DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Fucking mentally ill detractor SunnyV2 waited to drop that video on PHIL'S DAY OFF!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

"Please pay attention to me."

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If Phil doesn’t care, no one does. One of the biggest signs of a narcissist. (Not news to us though)

 

[Corpun]

He flew in his parents to do basic house repairs/improvements like hanging blinds. I doubt this idiot knows where to turn off the water is.

There is a video floating around of him in his garage filming his gas and heating and shit and he just points to every valve and gizmo and goes "I don't know what that does."

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

There is a video floating around of him in his garage filming his gas and heating and shit and he just points to every valve and gizmo and goes "I don't know what that does."

Do reference, please!! Lmao

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

I'm not a LTG expert but at least he owns the fact that he is an asshole right?

Part of the reason why dsp sucks is that he is a massive asshole trying to pretend he is a chill nice guy

This, plus LTG is actually funny unlike DSP. LTG is a bitch but he offers entertainment value and embraces being an aggressive cunt to his audience. Get that ass banned

 

[Corpun]

Phil checks off pretty much every box for a thoroughly unlikable YouTuber, the only way to be worse than Phil is to either be more aggressive in terms of begging or assault people.

Phil should consider himself lucky he is too weak to assault someone, though if Pandalee ever spoke up she could probably confirm the grooming that went on.

Do reference, please!! Lmao

This is one I'm aware of. Nothing he could do, no one told him the water heater was shut off. I'ts amazing he got past the age of 1.

 

[Comma]

Jaha is currently on some podcast debunking Phil's legacy

This will do well on the Seethecast tomorrow.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

This, plus LTG is actually funny unlike DSP. LTG is a bitch but he offers entertainment value and embraces being an aggressive cunt to his audience. Get that ass banned

LTG actually seems talented to a degree and can respect talent at least.
Say what you want about him quitting out of matches, he gets up there in Diamond/high Platinum regularly from what I see. It looked like he had some level of wanting to be an actor early on based on like his demo reel or whatever and while he never would be Hollywood tier he would be fine on something small. When Liquid Richard showed him the music video for Back2Back he seemed genuinely impressed and understood the level of editing that went into the video and seemed respectful to him. To top it off, he broke out of lolcowdom into the normie sphere with his Kill Yourself Now rant and if nothing else can be recognized as the meme guy from that (if not from the This Is A Fuckin Video video).
Wings to a lesser degree can claim notoriety in that he if nothing else can be found as a reaction image of him pointing at a stop sign somewhat regularly.
Phil’s vortex is so strong that he can’t escape it. The most people will recognize him for us being The Guy or being bad at games, whether he likes it or not. That’s his legacy.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Rahb on wheels, breaker of pignosis

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm not a LTG expert but at least he owns the fact that he is an asshole right?

Part of the reason why dsp sucks is that he is a massive asshole trying to pretend he is a chill nice guy

You'd think if you didn't have background.

LTG is a genuine piece of shit (unlike Phil, who is an innocent lad) who abuses false DMCA to get people's addresses on YT if they talk about him, then doxes them in his stream chat, then deletes the VOD afterwards so he can't get tagged for it. If you were convinced it was an act you might think LTG wasn't such a bad guy, but if it's an act he's committed to it to the point that it may as well not be.

Here's a whole saga about LTG for anyone interested:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Does Phil know how to turn the water off in his house yet? I'm sure he could solve most of his problems temporarily with shitty appliances by turning the water off to them. Not that it helps because this tard would probably think the problem is solved and let mold grow in his condo. There is no way that house can be sold at it's face value if he is telling the truth about these water problems with all the water damage/mold risks he is listing off as if it isn't a big deal.

I haven't been keeping that close an eye on Phil, but here is a list of water problems I have at least heard of, whether they are true or not... We have to take Phil's word at some of these, but others have photo evidence. Phil doesn't lie all the time, sometimes exposing the truth to make a bigger lie about something else. Not gonna post links because if you really care to deep dive this much in Phil's water misery, you can easily find it yourself.

