Artcow Patty Locke / Peter Locke / AuntBibby / UncleBibby / petermobeter - Artistic autist and kino musician whose every thought is a randomtxt. Abstract pansexual and virgin with rage, but keeping cheerful.

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I feel like there are fewer internet nuts who are into music, but it seems like when they are they're always a cut above in terms of variety entertainment value. Meanwhile the visual art community is just dripping with casual low level tardage.


Eh, idk, I don't know if I agree with the idea this is a Chris Chan.

This guy is a weirdo neurotic, but he seems to know he is where as Chris was gullible and lacked any form of self-awareness. A man in a pickle suit walked away with his date and he just kind of accepted that's life, sometimes a guy dressed up as a fermented vegetable is going to steal your girl, what are you going to do?

Plus this individual makes a style of music that's not exactly difficult to make, but it's certainly not offensive to listen to; reminder that Chris was an individual who was so musically stunted that he believed that playing guitar hero made him a genuine hotshot, and shrieking new lyrics over billboard top 100s counted as writing music.

This guy is clearly no Chris Chan. He seems to have his own unique form of crazy.
Yeah Chris was the kind of cow that comes once in a lifetime, there will never be another Classic Chris, the World Has Moved On, but this guy is the best and closest I've seen for a long, long time to recapturing the feeling I used to get watching new Chris videos before Bob died.
I don't think he's the type to fall for trolls like Chris was, he's a least semi functional, and not a completely naive gullible shut in like Chris, but thats better in a way, all the trolling and catfish schemes and general fuckery are what put Chris where he is today, he was fucked in the head long before the Idea Guys got at him.
I don't want to see what happened to Chris happen to anyone again.
After Bob Chris was burned out and just got weirder and crazier every year till we ended up with the Barbening.
This guys never gonna be what Chris was, and I hope he never becomes what Chris is, but he's a good replacement, I like him.
I foresee great things from him.
I shall watch his career with great interest.
 
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Patty seems lower functioning than Chris-Chan. Chris-chan could have been fairly high functioning and even lived independently if he'd have gotten the proper help and intervention. He didn't and ended up worse off for it. I get the sense that Patty HAS gotten a ton of help and intervention. This is as good as she gets. 100 years ago she would probably be non-verbal and tied up in a straight jacket.

God bless whoever it was whose job it was to wrangle him as a kid despite the tard raging. You have truly given us a gift.
 
Patty seems lower functioning than Chris-Chan. Chris-chan could have been fairly high functioning and even lived independently if he'd have gotten the proper help and intervention. He didn't and ended up worse off for it. I get the sense that Patty HAS gotten a ton of help and intervention. This is as good as she gets. 100 years ago she would probably be non-verbal and tied up in a straight jacket.

God bless whoever it was whose job it was to wrangle him as a kid despite the tard raging. You have truly given us a gift.
I would argue that the intervention had made him worse. It looks like the electro therapy did more damage than good and his mental stability has declined.
 
A man in a pickle suit walked away with his date and he just kind of accepted that's life, sometimes a guy dressed up as a fermented vegetable is going to steal your girl, what are you going to do?
What you mean that never happened to you? I thought it was one of those things we all went through at some point in our teens...
Maybe you had a sheltered upbringing?
Patty seems lower functioning than Chris-Chan. Chris-chan could have been fairly high functioning and even lived independently if he'd have gotten the proper help and intervention. He didn't and ended up worse off for it. I get the sense that Patty HAS gotten a ton of help and intervention. This is as good as she gets. 100 years ago she would probably be non-verbal and tied up in a straight jacket.

God bless whoever it was whose job it was to wrangle him as a kid despite the tard raging. You have truly given us a gift.
If you look at his earlier videos he seems a lot more switched on and not as retarded.
It might be he's on some heavy Anti Psychotics, but I think that Electro Shock shit has fucked him up a lot.
I didn't even know they still did that shit tbh. It seems fucking barbaric imo, almost like torture, like behave yourself and stop acting out or we'll shock the shit out of you again.
Makes me wonder if any "positive medical benefits" from it aren't just the victim being afraid of being tortured again.
Just doesn't seem right, and if thats whats made Patty slower, its kinda fucked.
Theres a definite difference in his affect from before 2018 and after, for sure.
 
