Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

Video: Kiwi Farms is Dead. We've Won. Now I don't need to talk about Kiwi Farms anymore, because I'm moving on to another grift Destiny bad.

Discord: View attachment 3733404 DO NOT FUCKING LET ANYONE TALK ABOUT KIWI FARMS BEING UP, WHERE ARE THE JANNIES. BAN ANY MENTION OF KIWI FARMS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT JOSHUA MOON EVER AGAIN

What a bunch of scared faggots, ladies and guntleman! Your Balding Fart Queen has lied to you, and is too cowardly to name the Kiwi Farms. But he'll steal our memes because he's not funny enough to make his own.


Lucas doxed himself because he's a fat balding mongoloid with a hunchback, whose brain don't work so good. LOL fat retard.

Lucas doesn’t even steal our best memes. A delusional narc won’t copy the ones that highlight his freakish hunchback or male pattern baldness.

 

[cat merchant]

Update: All of Dakota's posts have been deleted by a Janny. This guy in particular is threatening to server mute anyone who brings us up for 24 hours
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"We're winning"

This is what the Rapunzel janny looks like btw.

(From this post)

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Denims
Keffals

Whoever made this compilation video of all the people on Twatter who were duped into thinking Keffals was going to sue the London, Ontario Police Services (as stated on his GoFundMe)?! MASTERPIECE!

https://twitter.com/rosedevxo/status/1580224573882015744

If it was already posted on KF, please send me the direct link.

Keffals is apparently the Chief Publicist for KF:

 

[Punished Neco]

Well this didn't age well.
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Archive

Spoiler: Full images

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I'd have to imagine this was sent in the week the website was fully gone because if not that is pretty embarrassing.
>Fiance left them
>Friends distancing themselves
>Bobposting gone
>No longer a DIY Directory sponsor

Total domination victory is surely a joke, if the farms had stayed gone then at best it could be described as a Pyrrhic victory.

Somewhat interesting fact, that term is from the Greek general/king Pyrrhus who beat the Romans but suffered unacceptably heavy casualties.

'One more such victory and we are undone.'

Incase anyone plays Total War you might have seen that used.
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Article | Archive

The alleged author in question:
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Oh look, that's the Asian woman who was following Keffals for the entirety of the Day 3 livestream that I mentioned in my post back then, things are starting to make a lot of sense now.
It always struck me as strange that Keffals the notable trans activist seemingly hadn't visited any of the trans booths at Twitch up until Day 3 of Twitchcon. Then a reporter follows them around and they amazingly find 2 Trans booths to visit (Trans lifeline first and then Trevor Project immediately after).

That shit was 100% performative for the reporter following them around!
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From the news article:

When Murray arrived at the convention center with a backpack full of equipment for a mobile livestream, Sorrenti visibly brightened.

My schizo theory that those 2 are a thing really is starting to seem more and more plausible as each day passes.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

This tubby nigga has spent so much time hunched over using Twitter and Discord, he now looks like the Hunchback of Dick-Is-Gone.
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The Hunchback of Trooner-Dame

 

[A Sunset]

This is what the Rapunzel janny looks like btw.
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(From this post)

The incredibly ugly, horse-faced man sits alone in his dark room in rural Nebraska, working tirelessly long unpaid hours in service of Wings of Dilation.

The order had come from the Fart Queen herself. "Do not let a single person mention you-know-what site. Any mention of Josh Moon is also forbidden. Do not fail me."

The bug-eyed golem knew he could not let down his hunchbacked, oily idol. He gets to work, clacking away on the keys, as question after question pours in-

"Why is Kiwi Farms still up?" "I thought Kiwi Farms was dead?" "I just looked and Josh Moon is still online and making fun of us." "I'm scared - Kiwi Farms is still online and I shit myself in fear."

These questions could not be allowed under any circumstances - the bulbous-nosed, greasy troll would see to that. Time to get to work.

>Are you afraid, transphobes?

 

[AltisticRight]

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The barcode reads:
J18C USA 06DN 092806100025 T
J18C: format identifier, so this is an 18C encoding format.
USA: sent from here.
06DN: ?
0928 is likely the send date, which makes sense, 28th of September.
T: probably means priority mail

Unfortunately I don't think there is much information here.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Cinematic parallels
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Bonus (Tried to make his eyes look similiar to the Ragepig)
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BISH

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ummm... Guys...

(Sorry for piss tier editing; edited pg is pg2)

Lol this was when some troll doxed one of the Teen Troon Squad pretending to be Magi Chan or one of Chris's dumb fucking cartoon wives.
Funny though.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Total domination victory is surely a joke, if the farms had stayed gone then at best it could be described as a Pyrrhic victory.

Not only did Pyrrus beat the Romans barely in a few high cost battles and ultimately lose the war to them, he did the same thing against the Carthagianians on Sicily and the Macedonians back in Greece. So, he picked fights with literally everyone, didn't win any of those fights despite initial battlefield 'wins', and then was killed when an old woman threw a roof tile at his head.

