Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Lol, nigger this thread is older than your account. Give it time. Lucas' udders might be dry today, but there's always tomorrow. As long as twitter exists, this faggot will continue to provide us with milk.

First time caller, long time listener. I see the trend. This is Marvel Phase 4 we’re in.

 

[F13 Key]

I'm wondering if he's this type as he did go after Winter and several other incidents where he target people with intent to tear them down. Even if he was, I couldn't see him go beyond 1-2 people, if any, as he doesn't really have the strength or brains to get away with much.

I miss Winter.

Keffals has accomplished what we thought unimaginable not long ago: becoming nothing more than a typical lolcow for now.

- The campaign against the site has failed.
- The last grift campaign has ended.
- The backchannel DDoS and deplatforming attempts are all in the hands of smarter and more capable people who've cut him out of the loop.
- The media attention has faded and everyone's already forgotten everything.
- He's been dunked on by black and autistic troons and they all hate him.
- He's lost some of the GFM money to former supporters getting refunds or doing chargebacks.
- Most other twitch streamers and personalities all probably loathe him because he's a known rat who will try get them banned on a whim.
- His last relationship ended, most likely on poor terms.
- Tax season is approaching and he's going to have no clue what to do, having never been a functional employed adult in his entire life.
- Even that faggot dog dude with troon partner distanced himself from keffals because he's optics poison.

And finally, we're better at laughing at him than he is at laughing at himself. That just has to hurt. I think that's one of the biggest defining factors of a true cow.

This is just a bust cycle. He'll do something outrageous soon I wager, because at this point the only way he can get engagement or attention is by fighting with people and pissing them off - he's boring otherwise.

 

[Brutality]

Lucas needs to pull another retarded stunt in Public to stay relevant. He won't just dry up now that his reputation has been damaged and was humbled by twitch con.

Keep the faith brothers

 

[TomServo]

I dont think it's a question of pain moreso of physical ineptitude. Do you really think this guy isn't gonna hire people especially with 100K in griftbux?
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just look at that fat hunchback...it never fails to nauseate.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I miss Winter.

Keffals has accomplished what we thought unimaginable not long ago: becoming nothing more than a typical lolcow for now.

- The campaign against the site has failed.
- The last grift campaign has ended.
- The backchannel DDoS and deplatforming attempts are all in the hands of smarter and more capable people who've cut him out of the loop.
- The media attention has faded and everyone's already forgotten everything.
- He's been dunked on by black and autistic troons and they all hate him.
- He's lost some of the GFM money to former supporters getting refunds or doing chargebacks.
- Most other twitch streamers and personalities all probably loathe him because he's a known rat who will try get them banned on a whim.
- His last relationship ended, most likely on poor terms.
- Tax season is approaching and he's going to have no clue what to do, having never been a functional employed adult in his entire life.
- Even that faggot dog dude with troon partner distanced himself from keffals because he's optics poison.

And finally, we're better at laughing at him than he is at laughing at himself. That just has to hurt. I think that's one of the biggest defining factors of a true cow.

This is just a bust cycle. He'll do something outrageous soon I wager, because at this point the only way he can get engagement or attention is by fighting with people and pissing them off - he's boring otherwise.

Twitchcon laid bare for Lucas that he is widely disliked other then a few catboys and the potato ogre. Robert Z’Dar and Johnny Fallout 76 don’t need him for their fagottry.

He will now stew in his new apartment subsisting on opioids and taco bell.

 

[Punished Neco]

Do I even want to ask where Winter is? I notice they've not been around for nearly 2 weeks at this point

It's worth noting that Keffals has now not uploaded a single video to Youtube in a week so that push to get picked up by the algorithm seems to have been abandoned.

 

[Table Country]

The last act of San Andreas be like
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Honestly that makes him look more like Walter White than Big Smoke.

Already have a completed archive.

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Does that mean Lucas has a skill issue?
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Damn, Keffals managed to exhume a funny joke from the depths of his gunt.

 

[Hepativore]

Don't be discouraged if Lucas seems to be losing steam. He got slapped by reality and demotivated by all of the "nobody gives a shit that you're here" he received at Twitchcon. Combined with the cold realization that he's now unloved and living alone, he's now firmly sitting in the "withdraw and recover" portion of the grift cycle. I imagine it looking something like this:

1. Needs attention; Tweets out his retarded hot takes.
2. Gets attention. Allows his ego to overinflate. Makes an ass out of himself before realizing all the new attention is mostly negative.
3. Realizes the attention is bad. Becomes demoralized, quieter. Focuses on defending his shit takes. Feels people laughing at him.
4. Depression sets in. Tweets out an excuse for why he won't be as active for a while on social media. Withdraws to his bedroom to binge on Taco Bell to begin his fragile ego's healing process.

Give him a little time. He'll eventually move into the "desperately say/do something really fucking stupid for attention" phase, and then it's just a matter of time before we enter the "keeps spouting retarded clown shit" portion of the cycle where most of the funny happens.

If he 41%s himself, that might lead to a new #dropkiwifarms backlash because both the media and social media will try and pin it on Kiwi Farms. It might also lead to more tech censorship and the glowies coming out in full force.

