Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Tetragrammaton said:
people who casually advertise their amazon wishlists then fill said lists with mainly weird fetish things and nothing of any real use or value will never not confuse and annoy me. like its one thing if you have an onlyfans or some shit but if you are just a regular person why are you asking strangers to buy you the 300+ dollar fake tits and maid outfit? are you afraid to save up and buy them yourself? are you just one of those people who thinks they deserve gifts all the time? or are you just trying to take advantage of other mentally fucked people so that they buy you things that feed into your fetishes?

at this point im pretty sure keffals is still gathering more catboys and if hes not others in that server are for sure.
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I think they are hoping some altruistic activist hacker will use stolen credit card info to own the chuds, while simultaneously rewarding them.
 
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RotPockets said:
Only a retard would try to “cure” depression by cutting their dick off.
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Man, I feel you on this one. I've never understood how so many faggots jumped to the conclusion that the source of their depression was having a dick.

ETA: I don't believe in gender dysphoria/dysmorphia/other variations of that garbage. The very idea someone just knows they're unsatisfied with their lives because they aren't the opposite sex is retarded to me. Of all the things someone could point at as to why they're miserable, they wanna choose their dicks. I don't know if it's laziness that keeps them from further introspection to try finding a more reasonable, realistically-addressable answer or what, but it's fucking pathetic to me. I'd respect their dumb lifestyle choices a little if they'd just acknowledge they have a stupid, sick fetish instead of trying to legitimize this wrong body bullshit (and I'm sure intersex individuals born with birth defects who had their genitals fucked with shortly after birth would appreciate if these faggots would quit using their unfortunate conditions as a cudgel for that argument as well).

People like Lucas should know very fucking well what drove them to castration, but nah. It's just a coincidence he was groomed at a young age. Just a coincidence that, shortly after, he started pursuing gay shit and segued to trans shit. Just a coincidence he got into porn the minute he legally could. Fucking coincidence he started doing fetish shit. What a coincidence his ex-lover confessed that Luke loves physical abuse during whatever passes as fucking for trannies. Total coincidence he has an unhealthy fixation on underaged boys and wants to keep the cycle going.

Shit is pathetic.
 
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On the newest episode of Mutahar's podcast, the topic of Nick Rekieta getting mass-flagged gets brought up, and subsequently so do Keffals and us:

Their reaction to Keffals being named is hysterical to me:
"Who was the one leading the mass-flagging campaign?"
"Oh, it was Keffals"
"Ohhh..."
(awkward three-second silence)
:story::story::story:

Nux also mentions later on in the podcast that following Nick getting banned, people were going up to him and warning him not to step on anybody's toes (implied is "anybody's toes in that situation") because "anyone with a big enough Discord server can get you flagged off the platform." I don't have a timestamp for that one, but you can open the video transcript and search for "Discord", should be in the first thirty minutes or so.
 
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Brutality said:
Looked into Lucas' Discord and it's pretty boring atm. However I've seen more than a few rather... "interesting" specimens populating the neo catboy ranch. Here is one such creature called "pepper"
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already from the top I can see that this is gonna be a special guy. so I check his Links out and sure enough there's a picture of him, filtered to hell. Enjoy
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His amazon wishlist is also a walking tranny stereotype, filled to the brim with fetish collars and artificial tits. you can take a look at that rabbit hole for yourself.

Anyone interested in a thread discussing the denizens of Lucas' discord? I've only scratched the surface and I feel that this is a pristine pasture of specimens
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This faggot can't even properly anonymize his public amazon wishlist.
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Hi Logan Cooper from Vinton, Louisiana!

I did not bother doing much cross-checking, but there are only a handful of people with that name in LA. His full dox should be very easy to find.
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My Name is Mud said:
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This faggot can't even properly anonymize his public amazon wishlist.
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Hi Logan Cooper from Vinton, Louisiana!

I did not bother doing much cross-checking, but there are only a handful of people with that name in LA. His full dox should be very easy to find.
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repentance said:
It wouldn't surprise me if we never hear another word about keffals' proposed fundraiser for TLL.
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We might, in a week... or two. Whenever he finishes "unpacking his apartment".

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The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.

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What's this, a glint of self-awareness about his grotesque posture?

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Something Awful said:
We might, in a week... or two. Whenever he finishes "unpacking his apartment".

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The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.

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What's this, a glint of self-awareness about his grotesque posture?

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So the duality of Lucas Roberts is a fat, balding loser in a dress and a fat balding loser in a t-shirt with a gun.

Either way, Lucas is still a fat, balding loser.
 
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Sprate Header said:
Their reaction to Keffals being named is hysterical to me:
"Who was the one leading the mass-flagging campaign?"
"Oh, it was Keffals"
"Ohhh..."
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Got a timestamp there fren? I aint listening to all that.
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The duality of Keffals: profile of a hunchback, visage of a sneering narcissist.

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Look at those chubby, stubby man hands.
 
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AnOminous said:
Or you could just man up and take a trip to Beachy Head.
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Suspension hanging doesn't even require a drop. Just a noose slightly padded at each side of your neck, something that'll hold your weight, and getting your legs a couple of inches off the ground. The important thing is cutting off blood and oxygen supply to the brain, not suffocation as such. Unconscious within 30 seconds and brain dead within 5 minutes. Apparently. In a country without guns, it's an alternative.
 
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DrNow said:
There might be an exhibitionist aspect to it, they want to broadcast their fetishes. They are central to their existence. In the same way people have hobbies like going to the gym, or dancing or visiting abandoned buildings, these people base their identities around their fetishes. They could save up and buy the maid dress, or they could get off on the idea of simps funding them and giving them attention.



Lucas was like siphyllis, aggressively unpleasant but possible to get rid of. Dong and the Dimitriadis dude are more like herpes, something we'll just have to deal with from here onwards. Embarassing, irritating, but not exactly a threat to our existence. I'll take my horrifying reacts for this unnecessary, grotesque metaphor.
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It's called reparations, straight cis-people have to buy trannies lavish gifts to compensate for all of the oppression they suffered. These gifts come in the form of ugly wigs and gigantic sillicone breasts.
 
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