DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ParksydeDhil]

That's what it turned into, after he was posting here and he got told to hit the fucking bricks.

Who knows what his intention was originally, I think he wanted to fit in and buy some status during the streak, which didnt work and he got rejected for being a lying, self obsessed lonely wierdo(examples are The weightlifting/girlfirend/holidays in exotic locations, the dog, which are a total LARP).

Then he tried to turn detractor at the Farms, using accounts with Khets photo in and trying to doxx the people in Phils chat (like anonypaedomouse),because they rejected him. And we rejected him because he is a lonely weirdo trying to play both sides for attention

TLDR: He tried to buy some friends with tips for Phil and trying to drop behind the scenes stuff here, and failed, miserably, twice.

Legit that's pretty much the saddest sequence of events I've heard and I'm a medical field worker.

 

[Free Jasper]

There’s always a slither of doubt in my mind. If that is the set up, why did DSP yell at coffee boy like a complete bitch and make him apologise on the Skyrim stream? If DSP knows this guys almost single-handedly keeping him in his house, why risk upsetting him?

PS that cat/fish thing is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve heard him say.

 

[Somecatchyname]

That's what it turned into, after he was posting here and he got told to hit the fucking bricks.

Who knows what his intention was originally, I think he wanted to fit in and buy some status during the streak, which didnt work and he got rejected for being a lying, self obsessed lonely wierdo(examples are The weightlifting/girlfirend/holidays in exotic locations, the dog, which are a total LARP).

Then he tried to turn detractor at the Farms, using accounts with Khets photo in and trying to doxx the people in Phils chat (like anonypaedomouse),because they rejected him. And we rejected him because he is a lonely weirdo trying to play both sides for attention

TLDR: He tried to buy some friends with tips for Phil and trying to drop behind the scenes stuff here, and failed, miserably, twice.

I get larping about going to nice places, being rich and having a relationship. But who larps about having a dog? If he stopped giving money to Phil he could at least adopt a dog. Also, the the dog wouldn't care about him being a loser. It would be a small win.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Legit that's pretty much the saddest sequence of events I've heard and I'm a medical field worker.

And he paid thousands of dollars for this...

If DSP knows this guys almost single-handedly keeping him in his house, why risk upsetting him?

Because he keeps coming back

I get larping about going to nice places, being rich and having a relationship. But who larps about having a dog? If he stopped giving money to Phil he could at least adopt a dog. Also, the the dog wouldn't care about him being a loser. It would be a small win.

He probably has a dog to help him with whatever disability he is getting a Gov. cheque for

 

[Sup3r]

There’s always a slither of doubt in my mind. If that is the set up, why did DSP yell at coffee boy like a complete bitch and make him apologise on the Skyrim stream? If DSP knows this guys almost single-handedly keeping him in his house, why risk upsetting him?

PS that cat/fish thing is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve heard him say.

Because Phil doesn't want to accept this. He wants to believe that it isn't a couple of retards that keep his head above water, despite everyone knowing. Phil is in denial over how bad his position is, that one whale having a rainy day could leave him financially stranded. It's why he pushes narratives like the "silent majority", he doesn't want to accept the blatantly obvious.

On top of that, his paypigs continuously return to him no matter how badly he treats them. Swaggings was humiliated by Phil over sekiro and the re2 remake and yet remains, snowkarl came back multiple times despite Phil being sick of him and kinggoken left when Phil sided with dent and yet still came back despite him still being accepted, not even counting suspicions that timbo still went back to him after he and his family being doxxed. Phil has zero reason that dent wouldn't come back like nothing happened.

 

[marlintan]

living his best life

 

[Iron Hamster]

that potato head

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Because Phil doesn't want to accept this. He wants to believe that it isn't a couple of retards that keep his head above water, despite everyone knowing. Phil is in denial over how bad his position is, that one whale having a rainy day could leave him financially stranded. It's why he pushes narratives like the "silent majority", he doesn't want to accept the blatantly obvious.