What you mean that never happened to you? I thought it was one of those things we all went through at some point in our teens...
Maybe you had a sheltered upbringing?

If you look at his earlier videos he seems a lot more switched on and not as retarded.
It might be he's on some heavy Anti Psychotics, but I think that Electro Shock shit has fucked him up a lot.
I didn't even know they still did that shit tbh. It seems fucking barbaric imo, almost like torture, like behave yourself and stop acting out or we'll shock the shit out of you again.
Makes me wonder if any "positive medical benefits" from it aren't just the victim being afraid of being tortured again.
Just doesn't seem right, and if thats whats made Patty slower, its kinda fucked.
Theres a definite difference in his affect from before 2018 and after, for sure.
Shock therapy can help, but its usually a last resort because you are basically rolling the dice to see what results you get. I don't know if the parents rushed him or his violent tendencies were really violent which electroshock therapy is usually used for.

Knowing canadian healthcare, they can be really restricted on some things like basic ADHD care and really unrestricted on getting fucked up shit like antidepressants and psychotics not approved by the FDA and euthanization.

It could very well be that he had been blocked out of other options due to the dumb Canadian medical system and electro therapy was easily accessible and easy to schedule.
 
Shock therapy can help, but its usually a last resort because you are basically rolling the dice to see what results you get. I don't know if the parents rushed him or his violent tendencies were really violent which electroshock therapy is usually used for.

Knowing canadian healthcare, they can be really restricted on some things like basic ADHD care and really unrestricted on getting fucked up shit like antidepressants and psychotics not approved by the FDA and euthanization.

It could very well be that he had been blocked out of other options due to the dumb Canadian medical system and electro therapy was easily accessible and easy to schedule.
How the fuck is that shit even still legal?
I thought it was a relic, like lobotomy, like shit you see on old movies like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, but an outdated practise thats no longer used.
Because it just looks like straight up torture to me, behave yourself or we fucking zap you again lol, and if Patty is any indication, if that shit works at all, its because it just fries their brain and turns them into a fucking retard.
I don't normally go in for moral fagging but this shit just seems like something out of a fucking horror film.
 
How the fuck is that shit even still legal?
I thought it was a relic, like lobotomy, like shit you see on old movies like One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, but an outdated practise thats no longer used.
Because it just looks like straight up torture to me, behave yourself or we fucking zap you again lol, and if Patty is any indication, if that shit works at all, its because it just fries their brain and turns them into a fucking retard.
I don't normally go in for moral fagging but this shit just seems like something out of a fucking horror film.
Their argument is that the risk is much lower now with new technology. It's also usually used as a last resort and for severe psychopaths with extreme violent tendencies who's only hope is to have their brain shuffled and see if they don't want to impulsively murder people anymore.

Which makes me wonder if Peter really was that dangerously violent, he still has some tendencies in his recent videos, I wonder if he actually tried to physically harm people in a tard rage fashion before the therapy.
 
Their argument is that the risk is much lower now with new technology. It's also usually used as a last resort and for severe psychopaths with extreme violent tendencies who's only hope is to have their brain shuffled and see if they don't want to impulsively murder people anymore.

Which makes me wonder if Peter really was that dangerously violent, he still has some tendencies in his recent videos, I wonder if he actually tried to physically harm people in a tard rage fashion before the therapy.
Barbaric as it might seem it does seem to have a legit benefit for those that are too far gone to reach normally. Severe depression, a psychotic break, suicidal ideation and things of that nature. Without knowing more about him it's hard to say what he was like before this.

It looks a lot worse than it is with all the convulsing as a large jolt of electricity effectively gives you a full body seizure and in some cases the treatment doesn't work and we wind up with people like Peter here. But recent studies have shown an 80% success rate so it's still being used.
 
Which makes me wonder if Peter really was that dangerously violent, he still has some tendencies in his recent videos, I wonder if he actually tried to physically harm people in a tard rage fashion before the therapy.
I hope not, this dudes pretty fun, I don't want my new favorite cow to turn out to have sealed records from when he killed 4 people with a fucking axe in a fit of tard rage when he was 17.
But recent studies have shown an 80% success rate so it's still being used.
I'll bet lol.
Fucking electrocute me and I'd behave too.
Shit strap me to that fucking thing and zap me a few dozen times and tell me you'll do it again unless I declare trans women are women and learn to love the amhole I'd like to think I'd tell them to fuck off, but I don't know man, maybe I'd go out shopping for a respirator, if you follow me.
Torture seems like a pretty effective way to force compliance to me, the question is whether its really fixing the problem or are the victims of electro shock just afraid they'll be punished?
I mean you can get shock collars for vicious dogs too, but pain compliance doesn't seem a very humane method of treatment, and I have extreme reservations that that isn't all this electro shock shit is.
 
