Interests 3/5 Possible PS4 acquisition

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Krieger said:
If there's but one silver lining in all this, it's Chris has so far avoided the Xbox One thanks to his autistic hatred to all consoles Microsoft. If he bought one, rest assured he'd find a way to fuck the whole thing up and keep the Kinect camera on perma-record until it gains sentience, learns fear and hate, and decides the only cure for autism is death.
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You say that like it were a bad thing.
 
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Shadow said:
As long as he purchased it with his own money then I don't care. Maybe he realized not everything will be handed to him by "fans" on a silver platter.

Nah, who am I kidding? He hasn't realized that and if he got it with his tugboat he probably groaned and stress-sighed about how unfair it was that he wasn't given free expensive things.
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That's MY money, boy.
 
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Legatus Lanius said:
You know that Chris wouldn't listen. Besides, he thinks McDonald's counts as food.
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McDonald's has also done more to turn his once more masculine physique into a borderline androgynous blob than the Oestrogel...McDonalds should just refine and package xenoestrogens for people like Chris.
CasualSeppuku said:
You think the same guy who stores his dead semen on his home fridge made some evil scheme for the future, you are giving him too much credit. I think this whole PS4 stuff was just a way for Chris to test boundaries. He knows he can net large money donations, sadly for him this proves that they aren't on demand as he would like it to be.
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How large have these donations been, and I am not talking about the house fire and 1,000 dollars for new Sonichu.
I don't know though, since Kim handed Chris his own ass on a silver platter, weens have not appeared too supportive, even to troll him with money.
CornetteFace said:
Say he starts claiming that Barb needs a new visit to the dentist or such.
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I hope everyone repeats this as a mantra
....Who Gives A Fuck!

I don't think Chris will brag too much about having to buy his own PS4; boasting about financial independence is not in line with his irresistible Tomgirl lesbian social mask, an image of Pristine beauty that inspires both men and women to do anything for. Now, if we could just find a way to ween him away from his silly autistic object obsession with that PS Vita, things would be much better.
 
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Asandy31 said:
How large have these donations been, and I am not talking about the house fire and 1,000 dollars for new Sonichu.
I don't know though, since Kim handed Chris his own ass on a silver platter, weens have not appeared too supportive, even to troll him with money.
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Someone sent Chris a gift card with $500 on it, just to see how Chris would spend it.

He spent it on fast food and gas station food. :o:o:o:o
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Everybody keep watch for the video where he demands money because he and his mother are "not well off".
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I would be very surprised if this does not come to pass.

Chris has repeatedly trumpeted his poverty to garner sympathy over the years and will probably continue to do so, totally unaware of the irony of the fact that he just purchased himself a luxury item that cost nearly half a grand in spite of it. This is why Chris is fucked when total financial independence is eventually thrust upon him.

Marvin said:
Someone sent Chris a gift card with $500 on it, just to see how Chris would spend it.
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A fool and his money are very, very easily parted, apparently. (I'm referring to both Chris and the fucking weapon who threw that amount of cash his way). As if it wasn't completely obvious exactly how he would spend it? I hope that revelation was worth it.
 
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Hope he at least bought it himself. The last thing he needs is people indulging his assumptions that he should just be given whatever by default. Either way, it would make me feel better about it if we had someone put a sign saying "Do not feed the manchild" with a crossed out dollar sign on his lawn.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
I would be very surprised if this does not come to pass.

Chris has repeatedly trumpeted his poverty to garner sympathy over the years and will continue to do so, totally unaware of the irony of the fact that he just purchased a luxury item that cost nearly half a grand in spite of it. This is why Chris is fucked when total financial independence is eventually thrust upon him.


A fool and his money are very, very easily parted. (I'm referring to both Chris and the fucking weapon who threw that amount of cash his way). As if it wasn't completely obvious exactly how he would spend it? I hope the revelation was worth it.
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Just idiots making elites richer, they don't even have to come up with schemes anymore, eventually Chris will be able to step into a giant vaccum that sucks away anything of monetary value, needless to say, they will leave the semen.
 
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