On top of that, his paypigs continuously return to him no matter how badly he treats them. Swaggings was humiliated by Phil over sekiro and the re2 remake and yet remains, snowkarl came back multiple times despite Phil being sick of him and kinggoken left when Phil sided with dent and yet still came back despite him still being accepted, not even counting suspicions that timbo still went back to him after he and his family being doxxed. Phil has zero reason that dent wouldn't come back like nothing happened.

For Halloween DSP should dress up like the jar he keeps Swaggins’ balls in

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Who would have thought a diet of nonstop video games, microwaved / Doordashed meals, social isolation, alcohol abuse, physical inactivity, and lack of sunlight would age you quicker than serving two terms in the White House?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

For Halloween DSP should dress up like the jar he keeps Swaggins’ balls in

I'm starting to think it one be on item per say but some faggot shit where he can milk the dents I'm thinking hats and masks, a freddy hat, a jason mask etc.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Alright. What the fuck is going on with this shirt? This isn't right. This isn't something that should exist naturally. Why is this happening to shirt? Got it caught in the car door? Jasper declawed at it a reminent of his slivered claws snagged it? Khet had to pull him out of a asian wwe fusuion cusuine shop before he ballooned to her size? Has it always been that stretched out on one sleeve?

Maybe it a perspective thing. Maybe chalk it up to Phil's Weird Body


Whatever it is. Its very unfortunate for a 14 year content creator. Jesus Christ bud you look like shit. Not even just the shirt the camera updowngrade was a bad idea.

 

[Dragoonism]

This is such fucking nonsense. "We all shook hands after every match and didn't hold grudges." This from DarkSydePhil, who has openly talked about how aall he did was shit talk on Shoryuken. Who told us how basically the entire West Coast hated him. How he literally cried because Watson and Jaha wanted to beat him up. Who made a website called "Top Haters" dedicated to shitting on people from the west coast because of them clowning on him. All DSP does is talk nonsense.

Just listening to him when he talks about his past in tournaments, it is obvious that grudges existed and that he still holds several.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

So why doesn't HE advertise Super Thanks? It's HIS Channel. What? He WANTS a pop up saying he should Super Thanks? No he would complain about that too. "Hurrr why are there annotations all over the screen for Subs Watch Later and Super Thanks"
He's bitching to bitch yet again and AGAIN it's his fault!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

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living his best life

Look how happy he was when he was making money during the SF6 beta.

 

[Piece of Peace]

That's what it turned into, after he was posting here and he got told to hit the fucking bricks.

Who knows what his intention was originally, I think he wanted to fit in and buy some status during the streak, which didnt work and he got rejected for being a lying, self obsessed lonely wierdo(examples are The weightlifting/girlfirend/holidays in exotic locations, the dog, which are a total LARP).

Then he tried to turn detractor at the Farms, using accounts with Khets photo in and trying to doxx the people in Phils chat (like anonypaedomouse),because they rejected him. And we rejected him because he is a lonely weirdo trying to play both sides for attention

TLDR: He tried to buy some friends with tips for Phil and trying to drop behind the scenes stuff here, and failed, miserably, twice.

Geez imagine wasting this much money and energy instead of just fucking killing yourself.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is pigsplaining the term O.G. now, he thinks it means ''Original Gamer''

He has no idea it's means ''Original Gangster''. And is claiming ''alottupeepul'' called Phil an O.G. and shook his hand in the fighting community because he was respected and a part of said community, not a guy who shit talked on forums and left the FGC due to the amount of people who wanted to beat him up or take his money because he was so bad at money matches and just spammed some patter plays which works on mall scrubs

Which is leading into a rant about people with no skill spamming drive impact. This man is a fkn idiot

 

[Tears for T]

Phil being an OG in the FGC.

For Phil, more like Original Gout...

 

[SPhobos]

And there's the excuse that his age is why he can't react to something that takes half a second to wind up.

 

[DeeTracktor]

''O.G.'s like Jason Cole get upset because new games dont play like the old ones''

DSP plays SF2 every Friday...and owns multiple digital copies...

 

[Poo Twister]

This isn't a man, it's a costume of a man filled with bags of mayonnaise.