• Water damage in the master bedroom closet. Small (less than 5x5 area damaged) water marks in corner of closet. Leak in roof. Allegedly fixed famously at the same time he recorded the green screen footage in the garage
• Water damage under a downstairs sink. This is most likely his downstairs bathroom. CockSuckerOfPol/KOP/OutlineQueen/Bryann Dunn claimed on a SOKast that he was a home assessor or an exterminator, or plumber... I don't know what. Bryann is fucking gay. Either way, we have pics from Phil where under the sink is filled with mold.
• Garbage disposal backs up the plumbing into the dishwasher, spraying the dishes in the machine with food refuse. Eventually starts spilling waste water. Solution(((NEVER USE DISHWASHER AGAIN)))
• Phil gets his water bill. It's twice what is normal. WFT? Eventually Phil learns that the *ahem* "ball cock" sometimes doesn't settle exactly on the cistern hole and keeps running water. He let the water run in his toilet for a month before noticing. Allegedlya
• Phil's guest bathroom toilet is clogged. Phil spends hundreds of dollars to buy a pneumatic plunger and personal protection gear to unclog the potty.
• Khet breaks the shower

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

You'd think if you didn't have background.

LTG is a genuine piece of shit (unlike Phil, who is an innocent lad) who abuses false DMCA to get people's addresses on YT if they talk about him, then doxes them in his stream chat, then deletes the VOD afterwards so he can't get tagged for it. If you were convinced it was an act you might think LTG wasn't such a bad guy, but if it's an act he's committed to it to the point that it may as well not be.

Here's a whole saga about LTG for anyone interested:

Probably true that he is, but I also think he's talented in that he's very funny, clearly has a thing for improv, and is much better than Phil at fighting games. He also just is missing a lot of the inhumanity of Phil that makes Phil so hateable. People who abuse DMCA are a dime a dozen, but none are as whiny, annoying, and infuriating as Phil.

Phil may not be the worst person out there but he's the most narcissistic and annoying I can think of.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Do you think Phil is happy/content?

 

[Watamelon]

Reminder that LTG went on a rant about what he would do if he had a daughter, which included saying he would abandon her as soon as she got a boyfriend, even if underage and other moments such as when he was laughing at animal cruelty.

He's a piece of shit through and through which the Joon video that someone linked earlier shows, even if he can be a funny retard.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I think so, but at the same time, there’s no excuse for shit like “pay me to not watch a black screen.”

At least when his paypigs pay for that they have to know what it is they paid for for. With Phil he will constantly tell everyone it's to watch him put on apparel while also. telling you it's going to his bills which we know is a lie.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Do you think Phil is happy/content?

To some extent he is content with the ability to pretend to be a "machoor adult" and stroke his ego with WWE Champions. However, you can tell just from the bizarre mid-life crisis he's had this year that he's not truly happy. This has been probably the most copium-filled year yet with shit like the Keemstar and John Rambo/Howard reacts, plus he's teared up on stream so much more often this year.

 

[smug comporon]

You'd think if you didn't have background.

LTG is a genuine piece of shit (unlike Phil, who is an innocent lad) who abuses false DMCA to get people's addresses on YT if they talk about him, then doxes them in his stream chat, then deletes the VOD afterwards so he can't get tagged for it. If you were convinced it was an act you might think LTG wasn't such a bad guy, but if it's an act he's committed to it to the point that it may as well not be.

Here's a whole saga about LTG for anyone interested:

LTG also finds animal abuse to be super funny and shares videos of it. Dale is much worse than DSP in pretty much every way.

 

[Traian007]

Do you think Phil is happy/content?

Definitely not

 

[marlintan]

LTG also finds animal abuse to be super funny and shares videos of it. Dale is much worse than DSP in pretty much every way.

shooting canadian geese with a paintball gun is pretty funny though?

 

[DZoomer]

Do you think Phil is happy/content?

I think Phil will never feel fulfilled in his life, because what would make him truly happy would be becoming hyper-rich, hyper-successful, and having a myriad of fans who actually love what he does. As some people here say, his idea of a redemption is everyone realizing that they're the bad guys and that Phil has always been awesome. That will never happen, so I don't think that he'll ever be happy.

Content, though? Well, on one hand he does drink himself to sleep frequently, and he's clearly very unsatisfied with the fact that he'll never stop being seen as a joke. But he's been through enough shit to realize that his fans are too retarded to abandon him, and that they'll always be there to save him from himself.

So at the end of the day, I think that he understands that things could be much worse than they are, and in that sense he probably is content. He gets to pretend that he is a mature, married adult with a job, He gets to play WWE Champions. He gets to eat takeout almost every single day of the week. Could be much worse.