Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AnyballLecter]

lol
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Is Youtube or Twitch his main outlet? How much does he make on Twitch?

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Combined with the cold realization that he's now unloved and living alone,

hey what' the deal with that. I sort of missed the news that he got dumped and it's getting buried in all the other fun

 

[Something Awful]

Is Youtube or Twitch his main outlet? How much does he make on Twitch?

Twitch is his main thing, he makes over $7,000 per month there. He said the YouTube videos are intended just to drive audience to his Twitch channel. They are just clips from his Twitch streams, and he doesn't cut them himself, all the YouTube work is done by his "team".

 

[AnOminous]

hey what' the deal with that. I sort of missed the news that he got dumped and it's getting buried in all the other fun

He said it himself. So he could be lying but it would be a weird flex even for him. My speculation is it might have had something to do with collecting $100K and then immediately taking a vacation to go shack up with some other troon.

 

[Dickens Cider]

I think a lot of the hot takes and laughing at Lucas that bloated these pages made the thread hilarious, even if it was sometimes a bit much. The memes and art are first rate and since he reads here it guarantees our lease in his head is renewed. Hell the rent never even goes up. I do see the future where Lucas goes mass shooter- it involves him driving up to day laborers at Home Depot and screaming “WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WINTER?!?” As he misses everyone at twenty feet, blows 900 rounds, and gets tackled by a fat Muslim black woman. Or a basketball game. I’m not sure which.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He said it himself. So he could be lying but it would be a weird flex even for him. My speculation is it might have had something to do with collecting $100K and then immediately taking a vacation to go shack up with some other troon.

Either the fiancee dumped him because of the Potato Ogre or he was dumped for the troon.

 

[RotPockets]

This isn't new for the fake news, it's just that instead of faceapping troons to look vaguely human, like they do now, they used to do things like filter pictures of O.J. Simpson to look more black. Same bullshit, different supremacy.

 

[BruhSheep]

Keeping up with the thread was difficult during the Twitchcon event, given that I had better things to do with my time when Lucas was being boring and not headlining the front page. But I gather things are in a lull until he loses his shit once again?

I miss Winter.

That is something I noticed; what happened with Winter?

Please don't tell me he became a statistic over this dickless faggot.

 

[RotPockets]

Is Youtube or Twitch his main outlet? How much does he make on Twitch?

Not much better.

keffals - Statistics

Twitch keffals statistics and charts of activity, monthly concurrent viewers, views and followers growth.

twitchtracker.com

 

[Something Awful]

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This is (obviously) fake. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1529209852995723266

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I think a lot of the hot takes and laughing at Lucas that bloated these pages made the thread hilarious, even if it was sometimes a bit much. The memes and art are first rate and since he reads here it guarantees our lease in his head is renewed. Hell the rent never even goes up. I do see the future where Lucas goes mass shooter- it involves him driving up to day laborers at Home Depot and screaming “WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WINTER?!?” As he misses everyone at twenty feet, blows 900 rounds, and gets tackled by a fat Muslim black woman. Or a basketball game. I’m not sure which.

Lucas hates women so you can bet they would be his primary targets. Fortunately it will be harder to get firepower to go full Elliot Rodger here in Leafland. His mental health issues will freak the Mounties out even with a troon shield.

 

[RotPockets]

This is (obviously) fake. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1529209852995723266

They conveniently omit that he was a troon, just like the mall shooter that got put down. The shooter at Six Flags was a troon, same as this faggot.

Woke Shooter

Watch "Woke Shooter" on Streamable.

streamable.com

This was the Mall shooter.

Six Flags troon.

Did ABC News Altered Texas Shooter Salvador Ramos’s Photo To Appear More Caucasian?

Salvador Ramos an 18-year-old opened fire on students and faculty at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas on Tuesday, killing

www.usasupreme.com

 

[XANA]

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Not much better.

keffals - Statistics

Twitch keffals statistics and charts of activity, monthly concurrent viewers, views and followers growth.

twitchtracker.com

I like how one of the two highlights of his career is the August/September DDoS attacks. You can really see the months of mediocrity pile on otherwise, especially since he spends thousands of hours talking about nothing in particular.

Also, I love how the average number of viewers is ~280. I'm relatively sure it would be way below 100 if it weren't for the DDOS attacks and deplatformings he celebrated over.

 

[Sithis]

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Lmao great meme. Dong-Gone especially looks like someone who has had someone else's face stitched onto their comically large skull and it's obviously a poor fit.

 

[RotPockets]

Lmao great meme. Dong-Gone especially looks like someone who has had someone else's face stitched onto their comically large skull and it's obviously a poor fit.

“DDOS them as hard as you can! Wait, what happened to my job at google?”

 

[A Sunset]

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Dick Molesterson is on fire.

Keffals is just in a low cycle, he's probably like Ethan Ralph, has a flurry of retardation then needs time to recover.

Beside I'm having fun shitposting in the thread with you all, that's all I do in the PPP thread - come up with new and creative ways to call Asstonne fat, lmao.

Thus, my mission here is simply to shit on Lucas in every creative way I can, chuckling as I type over my morning coffee. I expect no less from the other regulars.

I also derive shartenfreude, Ethan Ralph-style, from knowing he reads the thread all the fucking time. Except it's even better because Lucas can't engage at all, a hell of his own making. It's tough to be bald, fat and retarded.

I bet a real woman wouldn't need their face photoshopped by the MSM, fat golem!

 

[XANA]

I almost think it's a shame that Lucas is slowly fading back into obscurity. I thought we'd get at least a few more months of him tard raging over everything, especially since the Farms is back up and more stable than before.

I at least wanted a commemorative sticker/emoji we can use to mock him relentlessly in forum posts. But sadly, Keffals is nowhere near as influential as Tyce or Chris-Chan.

 

[RotPockets]

shartenfreude

Schadenfreude
Unless you actually laugh that hard, then by all means carry on.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Then I remembered NBC did the same thing to William "Lia" Thomas' photo.

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enhance

 

[A Sunset]

Schadenfreude
Unless you actually laugh that hard, then by all means carry on.

Sharten-freude refers to Ethan "Gunt" Ralph, who sharted himself live on stream. That then began an autistic war with Nick Rekieta. Thus, the appropriate term when enjoying a lolcow seething at your retarded shitposts is "Shartenfreude".