Interests 3/5 Possible PS4 acquisition

[SOINCHU]

Good for Chris. His life will likely always be ass, might as well be ass with a PS4. I personally hope he used his own money for it, if he learns anything it might be that his birthday going forward is not going to be like it was when he was a kid.

I also think people should give up the notion that if he just stopped playing vidja or never got a PS4 he'd get a job, get off the tugboat, and become a normal adult. That shit is never gonna happen for a multitude of reasons, PS4 or not.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Since he had to buy his PS4 instead of having it given to him, does that mean he's still a cultural virgin?

 

[pickletickle]

Damn, some of the posts in this thread need a "salty" rating

 

[Professor Iris]

Whatever. Chris hasn't been truly relevant since the Gamestop incident, everything he does nowadays is just him being the usual autistic idiot he always has been. I honestly don't give a damn that he has a PS4, who honestly didn't see that coming?

 

[anusaurus]

'Agree' if you work 40+ hours a week and can't afford a PlayStation 4..

WUT

get a new job, damn

 

[Muncie Anderson]

I personally look forward to the day his electricity is shut down for who knows how long.

No worries. He'll just grab his phone, log onto Facebook, and post a well thought out request for assistance:

HELP HELP HELP!!!

 

[Jack Awful]

The hilarious (or sad) thing is another product will come out that Chris "needs" (probably within a year) and this saga will repeat itself.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I also think people should give up the notion that if he just stopped playing vidja or never got a PS4 he'd get a job, get off the tugboat, and become a normal adult.

Nobody believes that. You'd have to be literally more retarded than Chris himself to think he has any chance to become a real adult at this point.

What people do belive is that Chris is going to procrastinate even harder now because of the PS3 antecedent.

 

[butt in trouble]

The hilarious (or sad) thing is another product will come out that Chris "needs" (probably within a year) and this saga will repeat itself.

Oh definitely. When his birthday rolls around next year he will have completely forgotten how this whole thing turned out and will make some ridiculous requests for gifts and get pissy when nobody delivers.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

It was going to happen eventually. Keep in mind that Chris is the same man who literally had sex with a Sony console, albeit unwillingly.

 

[Broseph]

I am pretty sure I remember him talking at some point about a Playstation Plus membership, and a bunch of those Vita cross play games are free with Playstation Plus. If you add them to your downloads when they come out for free, you can download them anytime in the future so that's one of the reasons he has so many of them. Sony was giving out Vita games like crazy awhile back.

Those games aren't actually "free", you are just renting those games with your subscription, but it's not like that would stop Chris from paying for it or anything.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Whelp if he bought his ps4 say goodbye to medallion sales

So, while not looking to get an Autistic Rating, after 7 years of casually following this fine specimen here and there, and joining da' farms recently (sleepovers are very motivational for me) I had a thought -- I'll give in, and plunk down the $30 or whatever USD for a medallion.

"Chris ain't gettin' a PS4", I said as I navigated the squirrelly layout of "Etsy" and essentially self-doxing thyself, selflessly. Part of Christory I'll own, I thought.

THEN THIS THREAD SHOWS UP. Hahahaha. I deserve whatever I get. Or don't get. I'll be here making cookies for a sleepover.

 

[Alex Krycek]

So, while not looking to get an Autistic Rating, after 7 years of casually following this fine specimen here and there, and joining da' farms recently (sleepovers are very motivational for me) I had a thought -- I'll give in, and plunk down the $30 or whatever USD for a medallion.

"Chris ain't gettin' a PS4", I said as I navigated the squirrelly layout of "Etsy" and essentially self-doxing thyself, selflessly. Part of Christory I'll own, I thought.

THEN THIS THREAD SHOWS UP. Hahahaha. I deserve whatever I get. Or don't get. I'll be here making cookies for a sleepover.

My apologies in advance sir. There was no other way this could end...
You'll get your medallion... in 2-3 months and poor condition...

 

[soIregistered]

So, while not looking to get an Autistic Rating, after 7 years of casually following this fine specimen here and there, and joining da' farms recently (sleepovers are very motivational for me) I had a thought -- I'll give in, and plunk down the $30 or whatever USD for a medallion.

"Chris ain't gettin' a PS4", I said as I navigated the squirrelly layout of "Etsy" and essentially self-doxing thyself, selflessly. Part of Christory I'll own, I thought.

THEN THIS THREAD SHOWS UP. Hahahaha. I deserve whatever I get. Or don't get. I'll be here making cookies for a sleepover.

That medallion is going to have bits of spermies and poo in it. It's almost a mathematical certainty.

 

[Holdek]

Good he deserves one

 

[tehfolder]

Did Chris said he would consider livestreams if he got a ps4? I remember his saying somthing like that.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Did Chris said he would consider livestreams if he got a ps4? I hope he does this.

Unless he's worked up about something I don't see it being all that entertaining unless he's doing REALLY bad like Jace or DSP tended/tend to do (or at least, in the case of Jace, provided funny commentary). After like 2 streams I'd get bored otherwise most likely. I hope he both does them and I'm proven wrong in any event.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Did Chris said he would consider livestreams if he got a ps4? I remember his saying somthing like that.

Yeah, Chris says a lot of things.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Well,it's the end of the PS4 begging ''chronicle''.So,what's next?

Francine breaks out of prison, plots revenge? (Bonus points if there are 'DIE CHRIS' knuckle tats involved)

Damn, some of the posts in this thread need a "salty" rating

Let's not give the Loveshy Therapy Center any ammo.

 

[Hawke]

Watch now as he spends three or four times the amount he payed for the console on downloadable content he'll never use after trying to worm his way out of paying for his life upgrade in the first place.