Interests 3/5 Possible PS4 acquisition

[Krieger]

If there's but one silver lining in all this, it's Chris has so far avoided the Xbox One thanks to his autistic hatred to all consoles Microsoft. If he bought one, rest assured he'd find a way to fuck the whole thing up and keep the Kinect camera on perma-record until it gains sentience, learns fear and hate, and decides the only cure for autism is death.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Everybody keep watch for the video where he demands money because he and his mother are "not well off".

To be fair, that purchase was REQUIRED

 

[anephric]

Call me optimistic but I can see this PS4 buy leading to more content and worse autism. We're talking about someone with zero control of their impulse purchases living in a household with an elderly / dying / mummified parent. At the absolute least, we can look forward to many more videos of e-begging, each more dramatic than the last.

 

[AN/ALR56]

the ps4 can use the ps câmera which has 2 câmeras,720p capture and 4 mics so we can see and hear every minor detail in chris.
(Horrifying ratings incoming)

 

[DZ 305]

what


ARE....


THOSE???

Yep, those look like they are dreidels.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

To be fair, that purchase was REQUIRED

We should tell him that food and bills are more REQUIRED.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I also predict that the content output from Chris is going to pretty much dry up, at least for now.

He probably has no clue who she is, except for being in that game.

With Chris' exceptional facial recognition skills, she's probably the "spittin' image" of Michiru from Sailor Moon, and of course, how he sees himself.

 

[DZ 305]

We should tell him that food and bills are more REQUIRED.

You know that Chris wouldn't listen. Besides, he thinks McDonald's counts as food.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Do you guys think he bought the ps camera?
it will vastly improve audio and vídeo quality of his vídeos.

 

[Dain Bramage]

We should tell him that food and bills are more REQUIRED.

No room in the fridge. Sperm containers are REQUIRED.

 

[Relax Guy]

Doesn't he owe a guy like 100 pages of the Sonichu comic? I'm guessing that's never going to happen now.

Aye, it's never gonna happen and he also doesn't give a fuck about paying DStecks back.

 

[CornetteFace]

Hang with me here. But what if, in his exceptional individual brain. Chris concocted a plan were if he bought a PS4 for himself with his he could leach more money off of weens by playing the "I don't have the money to support my mother" card Alec hinted at? Say he starts claiming that Barb needs a new visit to the dentist or such.

Could Chris concoct such a plan and think it would work? Or am I giving him too much credit as an evil mastermind/sperg?

 

[Marvin]

We should tell him that food and bills are more REQUIRED.

I don't know... that sounds a lot like exceeding the hurtful truth level...

 

[LD 3187]

Chris on Twitch would be interesting, if only to see how he'd react to chat (which would absolutely be pure, unfiltered, cancerous autism).

He could actually make some money even. Like, just have a like $5 donation incentive to 1v1 OPL in Street Fighter or something. If he did this for a few hours, he might make a decent bit of money, provided he could be convinced to accept getting his ass beat over and over again.

Chris doesn't provide any kind of funny commentary while playing. I would expect his stream to be similar to his Mario Kart videos with an occasional stress sigh. The stream chat would be basically julay spam so i can see him just hiding the chat if for some reason he still wants to stream. Our best hope for content from said stream would be is his current manager was a mod on the chat and tried to setup stuff like the strret fighter match you suggested, but i think it is unlikely and even if it happens it won't last long. Would love for Chris to prove me wrong though.

Hang with me here. But what if, in his exceptional individual brain. Chris concocted a plan were if he bought a PS4 for himself with his he could leach more money off of weens by playing the "I don't have the money to support my mother" card Alec hinted at? Say he starts claiming that Barb needs a new visit to the dentist or such.

Could Chris concoct such a plan and think it would work? Or am I giving him too much credit as an evil mastermind/sperg?

You think the same guy who stores his dead semen on his home fridge made some evil scheme for the future, you are giving him too much credit. I think this whole PS4 stuff was just a way for Chris to test boundaries. He knows he can net large money donations, sadly for him this proves that they aren't on demand as he would like it to be.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Are any of us actually fucking surprised? This was a certainty from the second the PS4 was released.

 

[Mason Verger]

Can any lawfags tell me what happens if he doesn't pay his court fine in the fall? Extension? Warrant? I'm preparing to be disgusted by him begging and/or blaming his fans because he had to buy his own PS4.

 

[CWCissey]

Can any lawfags tell me what happens if he doesn't pay his court fine in the fall? Extension? Warrant? I'm preparing to be disgusted by him saying begging and/or blaming his fans because he had to buy his own PS4.

He'll probably be charged for something and probably thrown in prison to be raped and murdered for a little bit in an attempt to show him that not paying fines is serious business.

It won't happen though. As Marvin has said many times before, if Chris needs to pay it, he will pay it.

 

[Relax Guy]

Now we have to wait longer for the new Sonichu pages.

Here's a Sonichu page for ya: Imagine a fat balding autist in a pink sweater and green wig, sat in a nest of filth while staring blankly into a television. The flickering dim light and sound effects from the TV being almost the only sign of life in the room, all but save a cat wasting its breath yowling for food while the stench of catshit from an unchanged litter tray hangs in the air.

 

[Karen Riley]

He'll probably be charged for something and probably thrown in prison to be raped and murdered for a little bit in an attempt to show him that not paying fines is serious business.

It won't happen though. As Marvin has said many times before, if Chris needs to pay it, he will pay it.

I agree completely. I mean we do know Chris has been putting off paying this fee, but when push comes to shove and he has to pay for something (especially if refusing to comply could send him to jail) then he will pay it. That's not to say that he wouldn't try begging first however. It's definitely going to be hard to take Chris's 'we have many bills to pay for this household,' excuse seriously now if he has plunged this much money into a games console.

 

[Hmmpf!]

It's eventual fate.

Spoiler

Dont forget this:

Dang dirty troll calls it a LifeUpgrade.