and is laying on pillows... hotel pillows? Tranch bed don't look that nice.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe they didn't dry it because they wanted to get him out the door as fast as possible? Maybe the sound of the blowdryer sends him into an autistic fit?

Possibly a creepy mentally ill male pervert being there was making the other patrons uncomfortable.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

I’ll never understand it. Spend thousands of dollars on hormones and vaginoplasties and really shitty Transformers, but can’t afford to start on Propecia like 8 years ago? I realize Propecia wouldn’t let his hair regrow, but it would have at least prevented it from getting worse.

At least drag queens put in effort and wear wigs, you know, like real women who are balding do. Leave it to people like Kevin to exert absolutely no effort.

And I’ll echo what others have said. I cannot even imagine leaving a salon, even one as sad-looking as the one in that photo, with dripping wet hair. I know some places were trying that shit during the pandemic, but that’s clearly not an excuse now. Kevin, if you paid for this, and they made you leave with wet hair, you got screwed. Demand better.

Honestly, he’d be so much better off putting the boob job money towards a hair transplant. He'll never, ever, ever, ever pass but at least a better hairline would improve his overall look.

 

[Naes]

I’ll never understand it. Spend thousands of dollars on hormones and vaginoplasties and really shitty Transformers, but can’t afford to start on Propecia like 8 years ago? I realize Propecia wouldn’t let his hair regrow, but it would have at least prevented it from getting worse.

At least drag queens put in effort and wear wigs, you know, like real women who are balding do. Leave it to people like Kevin to exert absolutely no effort.

And I’ll echo what others have said. I cannot even imagine leaving a salon, even one as sad-looking as the one in that photo, with dripping wet hair. I know some places were trying that shit during the pandemic, but that’s clearly not an excuse now. Kevin, if you paid for this, and they made you leave with wet hair, you got screwed. Demand better.

Honestly, he’d be so much better off putting the boob job money towards a hair transplant. He'll never, ever, ever, ever pass but at least a better hairline would improve his overall look.

The next big GFM will be for hair plugs, watch and see.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I’ll never understand it. Spend thousands of dollars on hormones and vaginoplasties and really shitty Transformers, but can’t afford to start on Propecia like 8 years ago? I realize Propecia wouldn’t let his hair regrow, but it would have at least prevented it from getting worse.

At least drag queens put in effort and wear wigs, you know, like real women who are balding do. Leave it to people like Kevin to exert absolutely no effort.

And I’ll echo what others have said. I cannot even imagine leaving a salon, even one as sad-looking as the one in that photo, with dripping wet hair. I know some places were trying that shit during the pandemic, but that’s clearly not an excuse now. Kevin, if you paid for this, and they made you leave with wet hair, you got screwed. Demand better.

Honestly, he’d be so much better off putting the boob job money towards a hair transplant. He'll never, ever, ever, ever pass but at least a better hairline would improve his overall look.

But why? Lady just means bobs, vagine AmHole, and estrogen. Long hair (ideally not naturally colored) is nice but not necessary for womanshood. You're trying to impose your fascist transphobia on what it means to be a woman rather than realizing that woman is rubbing your big estrogen enhanced bobs while sticking stuff in your AmHole.

 

[Trianon]

They let him leave with wet hair? Is that a normal thing or a sign the hair stylists were over it? I’ve never been sent out of a salon with wet hair.

Also, goddamn he’s an ugly man.

Often styling/blow-drying is technically an extra charge, so if you are just going straight home afterward, it saves you a little money. I've done it before, but it feels weird. It would usually only be done if you're in a hurry or just wanted a really quick trim that doesn't need to be perfect.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

And I’ll echo what others have said. I cannot even imagine leaving a salon, even one as sad-looking as the one in that photo, with dripping wet hair. I know some places were trying that shit during the pandemic, but that’s clearly not an excuse now. Kevin, if you paid for this, and they made you leave with wet hair, you got screwed. Demand better.

I'd say another example of "trans women" being blissfully unaware of female socialisation, but like, I'm a man, and I've never left a barber or a hairdresser with wet hair.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd say another example of "trans women" being blissfully unaware of female socialisation, but like, I'm a man, and I've never left a barber or a hairdresser with wet hair.

If that happened even in a goddamn Wal-Mart Supercuts, I'd feel ripped off.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

If that happened even in a goddamn Wal-Mart Supercuts, I'd feel ripped off.

Trans people in general seem really bad about demanding basic quality from people they're paying. I thought it was just the surgeons, but no, apparently hairdressers count too.

 

[AnOminous]

Trans people in general seem really bad about demanding basic quality from people they're paying. I thought it was just the surgeons, but no, apparently hairdressers count too.

Well, that happens when you're so disgusting nobody wants to be around you any longer than absolutely necessary. Even non-troon woketards who defend this bullshit all day on Twitter don't want to be around these foul people.

Like how phony liberal white people love black people. . .in YOUR neighborhood.

 

[forgotten corn]

Good god that hairline. It’s getting so much worse. Someone needs to make a comprehensive timeline of his balding.