 

[ZapThePickle]

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Bet he didn’t cover the blister or treat it at all.
(A)
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Weak sperm.
(A)

Doubtful, to be burned like that it would need to sit, if it hit his arm it probably bounced off, I've been shooting and I've been burnt by a casing, at most it leaves a small red patch for a day or two and doesn't scar. He needs to lie to be more interesting I guess


Wonder how long until he posts his "booboo" to really own and show those haters on the site that won't be name--I mean prove what a bad bitch he is and he does a shoot good! Girl powerrrrr

(if I rolled my eyes any harder I would of seen my brain)

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

If he 41%s himself, that might lead to a new #dropkiwifarms backlash because both the media and social media will try and pin it on Kiwi Farms. It might also lead to more tech censorship and the glowies coming out in full force.

Lucas is to much of a narc to 41%. I’d be more concerned about him pulling an Elliot Rodger. He is an angry misogynistic incel coomer who can’t even coom.

 

[Hepativore]

Lucas is to much of a narc to 41%. I’d be more concerned about him pulling an Elliot Rodger. He is an angry misogynistic incel coomer who can’t even coom.

We would probably still get blamed for it.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

We would probably still get blamed for it.

I think The media,Robert Z’Dar and the troon squad would just try to memory hole Lucas.

They wouldn’t want normies to connect them to Lucas degeneracy.

 

[Something Awful]

Damn, Keffals managed to exhume a funny joke from the depths of his gunt.

I'm sure he could be marginally funny more often if he was able to laugh at himself. Like, the funny part is that it's obviously not a "skill issue", a man (especially Keffals) cannot look like an attractive woman. But he's a narcissist, so he can't really do self-deprecating humor except by accident.

 

[Dick Molesterson]

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I miss Winter.

Keffals has accomplished what we thought unimaginable not long ago: becoming nothing more than a typical lolcow for now.

- The campaign against the site has failed.
- The last grift campaign has ended.
- The backchannel DDoS and deplatforming attempts are all in the hands of smarter and more capable people who've cut him out of the loop.
- The media attention has faded and everyone's already forgotten everything.
- He's been dunked on by black and autistic troons and they all hate him.
- He's lost some of the GFM money to former supporters getting refunds or doing chargebacks.
- Most other twitch streamers and personalities all probably loathe him because he's a known rat who will try get them banned on a whim.
- His last relationship ended, most likely on poor terms.
- Tax season is approaching and he's going to have no clue what to do, having never been a functional employed adult in his entire life.
- Even that faggot dog dude with troon partner distanced himself from keffals because he's optics poison.

And finally, we're better at laughing at him than he is at laughing at himself. That just has to hurt. I think that's one of the biggest defining factors of a true cow.

This is just a bust cycle. He'll do something outrageous soon I wager, because at this point the only way he can get engagement or attention is by fighting with people and pissing them off - he's boring otherwise.

Yeah, the main reason he got all of the attention he did was because of those features on the front page, which were only because he was the poster child for #dropkiwifarms.

Now that Ching Chong Dong-Gone and company have realized that a communist findommer edgelord may not be the best person at getting others on their side, they've ditched him to machinate in the darkness like they were before. He's still funny, but he's not the special kind of funny that racks up 1,000 pages a month anymore (even if half of those pages were retarded jokes about Lucas Roberts being a man).

 

[RotPockets]

I miss Winter.

Keffals has accomplished what we thought unimaginable not long ago: becoming nothing more than a typical lolcow for now.

- The campaign against the site has failed.
- The last grift campaign has ended.
- The backchannel DDoS and deplatforming attempts are all in the hands of smarter and more capable people who've cut him out of the loop.
- The media attention has faded and everyone's already forgotten everything.
- He's been dunked on by black and autistic troons and they all hate him.
- He's lost some of the GFM money to former supporters getting refunds or doing chargebacks.
- Most other twitch streamers and personalities all probably loathe him because he's a known rat who will try get them banned on a whim.
- His last relationship ended, most likely on poor terms.
- Tax season is approaching and he's going to have no clue what to do, having never been a functional employed adult in his entire life.
- Even that faggot dog dude with troon partner distanced himself from keffals because he's optics poison.

And finally, we're better at laughing at him than he is at laughing at himself. That just has to hurt. I think that's one of the biggest defining factors of a true cow.

This is just a bust cycle. He'll do something outrageous soon I wager, because at this point the only way he can get engagement or attention is by fighting with people and pissing them off - he's boring otherwise.

Yikes, he is floundering in obscurity.

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[themasterlurker]

Yikes, he is floundering in obscurity.

Video views of Keffals Youtube channel - PLAYBOARD

Check out the trend of the Keffals channel's video views. Updated daily.

playboard.co

lol

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Yeah, the main reason he got all of the attention he did was because of those features on the front page, which were only because he was the poster child for #dropkiwifarms.

Now that Ching Chong Dong-Gone and company have realized that a communist findommer edgelord may not be the best person at getting others on their side, they've ditched him to machinate in the darkness like they were before. He's still funny, but he's not the special kind of funny that racks up 1,000 pages a month anymore (even if half of those pages were retarded jokes about Lucas Roberts being a man).

Now it’s time for 500 pages of “dude, I have come in contact with six million shell casings and it didn’t hurt at all.“

 

[AnOminous]

Like, bruh... if the MSM has to Photoshop troons in order to make them more palatable to the masses, then they also understand that the "trans women are women" mantra would fly right out the window the second the masses figured out what these fuckers actually look like unfiltered.

This isn't new for the fake news, it's just that instead of faceapping troons to look vaguely human, like they do now, they used to do things like filter pictures of O.J. Simpson to look more black. Same bullshit, different supremacy.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

We would probably still get blamed for it.

Probably, the troons would definitely use whatever fucked up shit he would do to attack us. They eat their own.