Interests 3/5 Possible PS4 acquisition

[Tubular Monkey]

Won't be seeing him no more.

RIP videos
RIP Chris's "business"
RIP attempts at socializing
RIP last vestiges of hygiene
RIP Barb

PS4 was literally the worst thing he could get at this point in his life. I actually almost feel bad for him. Almost. He was always going to turn his back on the extreme consequences coming his way. So fuck him.

 

[CatParty]

Whelp if he bought his ps4 say goodbye to medallion sales

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Good catch, @Keine !

I'm thinking we'll either at least get one video before the inevitable dry spell. It's either going to be about

a) thanking the "fan" who "bought" him the PS4 with a disingenuous statement about how he's still hard at work on the medallions/Amiibos/Sonichu pages, or

b) him actually owning up to buying the PS4 & attempting to (poorly) use it to garner sympathy ("I had to buy MY OWN BIRTHDAY PRESENT MYSELF because no one cares about me, not even my fans!"), then reneging on his promise to do LBP livestreams because the condition was that he'd only do it if someone else bought the PS4 for him.

I'm leaning more toward A, though. Chris tends to lie first before actually owning up to anything (& he only does the latter if he's forced to).

 

[Agentpeanut]

Won't be seeing him no more.

RIP videos
RIP Chris's "business"
RIP attempts at socializing
RIP last vestiges of hygiene
RIP Barb

PS4 was literally the worst thing he could get at this point in his life. I actually almost feel bad for him. Almost. He was always going to turn his back on the extreme consequences coming his way. So fuck him.

The sad thing is that Chris would actually consider this to be a "Life Upgrade".

 

[Tubular Monkey]

The sad thing is that Chris would actually consider this to be a "Life Upgrade".

Chris lives on borrowed time. He'll be playing PS4 5 minutes before he's homeless.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I hope his PS4 dies from all the filth.

 

[Melkor]

Now we have to wait longer for the new Sonichu pages.

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

What games would Chris even play on it? What was the point of buying it?

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

Well, at least Ubisoft can rest assured that they've got Christine's credit card tugboat money when he inevitably splurges out on The Division and its accompanying season pass next Tuesday. Same goes for Capcom and Street Fighter 5, too. Even though you can unlock future dlc characters for free without having to spend any money at all. Unfortunately, that requires, y'know, effort. So that counts Fatty right out.

I genuinely fear the season pass culture of modern gaming is going to bankrupt him.

 

[mrmilkman]

It's a shame it came to an end like this. I was hoping to see Chris sperg more.

 

[Without A Gout]

Enjoy your life upgrade for YouTube, Chris.

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

Won't be seeing him no more.
PS4 was literally the worst thing he could get at this point in his life. I actually almost feel bad for him. Almost. He was always going to turn his back on the extreme consequences coming his way. So fuck him.

It's a shame it came to an end like this. I was hoping to see Chris sperg more.

Some of Chris's best moments came from his Playstation. Think LBP, Chris Humps his Ps3, and even the Pixelated Ps3 of Fail. I'm extremely confident that the Ps4 will bring as much fun as its' predecessor.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Won't be seeing him no more.

RIP videos
RIP Chris's "business"
RIP attempts at socializing
RIP last vestiges of hygiene
RIP Barb

PS4 was literally the worst thing he could get at this point in his life. I actually almost feel bad for him. Almost. He was always going to turn his back on the extreme consequences coming his way. So fuck him.

I think Chris will surprise us with something amazingly lulzworthy this year. Every time anyone says that this is the Twilight of the ManBaby, Chris does a stupid that was never expected.

Chris lives on borrowed time. He'll be playing PS4 5 minutes before he's homeless.

More like he'll be playing his vidya even while the Sheriff is kicking down the door after the bank had given prior notice of foreclosure and finds that Chris is still inside. Sheriff Steven S. Smith will fulfill Bob's promise to cut down that Internet.

 

[Clown Doll]

RIP videos

Depends on how his "handler" is capable of directing him. Remember that the Lesbian sleepover vids and many other videos Chris' been making lately haven't been about money or the PS4.

RIP Chris's "business"

Might take a big hit until he realizes he needs money for games.

RIP attempts at socializing

For a while, but then again, Chris plays a lot on his PS3 already. AFAIK there are no "big hit" games that Chris would sink more hours into than he already does with his PS3 games. His library on the PS4 will probably mostly be shovelware crap like Hannah Montana : The Movie : The Game like on his PSTripple.

I genuinely fear the season pass culture of modern gaming is going to bankrupt him.

He bought, on his PS3, DLC for games he didn't even own. With the PS4, it'd be safe to expect he'll continue doing what he did with his PS3.

 

[Ravenor]

Some of Chris's best moments came from his Playstation. Think LBP, Chris Humps his Ps3, and even the Pixelated Ps3 of Fail. I'm extremely confident that the Ps4 will bring as much fun as its' predecessor.

Chris was walked into those situations by various sweethearts or troll's, unless some one like his current manager is up to going over old and tierd ground I wouldn't get my hopes up.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

That's another $500 of taxpayers' money to add to the tally.

 

[JU 199]

I hope he enjoys his PSquad

 

[Trilby]

Even in the end it's not like Chris is using his own money to buy it.


He bought both copies of Project Diva. He probably has no clue who she is, except for being in that game.

He did use a song from that for one of his Sonichu comics (I think it was a tune Jiggliami sang at the beach concert).

Until you kill his character and he loses all progress.

Spoiler: Long Speech

Poor Chris!

I'm not surprised at all if Chris has went out and bought one for himself. It's no coincidence that he's started playing it on the exact day his deadline ended, he realised it wasn't going to come as a gift and couldn't wait any longer.

Like a few other people I'm now strongly expecting him to become a lot more quiet with video uploads and Facebook posts. Content dried up the last time he got his PS3 so I'm expecting the same again asides from maybe an LBP playthrough which we already know is as boring as shit

Shame, I was getting so used to his grammar butchering.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

According to this, he either hasn't popped a PS4 game into it, or has yet to sync his trophies. Trophy info is added to the account the moment you boot up the game, but it won't actually show up until you sync to the server.

What's his ID anyway?

Sonichu. What else would it be?

 

[Katolate]

If Chris got a PS4 you can bet he will start making excuses to not deliver any of the things he already sold through internet.
No medallions, amiibos, comics, etc. Chris needs free time to play!