Extremely apt Keffals historical analogy figure.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I'd have to imagine this was sent in the week the website was fully gone because if not that is pretty embarrassing.
>Fiance left them
>Friends distancing themselves
>Bobposting gone
>No longer a DIY Directory sponsor

Total domination victory is surely a joke, if the farms had stayed gone then at best it could be described as a Pyrrhic victory.

Somewhat interesting fact, that term is from the Greek general/king Pyrrhus who beat the Romans but suffered unacceptably heavy casualties.

Incase anyone plays Total War you might have seen that used.
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Oh look, that's the Asian woman who was following Keffals for the entirety of the Day 3 livestream that I mentioned in my post back then, things are starting to make a lot of sense now.
It always struck me as strange that Keffals the notable trans activist seemingly hadn't visited any of the trans booths at Twitch up until Day 3 of Twitchcon. Then a reporter follows them around and they amazingly find 2 Trans booths to visit (Trans lifeline first and then Trevor Project immediately after).
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That shit was 100% performative for the reporter following them around!
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From the news article:

My schizo theory that those 2 are a thing really is starting to seem more and more plausible as each day passes.

Hopefully the fiancee dumped Lucas because it would not be good for one’s ego to be tossed aside for the Potato Ogre.

 

[fakemon]

Well Lucas is starting to resemble Chris...

is his mom hot?

 

[A Sunset]

Hopefully the fiancee dumped Lucas because it would not be good for one’s ego to be tossed aside for the Potato Ogre.

Can you imagine a lower point in any human being's life than 1.) actually wanting to be in a relationship with Lucas Roberts, and 2.) being the one getting dumped by him?

I'm not even sure a human exists that could handle that kind of miserable condition. You are not good enough for a balding, smelly, autistic incel Fart Actor.

 

[AMHOLIO]

is his mom hot?

She looks like an average woman of her age, take that as you will. I still hope Chris breaks out of jail and fucks Keffals mom as a sign of dominance as top lolcow.

 

[F13 Key]

The barcode reads:
J18C USA 06DN 092806100025 T
J18C: format identifier, so this is an 18C encoding format.
USA: sent from here.
06DN: ?
0928 is likely the send date, which makes sense, 28th of September.
T: probably means priority mail

Unfortunately I don't think there is much information here.

Oh, but there kind of is.

See, if keffals had rented a place for September 1, then faggot dog who drew the comic back in August would have been told to mail the print there when offering to. Instead he didn't mail it until September 28.

That means odds are keffals didn't know where to get it mailed because there was no fixed address to mail it to, and towards the end of September, still with no fixed address to mail it to, probably had it mailed to a relative's - or his old address, having not actually moved out yet.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Can you imagine a lower point in any human being's life than 1.) actually wanting to be in a relationship with Lucas Roberts, and 2.) being the one getting dumped by him?

I'm not even sure a human exists that could handle that kind of miserable condition. You are not good enough for a balding, smelly, autistic incel Fart Actor.

Not only date but get engaged to Lucas. What level of mental illness does one require to do that?

On second thought maybe being dumped for the Potato Ogre is a good thing. Might give the lost soul some clarity.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The incredibly ugly, horse-faced man sits alone in his dark room in rural Nebraska, working tirelessly long unpaid hours in service of Wings of Dilation.

The order had come from the Fart Queen herself. "Do not let a single person mention you-know-what site. Any mention of Josh Moon is also forbidden. Do not fail me."

The bug-eyed golem knew he could not let down his hunchbacked, oily idol. He gets to work, clacking away on the keys, as question after question pours in-

"Why is Kiwi Farms still up?" "I thought Kiwi Farms was dead?" "I just looked and Josh Moon is still online and making fun of us." "I'm scared - Kiwi Farms is still online and I shit myself in fear."

These questions could not be allowed under any circumstances - the bulbous-nosed, greasy troll would see to that. Time to get to work.

View attachment 3733494 >Are you afraid, transphobes?

That Janny has the Habsburg Jaw.

 

[fakemon]

From the news article:
When Murray arrived at the convention center with a backpack full of equipment for a mobile livestream, Sorrenti visibly brightened.

My schizo theory that those 2 are a thing really is starting to seem more and more plausible as each day passes.

it was the streaming equipment that did it

 

[FinnSven]

She looks like an average woman of her age, take that as you will. I still hope Chris breaks out of jail and fucks Keffals mom as a sign of dominance as top lolcow.

I hope Chris has been quietly moved into a high security lolcow wing and is cellmates with Nick Bate.

The two of them busting out and then double teaming Keffals mum will be the poetic justice Keffals needs.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh, but there kind of is.

See, if keffals had rented a place for September 1, then faggot dog who drew the comic back in August would have been told to mail the print there when offering to. Instead he didn't mail it until September 28.

That means odds are keffals didn't know where to get it mailed because there was no fixed address to mail it to, and towards the end of September, still with no fixed address to mail it to, probably had it mailed to a relative's - or his old address, having not actually moved out yet.

It could also just be 0928 and not a date, we have no references to go by, unless someone from USPS chimes in.