In honor of Bibby's graduation, here's some content. First, a self-described genre of music called either Pattycore or Pattystep, depending whether you believe the title or the description. Trigger warning for extensive armpit as Patty battles with the camera falling over for the first 20 seconds.

PATTYCORE genre, 2021 [Link | Archive]

Second, a delightful Peter piece in his Zangief cosplay.

Zangief Time: Ep - 1: Drumming, 2014 [Link | Archive]

As for the state of Patty, I'll hope for the best but prepare for the worst. It'd be a little dense not to see the potential for something really rough to come up in the past or future, but for now there's a whole lot of endearing elements.
 
Wow this is some prime quality milk.
He really acts like a cartoon character.
Love that he has 2 taxfunded tard-helper
 
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Barbaric as it might seem it does seem to have a legit benefit for those that are too far gone to reach normally.
It doesn't remotely resemble what it used to, generally being aimed at some specific part of the brain. It's also usually reserved for otherwise completely intractable cases. I have no idea whether this particular guy got one of the few reversions to barbarism that currently exist, but it's pretty unlikely he had the bullshit McMurphy got like basically just hooking jumper cables to your head and blasting away.
 
I'm kinda unironically rooting for this guy to keep living his best life. He's like a cryogenically preserved clone of Golden Age Chris-chan, except with the ability to come up with original concepts for drawings, some genuine musical talent and no complex about being a virgin with rage. 10/10 would buy him a chocolate milk

edit: Also it saddens me that people are already weening in his video comments. Patty is a breath of fresh air from all the other despicable, grifting, criminal trans cows who just make us all angry, and if he gets bullied off the internet it will be a great loss.
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I'm kinda unironically rooting for this guy to keep living his best life. He's like a cryogenically preserved clone of Golden Age Chris-chan, except with the ability to come up with original concepts for drawings, some genuine musical talent and no complex about being a virgin with rage. 10/10 would buy him a chocolate milk

edit: Also it saddens me that people are already weening in his video comments. Patty is a breath of fresh air from all the other despicable, grifting, criminal trans cows who just make us all angry, and if he gets bullied off the internet it will be a great loss.
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He is the lolcow the internet needs, but doesn't deserve.
 
The "chocolate milk" song is really good. If it's wholly original that's quite impressive. If he came on the farms I'd encourage him to do more, but obviously it's not a good thing to go to the cows if they reside off site, you have to wait for them to come to you.
 
Fucking electrocute me and I'd behave too.
Shit strap me to that fucking thing and zap me a few dozen times and tell me you'll do it again unless I declare trans women are women and learn to love the amhole I'd like to think I'd tell them to fuck off, but I don't know man, maybe I'd go out shopping for a respirator, if you follow me.
Torture seems like a pretty effective way to force compliance to me, the question is whether its really fixing the problem or are the victims of electro shock just afraid they'll be punished?
I mean you can get shock collars for vicious dogs too, but pain compliance doesn't seem a very humane method of treatment, and I have extreme reservations that that isn't all this electro shock shit is.
Electro shock therapy doesn't actually hurt that much except maybe the skin around the area the electrodes were placed but that comes afterwards. The brain itself feels no pain. Also you're placed under general anesthesia which means you're actually going to be asleep when it happens. Some instances of headache, nausea and sore muscles are about as painful as it gets.
 
I would argue that the intervention had made him worse. It looks like the electro therapy did more damage than good and his mental stability has declined.
Agreed. a timeline of his padded room visits throughout the years can be constructed from his lack of posts on social media and his mothers facebook album. every time he resurfaced he was seemingly worse off. Oddly enough he used to talk about wanting to kill himself due to being so aggressive and hitting his mom/other family members several years ago, but now that he's trooned out I haven't seen him mention suicide once. I find it sad. Also he fucking hates Elon Musk.
 
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